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Stephen dishes on his conversation with Presidents Biden, Obama and Clinton, former president Trump honored Easter by lashing out at his enemies, and the White House press pool was put on notice for lifting too many souvenirs from the president’s airplane.
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@arod700
@arod700 Месяц назад
"Your wife can" 😂😂😂
@TabethaAurochs
@TabethaAurochs Месяц назад
Obama on brand with the SAVAGE flex 💀
@CourageKarnga
@CourageKarnga Месяц назад
And that is why we love Obama!
@KevinSmith-tq4cy
@KevinSmith-tq4cy Месяц назад
Yeah.... Obama sounds like a true leader, huh?
@marilynwillett804
@marilynwillett804 Месяц назад
@@CourageKarnga AND HE LOVES THE MUSLIMS WHO HATE AMERICA AND ARE HERE TO DESTROY IT. ILLEGALLY.
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад
@@CourageKarnga Greatest Orator ever ……. For the Simple Minded people !
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 Месяц назад
I once read this RU-vid comment that basically said "If Jesus came back today, he wouldn't be a Republican like Trump but rather a Democrat like Sanders." Then there was a list of things that the Republican Party stands for today that are essentially the opposite of everything Jesus said & taught in The Bible.
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 Месяц назад
They were right;-)
@vsznry
@vsznry Месяц назад
#separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@delilahevil5089
@delilahevil5089 Месяц назад
I feel bad for Christians like my mom, who is a REAL Christian; warm, compassionate, giving and forgiving. Not greedy and hateful
@Numismatists_Matter
@Numismatists_Matter Месяц назад
Ya think the free health care & feed the poor might make ya think The big JC was a socialist?
@SayAhh
@SayAhh Месяц назад
He would still be speaking Aramaic.
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Месяц назад
Just imagining Evie laughing at Obama's line cheers me up. We have good people on our side.
@melanies.6030
@melanies.6030 Месяц назад
​@@roelanddirker6489Again, GFY.
@ember-brandt
@ember-brandt Месяц назад
@@roelanddirker6489 ✨ *Cry* ✨
@Lepidopterous.
@Lepidopterous. Месяц назад
What an amazing night for Colbert. Got to sit with the 3 presidents Clinton, Obama, & Biden. Wow!
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад
You know that was a Fundraiser for Biden Even though 12 people showed ! Of course only wasteful billionaires would throw money in a Rathole !
@marielthegreat
@marielthegreat Месяц назад
An objectively intimidating situation, but such a welcoming vibe.
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад
How boring (no: "fucking boring" you are supposed to say nowadays, in sad america) can populism (NOT only from your republican side) be ?
@melanies.6030
@melanies.6030 Месяц назад
​@@roelanddirker6489GFY
@BarbaraCarrier-ld9sr
@BarbaraCarrier-ld9sr Месяц назад
Note: DJT can't get an endorsement from any past presidents, even his own VP. Vote BLUE to save our democracy and constitution for our children's future. Vote BLUE to save school children from being killed by military type weapons.
@russh6414
@russh6414 Месяц назад
NASCAR also ran on Easter Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Where is the manufactured outrage over that?
@froglady7491
@froglady7491 Месяц назад
I wonder if the same people complained in 2013 when Easter also fell on March 31st. Did NASCAR run then, too?
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад
The difference is they didn't flaunt it. Had no clue it happened
@froglady7491
@froglady7491 Месяц назад
Also complaining about NASCAR is sort of complaining about a national sport. Too many people involved. Nope, easier to complain about a tiny minority, some of whom are children who can’t vote anyway.
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron Месяц назад
Easter even fell on the same day as April fools day. Not a single complaint then.
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula Месяц назад
Next year it’s on 420 🪴🪴🪴🚬🚬🚬 Thanks, Joe!!!
@InterestedCitizen
@InterestedCitizen Месяц назад
Truth Social lost 58 million? Whooohooo! Good news🎉
@macforme
@macforme Месяц назад
There is speculation that by the time Donny can access his shares and sell, 6 mos from now, they will be (almost?) penny stocks. That would be Karma-ish.
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад
Hate To bust Your Bubble but Trump made $2.6 Billion off of Truth Social ! Hahaha ! Listen Don’t kill yourself Now Wait till Trump wins the Election !
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад
Why so money-obsessed, sad americans ? Please just leave the world-stage. 'Blue america' almost as horrible as the 'red side'.
@deborahdunn7844
@deborahdunn7844 Месяц назад
Stephen, you are a bright light in this world. Thanks for all you do!
@ChumpyChicken2
@ChumpyChicken2 Месяц назад
Clown show
@tysonthomas7094
@tysonthomas7094 Месяц назад
The 3 ties bit was brilliant! Great writing!
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Месяц назад
Thank you Stephen for injecting humor and levity into this world. The last eight years would’ve been insufferable without you.
@adamchristopher6917
@adamchristopher6917 Месяц назад
Heck, the last 8 months.
@deborahcampbell7329
@deborahcampbell7329 Месяц назад
I concur…❤
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад
He's not much different than myself
@tomriddle8933
@tomriddle8933 Месяц назад
They were insufferable regardless.
@garfield2439
@garfield2439 Месяц назад
I know that's right.
@Columbiastargazer
@Columbiastargazer Месяц назад
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
@Ch-ui6mw
@Ch-ui6mw Месяц назад
Exactly!
