THROWING SHARKS TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE | Bad Guy at School 

Aw hell yes I'm giving him my money considering his speed rushing at me

@@frogofdisgust5366 .....bouncing on my head.

I tried to reanact this and I could stop laughing at the calm give me ur money

Straight up something out of Impractical Jokers is what it is lol

Chaotic Neutral

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@@Yoanka Task failed successfully.

JollyCrab please edit this so people don’t see the replies to shield the kids eyes.

@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 BOT!

@@catherinevo6060 Report it

Same

Ye

That has been my personal game strategy since the womb

Its the Markiplier way

I read this as "exploiting obscure drugs" and I was terribly confused

Yeah bob kinda has a crazy gift for that sort of stuff. Great vocabulary and improv skills i guess lol

@@macncheesy0548 do you mean bob lmao

It's from a poem called "High Flight."

What does raw line mean?

@@samfinkjensen yeah sorry lol

🤣👏🏻👏🏻

It would make a great horror movie

I love how mark pogos on the "teacher"'s head when they spray paint a dick on the concertante. I could not stop laughing when that happened! Boing! Mark: stop it!

IT WAS INTIMIDATING THOUGH!

I think Mark would like your money lmao XD

Not really “passive” aggressive, though, was it

It all starts at 15:00

more like aggressive aggressive

Guys, give him a break. He's just doing unto others that which Pogostuck has done unto him.

The bouncing is aggressive, his tone is just really relaxed...

Only to then levitate into space.

Just like Grandpa used to do.

Another normal day in Florida

@@DaedSixes As a Floridian, I can confirm this. This is a typical weekday for us.

Imagine seeing a chef send said Grandma and student into the shadow realm

it's because he's so proud lol XD

Throwback to raft lol

6:22 is the timestamp

@@popcornpumpkinpie and it's also a line from Lord of the Rings

Can confirm Libraries and pools are _very_ easy to get confused

You are swimming in knowledge.

This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub

@@anttipekkap Ahhh, I can see you are a man of culture!

At my uni its literaly wrong turn in shaded part of a corridor. If you are from said building, you often end up in the other place by mistake

And they delivered

"Our goals are beyond your understanding"

*to the plus ultra*

@@Noelleanderson I immediately thought that to

3 peens to the stars

Same

Aww ah aww ah ah ha aww ah eh ah ah

pack it up, theatre kid /j I’m also a theatre kid

*sad unus annus flashbacks*

_intense sobbing_

This is freaking hilarious

*Gimme you'r money.*

Almost read the wrong kind of stick

“You’ll pay for lunch, one way or another”

Pogo stick mugging. Alternatively, a pogo stick-up.

Accurate

Lol true

They are pros obviously

GrayStillPlays annyone???

@@greetedpig gray is proud

First he was pogoing his own head into insanity..now he's pogoing other kids' heads into Hell~

I think you mean "Good pogoing Mark" no need to thank me

JunkyardBash Steve Nice. Wish I had thought of that.

Yeah lol

14:40 and so on is the funniest shit

15:06

@@spookboi very cool

" HE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY OF HIS MONEY. "

This implies you've seen a teenager, a fat chef, and a grandmother writhe around in a circle while slowly floating through the upper atmosphere before.

@Me and the boys me didnt even get the joke...

@Rajpal Bhatia Wait, seriously? Whether you're joking or not, I'll explain to my best ability: serving someone a knuckle sandwich is a funny way of saying you're gonna punch someone. Likely in the teeth. That's it.

@@bluelfsuma oh..

Yes...They Have Reached Further Beyond

They’re trolling god with the gravity cannon now

But can they beat Goku?

But at the same time Wade found fulfillment in his limited life, having fun bouncing and continuing to break the world. Perhaps becoming perfect isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be

@@ashikjaman1940 Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.

Underrated comment

The child must pay for his sins, His head must be crushed, blood flowing from his exposed brain right after he cry's, "please... I'll try it" and the the lord, our savor, the god who mas mistaken as man, chef says this "your sin has already been done... dinner commences children" and when the head squashes the children rush to the dead child and ravenge the corps for flesh and bone to eat, they have been fed, but not enough, they scream at the chef for more food in their starving figures, Crying for more dinner, as the chef says "wait for the next day, this is when we shall feast again" and they all fleeted away, as the chef prepares tomorrows dinner, that day.

