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Your College Degree Is Probably Useless. Dry Bar Comedy 

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Your college degree is probably useless, and take it from the folks at Dry Bar Comedy, they have a lot of experience with useless degrees. Whether you're someone who majored in english, or one of a thousand useless degrees this Dry Bar Comedy compilation is sure to make you question your educational choices while keeping you laughing along the way.
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@oldpicker49
@oldpicker49 2 года назад
my stepson got a masters in art he can draw everything but a pay check
@ocean3638
@ocean3638 2 года назад
James Samuel's, 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@HandlesAreRetarded42
@HandlesAreRetarded42 2 года назад
Ba dum bump
@derrickm2093
@derrickm2093 2 года назад
Love it
@filmfelineadmin
@filmfelineadmin 2 года назад
Take the drawings and make an ETSY account
@mellstardust2782
@mellstardust2782 2 года назад
you need to teach him or tell him to learn service business. Use his talent and skill as a service. 25 buck a pieces, make money while creating portfolio.
@9Ballr
@9Ballr 2 года назад
I have a philosophy degree and it's far from useless. I not only know why they want fries, but I can explain to them why their reasons for wanting fries are bad ones, and I can persuade them to get onion rings instead.
@vanderwallstronghold8905
@vanderwallstronghold8905 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@lisapalmeno4488
@lisapalmeno4488 2 года назад
Love this 💕
@kungfupanda9395
@kungfupanda9395 2 года назад
Lol
@dawndennison4172
@dawndennison4172 2 года назад
You are funny...greetings from South Africa
@kenkashi501
@kenkashi501 2 года назад
But can you block?
@oscarneuman9299
@oscarneuman9299 2 года назад
When my son was about to graduate high school, one of his friends told me he was going to college to major in history. I said, "History? There's no future in that..."
@shawnsyville
@shawnsyville 2 года назад
Nice 😂
@RoxyCross
@RoxyCross 2 года назад
Rip boom...
@scurus11scurus
@scurus11scurus 2 года назад
ironically ironically right
@johnnywest8283
@johnnywest8283 2 года назад
Especially since they are trying to do away with all history.
@sethpeters4552
@sethpeters4552 2 года назад
Badum tssshhh
@marieque6628
@marieque6628 2 года назад
All those "none of the big history factories were hiring" Love it!! So true.
@esmereldanesmerelda3313
@esmereldanesmerelda3313 2 года назад
Nor were the psychology factories! ;)
@CCANUEL1
@CCANUEL1 2 года назад
Ya I howled at that one too
@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA
@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA 2 года назад
Like Vatican 😂😂👍🤦
@joed8605
@joed8605 2 года назад
No vacancys at United History Co. Try again in the past, hee hee.
@bobbg9041
@bobbg9041 2 года назад
That jokes old its history!
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 2 года назад
"Don't take revenge in a way that ruins _your_ life." Okay. That's some sage advice, right there.
@tzenophile
@tzenophile 2 года назад
Huh? You need people to tell you that, all I can say is good luck.
@joshuamohr2510
@joshuamohr2510 2 года назад
At that point it’s vengeance.
@joeyantolino4671
@joeyantolino4671 2 года назад
@@joshuamohr2510 hi
@joshuamohr2510
@joshuamohr2510 2 года назад
@@joeyantolino4671 hi
@joed8605
@joed8605 2 года назад
Try the basil advice. It's basilic hee hee.
@dariushober1506
@dariushober1506 2 года назад
I approached college "backwards"-worked in a field for a decade then got a degree to "prove" I knew what I had been doing. Never found it challenging this way-just an expensive book club.
@NameCallingIsWeak
@NameCallingIsWeak 2 года назад
The guy who knows what he's doing! Pleasure to meet you. College must have been a breeze.
@dariushober1506
@dariushober1506 2 года назад
@@NameCallingIsWeak Actually it was-got three degrees and now teach at University. Got a Business degree after 20 years of working and management, got a Masters in Education after designing and implementing an entire Montessori High School curriculum, and a Masters in Psychology after 25 years of mentored work on exploring consciousness. Never found it challenging or "hard" this way. Now I am discovering how "dumbed down" the younger generations are and it is frightening. Should have the smartest generation with access to Digital Information-but instead the opposite has occurred. :)
@NameCallingIsWeak
@NameCallingIsWeak 2 года назад
@@dariushober1506 If I ever confront a school board, I will confront them on dumbing down. It's evil.
@randydandy7526
@randydandy7526 2 года назад
@@dariushober1506 u were refering to which generation?