@DrUFO___bytch
@DrUFO___bytch Месяц назад
we call it white collar crime - they step down , resign , can we do that too?? seriously . WAKE UP SLAVE EARTH.
@TheUltimateRare
@TheUltimateRare Месяц назад
Hello comment that has not been copy and pasted to many videos.
@JW30000
@JW30000 Месяц назад
How are you getting that answer? Check into r f k
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад
You really need some new material
@kujmous
@kujmous Месяц назад
That crowd nailed the Easter call-out, and I for one am very proud of them.
@janiewilliams48
@janiewilliams48 Месяц назад
That's not Christian like.
@pantalonesdemuerto7960
@pantalonesdemuerto7960 Месяц назад
Fun fact: whenever Easter falls on 4/20, “Jesus is Just Alright (With Me)” by the Doobie Brothers counts as a hymn.
@SummerSnow716
@SummerSnow716 Месяц назад
😂🎉😂💨💨✝️
@SEANALPURVIS
@SEANALPURVIS Месяц назад
You legit need to send this joke into the show
@pattyayers
@pattyayers Месяц назад
Good song
@crocglox7797
@crocglox7797 Месяц назад
maybe also "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane?
@gafls3151
@gafls3151 Месяц назад
😂❤
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 Месяц назад
I can't think of anyone less Christ-like than Trump. Do better, America.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад
He's the best option we have
@rhuephus
@rhuephus Месяц назад
yep .. if y'all really believe in the "Book of Revelation", toxic-diaper-don possess all characteristics of the "anti-christ"
@ianb9028
@ianb9028 Месяц назад
@@Conservadouche93 I estimate there are 349,999,999 better options.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Месяц назад
Or vote Tom Hanks if you really want a Christ-like figure for President.
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 Месяц назад
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@neehaa
@neehaa Месяц назад
2:12 that Obama dude missed out on a career in comedy because holy shit that was funny
@MrDevintcoleman
@MrDevintcoleman Месяц назад
His press dinners were comedy gold. Usually being intelligent and empathetic leads to a quick wit. On the other hand, republicans think making fun of disabled people is the height of comedy.
@whocares2087.1
@whocares2087.1 Месяц назад
Obama's a jackass and was weak on foreign policy.
@yosemitegirlCA
@yosemitegirlCA Месяц назад
I’ve always loved Obama’s wit and self-deprecating wit. He has great comedic timing. Mic drop…
@Terra_Lopez
@Terra_Lopez Месяц назад
@@yosemitegirlCA Yeah, excuse me while I think of better days... sigh...
@arcticgoddess
@arcticgoddess Месяц назад
Oh, hell ya. Watch the White House Correspondent's dinner from 2011. With Seth Meyer's comedic help, he trolls Donald Trump, who is in the audience, about his racist 'Obama was born in Kenya' nonsense, and underneath the fake smile you can see the rage going up and up. 😅. Gold. The next day, we found out that Obama had made the decision before the show to send Seal Team 6 in a surgical strike to kill Osama Bin Laden, then killed it onstage. Barrack was smoove. 😂 I was so proud to live in America under Obama. It's just sad that his presidency and the Reich Wing Entertainment Complex lies and propaganda machine caused the racist backlash that led to Tronald Dump.
@chelsealynn9866
@chelsealynn9866 Месяц назад
Hats off to the writing team yet again. Bringing it back around with the ties? Chef’s kiss.
@hollyjones8775
@hollyjones8775 Месяц назад
I would insult you but it looks like Mother Nature did far better than I could🤣🤣
@peterfedun-sk3jt
@peterfedun-sk3jt Месяц назад
Yup, he and his writers are amazing and the final tie gag is perfect.
@frankwolf3860
@frankwolf3860 Месяц назад
"...it's a Boeing, it's not bolted on..."🤣🤣🤣!
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Месяц назад
"your wife can" 😁
@rejoyce318
@rejoyce318 Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@joanfregapane8683
@joanfregapane8683 Месяц назад
Excellent!
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula Месяц назад
Dude seriously missed out on a legit comedy career…serious chops
@oshunbleu6511
@oshunbleu6511 Месяц назад
... "and also with you ." 😂😂
@PhoebeFayRuthLouise
@PhoebeFayRuthLouise Месяц назад
Excellent line delivered perfectly!
@testman9541
@testman9541 Месяц назад
9:30 "It's a Boeing, it's not bolted on" 😂🎉 Ouchy ditchy 😭
@cindythomas5895
@cindythomas5895 Месяц назад
To be in the room with 3 living presidents!!! Amazing
@edwardderr6859
@edwardderr6859 Месяц назад
I'm very proud, validated, and encouraged to be aware that, if Donald Trump knew who I was, he would despise me.
@ramblerdave1339
@ramblerdave1339 Месяц назад
Stop gloating, Donald despises everyone, but himself. And Ivanka.
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад
I don’t know you and Already I despise you !
@instaperil
@instaperil Месяц назад
Yes. Me too!!!! Uck
@dicedrice7216
@dicedrice7216 Месяц назад
Yes. The worst insult you would ever have to endure would be if DT publicly declared that he admired you. The Ick Factor would be unbearable.
@Wayzor_
@Wayzor_ Месяц назад
He would put a hit out on me. And I'm proud.
