TikToks that Make Me Want and Not Want Kids 

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Dude, imagine Kris as a mom. She would have the best bedtime stories ever.

Kris is literally one of the most genuine RU-vidrs🥰

The thing that makes this video 10x better is just Kris slowly dying of wholesomeness whenever the babies are dressed up or being cute.

You would be the most fun and loving parent ever. The way your face lights up when you see cute kids ❤

kris: "i don't want child!" also kris: "i'm coming to your house and i'm taking your child"

Kris: ”I know some of you are on your toilet right now” Me: *Sweating intensive* “How did she know?”😳

Omg my son used to put his head down to the ground and walk like that! He literally does the weirdest things, I’m blessed 😂❤😅 I love my little weirdo

3:24 to anyone wondering what he said, he said “hE fArTeD oN mY bAlLs” 😂😂😂😂😂

Now I see why Kris is good at playing Rile. She relates to every toddler in the video.

"they're like little drunk people!" - Kris, 2021

"Put your head up sweetie" 🥺😍

Kris being both sick and looking like she's ready to rob a bank or something, she still manages to looks as stunning as ever

The dad with the hacksaw is actually pretty smart. He put the blade on backwards, facing into the saw handle, with the toilet seat trapped inside the handle as well, and is sawing away from the child.

Hey Kris, just an FYI from a mechanic. The baby with a hacksaw scene was completely safe. The parents had the forethought to turn the blade around and adjusting INSIDE the object to be sawn. The portion of the blade facing towards the child posed no danger as that side of the blade is blunt. Hope that clears anyone's conscience

How Kris said "put your head up sweetie" sounded like a concerned mother... Kris would be a good mom

The way she said, if you’re on the toilet, you’re so cute😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

the amount of times kris has said "hey it's me!" just proves the fact that she is indeed a child on that note, love ya kris!!

The fact she posted this 5 minutes ago and it already has 3.9K views just shows how appreciated and amazing she is We love you Kris

Parents with a sense of humor who laugh over getting annoyed seem to enjoy their family far more.

You are watching me. You said “I know some of you are on the toilet rn,” I WAS. I GOT FREAKED OUT AND I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

There's nothing sweeter than the sound of a child laughing... unless it's 2 am and you live alone.

For all those voicing hurtful messages when referring to Kris and the prospect of children, she’s here own person and can do whatever she wants. Love you Kris

Kris says “I don’t what a child” also her “ I feel bad for my children and I haven’t even had them YET”

“Things that are smaller than there’re supposed to be” dirty mind activated

"Put your head up sweetie" Kris casually sounding like a concerned mother 🤗

I didn’t think this video would begin with: “I’m coming to your house and taking your child… respectfully.” 😂

Me sarcastically saying: hey Kris you want to take one of my siblings Also me: (pushes siblings down the stairs) "this is my job as a sibling"😊(walks out of the room smiling)

14:45 he be saying "are you there god? It's me fiona, ITS ME FIONAAA!!!"

Honestly, Kris going into protective mom mode was the most entertaining part

About the hacksaw clip, it looks to me like the father has removed the blade, slipped it through the toilet seat, reversed it and reattached it to the saw backwards. You can see it's cutting outwards, away from the child, not inward, meaning the edge of the saw blade facing the child is the smooth one. They're fine - the only thing they really risk here is getting smacked in the face by the moving handle.

"You can’t out sass the sass master" My mind: SASSMASTER OF DONCASTER

“Kids are like tiny drunk people” kmk 2022 😂😂😂

Dude if/when Kris has kids, those vids are going to be beyond legendary 😂 entertainment in its most pure form

11:30 for reference the saw edge isn't facing towards him as he's sawing away, you can unscrew those and adjust directions, he's telling him to lift his head so he's not leaning towards his hands moving down so he doesn't punch him in the head

OK so to convince Chris to get a kid we need to get this video up to 2 million likes

Kris: My favorite thing in the entire world, is things that are smaller than there supposed to be. Guys: *in tears*

Kris imitating a toddler: *places hands down* Also Kris imitating a toddler: “yA oKaYyY? I’m dead 😂

Okay but if Kris has a daughter she'd win the genetic lottery, she's so beautiful 😍

Kris:I'm busy watching children! Also kris 2seconds later thinking:don't be suspicious don't be suspicious

My mom is my best friend as long as I don't piss her off and make sure she eats and has coffee lol

"Am I just and overgrown toddler?" Riley:🧍‍♀️

I just love how she reminds us how loved and amazing we are at the beginning of all her videos

Hello Kris! Every time I watch you videos you put a smile on my face, keep on doing you thing!

