Man I was fucking banned from spongebob as a child yet I still understand these jokes like its instinct that comes from being in the age group that grew up during it's time.
9:13 my heart, the nostalgia. If anyone is curious, when he said 'Cuz you're reading all those books' I like to believe he is referencing the Summer Reading Challenge for Kindergarten up to 5th grade, it's a thing that the public library would do for kids. They would give you a map with a certain amount of footprints and whenever you would finish a book you would take the map back to the library and get the footsteps stamped. And to prove that you read the book they would ask you about it and your favorite part. Once you finished the entire map you would get a voucher to get a personal pizza and a soda. I miss that. I don't know if they do it still but it was fun.
i was homeless in downtown toronto for a few months last year and i lost count of all the gentle, lively, genuine, passionate, AWESOME people i met who were on the streets too. your situation in life doesn’t define anything about who you are or how much you deserve to be known ❤
That stroke bit was so true to me. I stutter, slur and struggle through a sentence on a daily basis. If I had a stroke no one would tell the difference
1:45 I thought that, too. It looked like one of those anti-abortion figurines some groups have. BTW if you sign their petition crap, they'll give one. I have like 7 of them, all signed under very fake names. I'm a sucker for creepy rubber fetus toys. They're jiggly! Also, 7:26, I felt that one in my bones. Depression naps seem so nice on paper, but why do they have to hurt??
6:33 I did whatever the looking at a screen equivalent of a double take is when is saw Tyler. I knew he was on tiktok but I always forget until I see anything with the gas audio. But I had to pause and be like. Is that…? And then I realized that it could be but I should check the username for the actual poster first. When I saw it said basically, I was already facepalming at my own obliviousness before even reading the rest. It’s still so wild to see them outside of the typical sphere of influence
If anyone doesn’t understand the first one, raccoons rinse their food in water so if they were to try with cotton candy it would disappear that’s the joke.
One time at my school I was leading an ice breaker (bc I was a senior) and this girl said she had to leave her old school bc the principle said he smelled weed on her and did a frisk and took her bag. Then every kid after that was trying to one up her in tragedy. One kid had been expelled from three schools for punching teachers
