This Was A Massive Failure 

He bullied the creators of TESLA out of ownership, not invented

He didn’t invent Tesla nor does he own it. He is an investor that owns stock in Tesla

Person who buys $500 PS5 shirt is the exact target demographic of the Cybertruck.

fun fact about the stainless steel plating: because it has no paint coating on it, some people whove bought one have experienced the actual body of the car rusting within less than a week of buying one, and the cleaning instructions tell you so many things you cant do that basically the only way you can clean it is to regularly wipe down the entire car with window cleaner in a shaded room. yes, thats right, as it turns out the paint coating that every single other car in the world comes with *isn't* just for looks, but actually to preserve the car's chassis.

the Cybertruck does not meet the requirements to be legal in the UK and EU, you literally cannot drive one of these anywhere in Europe

he did NOT invent tesla bro

Pyro, you should know, the main downside to drive by wire is that in the event of a complete electrical failure your steering stops working entirely and the vehicle will just... go whatever direction it wants to( oncoming traffic or the ditch) and you will be holding a limp disk in your hand. Have had this happen in a car on the highway at 65 mph, almost met god that day.

>$80,000 truck >accelerator pedal is glued on when will elon musk discover what screws are

I like how the truck was in production for almost 4 years then the entire workforce didn't do quality checks and let every owner die from permanent speed. What a terrible excuse.

I worked at a Tesla manufacturing building Do not buy a Tesla Pyro was onto something when he brought up the glue stick; shit is held together with hopes and dreams

11:26 "Tesla's Cope about 'no-paint finish', they basically said, 'cars overtime, they age, they rust, and by not being painted, it's going to be incredibly resistant to that.'" This is 100% false. Due to the fact that the Cybertruck's base model has no paint or even a clear finish, just being exposed steel, it rusts extremely easily. Multiple people have seen it start to rust in less than 2 weeks, and I've seen a report of somebody who's received their Cybetruck with rust already on it. One of the primary reasons for a car to be painted, regardless of what one wants it to look like, is to prevent rust and other damage to the body over time. It's the same reason why almost all exposed metal and wood things have some sort of paint, cover, wrap, or some other finish.

New editor single handly saving this channel

Brother forgot to charge his steam deck 💀 💀 💀

As a certified member of the Elon Must Hate Club board, allow me to supplement some information on this disaster of a product. 1. Owners report the stainless steel body rusts extremely quickly if not maintained all the time and if you have dead bugs on it the terms say you need to clean it ASAP, as you mentioned since it has no paint or any coating. You **can** get a coating from Tesla to prevent this... for an additional $2-3k (idr which). 2. Being the body is made up of the aforementioned practically freshly machined steel, the edges are incredibly sharp. Closing the door on your fingers will slice them off but even if you hit your shin on the side of the door it'll slash you open. There's zero sensors on anything automatically closing, so anything that does that can cut off whatever you stick in it. 3. You mentioned about the rear view camera but in addition, if you have the tailgate down (such as if you're hauling something (like someone who drives a truck might do)) the camera points down at the road as it's on the tailgate instead of, idk, the bumper. 4. My mom's Honda Civic can offroad better than this thing. It's demonstrably terrible at driving up uneven inclines. 5. The "Full Self Driving" (ironically Tesla now calls it 'Supervised Full Self Driving' because of a lawsuit where someone was killed because of it) both does not work on the Cybertruck (as you mentioned), but to make up for that it's really good at killing people when you do have it. 6. In general the Cybertruck is extremely shitty, where some people have driven it off the lot and had it immediately break down. This thing is laughably bad. To compound how bad a time this is for a recall, in addition to him begging for a $50 bil bonus, Tesla recently fired roughly 10% of their workers (most of whom weren't informed until they got to work and their keycards wouldn't let them in (which as a reminder is what happened to Twitter as well)). To use Elon's own words, they really dug their grave with the Cybertruck. Fuck Elon.

not to mention due to the no crumple zone on the car, it is illegal in europe...

Pyrochinical in his drew gooden era

PyroLIVE was a massive failure

I believe that if Pyro's audience put their collective one brain cell together, they could finally comment something that was actually funny.

The truck looks like something a kid would draw up during class

To be fair, the windows didn’t ACTUALLY shatter. It just cracked. Though it was a tech bro throwing fairly small objects so it probably had about as much force as a child falling over on it.

