1:45 i have no idea but the way that fast food worker said “yeah thats free” and “thank you” just gave me such a warm feeling. Like i can just tell he is a kind guy
Lmfao just 1) she didn't even care that she got caught talking to her phone 2) she just kept going 3) her mom's laugh at the end That is pure perfection.
You know what would be even funnier? If she came in to announce something important. "Sweet-heart your father is dead, he died in action." "Kiddo, I just got your x-rays back, you have ovarian cancer."
10:00 I have never enjoyed a fire alarm so much ever and this mans deserves a metal, all my musical “talent” is when in fourth grade they made me play the recorder
literally me with pizza. i will eat the most vile pizza ever and be like “that wasn’t bad” and then later someone will tell me that that pizza is shit and i’ll be like “oop”
Like "Oh there's a fire alarm? Must be fake." My school had our first ever lock down alert and system play and my tiny art class just continued on our work. The only difference was that the lights were off and the door was closed. And the radio was off, too. Nobody did anything 😂 (don't worry, it truly was a false alarm. In fact, it was a district wide malfunction. Every school in the district had theirs going off. All the staff had no clue what was going on, tho)
4:05 after she said “psychopathic tendencies” I expected her to say something like “or you know, it’s also good Christmas decoration storage” Idek why that came to mind 😭
16:14 I actually always thought about this and my theory is that the prince had prosopagnosia. If you really think about it, it makes sense. People with prosopagnosia can't tell faces apart but, they do notice other traits or that person's appearance e.g. a tattoo or a birth mark.
10:00 my illegal feeling information that I have obtained is that cannibalism is not actually illegal. The killing another human being is Edit: people please stop. I thought people knew I was joking. I’m not trying to encourage anyone to actually eat another person. Especially not someone’s brain, that is super dangerous
There have been books written about this. I think people got trapped out at sea in a boat and resorted to cannibalism and so the courts had to decide what to do, and it is a moral argument I think.
@@micah_lee remember there was that man who made another man sign a contract that he was allowed to kill him and eat him? The man really wanted to eat human flesh, but did it with someone who consented, didn't hold up in court though. It would be dumb if it did I guess because you can force people into signing contracts.
As a proud Portlander, I approve of the “Be gay and Smoke weed” in downtown there is a pride flag in every store window and a cannabis store at every street corner.
laughing so hard at him ringing every doorbell... that's how I used to get into my apartment when I couldn't find my keys in my bag hahaha... someone is expecting someone!
"I saw him getting his as- chewed out by his wife." "Sup Mr. Taylor!" "He pulled his pants up fast as shi-" Omg I ✨died✨ so hard- (I actually always say that, and just realized the one that said, "gen z always uses random words to express them laughing, so I edited this and put the sparellz around it lol.) 18:07- I literally sleep exactly like that. Let, arms, except I use my pillow instead of a blanket- lol
The location at 8:23 is Branson, Missouri- one of the most amazing places ever. The air is so fresh there and it is so peaceful and beautiful. I miss my home state. 😭
@@pillowsoft261 Yeah. I just visited there in June because there were less than 20 COVID cases there at the time. I am from Springfield which is only 30 minutes away, but I have lived out-of-state for many years. P.S. I read your name with the dude's nasally voice in my head. 😂😂😂
This is the funny sh!t you watch when you’re either extremely sleep deprived, high as a kite, or your sense of humour is so screwed up from quarantine 😂
5:36 true. I watched the movie Mortal Engine, and told my group of friends in school the next day. One of the boy said "nah, it may looks cool but it actually is sucks, like the story line is ....". Never felt awful about enjoying a movie before lmao. I even cried bc of that movie-💀
the dude talking about cities and what they're about he didnt say anything about Tallahassee like damn we be riding around on our alligators to make the deal bro
That tik tok with the knocked down house is so dope. It’s in Tennessee and it’s so cool. You can see the titanic museum across the street. One of the best museums I’ve ever been to. Doesn’t allow cameras in but an amazing experience.