TikToks That Need To Be Locked Away Forever! 

“Come smoke weed with me!!” Stop it hes so cute about it

2:06 you see how that tornado isn’t moving? As if it’s frozen. Fun fact! Tornados will seem as if they’ve froze in time because that tornado is heading straight towards you!

"gran, what are your pronouns?" "..my what?" "your pronouns" "....a, e, i, o, u-" me: *wheeze*

2:10 fun fact, the tornado doesn't look like it's moving so it's actually heading straight for the person filming.

That tornado was a middle finger from god. Sent from applebee's

I wanna be on whatever side of tiktok you're on

That tornado was literally coming for that lady….

3:12 “You don’t wanna run 2 miles?” *”NO COME SMOKE WEED WITH ME”*

5:58 "hey Marshall, you want a meatball?" That was so wholesome. And the way he meekly said "thank you" was so cute.

The silence after the glass hits the floor is KILLING ME

That tornado looked like a big ass middle finger.

The "COME SMOKE WEED WITH ME!" guy is my soul mate!

I tried other channels for compilations but this is the only channel that gets me 🤧

"look what my sugar daddy sent me" *TAKI'S AD*

The meatball thing is me with my girl anytime I cook anything no matter where she at 🤣😭

The way that the cat immediately, without hesitation, put the fidget spinner in its mouth is comedy gold

I keep replaying 2:02 bcs the way he pronounces "allergic reaction" is fucking adorable omfg

6:17 would actually be so heartbreaking tho. I’d cry

0:32 - 1:00 that transition between these 2 clips is impeccable

these are GOLD as usual

15:47 I used my mom's money to buy myself gummies from a gas station. The change was one penny. One single penny. The cashier laughed at me.

2:11 looks like it's flipping you off

*TW* I was sexually assaulted a year ago and I’ll sometimes have episodes where I’ll cry all night or day. These types of compilations always help me calm down and feel a sense of joy that I can’t get anywhere else. Thank you.

2:52 was me during hurricane harvey when every frog in a 50 mile radius decided to have a party in my backyard at midnight. i was out there screaming at them lmao

10:42 As someone who absolutely loves Jim Carrey *THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME*

8:32 “no get away from me” this was funny

The “too polite” one I can relate to

1:55 I litteraly thought it was going to say "incoming asteroid" 🤣 what a brain I have 😂

0:46 he really thought he was the first one to discover that you can charge them 😂😂

8:29 “can we pls get to school?” (starts walking to school with cicadas) *“no get away from m-”*

3:39 HOW TF DOES THAT HAPPEN. WHY IS THE KEYBOARD SO WAVY LIKE THAT

4:20 dude said "you've heard of 'yo mama' jokes, right? Get ready for a MY mama joke"

4:03 Man’s bouta ask me if I would like green eggs and ham with a fox 😭

I love the dude that said. “Come smoke weed wit me!!!”

*some edgy kid:* i will face god and walk backwards into hell *god, stuffing his face with applebee's:* bro that's so cool

5:24 the cat had me dying lmaoooo

8:24 this guy’s reaction lmao

That weird kid learning about eugenics in history class for the first time be like 1:44

The chick reporting with the two alpacas was hilarious.

2:16 aint that tornado upside down ?

5:37 i was not ready for that cat bahaha

I GOT THAT EXACT YOGURT AND THOUGHT IT WAS *DING DONG* TEXAS IS A REAL PLACE

1:27 yeah i only get sleep paralysis when i take a nap 💀

9:04 did this all the time to get my mom to stop smoking 💀

1:00 as i’m eating pineapple while watching this 💀

3:35 we just gonna lie and not talk about how we just witnessed Harry Potter in the flesh?!

2:38 had me weak lmaoo

13:22 I had to get out and tow my uncle's boat to shore because it broke down and we had no service, we camped on that island for three days lol.

1:20 I always get those marks. I pretty much like staying awake and be on my phone for hours in one laying position🙂

10:14 when egg starts to taste like egg is SO REAL!!