@karentrimmer
@karentrimmer Месяц назад
Seth Meyer was heartbroken that Stephen hosted Biden's fundraiser. "So our ice cream date meant nothing to you?"
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад
It wasn't an honor. He felt obligated because he thinks he's going to loose
@user-sx5de5kf8j
@user-sx5de5kf8j Месяц назад
Love ❤️ all you late nite guys cobert, seth meyers & Jimmie kimmel 🎉🎉🎉❤❤
@karentrimmer
@karentrimmer Месяц назад
@@Conservadouche93 Who is "He" in your scenario... Stephen? Seth? Biden? "To loose?" are you trying to say "too loose" or "to lose?" Are you chatting under the influence?
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад
@karentrimmer I was referring colbert, but Obama and Clinton too. It's interchangeable
@karentrimmer
@karentrimmer Месяц назад
@@Conservadouche93 You may want to take a grammar course. It will help you communicate with others in a coherent fashion.
@FutureCommentary1
@FutureCommentary1 Месяц назад
Even Barack Obama recognizes the awesomeness of Evie McGhee Colbert.
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze Месяц назад
GREAT JOB STEPHEN! YOU ROCK! You looked so good with our wonderful PRESIDENTS!
@JillKnapp
@JillKnapp Месяц назад
I love when Louis' microphone is loud and we can hear him chuckling. His laugh is pure joy.
@willeebobb2214
@willeebobb2214 Месяц назад
I just wish Louis could come up with some more interesting licks to play than his usual limited vocabulary of said musical licks. I always like the band 's songs and those horn players are the best but Louis needs an upgrade in his incidental lead lick playing.
@peterfedun-sk3jt
@peterfedun-sk3jt Месяц назад
And he always wears amazing clothes. He’s a sharp dresser!
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 Месяц назад
It's official... Diaper Don just won the egg hunt at Mar a Lago Still winning!!
@RS3isRealscape
@RS3isRealscape Месяц назад
it was rigged
@alex35agm
@alex35agm Месяц назад
But don't Republicans want to abort all eggs in Florida, and everywhere else?
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 Месяц назад
Still *whining* ...
@dennisrobertson8862
@dennisrobertson8862 Месяц назад
Now that's a good one
@jw7075
@jw7075 Месяц назад
It’s was the biggest basket! 🧺 Nobody’s ever seen a basket that big! …Basket-Case! 😂
@queenswillrule
@queenswillrule Месяц назад
It is a joy to see leaders who can laugh at themselves. All of these men are extremely witty, great one-liners, they like to laugh, they are engaging. Can you even imagine the orange menace acting like a human being like these men? To engage in polite discourse without making everything about himself? Malignant narcissists are unable to ever make fun of themselves and they expect everything they say or do is always 100% correct and, in the words of the orange menace "perfect." What makes them malignant (there is a difference) is their harboring of grievances that they would like to take action on; revenge, retribution, whatever, it involves violence and destruction.
@mikeschmitty4438
@mikeschmitty4438 Месяц назад
"why cant I call you Barack?" Your wife can ... The mans a legend
@lorimills7158
@lorimills7158 Месяц назад
❤ Cool Daddy Obama still quick on his feet❤..."your wife can"!😂
@KelticKabukiGirl
@KelticKabukiGirl Месяц назад
I can just hear it, "uhhhhhhh, your WIFE can. Ha, ahaha..."
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose Месяц назад
😎
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад
Your humour is quite poor. Thank god the influence of your culture (both sides!) is shrinking.
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад
And please do pick up your deadies from our beaches, for once.
@impeachy1518
@impeachy1518 Месяц назад
Jokes on you..there is no culture here!​ @@roelanddirker6489
@Bduh2
@Bduh2 Месяц назад
Oh, he had me laughing at the: " I stole three things..." and showed the ties.
@Cheryl_Wick
@Cheryl_Wick Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@tedh.canada
@tedh.canada Месяц назад
Agreed, that was a good one 😂
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад
A Millionaire Steals ? But he is a Minority !
@marielthegreat
@marielthegreat Месяц назад
Me: thinking it’s for real 🤔
@AuthorEllenAnthony
@AuthorEllenAnthony Месяц назад
He set that up well.
@dorothydoremus8621
@dorothydoremus8621 Месяц назад
Next year Easter on 4/20, thinking the baskets might have a different kind of grass 😂
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 29 дней назад
And “Jesus is Just Alright with Me” counts as a hymn.
@freya8133
@freya8133 Месяц назад
Fox News is news in the same way a urinal cake is cake.
@raddestnerd
@raddestnerd Месяц назад
Man. Thank God for Colbert. This man helped me through Trump years and Covid
@gabrielnayo421
@gabrielnayo421 Месяц назад
Trump did nothing wrong to sell a Bible; Don't Supermarkets sell on Easter? Are Shops CLOSED on EASTER?? what about Biden calling HOLY EASTER SUNDAY a Trans visibility day??? Isn't that BLASPHEMY !!!!! !!!CNN and MSNBC are TRUMP HATERS; CNN and MSNBC are PROPAGANDA Stations..... !! We LOVE TRUMP We will VOTE FOR TRUMP Those media stations are for Pro-abortion and LGBTQ groups !!! BIDEN has insulted and blasphemed against the HOLY EASTER SUNDAY ; BIDEN is anti-Christian What about Obama who discredited the BIBLE? Yet, Rev AI is calling Trump a blasphemer for showing a Bible and Trump encouraging America to Pray again. TRUMP HAS ALWAYS ENCOURAGED THE THINGS OF GOD - PRAYER, WORSHIP AND HONORING GOD UNLIKE BIDEN!////ff
@charlenezevelykirby481
@charlenezevelykirby481 Месяц назад
Me too!
