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Tim Young on airbags - Dry Bar Comedy 

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@JRLB38
@JRLB38 6 лет назад
True Story: I was in an auto accident some years ago; I was the passenger. I was eating a Burger King Big Kids Cheeseburger just before impact. The driver tried to catch brake; my body lurched forward as the airbag deployed creating a sensation I like to call "getting your face ripped off". In the process of this I was knocked out and my next coherent memory was hearing and looking up at some kinda freaked out EMT's tending to me in an ambulance. I must've been in shock or something because I kept trying to speak but no words would come out. Apparently when the airbag deployed it mashed my cheeseburger into my chest. The burger fell away but the ketchup, mustard and cheese fused with my adorable Ralph Lauren henley, creating something that looked like a subcutaneous fat layer coming out of my chest.
@girlyblue24
@girlyblue24 6 лет назад
LOL!
@BelleFlower15
@BelleFlower15 6 лет назад
Oh gosh! The poor paramedics hahaha!
@MrMcguire89
@MrMcguire89 6 лет назад
I read this and almost fell out of my chair, lmfao!
@Chase0370
@Chase0370 6 лет назад
Well honestly this may be me being fat but the first thing that would come to my mind was " Dang I wasted a hamburger "
@lizwynaco2222
@lizwynaco2222 5 лет назад
@@Chase0370 hooot!!
@violenceisfun991
@violenceisfun991 6 лет назад
oh my god!! when he said "a 300mph taco would kill you" i laughed so much i started coughing
@nunyabizness9594
@nunyabizness9594 6 лет назад
Violence Is Fun Same! Woke up my daughter laughing so hard!
@fraa888grindr7
@fraa888grindr7 4 года назад
Me too. I thought everything was very clever up to that point, but I was crying after the taco joke.
@benjamineason2185
@benjamineason2185 7 лет назад
I am laughing so hard it hurts...
@AndriaTheKobold
@AndriaTheKobold 6 лет назад
dude i had the SHITTIEST day and this made me giggle so much, ugh, thank you
@johnbyng9203
@johnbyng9203 6 лет назад
A.J. Young I bet you like slitherin
@krishanjangid212
@krishanjangid212 6 лет назад
For a second I thought he was Harrison wells from the flash 😂😂😂
@stringbean9521
@stringbean9521 6 лет назад
As a big rig driver this was spot on
@BatAtTarkov
@BatAtTarkov 6 лет назад
String Bean HURRRRRHHHHH "move or die"
@nate_thealbatross
@nate_thealbatross 6 лет назад
I had a Buick station wagon with a boat horn custom installed. People thought they were about to be run over by a tug boat. It was terrifying. Saved a guy's life who turned into an oncoming traffic lane and the horn blasted him out of his 5am stupor and he jumped the median and survived. Fog horn for the win.
@kyrstenmcguffey658
@kyrstenmcguffey658 6 лет назад
I have a road runner horn on my car too! I also get road rage... it gets awkward
@brockelever
@brockelever 5 лет назад
The Body Bag joke deserved more than it got.
@mitsuomits9077
@mitsuomits9077 6 лет назад
"I think I hit a remorseful clown" 😆😆😆
@adamwilliams2679
@adamwilliams2679 5 лет назад
That's why I hate airbags. So many horror stories about them unnecessarily deploying and turning glasses into contacts...never thought about the taco, though. Kinda redefines "taco neck syndrome" 🌮 🤕😵
@mariahtipton8127
@mariahtipton8127 6 лет назад
Remorseful clown left me a balloon
@mariahtipton8127
@mariahtipton8127 6 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣
@ryanhutch4097
@ryanhutch4097 6 лет назад
Looks like Harry Wells has a son
@robertschwartz4810
@robertschwartz4810 5 лет назад
A Smart Car is an electric wheelchair with a roof.
@thegreendragon5390
@thegreendragon5390 6 лет назад
a 300 mile an hour taco would kill you
@DryBarComedy
@DryBarComedy 6 лет назад
indeed.