Pyro to his barber the second he looked in the mirror

Getting hit by a Cybertruck at max speed is equivalent to standing next to 1.2 kilograms of TNT (2.65lbs in🍔). (MATH ALERT) The formula for kinetic energy is E_k = (1/2)mv^2, if we plug in all the values (3000kg and 58.1152m/s) we get (1/2)(3000)(58.12)^2, which is equal to 5066902 joules, or the equivalent of 1.2 kilograms of TNT.

You know, I think the largest issue on hand is the fact that if you get in a car crash with this brick, there's nothing to soften to impact on the outside and will affect everything that is inside of it so you will turn into a paste even if the airbag goes off which I genuinely doubt it even would do that

Pyro, you do NOT need a steam deck, you aren't "On the go" you probably sit like 10 hours in your home

shoutouts to pyro's new editor actually making this slop content 0.5% enjoyable

I am not Tesla fanboy, but I do think maybe we shouldn't shame car companies for doing recalls for safety reasons. Toyota many years ago, instead of recalling a vehicle, they tried to hide it. Putting customers' safety over profit is something that should be celebrated. That being said, the Tesla truck is stupid af lmao

Its insane to me that an entire company of engineers thought it was a good idea to greenlight a car with no crumple zone

A non crumpling chassis, fly by wire steering, a gas pedal that slips out, no view of your rear. I see no reason why this would end up in a crash.

big ups to the editor who keeps sneaking in sonic tunes

The truck is even banned in europe

Realistically, its not painted because the price of paint (both waterbase and solvent) is so damn expensive especially since Tesla paints are two stage, but manufacturers hardly put a ton of paint on nowadays anyway. If anything, not painting it just makes it rust faster since its open to elements lmao its just them dodging costs

Pyro not knowing the name of the Reliant Robin proves how Americanised he is.

"Engine" 💀

I hope "Cybertruck has no crumple zones" can become the new "ps5 has no games"

Cybertruck looking like a car that hasnt fully rendered 😂

I just hate how much I like the IDEA of the cyber truck. If only it wasn't an expensive, rusty, heavy piece of shit. But then, that's most modern trucks.

Now I want Pyro to do a longform analysis of Mr. Bean.

15:18 normally cars have a rod attached to the powers steering unit to assist you with driving. This means that if the power steering fails, you can still turn the wheels even though it would be hard. The problem the cyber truck has is there is no physical connection so if the computer dies then the steering doesn’t work at all so you just in a big metal box with no way of controlling it

on the steam deck actually, you might be able to fix it by holding the "..." button, and the volume up button while powering it on while plugged in, for 10 seconds, removing the wire (while holding the buttons) then plugging it back in. had the same issue after i got mine and that fixed it.

Elmo didn't invent anything. He threw his daddys emerald money at anything he thinks a 10 year old would think is cool

The gas pedal of the Cybertruck isn’t a flaw. They were just inspired by the War Rig from Mad Max Fury Road, which has one of these shoe measuring things on the gas, allowing you to slam it down and keep it going at full throttle

Honestly dude, I really hate that elongated muskrat. Bro kidnapped a bluejay and is holding them hostage with checkmark subscriptions, bullied the owners of an electronic car company until they ran away in tears, then sat in the boss's chair when nobody was looking and said it's his now, and even tried to kidnap that cash friend app with the two initials that look like the 16th glyph of the English alphabet with the intent to replace it with the 24th glyph of the English alphabet like he's done with the bluejay now.

14:34 Wrong! The reason auto manufacturers are using touchscreens now is that they’re cheaper to produce than the buttons we had before, because there aren’t as many different shapes and sizes. They can be mass produced or sourced more easily.

The heart sinking feeling when you're 11 years old and you turn on your 360 only to see the red ring will never be matched

0:40 How did he go from looking like that to now

7:47 pyro moment

The whole cybertruck situation vividly reminds me of when Homer met his half brother and he asked him to design a car and at the very end it's unveiled to his brother's complete dismay

This is the first person who I have heard say that the Cybertruck looks cool.