Is that spiderman

*insert fnaf 3 bad end music*

What would be the *GOOD END* ?

Ruth Bader GinsBob 😂😂🤣🤣

RUTH BADER GINSBOB-

It's the best thing ever. 🤣

Watching markiplier play bad guy at shool at 3am 😱😱😱😱(GONE WRONG) A creature called "MOM" came to the basement and shouted at me 😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭

Omg..I can't...I thought you were exaggerating them going outside the school, but no, they're literally going to heaven and the void

Rogue-76 what

Nyan_playz_7370 did you watch the whole video

hi

lol hey guys lol i does game content over on my chan ..... nun family friendly

It reminded me of Overcooked 2 and Raft. Bob is the only responsible chef the others would burn them to Hell

I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Oh okay! You can be the chef, wait we shouldnt SHI-

Have you ever seen Mark's Granny Simulator video? Bob is hilarious in that. 😂

"This is what you get for learning!"

And then acesnd to the next level of existence after traveling to the upside down and killing hundreds in a flood

What

26:37 good choice xd

"Dante's Disco Inferno" that fuckin name though lol

1000th like

and that's the reason I watch channels like graystillplays and call me kevin 😂😂😂😂

@j03L JaM3s same

666th like. Seems appropriate.

Does anybody know why the mountains had collision physics? That actually seems strange to me.

This is DJFunnybone

Swag

Step four: give me your money

This deserves so many more likes

Step five: *POGO*

Step six: *PROFIT*

Step seven: *FIREWORKS*

Beautiful

Woe is Wade.

And how he had to train and become a deity to reunite with his friends!

cool another wuxia webtoon that I have to read that will end eons after I die

@@Vectorbro Lol I can tell you've read tales of demons and gods

Pogo mark became pogo stuck.

No he stole ur money

They reached the final gnar

We WILL go *eVeN fUrThEr BeYoNd!!!*

that's a good objective I should follow it

Dummy Dummer i thought it was a gravity gun

Also i think the bow and plunger might be a reference to rayman raving rabbids but im not sure

He was too poor to afford diving lessons

@@synobyte2123 how dare you insinuate that he could afford the molecular state of liquid as a child ?? smh

@@chalkycherries Fair enough

“I think Mark wants you money”

Easter bunny be like...

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! I HAVE WENT THROUGH THIS SHIT MANY TIMES WITH YOU

@@aurasushii3676 do you have a relationship with this bot

I’d start laughing if we’re being honest here

*fear*

Is that not how lunch people collect student lunch debt?

@Noah Woodruff "Glad they nailed the driving physics in this game."

@@r.j.penfold ...I am concerned.

What a ride

Unus Annus?

@@sunnygae3589 Anyone else remember that awesome Unus Annus episode where Mark and Ethan beat up an entire schoolyard of children? Yeah, good times. I miss that channel : (

Dya Volo IKR great memories

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Tobi nice profile

What's wrong with meat

I would like this but its 420

@@katie1925 I liked the comment and now it has 421 likes. Now like it back!

@@adampotato3197 dammit...

How did you get those fonts in here?

@@agirlcalledshiv309 An app called 'fonts'. It's available for free for both iTunes and Google Play

Captain Jotunheim 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙 ɪᴛs ᑭᖇᗴTTY𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑡

As he throws the shark Gordon would probably scream it's RAAAAW!!!

YIᔕ

Touché

we we're We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry

I can see it

@@greengreen110 We have been backstabbed

@@greengreen110 STOP

I was thinking shrunken Keanu reeves

JustalittleTurtle No, shrunken Vladamir Putin

@@ManmyDearestCreation lol was thinking about that only

@RITAS ! SUPER HOT GIRL BOT!

I was thinking of Mario Kart too, but specifically a thwomp haha

Happens a lot

Why though?!? He’s not a student! 😂

To be fair, it said for the longest time: "Next mission: Throw a smarter kid than you in the pool" So him thinking that was the mission for everyone wasn't too strange...

