Tim Dillon Roasting Whitney Cummings for 7 Minutes Straight - CLIP - Something's Burning 

Yeah but he should bring Ben back, all jokes aside Tim is in the wrong there

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Just don't do it back to him cuz he's gonna copyright strike you 😂

@@roshanmurali7118 I don’t know spellcheck police on RU-vid is still a thing

His ability to rant in a funny way has diminished since Ben's departure

they have had hilarious podcasts over the last 5 years

That's how he lost Ben.

😆

please

@@wally1979 What?

Thank you Tim. She’s been the worst along with Amy Shoe Face, and Iliza, and Annie L for way too long. Just because you’re loud, cocky and annoying doesn’t make you funny. There are actual good female comics out there. I want my money back. Please.

@@MrBuketman Who's a good female comedian you like?

Me too thanks to a bottle of stolichnaya

@@TastyChevelle it's not that women aren't funny it's just that we don't find them funny because we don't relate to having a vagina. Christina P And Fortune Feimster are my personal favs but other than that I can't think of any I enjoy listening to.

Alcoholism

She used to be a smoke show but all the plastic is kinda killing it. Still looks good for her age obviously

Smoke show? Are you attracted to lizards?

she could still get it 🤷‍♂

@@earthling9614 Hell no... Before all the surgeries, yes. But now she's a freaking doll

@@earthling9614 oh look, someone that's into real dolls...

Bert adds nothing. He is insecure and tries to get in on Dillons jokes by laughing absurdly to get attention and make it about him.

...almost

She is looking fine, bro

She's pretty in the most plain Jane way imaginable. She's not exotic or interesting looking at all. Just like a 3D printer made her after being told to print "generic pretty brunette".

@@Largentina. Haha. Its hard to argue that point.

Idk feel like she would have been doin alot worse nowadays if she was actually on them that long... she would be addicted af n probably not doing alot.... probably look strung out too... she looks good for her age actually. Not like a drug addict would

@@aaronsanchezz It’s probably very difficult to look any way when one’s face is filled with Botox and fat from Tim’s butt cheeks.

@@aaronsanchezz some people are high functioning and it takes a lot longer

@@aaronsanchezzPain pills aren’t like street drugs. U can take pain pills and be a high functioning adult going about your day every day. You can take pain pills without anyone knowing .

@@K1forMVP yeah but that jaw gonna start to get loose if you keep taking it I’ve seen it

Hahahaha

Cringe

@@michaelkunt exactly it’s totally something barf would do

This is a very homosexual request.

He’s bright red too! His pressure must be thru the roof.

Oh please no, I like Tim. Whitney would make Tim's life a absolute misery. We might see Tim actually end his life on camera.

No, Imagine Tim trying to get a rant going, and Whitney interupting every 30 seconds.

@@stevvvvveperry yea, she's the worst, I can't believe ANYONE likes her

Why is that bad? Bert interrupts Tom every 2 seconds and their podcast is funny as hell

@@ThatoneGuy-zd4rl different strokes, but to me as a Tom segura fan, 2 bears is unwatchable

yeah dude she loves Tim and how funny he is, there is like 4 other pods they do together where he just beats her up verbally like this and she knows he is a better roaster so has to just sit and take it lol. She might not be funny to me or you but she knows what is objectively funny.

Tim is the auto shotgun of roasting and Whitney is the sniper in the grass. Love those two together. Her CTE joke and the shitting jalapeños line were gangster.

Well, not much else she could do lol

You should go watch both her appearances on Legion of Skanks, she was great

Shes been on tims podcast and vice and he always wales on her like this its amazing

He is so fake. Once u know it, you can't unsee it.

Accent on the “volunteer”

I work in a nursing home and it’s 10000% a real thing. Mixing drugs in pudding is a nurses crutch.

@@saiyanthegod7417 lol oh really

I watched the full episode twice essentially to see all these parts again. Now this will be on repeat.

Whitney blows

@@LoveFitsAll shut up, Bert.

Whitney is just as bad

@@Athermostat shut up, Bert.

Man his special sucked. Got bored in 5 mins. He is way better being sarcastic

Artie lange’s

you say that like artie died

I see your new here.

The most fake, annoying laugh in the history of comedians. Beyond annoying as all hell.

It's the opposite

Definitely the Best

The whole world

Holy fuck would I watch this, they both bring their extramarital partners in and roast each other over them, Tim beats her like the 50's, she keeps in touch with MJ's Doc and drugs him like Ari.

It’s 2022 you don’t have to be sexually attracted to someone to get married.

Id watch that religiously

@dick trickle he’s not gay it’s just an act

@dick trickle it’s a joke

What is that all about?

@@samanthab1923 she's full of herself

@@jasperxmaster9703 Isn’t she though? Me me me

Sorry guys she's just looking at me.

Rest in peace to me

😅😅 absolute facts

Thank the botox and 75 layers of make up 🤣🤣

She killed it LOS and skankfest

I haven't seen enough of Burt to know there's a decent side of him, but good to know.

Bert adds nothing. He is insecure and tries to get in on Dillons jokes by laughing absurdly to get attention and make it about him.

So, you're basically saying that Bort is "nervous" every time him and Segura tape an Ep. of 2B1C?? He does every one of those behaviors you've mentioned....every Ep.

Cuz she's easy to roast

Hes such a weirdo he thinks hes funny when he laughs and talks in that squeaky weird voice

She had her Percocet pudding she's good now

You really think that? You didn’t realize that Tim and Whitney are actually friends

Shes actually surprisingly a good sport about it..

Gay

Low hanging fruit, prolly

She's a lefty that hates the fact he got out of LA with many of the other comedians while her and the others are trapped in their Beverly hills bubbles where homelessness, drug addicts and violent crime is up every month with a governor that taxes them so heavily they can only afford 90 Xanax a month instead of 300. Tldr: Rogan moved to a good place to raise his family. In turn a lot of comedians and other professionals followed suit since the LA comedy scene died with COVID so they all turned to podcasting in their spare rooms. She is sad she will never have children or a husband and to cope she uses opiates and benzos from a well known Beverly Hills concierge Doctor.

I would love to see Tim Dillon as a anthropomorphize fat cat

Saw him live in Toronto, he killed. Not sure why you think he's a middling comic.