Thoughts on the 9 Glory Gods 

Joseph and Avdol casually going to get breakfast after almost being demolished by Mariah was the best part of Stardust

Why not become a Glory God? We got: - Blind Man who can Detect you Through Sound - Actual Cartoon Characters - Literally Just a Sword - THICC - Creepy Middle Aged Man who Attacks Children - Gambler - BIRD UP - Alpha Gamer

Old buff American man and masculine Egyptian guy CRUSH young curvy Egyptian goddess

*go ahHET MR JOESTUR...*

I T S N O T D A R B Y, ITS D A A A B Y

Alright just gonna copy and paste this here, because a lot of Jojo fans don't know this... In case you want to know or haven't noticed it on your second watching, the reason why Jotaro's bluff is so terrifying to Darby isn't just because it's a bold move. It's because from Darby's perspective, Jotaro's stand was starting to show the characteristics of the World. A super fast stand that the eye can barely detect, not to mention Dio's body was related to Jotaro directly. So he's thinking "Oh shit, Jotaro's stand has the same powers as the World!" which makes it even more ironic because in that moment Jotaro asks him what Dio's stand power is. So now Darby is stuck between betraying Dio, and facing the wrath of basically a second Dio. It's irony, subtle foreshadowing, fucking amazing story telling rolled into an episode.Just fucking brilliant.

"Hey so, we need to defeat 9 egyptian gods." "You're saying we have to defeat 8 egyptian gods?" "Yes, we need to defeat 6 egyptian gods." "Got it."

Just imagine, instead of an electrical outlet it could have been a cat: 1. Fits the god it represents 2. Rubbing cat fur for static electricity has as much in common with magnetism as an electrical outlet 3. Everyone likes to pet cats, so easy to implement 4. Cat 5. See point Nr. 4

People that thought of mental stand fights like the older Darby's poker game as lame are probably the same plebs that thought part 4 should be skipped cuz not enough punching.

There is actually art by one of the Stardust Crusaders’ animators that depicts Young Joseph and Kid Kakyoin fighthing Alessi

To summarise the video: _”That’s probably top 3 stands in Stardust Crusaders”_

9 Glory Gods AKA D'Arby, N'Doul and the Rest...

An Oingo-Boingo one shot would be legendary

Dude, Araki would be and is 100% on board with fan manga. Hell, he licensed, and even drew the cover for the Jorge Joestar manga.

have you noticed that all the 9 gods stands are channeled through something. Gambling, Swords, Water, a book, the body, age and shadows, ice, and magnetism.

Why people like Mariah: 1: Thicc 2: NA 3: NA

4:41 "They're reasonably mature" *_Cut to Polnareff's hand signs_*

The thumbnail looks like an all-out attack.

0:27 N'Doul, Geb 2:57 Oingo and Biongo, Khnum and Thoth 4:19 Anubis (just 1 more second dammit) 6:08 Mariah, Bastet 7:12 Alessi, Set 8:20 Daniel D'Arby, Osiris 10:12 Petshop, Horus 11:49 Terence D'Arby, Atum

Pet Shop is a character that I liked (Design-wise and Stand-wise) and absolutely hated(what he's done to dogs) all at once.

I love the moment where avdol and joseph were stucked best scene in sdc for me

*In social studies class* Teacher: We will be learning about the Egyptian gods. Me fresh off of watching Stardust Crusaders: *THE EXPERT*

Does osiris have to look like handsome squidward?

The D’arby’s were definitely the funnest to watch. They didn’t have powerful stands, but had abilities and personal skills that allowed them to compete with the best of the best.

14:20 HE SAID IT, BOYS, HE SAID IT *airhorn*

6:42 *_E X T R A T H I C C_*

The only problem I have with the Elder D'Arby fight is that it was tailor made for Joseph to shine and yet he gets taken out.

It kind of makes sense that Alessi would attack the younger members of the team, a short use of his stand only reverses someone a handful of years, and they'd probably react before it would do anything useful.

***did Kakyoin really laid that egg?***

Imagine if Joseph was the one fighting Set. How great would it be to see young joseph again and maybe he could beat set with his old "planning" cause he plans everything. I would also love to see one last clacker volley

Oh god yes, Alessi getting his ass whooped by 19-year-old Joseph would make everyone fail NNN

Anyone else thought the ambulance at the end of the Oingo Boingo chapter was foreshadowing?