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад
Yeah ! I love his Potato Chip Ear ! It has me in stitches !
@rickdalton1862
@rickdalton1862 Месяц назад
Colbert has TDS and divides Americans
@splodgen
@splodgen Месяц назад
Colbert, thank man for God. Trump is like an egg stain on your cheek, you can lick it, but it still won't go away. It's millions out on the streets that kept me going through the Trump years, whether it was Gaza or BLM. And we still have to do it, regardless of who wins the election.
@joaovitormatos8147
@joaovitormatos8147 Месяц назад
Calm down, Fox News. Next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday, you can celebrate twice
@macforme
@macforme Месяц назад
That will cause them to orgasm.
@marielthegreat
@marielthegreat Месяц назад
Dayum 😂
@crocglox7797
@crocglox7797 Месяц назад
imagining angraham's easter bonnet with sw*stik*s upon it
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад
Please don't exaggerate, sad american. As if 'blue america' is much better than 'red america'. BOTH are loathsome as a matter of fact. Disappear from the stage, please.
@anne8511
@anne8511 Месяц назад
I think I’m dependent on you Mr Colbert. When you’re not on I’m a fish out of water. When you’re on I feel there’s hope! 💝
@roserose8283
@roserose8283 Месяц назад
💕👍💕
@victorhawkins3461
@victorhawkins3461 Месяц назад
Add me to the list of folks who thought the tie gag was MAGNIFICENT!
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro Месяц назад
Love You, Stephen and LSSC Crew!
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад
Love your Potato Chip Ear !
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Месяц назад
Reminder: Easter also fell on March 31st in 2013. Nobody complained to Obama about it back then.
@abeautifuldayful
@abeautifuldayful Месяц назад
And next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Месяц назад
@@abeautifuldayful Honestly, if Hitler just smoked a few blunt back then, he'd probably have chilled the hell out on that whole 'exterminate the Jews' thing.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Месяц назад
@@abeautifuldayful Honestly if Hitler had smoked a few blunts, he'd probably chill the hell out and there wouldn't have been a need for World War II.
@macforme
@macforme Месяц назад
@gamepapa: Those were pre-MAGA years.... also known as America's sane period.
@otterlyanxiouspenguin
@otterlyanxiouspenguin Месяц назад
​@@macforme Don't forget the Tea Party was still going strong then. So, not quite sane.
@pbs7705
@pbs7705 Месяц назад
Stephen. Please don't ever let us forget this!
@davidedemurodominijanni9889
@davidedemurodominijanni9889 Месяц назад
I knew he was gonna pull out his souvenir from Air Force One but didn't expect the 3 ties! AHAHAHA... these guys are comedy genius, aren't they?
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 Месяц назад
I expected him to say "I didn't steal one thing...except THE SHOW!"
@sabrinalastname9719
@sabrinalastname9719 Месяц назад
I expected him to roast Biden over war crimes in Gaza, like he roasted Bush
@lizardog
@lizardog Месяц назад
@@sabrinalastname9719 If that's what you expected, you're not very quick, are you? It's okay, I know you were trying to be clever and get in a jab. Somehow, clever doesn't work for folks like you who just have blind hate as a lodestone. I wish you better days.
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад
And Taxpayer Money which he did ! Or while America was Sleeping I gave Iran $billions of Dollars ! Now they Attacked Israel ! Yeah he’s a Riot ???
@mpista7182
@mpista7182 Месяц назад
Trump doesn't know the words to the Lord's Prayer, the National Anthem, the Pledge of Allegiance ( all on video). and probably Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA".
@crystalshaw8744
@crystalshaw8744 Месяц назад
You ain't never lied 😂😂😂
@anitawebster9450
@anitawebster9450 Месяц назад
He also doesn't know the words to his marriage vows
@rosaliebent4833
@rosaliebent4833 Месяц назад
@@Andr50n he's not had a cognitive test. he had a DEMENTIA test.
@theVanishingGladiator
@theVanishingGladiator Месяц назад
WHALE!!
@nancywilliams3265
@nancywilliams3265 Месяц назад
@@anitawebster9450💯%!!!!
@patriciamurfitt4590
@patriciamurfitt4590 Месяц назад
You were a wonderful host to those men 🥰 Everyone love Evie 💖
@NoBSRecoverfacts
@NoBSRecoverfacts Месяц назад
I spent my Easter crying alone in my apartment cause I can't find the right Dr for depression anxiety, life fucking sucks right now and I don't see a way out of this right now, but for 10 -20 mins these take my mind away from everything and make me feel like a person , so thank tou❤
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 Месяц назад
I hope you find a good match soon. Be well my friend.
@ebethlouise2201
@ebethlouise2201 Месяц назад
I’m sorry
@janeskey5042
@janeskey5042 Месяц назад
Whatever you’re going through- I’m sorry.. you’re really not alone. I hope you know that.
@charlenezevelykirby481
@charlenezevelykirby481 Месяц назад
You really arent alone. sometimes I prefer to be alone rather than be around the wrong people. Relax and remember tomorrow is another day.