Getting 1M was a massive failure

Someone in my city has one of these “trucks” that they wrapped in lime green with “cyberbeast” written down the sides. Everyone in town calls it the “booger”. It’s been spotted broken down several times and everyone in the Huntsville subreddit is roasting it to hell 😹

The new editing is actually great, genuinely loving these commentary videos now

"Oh boo hoo, let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin"

bluetooth device is ready to pair had me laughin my ass off

Also stainless does rust, just a lot slower and it can be mitigated by maintaining it well, which the cybertruck won't as it will be parked outside

It's funny how 10 years ago Musk was seen as a modern day Edison, nowadays he's just seen as that weird guy who calls you with an Indian accent saying that they're Joe Biden.

The cyber truck is just a normal Tesla that’s been mewing

Steer by wire is a play on word of "fly by wire" wich what most planes use Basicaly means the control are fully digital and fly the plane by a computer translating your inputs to the control surfaces In gaymer words its aim assist for piloting Unlike regular steering wich the steering wheel is directly mechanicaly conected to what steers the wheels

At least he fire 90% of the useless employees at Twitter

Ah yes, the engine in the Tesla

Saying Elon Musk invented Tesla is like saying Microsoft invented Minecraft lmao

my family and i laugh whenever we see a cybertruck on the road.

I love how drowing in footwear is still being referenced to this day whenever software updates are mentioned in videos

Lets thank Belle Delphine, because if she didnt "scam" pyro out of few grand back then he would buy the cybertruck.

i never thought anyone aside from my parents would call me that :(

15:08, my 2010 CR-V has that feature, its more prominent in later models, its called adaptive steering.

Really liked the editing in this video, actually funny

Tesla Fr telling people to fix the pedal instead of taking it in and paying for the fix is like the Helldivers 2 devs telling people not to buy their game cause their servers ain’t working

Imagine being pyro and still not being able to buy a car

That Kurt Angle edit caught me off guard so much. To this day I still think you have the best edits on RU-vid.

14:00 now it's stuck in my head from the image alone thanks

1400's peasant cut

What If instead of PyroLIVE he was FreakyLive and instead of posting slop, he well…. slopped all over it

6:42 Bro, don't talk about my Nintendo paperweight like that

I'm in my basement, waiting for a tornado to pass. At least I can watch this to pass the time.

Pyro gonna buy Tesla in year or two and say he did it "ironically", like ps5 and sweater with playstation logo on it

>Problem solved by literally one fastener

At this point, Pyro is basically just making the fat stuff a part of him. Honestly, he's got balls. I respect that.

Thanks to the editor for reminding us to drink water 😔 🙏

1 mill subs? Not even 2? Fell. Off.

The slop thickens…

Thank you, Pyro, for explaining "cruise control", a feature introduced in 1965.

the editing is getting way more advanced on the slop! the slop thickens! nice :)

teslas are super unsafe and have some insane things like having every minor basic interaction like windsheild wipers put behind menus ona touchpad, i have no idea why the slop master still thinks its a good idea to get it just cause its an electric vehicle.

thank you pyro tf2 ass mod for slopping inside of me I needed this

1:00 tbf the exterior of the cyberstruck looks very similar to the dmc delorean with its futuristic appearance with the stainless steel, which is why it was perfect for a time machine vehicle in back to the future.

Aquarium park was everyone's first experience to a breakcore song

Umm pyro.. electric cars don't have engines

Damn pyro making a title about his whole life ?

Congrats on 1 mil on this channel!

"hold on my mirror is lagging" 💀

Saying Elon Musk invented Tesla on his own is like saying Pyro makes original content.

Get oiled up pyro I will ask this till I or earth ends

1:20 When I think of "completely shatter" I think of whatever tries to enter, enters. I don't see that happening, and that glass has a very glassy reaction. I believe the reaction you were expecting was Superfest.

i remember being in the backseat to someone that did automatic driving, he was afk'ing like batman if he was on the verge of retirement

8 trillion views in 30 seconds? Fell off

I can easily notice Shawn Lee's music anywhere, the Bully soundtrack is iconic.

Don't forget that the SAAB 9000 has static cruise control. It doesn't slow down if the car in front does. It will just keep the speed you set it to. This was many decades before this cybertruck came out

BULLY MENTIONED!!!

I literally saw a cyber truck driving around while walking home from school and I’m surprised the car never crashed

The steering stuff sounds like a good feature until you realize that all control over your steering can be stripped away by a bad software update. I hate the over digitization of vehicle systems because it’s cool until it experiences a bug or it breaks and it costs you much more in repairs. Some things should just stay mechanical