Dont forget: "Serect yur cur" during the racing game

Every single time your new video ascends me to *H E A V E N*

I really liked the fight between pet shop and Iggy. I think the "predator hunting its prey" scenario is what made it so cool and brutal

14:18 Be our guest, but Morioh Warriors sounds way more stupid than Duwang Gang.

D’arby was by far one of my favorite antagonists in JoJo. I loved how clever and cunning he acted and spoke. And a slick gambler character has always been the type I like. I also loved how the Crusader show some level of respect towards him, as they acknowledge him as one of their most dangerous foes in the anime and tell D’arby younger how his brother would’ve been able to easily figure out how Jotaro and Joseph were cheating as the baseball game.

I am a simple man I see Kaleb I.A upload I have a SHEER HEART ATTACK

The Darby Fight was amazing in the anime. The way it went down made me laugh and when I finally caught on to Jotaro's idea it made the fight even better.

Hoo boy. For a second I thought you meant, “Thoughts on the 9 Glory Holes.”

There was a 40 page one shot with the Oingo-Boingo brothers. It even ends with a review of the story by Rohan from part 4 Also, with the Sethen fight, I'd actually be kind of fun to see Joseph fight him, getting some kind of high off of becoming younger again, and trying to keep him alive so he can keep staying young, then realizing It'd be for the greater good to defeat him.

"Not saying duwang gang cause you can't make me" we don't have to cause you'll do it yourself

"They drank the poisoned tea" "Boingo poisoned their tea" *HURRAY*

Kaleb: Boingo is the youngest stand user. Manish boy and Shizuka: i'm a joke to you?

I like D’arby too he almost wiped out the whole stardust crusaders and that’s why I like araki he made a fight soooo entertaining without even throwing a single punch

N’Doul: Genderbend Toph with waterbending. Oingo and Boingo: Sapphire and Ruby but failures Anubis: P L u c k Mariah: OoohhhhhhhhHhooHOO (wtf commenter, stop.) Alessi: *Pedo.* D’arby: Mr. Joesterr Pet Shop: Killer -Queen- Bird. I love him. “T” D’arby: Serect your cer.

what I loved about the Egyptian Gods is that it was no longer find the weakness and exploit it, it just became try and survive, and that was infinitely more entertaining

The Older Darby fight is probably one of my favourite fights in anime. It was certainly the start of my absolute love for Jojo's. I liked it throughout part 1 and 2, but I finally got the hype once I watched that fight.

I believe Joseph V. Alessi was a thing in one of the games, and it had a similar result to reverting Jotaro. Basically Alessi only managed to bring Joseph to juuuust post Battle Tendency, where he was an amazingly talented Hamon user in his prime. And Joseph just. Absolutely. Wrecked. Him.

JoJo's part 3: the crew goes on a world tour to fight people with the 9 Egyptian god cards Yu-Gi-Oh part 3: the crew battles accross a city for the 3 Egyptian god cards Me: hmmmmmmmmm

You talk about the pacing problems in part 3, but this video really shows that you love it. For your future video on Jotaro, I want to see you break it down into what you said about him in the 3 parts he is featured promptentiely in. Why you think SDC Jotaro is cool, why DIU Jotaro is great and why SO Jotaro is purely poetry. I can't wait for your Naruto.

What happened to joskue after part 4 that’s what I want to know

I'm sad there weren't glory gods with cards of obelisk and slifer

4:45 "unlike Joseph and Caesar." I laughed so fuckin hard

Right in time for Hollow Knight's Gods and Glory Shoutout to all Hollow Knight fans.

I would actually love to see a review of dio's assassins. Mostly because (and I'm getting the opinion that I'm in some form of minority on this one) I've yet to see either you, meti, or xforts do any form of analysis on strength/forever, which is (currently) my favorite stand (though it's worth noting I'm anime only and only know what I do of the manga from watching you guys). I realize it's technically not the most powerful, unique, or even creative, but it had its own special impact, as it introduced us to both bound stands and animal stand users - which gave an extreme air of mystery to that arc, as no one seemed to be able to comprehend what the heck was going on.

So wait they actually had a fighting game character that was like 1/3 the size of the others/could fly/and did AoE... that is ridiculous. How was that allowed as a playable character... wait could they put him into smash bros or jump force because that would be awesome.