@sierrajade7875
@sierrajade7875 6 лет назад
What a way to go
@richardclark2495
@richardclark2495 6 лет назад
My brother is now dying laughing on the floor. . . .
@girlyblue24
@girlyblue24 6 лет назад
this guy is pretty funny, ive had an air bag go off in an accident and they also smell like finger nail polish remover.
@kardiaclark8111
@kardiaclark8111 3 года назад
Ew... That's unexpected
@Timetravel1111
@Timetravel1111 6 лет назад
Turned the bass up so high so they could re-start my heart!!
@jacobireyes308
@jacobireyes308 6 лет назад
I was not expecting to laugh this hard 😂😂
@thesincitymama
@thesincitymama 6 лет назад
When I was driving an old Toyota, my airbag spontaneously blew up in my face for no apparent reason! Hit me in the nose really hard, knocked my head back and jammed my glasses into my face. The car filled with a smoky haze and a terrible chemical smell, and when I pulled over I thought maybe the car was on fire. But apparently it was just a computer glitch and everything was ok. My mechanic explained that the smoky haze was a propellant that helps the airbag deploy.
@mantis_toboggan_md
@mantis_toboggan_md 6 лет назад
I would lawyer up.
@alkinboo
@alkinboo 6 лет назад
When I was driving an old Eagle another driver came around a blind curve and hit me head on and my airbag saved my life.
@acpren
@acpren 6 лет назад
good to know, thanks
@m.j.mbrooks1859
@m.j.mbrooks1859 5 лет назад
Veronica Turtle Heart my ex had an aunt who had was in an accident. And she was completely fine...until the airbag deployed and broke her nose.
@adamwilliams2679
@adamwilliams2679 5 лет назад
Yes, everything was ok...except your broken face and your new, slightly larger than necessary contact lenses 😵
@McScott76
@McScott76 6 лет назад
Love your pace and delivery. Some really funny, original stuff. You have a new fan.
@mjade1673
@mjade1673 5 лет назад
A body bag in the glove box 😄
@angelaengle12
@angelaengle12 6 лет назад
3:44 That clown laugh. xD
@onpsxmember
@onpsxmember 5 лет назад
I get that it's a joke, but just in case someone takes part of this seriously: The airbag has to deploy that fast or you won't have any sort of air cushion. Even if it feels like you get hit in the face, you basically ram your face in that fist and not the other way around. It's crucial to have the right distance to the airbag or you become that really fast taco. Go find some pics from those one arm high-noon-position drivers that got their arm hit by the airbag.
@dennesey
@dennesey 5 лет назад
Top-tier dry comedy right there.
@alexandralenzinger8482
@alexandralenzinger8482 5 лет назад
I can’t stop laughing despite it being 1am and everyone’s trying to sleep
@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX
@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX 6 лет назад
Someone once asked what hobbies does this man have, he said "I live at the gym where I eat weight's while making people laugh".
@jackmeriustacktheratrix55
@jackmeriustacktheratrix55 6 лет назад
I cried to the taco joke. I've never laughed so hard in my life
@sukiwatson
@sukiwatson 6 месяцев назад
Very funny, will be following his career
@workwithray2569
@workwithray2569 5 лет назад
I dont know about you guys but this was the best 4 minutes of my night!
@JohnWesleyAustin
@JohnWesleyAustin 3 года назад
300 mph taco...Fast food!
@boldcautionproductions9203
@boldcautionproductions9203 5 лет назад
Burritos for me, from now on...
@jurikferdes7000
@jurikferdes7000 6 лет назад
This guy's got Popeyes arms
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 5 лет назад
His facial expressions are perfect. I’ve heard about airbags and how they hurt... never want to experience this.
@TamunoOpuboCooksCookeyGam
@TamunoOpuboCooksCookeyGam 6 лет назад
This was too funny
@Alexs321432
@Alexs321432 6 лет назад
replaced my honda accords horn with a train horn... best decision of my life.
@lisawood365
@lisawood365 5 лет назад
Alexs321432 🤣😆😆
@4GodLoves
@4GodLoves 6 лет назад
No airbag... But a body bag... Lol... He's too funny!