11:51 * *drinks* * im still depressed but now im *FAST*

5:23 made my laugh so hard i couldn't breathe and had to save myself from choking-coughing

That tornado along with the sirens made me feel like I'm suddenly going to die, idk why 😃👍

Once I was at the store with my mom and we were getting at the self checkout it said “DONUT” really loudly and I was wheezing like crazy :)

5:26 I was legit watching the part where he said sugar daddy AND A EHARMONY AD CAME UP I CANT😂😂NZNCBNZKKSK⚰️

“I am a thirty year old with a DrInKiNg PrObLeM” I canned myself

8:47 why did I find that sound so satisfying

5:52 yes i have watched Attack on Titian

6:36 his voice sounds like a mix of obama and tyler the creator

11:06 is PERFECTION!

10:37 Tbh that's a blessing to look like Jim Carrey

2:20 God be giving us the midle finger with no chill xD

Why did I think that meat ball was legit shit rolled into a ball.....

5:19 you didn't show the best part were 10 year old learns what it's like to ask the young one to get it for them and is like I see why you do this

bby you need to go live when these come out

0:30 thats just Sweden. Theres Always 1 left of everything because no one wants to be the last person to take.

"If I have an allergic reaction and gods giving me a way out, I'm taking it" same dude. Except I'm not allergic to anything so I just don't look both ways when crossing streets or highways.

9:34 He speaks in the same music notes from game of thrones 😭 wtf

4:30 PlayStation noises :,3

2:20 kinda looks like it's giving the lady in the video the middle finger.😂

9:54 flash backs to when I had to stand 24 hour duties *shivers*

feed Mango a peeled frozen pea. Worked every time my 8 year old goldfish got swim bladder!

I like how the tornado is flipping them off 😭

The black and white one about signaling left while turning right is everything to me

10:53 hey so that middle one is like defs drew gooden right?

"I overdosed on pineapple" 💀💀💀

I know this exact feeling 2:59

Holy shit. The "more espresso, less depresso" girl- I recognize the sticker on her windshield. It's the sticker you need to have on your car to throw away household trash at the local dumpster in my community. There's one on every car here. *We live within a mile of one another.*

6:09 OMG she is such a cutie 😭💜

8:47 my heart litteraly stopped

16:17 WAIT FOR REAL

First!!! Title idea: tik toks that made Gordon Ramsay not call people doughnuts!!

7:21 it absolutely blows my mind! I want to see a battle between inventory ppl and court stenographers js

I'm that little girl with the cicadas

0:11 Yes sir-

omgggg that sad frog sitting by itself was so adorable

the last one was so funny to me because I had no clue what they meant so I had to watch it a few times, so when I finally got it it was amazing.

“I’ll build that shit up like Squidwards house” hell yeah build it up man

2:36 I'm dead 😭😭😭..."yo he flying spirit"

10:22 Another way to not get picked as a juror is say you're firm ACAB so you can't trust the bastard's testimony

9:20 Damnnnn

2:07 i’m happy she’s alive Alabamian here if a tornado seems to be still take shelter immediately it means it’s coming right toward you those sirens are going off honey you need to be somewhere safe and I know you may think that because it’s just a tiny tornado it’ll be fine it’s not gonna be fine those things grow humongously if you don’t believe me go look up the Dixie alley tornadoes 2011

7:16 that one guy from monster

Wow i wonder what the financial situation the dude that buys a new phone every time his phone dies

Fun fact: when a tornado appears to be standing still it's actually moving towards you

That tornado looks like it isn’t moving because it MOVING TOWARDS YOU!! 🌪🌪

6:09 I wheezed so hard at this it caught me off guard so bad😭😭

0:28 lmaoo that cat 😂😂😂 And 6:08 😂😂damn her eyes are beautiful! ❤️

roiling full boil with like a tablespoon of vinegar, then add eggs for about 8-10 minutes. usually 9 for me. but just fill pot full of cold water then peel. yolks will be gelled, a lot better than grey ass ROCK hard dry yolk, or runny soft boiled. perfect for ramen eggs too. vinegar is to make it easier to peel em btw, oil on em when ur peeling helps but then u have oily egg

This channel has all the good content