@ApolloRacer
@ApolloRacer Месяц назад
Sounds like Jeanine Pirro will be moving to Florida, too. Maybe she and Guiliani can live together.
@froglady7491
@froglady7491 Месяц назад
They may need to since Giuliani is broke.
@oceanoflotion8630
@oceanoflotion8630 Месяц назад
She can be Rudy's sugar mommy ​@@froglady7491
@SixteenTonesStudio
@SixteenTonesStudio Месяц назад
​@@froglady7491 I laughed at that breaking news because I thought it might be a reference to that. Giuliani's creditors may compel him to sue the 🍊🍔
@froglady7491
@froglady7491 Месяц назад
@@SixteenTonesStudio What a circus that law suit would be. I’d want a front row seat to watch the clowns.
@Lonewolfmike
@Lonewolfmike Месяц назад
She will have like 4 box wine's linked together with hoses so all she has to do is use one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@donnamlake6303
@donnamlake6303 Месяц назад
You are a light in the darkness of political disfunction. Thanks for your sharp wit (and clever writers.)
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад
Thank God for writers Otherwise Stephen can’t Dpeak !
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад
That’s How Colbert would’ve spelled Speak !
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад
What you are mentioning as "clever writing", people outside the sad USA might describe as : silly, predictable, "good-humoured" jokery.
@waynetaylor8082
@waynetaylor8082 Месяц назад
We should ALL realize by now that nothing creates more feigned outrage, than pointing out the truth to the gullible.
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад
"Smart" sentences don't make your lost identity more bearable, sad america (red as well as blue).
@gloriamaharaj4789
@gloriamaharaj4789 Месяц назад
Stephen 🥰 I really love you I wish we had more man like you and the 3 president
@judithvilla1463
@judithvilla1463 Месяц назад
Back in the late 60s I put a bumper sticker on my mom’s car that read, “Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed.!” My dad made me take it off, but it was great for awhile. I put it there because it was during the Vietnam War, a sad time in our history.
@coleengoodell7523
@coleengoodell7523 Месяц назад
I need one of those about now. We are at a very sad time in our right now time. Just waiting on Jesus cause God has got to be pissed.
@Ch-ui6mw
@Ch-ui6mw Месяц назад
I remember that bumper sticker!!!❤
@markrix
@markrix Месяц назад
It's a good thing we learned our lesson... Wait what's that, oh... Jesus is still pissed
@rolandreyna215
@rolandreyna215 Месяц назад
He won't be pissed or angry in eternity. Those days are now and he'll have no tears for many during that time.
@lisadeak5723
@lisadeak5723 Месяц назад
😂😂😂
@cindyneeper
@cindyneeper Месяц назад
This is my favorite segment followed by meanwhile
@arthurwatts1680
@arthurwatts1680 Месяц назад
15 litres of wine is insane - that's the office water cooler topped with a container full of wine. HR would LOVE that ;)
@dudleyboycott7331
@dudleyboycott7331 Месяц назад
Love how the end tied it all up!
@Opus313
@Opus313 Месяц назад
The list of reasons to keep Donnie from ever darkening the doors of the White House again grows by the day... Vote Blue 💙 folks!
@talk3194
@talk3194 Месяц назад
Polls show trump winning because RFK jr is taking votes away from Biden in Wisconsin and Michigan. Wisconsin and Michigan are the two swing states that always decide who wins the presidential election.
@stephenkennedy8305
@stephenkennedy8305 Месяц назад
Voting Green.
@johnsimth6587
@johnsimth6587 Месяц назад
@@stephenkennedy8305 So you're in support of Trump winning or Biden winning but actually are putting effort into supporting Trump winning. Thats how this works. Thats not a an argument, thats a statement of fact. Not voting for one of the two in a FPTP system means you're fine with either one of them winning. If you lean one way, say liberal, and vote green instead of biden you're the enemy of the liberal part and in support of MAGA. Its not complicated, its first grade level math stuff.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад
MAGA
@DSAK55
@DSAK55 Месяц назад
@@stephenkennedy8305 Da! 🤡
@dena6254
@dena6254 Месяц назад
I loved your interview with Joe Biden, Barack Obama & Bill Clinton. I really enjoyed it!! Voting blue in Oregon! ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️
@AngelaHalo1307
@AngelaHalo1307 Месяц назад
I can’t find the full interview anywhere , is it on RU-vid? 😀
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose Месяц назад
Is it available to watch somewhere? I'm in the uk.
@judykay769
@judykay769 Месяц назад
cant wait til the 2000 illegals, that joey ordered for you gt here for you to pay for to go 2ith the 15 million already here that you voted for!!!!
@AngelaHalo1307
@AngelaHalo1307 Месяц назад
@@Mortthemoose that’s what I was curious about too. I’ve tried to find it everywhere but no luck only short clips. I read that cameras and phones weren’t allowed in. Maybe it was only live? Idk though 🤷🏽‍♀️. If you do find it , please let me know my friend 😀
@fernviking7909
@fernviking7909 Месяц назад
4-20 is my birthday. It’s been a blast every year!!
@cherylsibson2529
@cherylsibson2529 Месяц назад
Sorry to hear about the WFC workers in Gaza, just terrible.
@cloud__99
@cloud__99 Месяц назад
Yes, just as terrible as the tenth of thousands of people murdered before that.