@CaresinVerse
@CaresinVerse 6 лет назад
My eyes watered, I laughed so hard. Great comic!
@cooperlambert9621
@cooperlambert9621 2 года назад
Are you being serious
@beauboutwell7657
@beauboutwell7657 6 лет назад
"OnStar! OnStar!!!"
@Yeitsjames
@Yeitsjames 6 лет назад
this made my abs sore watching I laughed so much
@viningx21
@viningx21 5 лет назад
Beep, I’m pretty angry at you! 🤣
@robertboekee8733
@robertboekee8733 6 лет назад
I hit a remorseful clown..I died
@kardiaclark8111
@kardiaclark8111 3 года назад
My Father in law was an SES (State Emergency Service) worker... He had seen a few deaths caused by airbags deploying. One woman was drinking and the straw went through her eye.
@juliabentley2809
@juliabentley2809 4 года назад
all Toyota’s regardless of size has the same horn.. Tacoma, Prius, Camry... same horn. my mom’s Mazda has a more manly horn than my dad’s Toyota Tundra
@martinsmith5520
@martinsmith5520 5 лет назад
Haha, his face when he says he hit a clown is hilarious. So much disbelief.
@puddingpudding9579
@puddingpudding9579 3 года назад
❤ this absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@leahthompson7930
@leahthompson7930 Год назад
I got custody of my mom too! Let’s set up play dates! Hey it was a good pickup line & I standby it. 😬
@squarerooto1771
@squarerooto1771 6 лет назад
my brothers showed me this and im sO FLIPPING HAPPY I FINALLY FOUND ITTTT
@shizukaze
@shizukaze 6 лет назад
Sounds like Tom Cavanaugh... Keep hearing Dr. Wells...
@arungnanasekhar689
@arungnanasekhar689 6 лет назад
3rd season Dr Wells
@shizukaze
@shizukaze 6 лет назад
That’s the one...
@michaelanderson5232
@michaelanderson5232 2 года назад
Yeah your face hurts but you’re alive
@donnajohnson3334
@donnajohnson3334 Год назад
This show was osteoferocious. !!!! 😆
@alantainty1903
@alantainty1903 7 месяцев назад
Was that supposed to be comedy 😮
@suzidelarue5344
@suzidelarue5344 Год назад
Subaru Backwards is U R A Bus
@-dopeland-3349
@-dopeland-3349 6 лет назад
That guy’s good! 😅
@tracytracy1030
@tracytracy1030 9 месяцев назад
This is hilarious😂😂😂😂😂
@feefee6889
@feefee6889 5 лет назад
I hit a car going 20, nothing came out. My brother, same car, went into a ditch no air bags. This car really is mad at us, tit for tat we crash it, it doesn’t protect 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ honestly... that’s fair.
@neweraccount5615
@neweraccount5615 5 лет назад
Don’t taco and drive.... impaired driving is no joke! I lost all my plans and most importantly my children, they weren’t physically involved but I learned a lot about the ripple effect.... never let a butterfly stand on your trunk
@neweraccount5615
@neweraccount5615 5 лет назад
This touched home, I got hit while slowly backing out of a parking space, I lifted my foot off the break and the girl behind me seen a green light. All on camera by the way, ty Walmart, but she hit me and I had earlier spilled alcohol all over my throat “veteran drinker- clumsy without it / addict) so when I got out and she apologized and then she shouted are you drinking while on the phone “had an advisor “ I said uh-no , let me grab my insurance I hope you are covered , then I stomped the gas got the f out there only to be chased by stander bus that heard the loud part “ are you drinking “ and ultimately crashed , fatal crash 4 times died that night due to a young girl blame shifting!!!!.......”and I was drinking”
@tonitaylor5485
@tonitaylor5485 6 лет назад
That was good wooo 🤣
@addjewelry
@addjewelry 6 лет назад
Good one.