They were the highlights of Part 3. The first half had still some unique fights, but its with them that Araki started to really get good with Stands

Mariah is my least favorite villain. Shit stand, uninteresting, only thing going for her is that she’s hot.

Boingo foreshadowed Jotaro's death. LITERALLY his head split in half. Genius...

My favorites are N'Doul,Petshop and Daniel D'Arby

If N’Doul was a fisherman, he’d be next to unstoppable. Prove me wrong.

Thank you for these good videos to feed my hunger for JoJo

Should you do a video on la squadra? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Y E S!

I would love a JoJo: What If? series just like what Marvel Comics does.

Now we have Crazy Diamond’s Demonic Heart Break. Which tells a continuation of Hol Horse and some of the other Part 3 antagonists.

Imagine if bastet was a cat, and his power activates when you pet him

N'Doul is my go to for a really good stand user who figured out his stand and played to his stands strengths really well. Like I wouldn't say Geb is a stronger stand at a glance then say Yellow Temperance. On paper, Yellow Temperance sounds like it should be an absolutely godlike close range stand that would be perfect for hit and run tactics. Rubber Soul is a prideful idiot who just figured his on paper abilities would carry him, and that's one of my favorite parts of Araki's work, he really tries to illustrate how a person uses their stand creatively to show what kinda person they are.

you forgot about the REAL god from part 3, Kenny G.

Imagine if jojos ended with jonathan waking up and saying “that was a bizarre dream.”

OINGO BOINGO BROTHERS

Maybe, after part 8 is done, Araki could do a what if series, a weekly series of different events, like what if Joseph fought Allesi, what if Josuke was in Koichi's place in part 5, etc.

Talk about Heritage for the Future! I'd be so cool.

Oingo and Boingo: Morph face, Book that you read and nothing else.

*I misread „Thoughts on the 9 glory holes“.*

Can I just say, that I am very glad and very greatful that I can still hear and see very well? We all should be glad that we can all see and hear if you can. And if you can't, then I'm sorry and you have my sympathy.

N'Doul: *exists* Jotaro: *Yeet the dog*

the thumbnail looks badass just wanted to point that out they all look badass next to eachother

Can you do a tier list of all minor villains in jojo ?

Joseph laughing at the stand Set: Haha you’re in danger!

I always thought that D'arby was a Lucifer kinda character. With the souls poker and cheating ect~

Something cool about N’doul is the fact that aside from his suicide and the quick appearance of his stand when he kills that spy, the entire time we see him he doesn’t move from that single spot, always remaining in the same place no matter what happens in the fight

Let's get La squadra

We did get young Joseph vs Alessi in heritage for the future

1:36 *GUYS I CAN'T BELIVE AVDOL SAID OOOF*

Kaleb, I totally agree with most of things you said in this video, and I do absolutely love N'doul, Daniel J. D'arby, and Pet shop. Moreover, I think that you should totally do a Le Squadra one. That there is a dangerous bunch of fun bad guys.

Please do La Squadra

Thoth was basically an anime version of "That's So Raven"

Mariah is the best and if you say otherwise you can square up with me.

I loved the first darby fight. One of my favorites in part 3

There was that one video game where Alessie had a special move that would transform his opponent in some odd ways. Joseph being one

Abdul and Joeseph vs Alessi Abdul and Joeseph are like in their late 30’s or so. That would be funny Jotaro and Polnareff be Mariah Polnareff would probably gawk at Mariah

I always wondered what meetings between these guys were like. And, since they're one of the few united villainous groups in Jojo, I guess we can expect one on La Squadra?

My favorite is Darby younger because he asked "Are you going to do that Ora Ora thing?"

Young Darby with his stand could have been the most deadly minion but he just want to G A M E

I want araki to watch these videos Kaleb has such good ideas and it wold be sweet to see araki implement them in like a spinoff of something like that

After hearing the Next God of War is going to Egypt so i came here to see all the 9 Gods that might be on the next series.

"Ok, we need to defeat 9 egyption gods." "You mean 8 egyption gods?" "Yes, six egyption gods."

We need a OVA for Oingo and Boingo. Also one for Hol Horse since he's pretty op.

The coolest duo Pet Shop and White Album