I was so shocked when she said”I now some of yall are on the toilet so are u probably “ I died right on the spot bc I was ON THE TOILET. 😭😭😭

I love how it started with Kris saying "Let's see if I want kids or not." and by the end she was going "I relate to each and every single one of these." Also Kris you look cute so today too! Love from AK!

The hack-saw guy was doing it in the most safe way he could. He installed the blade backwards and with the blade starting from the inside so that all the dangerous parts are facing outwards towards himself👍

I love how Kris says she wants to go to Alaska because half of the RU-vidrs I know think Alaska is very unpopulated or not even real but I know it's real because I live here ❤😊

Kris: I’m coming to your house and I’m taking your child. Me: Bad way to start the day lol

11:25 It's okay Kris. They have the hacksaw blade turned away from the kid. 😁

3:43 you have an R2-D2 phone chime? That's the best choice i've witnessed in a long time

Is it just me, or does Kris look like she's on the verge of tears during this whole video?

3:30 “hEs bItInG oUt mY bAlLs” thats what i heard👏👏👏👏

"I'm busy watching children-" **realizes how WRONG that sounds** Kris is so funny. Can't we all agree she makes our day better?

I love how she always says in the beginning if the vid ‘ hi im callmekris and you can call me kris’ and she always compliments us! Always makes my day ❤️

1:10 “There like little drunk people” -Kris 2022

Always got me smilin! Bless you Kris!

Kris has to be one of the most chill laidback RU-vidrs I have ever watched ❤️

14:07 is living his dream of a ninja turtle 🐢

I love when Kris laughs it's such a nice laugh and I kept checking my discord bc I kept hearing notifications, but it was the video.

Hey Kris, just to let you know, a Hack Saw can have the blade reversed so when the dad was cutting his kid out of the toilet seat, the sharp part is actually facing away from the baby so there is no risk of the kid getting cut, and thats why the saw was working its way out towards the dad and not inward towards the kid. Otherwise your content is amazing and I really enjoy watching your videos ❤🤟🏻😁

6:01 :c poor kid had to witness his mom getting catcalled but that's sweet that hes protective

I just watched 5 of your videos in a row. I haven't smiled so much in a long time. Thank you. Also: I like your style and your smile.

Kris you’d make a fun aunt, you’d be the one getting the kids into trouble😭😭

1) We really do need to accept that some people don’t want children. 2) If Kris ever have children, I’m sure she’d an amazing mom! 3) You can find babies and children adorable without wanting any yourself.

Just wanted to say that, as a preschool teacher, using the hacksaw like that is probably safer than trying to use scissors. That plastic is thicc, and scissors are gonna flick around and maybe even hit the kids eye but the edge off the hacksaw blade that was facing the kid is blunt so even if he had throw his forhead at it damage would have been minimal. The other alternative would be to heat it and melt the plastic and that would be even more dangerous.

Hi Kris. You are my favorite RU-vidr of all time. You are so pretty, funny, kind, & lovable! I also love Kevin so much! He is cute as hell! Love your content, & I hope u have great night! ❤

POV: my lazy a** in bed watching this. “That’s what you think Kris”

Hey Kris, great video as always, funny and makes everyone in a good mood. I just wanted to clarify something though. In the toilet seat sawing clip at 11:28, the hacksaw’s blade was turned inwards and the dad was sawing from the inside out so the kid was pretty much safe. If he saw from the outside towards the kid’s face, then it would have been extremely dangerous. I hope nobody is that dumb to do that. Anyways, just wanted to point that out. Love from Mauritius. Cheers.

I love how kris complements everyone at the beginning of her vids, it never fails to make me smile 😊

At the beginning when KallMeKris said kids are like little drunk people made me realize that in some places kids can't drink alcohol until a certain age because we don't need drunk, drunk people! 🤯🤓

Kris would literally be the best mom ever and also the worst mom ever at the same time and I’m kinda not really but really all here for it

The hacksaw was actually pretty well done. If you look closely, the sharp part of the blade is pointed away from the baby so as long as the baby doesn't grab the blade and the dad uses the tool properly, the baby won't get hurt

Kris' outfit in this is just. 🥰 It's amazing. And yes you look like a fashionable robber.