RITA 25 y.o bro quit wtf is wrong with you your everywhere

*_T E S S E R A C T!_* it’s a bot

Perfect

this theory is tested and accurate

Thank you for this information.

Hmmm I think I might have saw this one shark in this one ocean before

3) T-pose

What do you mean “looks like” he definitely is both in game and irl

My god you just beamed a image into my eyes and now I can't get rid of it..

Or there’s just a zipper in his pants for convenient bathroom use

Nah. Totally a thong.

I mean you’re not wrong

Clearly you've never seen Mark's first Speedrunners video

@@Ms.Anonymous Oh it’s just so clear

Pogostuck has been preparing him for this day

There is nothing more intimidating than chef Mark bouncing on your head with a pogostick saying give me your money. And yes to pogostuck

@@NormalEyeJoe Oooook8 Ki K M Moo O O O O

@@yahyah8317 maybe

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At least it wasn't the Quantum Realm!!😂😂

Thanks, Rita, a pleasure to see as always. I hope your circuit boards are all clean.

@@payton_bagel8317 your comments are golden

Haley Hardesty *gasp* They think I’m funny!

Sierra Faith Ah yes, my humor, a gold paint sword of styrofoam

Was going to like but ima leave it as 666

no

OMG THATS TRUE

Here's the timestamp for anyone wondering: 6:22

Yep, it's sweepin' time!

Did he make a lord of the rings reference?

Its like the trials of apollo all over again

@@akaashbanerjee8384 you've read my mind

@@adrienmartinezcas7767 Indeed

Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.

@@j.p1183 Is ThAt A jO- ok i will stop...

Still to this day, Pogo Stick Chef still wants his money

“Gimme your money, Gimme your money, gimme your money”

​@Tuck Neal nope 😔

Pretty sure it was Malcolm in the Middle

oh my god

Yes

or: "judge judy, gordon ramsay and invincible teenager ascend beyond reality and time"

Who needs super strength when you finally ascended to the astral planes that both science and fiction doesnt makes sense

@@ayaynical4002 good point but hulk smash

I thought you said that it contained a prison

Me too, me too Momento Mori

😭😭😭😭Ughhhhihhhhuuuuhhhh

What's that?

@NCT_ LOVER_ Twas a joke my friend :)

I was fine at first. But after a few months I wanted to rewatch a video. And I refuse to go to the re-upload channels. It wouldn't be this bad if the content wasn't so good.

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! wtf why are you on marks channel and can you plz leave =-=

*First day of school:* everyone's too sleep-deprived to start shit *Second day:*

Yes so true 😂 this literally happened to me when I first started Kindergarten back in the day 😂

@@Khagen43 oh my god

Yeeting sharks into the void, ah yes.

on it

@@peebledeeble How's it going?

@@peebledeeble how’s it going?

@@peebledeeble How's it going?

@@peebledeeble How’s it going?

*Indeed*

*_Menacing_*

*_pizza rolls_*

you mean he

@@maximedemers-boucher6999 but what if she's a lesbian

@@LadyGameshine What if she refers to herself

Did you watch the video

U are a time traveller

This person just watched the twitch stream guys -_- lol

love your profile picture

I watched the full video before commenting this and I didn't watch any stream.

Can confirm I fell victim

Markimoo Targaryen

How in the world did you add that thing at the end???

@@hereshire4755 they joined...

@@kingjb554 you can’t just say they joined, I haven’t the faintest clue by what you mean by they joined- did they join a membership or something??

@@hereshire4755 thats exactly what happened. Next to the subscribe button is a button to join Mark's membership. You pay to gain access to exclusive content, as well as having a batch next to your name and the ability to use custom emoji's like the one in the comment

Sounds like an American school

Reminds me of my Florida schools

Bully: (throws school at student) Bullied student: (reports it to the council) The head of the council: *Just act less gay*

that was my showwww

Love that show

Miss that show. And the movie was pretty good too

which episode was that???

@@kipp3100 They wanted to become intelligent for different reasons and tried to learn everything about reality, only to end up breaking it repeatedly

"I've bested a great white" is one of my favourite Mark quotes