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 Месяц назад
I took a Gender Studies course at Texas Christian University (it's a real course & it's not as useless as people think), & I read in our textbook at 1 point that roughly 1 in 15 Americans (or about 7%) is openly in the LGBT+ Community, but only a fraction of them (about 1 in 200) are openly in the T category. So, for Republican politicians & Conservative media hosts their blatant attacks on the Transgender Community doesn't make sense (on top of being morally wrong), because they're attacking the minority group of a minority group.
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 Месяц назад
Teaching the followers that hate is acceptable...
@chewiebacka4377
@chewiebacka4377 Месяц назад
Which makes them really vulnerable to attack.
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 Месяц назад
They use identity politics to distract from the fact that they have no policies. As in, no economic policies to make your rent lower, pay higher, or life better. Democrats aren't perfect, but at least they have policy ideas. Policy Ideas 2024!
@rhuephus
@rhuephus Месяц назад
ha ha .. more fake facts, eh ???
@filonin2
@filonin2 Месяц назад
@@chewiebacka4377 ...which makes them ideal scape goats. It's like this guy can't put himself into the mind of a monster. If you can't understand your enemy you cannot predict them.
@michaelromero1670
@michaelromero1670 Месяц назад
Stephen, you've been president since the Colbert Report 👌, you're awesome bro 👏
@ArksCovenant
@ArksCovenant Месяц назад
President Stephen Colbert. Has a ring to it 👍
@JMcMac4t
@JMcMac4t Месяц назад
I thank the universe for those who dare speak the truth through humor~ MALA..Make America Laugh Again!
@djcfrompt
@djcfrompt Месяц назад
Easter was on 4/1 a few years ago and there was a great comic with the disciples weeping outside the tomb saying "I can't believe Jesus is dead" followed by Jesus kicking the stone away from the opening and walking out in sunglasses saying "April Fools!"
@user-cc9cr1pe8m
@user-cc9cr1pe8m Месяц назад
😅😅😅
@charlenezevelykirby481
@charlenezevelykirby481 Месяц назад
I hadnt heard that one...PERFECT!
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Месяц назад
​@charlenezevelykirby481 you can read the article from 2016, Eric Zorn, Chicago Tribune "Trump offers some Revealingly Bad Answers about the Good book".
@thesubhumancomedy
@thesubhumancomedy Месяц назад
@@LindaC616Thanks! Rather entertaining reading.
@AmericanTeacher-USA
@AmericanTeacher-USA Месяц назад
😂😂😂
@vanzc7920
@vanzc7920 Месяц назад
Congrats, Steven!!!! Fighting the good fight.
@terrancekayton007
@terrancekayton007 Месяц назад
This was the funniest monologue I’ve seen of his in awhile.
@orangefeelrelaxingmusic898
@orangefeelrelaxingmusic898 Месяц назад
Love how every time you mention Ron Desantis my captions on the tv says Ronda Santis …lol😂😂😂
@jeremylos6459
@jeremylos6459 Месяц назад
4/20 Easter is the best 😎
@RevLeigh55
@RevLeigh55 Месяц назад
That’s Hitler’s birthday. Republicans will be fine with that.
@froglady7491
@froglady7491 Месяц назад
If we thought that Transgender Day was a problem, April 20 will really shake them up. Glad Stephen pointed that out.
@martin2289
@martin2289 Месяц назад
Next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday...
@charlenezevelykirby481
@charlenezevelykirby481 Месяц назад
@@martin2289 yes it does, crazy its the day for hippies as well. kind of Ironic. But seems a lot of people won't be left out of celebrating that day, people will be having options I suppose. So we something or another.
@RevLeigh55
@RevLeigh55 Месяц назад
@@martin2289 And Republicans will have no problem with that.
@TimLongson
@TimLongson Месяц назад
Easter is NOT of Christian origin; it is a FAR older pagan festivity that celebrates Eostre the Goddess of spring and fertility, whose symbols are rabbits & eggs as they represent fertility. The Catholic church hijacked this festivity, that started around 640 years BEFORE the birth of Christ, as a way to push Christianity on the "heathens". Have you never wondered where the name came from? Or why its symbols are rabbits and eggs that have nothing to do with crucifixion nor Resurrection, but everything to do with fertility?
@rhuephus
@rhuephus Месяц назад
umm .. not related .. but the "catholic" cult is responsible for more deaths in the name of their fake religion than both world wars...
@carinaraymond2
@carinaraymond2 Месяц назад
Lol I was wondering about that. Thanks for sharing!
@markstevens1729
@markstevens1729 Месяц назад
The history of Christians is anything but Christian.
@darnell2000
@darnell2000 Месяц назад
all of that is a fable
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Месяц назад
​​​​@@darnell2000So was Christianity. Didn't stop you from believing it though.
@mcpappysgolden
@mcpappysgolden Месяц назад
I live for these monologues. The best of any talk show host in my lifetime!
@Feralzen
@Feralzen Месяц назад
The ties joke tied up that number nicely 😂
@xelamercedes
@xelamercedes Месяц назад
Clicking "like" for Obama's reply. Solid gold. P.S. ...watched to the end. Loved the tie bit. The pacing. I felt that one! 🧡
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад
Please do NOT imagine that your "humour" is more than just a tiny, little bit better than that of Trump-america. Thank god China 'll take over, sometime in this century. Some europeans (not only me) are SO tired of your issues.