With the toilet seat one at 11:30, they were cutting AWAY from his face. The blade was turned away from the kid. They're okay. I love that you worried though. The slide one at 15:00 is the one that got me--there's not enough shown for us to know if he's okay. The parents are laughing and I'm here hoping he's not injured or unconscious.

Bro can we just appreciate how Kris dose so much just to make us laugh

yeah, my mum never believed my broken bones either, in fact, funny stories; 1. She left me outside in the snow after coming out to yell at me, not once, but twice! because her flippin' dinnerparty was more important than my pain (I had broken my leg and couldn't move. I laid there for over an hour). And 2. She insisted that I was "overreacting" and refused to take me to hospital another time, my dad finally convinced her about 3 weeks later, and x-rays confirmed that my shoulder and elbow were both broken. No wonder I'm in therapy at 37 years old, and my best buddy is my dog Nezha (a shetland sheepdog, 2 years old).

This woman is so genuine and sweet, what did we do to deserve this content?

Imagine Chris as a mother she wouldn’t do bedtime stories she would do bedtime skits, and her kid would never sleep, and when her kid doesn’t sleep Her kid would just get delirious and then just start doing accents and then I can get delirious and then Olivia taking care of a little drunk person because Chris is good at acting and does accent. Love you Chris.

is it sad that the video at 6:27, the chinese drama in the back is one that I just watched! Absolutely amazing lmao.

Kris is the best, and you can tell she's genuine because she says "thats me..." a lot! It makes it so much more wholesome :)

Can we just talk about 1, how cute her kids would be and 2, how much of an amazing parent she'd be

When I was a baby, my parents took all sorts of photos and videos. My mom especially was the kind of person who wanted those cute photos of babies smearing food on their faces. Except, I didn't do that. I didn't smear the food on my face, so mom took matters into her own hands... She deliberately put Cheerios and spaghetti on my face so she could take the picture. To this day, dad and I will never let her forget. There was one time when my parents gave me a chocolate heart cake to eat and no cutlery. I was not as messy as they were hoping for. On another occasion while camping, mom thought it would be okay to give a toddler (me) hot chocolate at 9pm. What happened next was a combination of my parents trying to get my PJ's on and me twirling in a circle, giggling like crazy. Again, dad and I will never let her forget. And then best part, we have it on film.

"hey i'ma gonna come to your house and steal the kids" pov me watching this as a kid "huh.."

Fast forward to Kris having kids and they're watching her do her TikTok characters, all confused. 😂

I always love how Kris compliments everybody watching the video before starting the video- It always makes my day, even if I've had a bad day or not

Every day i wake up and i watch you /kallmekris and she just makes my day better ;D

The little girl that just wanted some cake and her mom said that's too much...I'm not crying..she'll remember that forever...

a'ight the bottle flippin baby at 14:20 had me dying on laughter idk why. maybe it's the noise the child made or the fact the bottle landed on it's top after being thrown hard XD

Love how kris is trying to convince us that she doesn’t want kids or is she convincing herself..idk 😭😭😂

The saw blade was flipped over. The edge facing the kid was smooth.

Kris: I know some of you are on the toilet rn but you're still cute!🥰 Me: *literally sits on the toilet as soon as she said that without intention*

I swear kris has the best sense of humor especially when she was like “oh a bottle in my mouth while crawling on the floor that was me last night”

This is one of the funniest videos on her channel. Others are: every single video on her channel. We all love you Kris ❤️

You look so good in that outfit❤❤❤

To quote my good friend Chicken “In the bum no babies!!” 😂🎉

Kris literally knows how to make everyone laughh the RU-vid. It never fails to make me smile. 😆 💞

“You look cute today” Thank you Kris, I got a girl’s number yesterday and the pure unfiltered joy I feel is doing wonders for my complexion Edit: I SAW MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS WITH HER AND I CRIED BUT IT WAS GREAT

I love watching little toddlers hug each other because they always look like little aliens trying to mimic human behavior.

the discord notification got me. :) 14:43