@Dirtbag-Hyena
@Dirtbag-Hyena 5 лет назад
The taco thing is funny because I dont know how many times ive stabbed the inside of my mouth with corn chips,especially cheap dipping ones🤣
@cooperlambert9621
@cooperlambert9621 2 года назад
Boomer humor
@JazSimone
@JazSimone 5 лет назад
I feel like there are some really good jokes in here... The delivery just didn't quite catch 'em. :(
@alifinley9156
@alifinley9156 6 лет назад
what a physically beautiful man. He must give the best hugs.
@spacemonkey2915
@spacemonkey2915 5 лет назад
This guy is too "gen z" for me. Ugghhh The future is doomed
@victoriatube159
@victoriatube159 6 лет назад
Wtf his face it so nerdy but his arms are chris prat arms
@livestreamgaming420
@livestreamgaming420 5 лет назад
its the reverse flash from the arrowverse
@chayes954r
@chayes954r 5 лет назад
This was HILARIOUS!!!!!!
@kristinabaker4433
@kristinabaker4433 5 лет назад
Steven Wright-esque at moments
@cheetyliciousmeowmeow1085
@cheetyliciousmeowmeow1085 5 лет назад
I'm a walking airbag...🚶💨
@zenawarrior3012
@zenawarrior3012 6 лет назад
Omg, had me in tears, it was so funny!
@brandomiranda5873
@brandomiranda5873 6 лет назад
All i can hear is Harrison Well's voice!
@alkinboo
@alkinboo 6 лет назад
Eating something while driving = Distracted driving.
@Home-u6g
@Home-u6g 6 лет назад
_That's_ what you chose to get out of this comedy routine?
@AwesomeChickk101
@AwesomeChickk101 5 лет назад
He's funny, good jokes!
@maysesky9433
@maysesky9433 6 лет назад
I heard this joke before buddy
@oops262686
@oops262686 6 лет назад
😂😂airbag inflated d car
@richarddarlington1139
@richarddarlington1139 6 лет назад
Question... If I'm wearing a seatbelt (and I am), why do I need an air bag?
@angie8110
@angie8110 5 лет назад
Because when you're going 60mph you need everything you can get and you'll probably die anyway
@twliii1003
@twliii1003 5 лет назад
I’m a very cautious pedestrian
@matttimpson9606
@matttimpson9606 4 года назад
Wes with an airbag? 😂
@bethwv2433
@bethwv2433 6 лет назад
🤣
@blinddatereject
@blinddatereject 5 лет назад
Bruh 😂😂😂
@victoriaheatherly2656
@victoriaheatherly2656 6 лет назад
Funny!!!
@lidiavarga5367
@lidiavarga5367 6 лет назад
Body bag :-)))
@robdebl2414
@robdebl2414 6 лет назад
Hilarious!!!!
@elizaknight6980
@elizaknight6980 6 лет назад
Love this video
@TheBarber5550
@TheBarber5550 6 лет назад
It's so much more funny because it's so true, airbags suck.
@DryBarComedy
@DryBarComedy 6 лет назад
Right? It sure isn't a soft down pillow that's for sure! Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!
@street273
@street273 6 лет назад
I'm pretty sure the horn part is a rip off. But the rest is funny
@tinytim9172
@tinytim9172 2 года назад
Comedy for people that love rape!!
@denaredford6701
@denaredford6701 5 лет назад
I like listening ,but I wish they would stop the canned laughter .
@cooperlambert9621
@cooperlambert9621 2 года назад
Lol it’s so lame
@AnthonyBennettKY
@AnthonyBennettKY 6 лет назад
This chick is not that attractive.
@Insharai
@Insharai 6 лет назад
wait, this guy is the best comic you have... and that's saying something 0.0
@Insharai
@Insharai 6 лет назад
(you have a lot of good comics)
@DryBarComedy
@DryBarComedy 6 лет назад
Why thank you!
@kyrstenmcguffey658
@kyrstenmcguffey658 6 лет назад
Agreed. This guy is great. You need to get him and Warren B. Hall on here again
@robertdenham9541
@robertdenham9541 5 лет назад
As soon as he said he test drove a smart car I was no longer interested in watching.
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