@chrisyacoback6320
@chrisyacoback6320 Месяц назад
Very witty... the take the door it's a Boeing...came out of nowhere... Excellent. Thanks
@robertfergusson5367
@robertfergusson5367 Месяц назад
President Stephen Colbert? Do Eet! I'd vote for you. The nation needs a champion, a legend. It calls to you Stephen Colbert.
@deborahruble8406
@deborahruble8406 Месяц назад
I'm so glad you did that fundraiser I love your show thank you
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron Месяц назад
It's insane with the differences in those Easter messages, that Evangelicals support Trump over Biden.
@RebeccaTreeseed
@RebeccaTreeseed Месяц назад
Patriarchal Death Cultists are full of hate.
@darkjester4048
@darkjester4048 Месяц назад
The Evangelicals are only showing their true colors as Christian Nationalists
@darbecker6358
@darbecker6358 Месяц назад
It is the one thing that will always puzzle me! Jesus is all about love even going so far to tell us to love and pray for our enemies. All I hear from trump is hate, vengeance, and more hate and still the evangelicals seemingly worship trump!
@ernesthill4017
@ernesthill4017 Месяц назад
I was suspicious of evangelicals for many years. Their support for Trump clinched confirmed their deep hypocrisy 🙄
@tomcheslock2685
@tomcheslock2685 Месяц назад
Truly Bible Prophecy is being fulfilled 😮😊❤come quickly Lord Jesus 😊❤love everyone 😊❤
@joanfregapane8683
@joanfregapane8683 Месяц назад
Was great seeing Steven Colbert on stage with three great presidents!
@rickdalton1862
@rickdalton1862 Месяц назад
Three war criminals and one also being a pedophile 😉
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose Месяц назад
I'm in the uk. Is it available online please?
@rickdalton1862
@rickdalton1862 Месяц назад
3 war criminals
@rutgercolinkips7453
@rutgercolinkips7453 Месяц назад
Thank you Stephen Colbert, for some good oldfashioned fun. 👏🤣👏🤣👏
@vanessaraices8389
@vanessaraices8389 Месяц назад
Steven colbert killed it with his jokes,❤😂
@MHLegacy
@MHLegacy Месяц назад
(4:48) Wow, I learned something today. "The first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the Vernal Equinox."
@jimslancio
@jimslancio Месяц назад
And thank you for using the correct term "vernal" equinox.
@MHLegacy
@MHLegacy Месяц назад
@@jimslancio Yeah, exactly! "Vernal" instead of "Chevy."
@transcendentalidiot3321
@transcendentalidiot3321 Месяц назад
15 liters of wine now now legal for purchase in Florida? Get ready for some awesome "Florida Man" stories. 😄
@Lonewolfmike
@Lonewolfmike Месяц назад
I was listening to a Florida prosecutor on Meidas Touch channel and he had a "Florida man" story and he stopped and said "why are they always out fo Florida" or something to that effect. It was like "Why are they all from here and doing these stupid things??" moment.
@lisadeak5723
@lisadeak5723 Месяц назад
Florida: America’s trailer park
@charlenezevelykirby481
@charlenezevelykirby481 Месяц назад
ok but is there restrictions on how much wine you can buy in Florida? Not in Cali, we have our own vineyards, we won't be running out of wine, even without restrictions.
@micmacinact
@micmacinact Месяц назад
I find it fascinating that some areas (Countys??) are "dry" or very restrictive when it comes to the selling and buying alcohol in the USA. Here in my home State in Oz there are very few restrictions. For example, a 'bricks and mortar' retailer is allowed to sell 24 hours a day, every day if they wish to stay open for those times. Also, we are not restricted in the amount or type of alcohol that we want to buy in any one purchase. We can easily order on-line, again any time and any amount (and often with free delivery/shipping). Cheers all And yes, like most people, Aussies can be very obnoxious when drunk!!
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave Месяц назад
Florida man dead from alcohol poisoning. Quoted as saying, “bet y’all I can drink all this.”
@barbaramedlock4337
@barbaramedlock4337 12 дней назад
During COVID I felt like crying and then something wonderful happened I watched Colbert and my spirits lifted
@pearlrawson8636
@pearlrawson8636 Месяц назад
Happy Easter to Stephen Colbert and Louis Cato! Thank you for making us laugh during these troubling times.
@lindaanderson7507
@lindaanderson7507 Месяц назад
I am so sad that our country is facing these issues. I hope and wait for the day when djt just goes away. We are all exhausted.
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад
Other people are exhausted about your sense of "humour". Please don't imagine that it is much better than the "humour" from the Trump-side. Sad americans.
@EveryGameGuru
@EveryGameGuru Месяц назад
Everyone knows the world's problems would be solved with Jon Stewart as President and Stephen Colbert as VP
@elliechristie2498
@elliechristie2498 Месяц назад
Or versa visa……
@MHLegacy
@MHLegacy Месяц назад
And also have Barack Obama as Secretary of State, Bernie Sanders as Secretary of Treasury, Marc Elias as Attorney General, Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Secretary of Homeland Security, and Chuck Norris as the Department of Defense. No, for that last one, I did not forget to say "Secretary of..."
@mikejankowski6321
@mikejankowski6321 Месяц назад
I actually wrote them in one time.
@mikejankowski6321
@mikejankowski6321 Месяц назад
@@MHLegacy No, you meant to say Chuck Norris' BEARD!
@susansurles3776
@susansurles3776 Месяц назад
I used to think that.
@peterfedun-sk3jt
@peterfedun-sk3jt Месяц назад
Very good, Sir.
@jan4052
@jan4052 Месяц назад
I love hearing people laughing at Trump.
@janiewilliams48
@janiewilliams48 Месяц назад
So you're the blame the country is dying
@samohanka
@samohanka Месяц назад
​@@janiewilliams48 ??????
@joannamariaochoa6830
@joannamariaochoa6830 Месяц назад
THE TIE THING WAS EXCELLENT
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 Месяц назад
President Colbert. Has a nice ring to it, quite frankly.
@brianhiles8164
@brianhiles8164 Месяц назад
_President Colbert..._ Very P.C., if you know what I mean.
@user-un6eu5uc5m
@user-un6eu5uc5m Месяц назад
It does!!
@d.b.1176
@d.b.1176 Месяц назад
He’s got my vote.
@santiagotorrezsegarra7790
@santiagotorrezsegarra7790 Месяц назад
I mean if Zelensky can do it...
@SleepyArcticBirds-ft4lb
@SleepyArcticBirds-ft4lb Месяц назад
Yeah… President Colbert🎉🎉🎉
@LeCrenn
@LeCrenn Месяц назад
"Why weren't any of them wearing ties?" Hahaha! Exactly what I was thinking.
@Tina-qp7py
@Tina-qp7py Месяц назад
Fundraiser casual.
@maryannchaisson6742
@maryannchaisson6742 Месяц назад
Yeah president Stephen!!😂👏👏🇨🇦
@embreis2257
@embreis2257 Месяц назад
0:54 'I was. I was wearing a tie. I believe that means I'm president now.' oh, what an uplifting thought! the US would be a much better and brighter place for sure. the audience is not alone in wishing you were actually the president. 😘👏🤟
@terraflora7030
@terraflora7030 Месяц назад
Grow a brain
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 Месяц назад
I'd be a bit concerned, though. I mean, most presidents only have one monologue a year.
@macforme
@macforme Месяц назад
He'd have the G8 and the State of the Union in stitches.... in fact everyday would be a laugh riot...but dignified.
@ShishakliAus
@ShishakliAus Месяц назад
Nothing would change under a Colbert presidency. The rich would still get richer, the poor screwed. Just another centrist
@jacquelinethijsen272
@jacquelinethijsen272 Месяц назад
Those three are retired. You don't have to wear a tie after retirement.
@dilbertdoe601
@dilbertdoe601 Месяц назад
Kimmel has "Easter Dummy" in his thumbnail too. Great minds ...
@vsznry
@vsznry Месяц назад
I think their writers have a WhatsApp group lol
@MisssKayy
@MisssKayy Месяц назад
It always seems like they all have the same writers.
@user-un6eu5uc5m
@user-un6eu5uc5m Месяц назад
@@MisssKayythe big 3 definitely have the same writers
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 Месяц назад
Great minds? When it's THAT obvious?!? Just asking...
@jhetling
@jhetling Месяц назад
I'm so happy that Stephen took my comedy class back in the day. Look at how successful he is!😂😂😂
@melaniejackson4199
@melaniejackson4199 Месяц назад
I’d vote for Stephen Colbert as US President 2028!
@lashendawest7509
@lashendawest7509 Месяц назад
We love your show stephen colbert
@EricAllen8494
@EricAllen8494 Месяц назад
Don't forget DT was sued for walking in on Teen Miss USA contestants while changing.....
@audreywellham2413
@audreywellham2413 Месяц назад
The tie bit was great! ✨🤭😂
@lbednaz
@lbednaz Месяц назад
4/20 being Easter is a perfect match, smoke then eat all the candy!
@danielaraya4057
@danielaraya4057 Месяц назад
OMG the 3 ties 🧬🧬🧬 joke at the End Was Just Perfect. YES! YES! YES!
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад
What you (and not only you, in america, I'm afraid) call 'perfect' simply bores us almost to death. Just accept China taking over, sad americans (not only the 'red ones'), I might add as an european.
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Месяц назад
Colbert Stewart 2024!
@SayAhh
@SayAhh Месяц назад
Stewart Colbert 2024!
@rachellandry3116
@rachellandry3116 Месяц назад
not until Stewart gets over his bad case of stupid and figures out that woman isn't a feeling in an entitled male's mind. woman: adult human female anyone who argues that point? is incompetent.
@trixiedevine9592
@trixiedevine9592 Месяц назад
2028* Biden is about to steamroll trump so let's just sit back for now. BUT THEN COLBERT/ STEWART 2028!
@Godfree1212
@Godfree1212 Месяц назад
We’ve had enough celebrity idolization and failure.
@filonin2
@filonin2 Месяц назад
@@Godfree1212 Good luck electing someone who isn't well known and well liked, i.e.. a celebrity. Political ability is a distance 3rd or 4th for most people, and people are the ones voting. Look what happened to Bernie.
@sherialbert9977
@sherialbert9977 Месяц назад
Stephen Colbert for president 👏
@jojohns1949
@jojohns1949 Месяц назад
Lock him up for electioneering
@loveangelprinces1
@loveangelprinces1 Месяц назад
Great show Stephen Colbert. You look cool with the 3 Presidents on stage. 😎😎😎😎
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