@dariushober1506
@dariushober1506 2 года назад
@@randydandy7526 Hey Randy-from my perspective and being 60 years old and a teacher, I consider the "younger" generation from an educational position those born from around 2000. I consider my generation to be "Analog" and the younger to be "Digital". With my Psychology background, I realize a big difference. The Digital Era generation are "wired" completely different. Simple example is with cars-I grew up actually modifying cars, drag racing in the streets, and doing my own mechanical repairs and upkeep. I quit working on cars in the 80s when computers and chips were added into the mix. Required a new skillset I did not care to invest in. When I went in the Navy in 1980, I drove a 1939 Chevy Sedan Deluxe with an inline 6-cylinder, oil bath air-filter, 3-speed on the column, and king pins instead of power steering. You probably will not have teenagers "rebuilding" a 2020 car in the year 2080. Times are different and technology is changing exponentially faster. With the Digital Era is a major problem with information over load. Far too much for our feeble minds to truly process completely. Our focus then for learning needs to shift to Emotional Intelligence since it is emotions that are the primary driver. As a teacher, I saw this plainly and my Master Thesis in 2015 was titled "Responsibility for Thought and Feeling". Hope this answer helps you! Have a Great Day!
@TheDarkrelic
@TheDarkrelic 2 года назад
"you think I'm telling my daughter to stay in school, I'm telling her Chinese guys are hot!" 🤣
@nodayatthebeach
@nodayatthebeach 2 года назад
Funny yet frightening at the same time.
@alienc
@alienc 2 года назад
You gotta do what you gotta do to survive in this world
@RalphSampson...
@RalphSampson... 2 года назад
Invent the next Covid-19.....except this time, release it in China and close the borders before they can leave and infect the world again.
@Uns46
@Uns46 2 месяца назад
What’s that even mean?
@TheDarkrelic
@TheDarkrelic 2 месяца назад
@@Uns46 been a while since I watch it, but probably means Asians are more successful on average, have more money etc
@WhackBytch256
@WhackBytch256 2 года назад
This isn't comedy... this is wisdom!
@nattvaktenphotography
@nattvaktenphotography 2 года назад
It's fun because it's true..
@DavidTa2
@DavidTa2 2 года назад
Comedy often is
@comochinganconesto
@comochinganconesto 2 года назад
It's stupid -_-
@WhackBytch256
@WhackBytch256 2 года назад
@@comochinganconesto and yet here you are 💁🏻‍♀️
@justdev8965
@justdev8965 2 года назад
What's the difference?
@Scavenger82
@Scavenger82 2 года назад
The only thing my Associate Degree in Graphic Design ever did for me was make me almost totally immune to subliminal advertising.
@stevebreedlove9760
@stevebreedlove9760 2 года назад
That sounds like the effort was worth it.
@user-bc7nx7nr8o
@user-bc7nx7nr8o 2 года назад
That pays for itself!
@ah383
@ah383 2 года назад
Almost
@Scavenger82
@Scavenger82 2 года назад
@Jessica B. I'm certain they do and are, I'm just not one of them unfortunately.
@lisapalmeno4488
@lisapalmeno4488 2 года назад
@@Scavenger82 do something with it; create a series of your own designs and start showing them. Don't give up.
@maylynbayani
@maylynbayani 2 года назад
As a good friend told me: "My job is not my dream job but it allows me to do the things I dream of."
@justine.c
@justine.c Год назад
Stephen He has a skit about his dad saying you a job you hate for the money and then afford to do the things you love. (Something like that). Meant to be Dunbar but resonated with me.
@moegreenback6854
@moegreenback6854 2 года назад
“We all got Masters degrees and we are comedians” Ain’t that the truth!
@Zimboprenuer
@Zimboprenuer 2 года назад
Masters degree over here. RU-vidr😓
@JoeyjojoShabadoo7
@JoeyjojoShabadoo7 2 года назад
@Jorge Pastor dios Nicolás Maduro Moro Aleluya Amén dude you’re looney tunes. Jesus said, ‘I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father but through me.’” -John 14:6 Come to Christ and be saved.
@carolmk3114
@carolmk3114 2 года назад
@Jorge Pastor dios Nicolás Maduro Moro Aleluya Amén I pray that you repent. The Lord God will share glory with no man. Mr Moor will die but The Lord is eternal. The Lord wills that none perish but wanting all to come to repence (2 Pet 3:9) therefore repent of your blasphemy, elevating a man to a station only for the Lord.
@c.c.schaeffer8678
@c.c.schaeffer8678 2 года назад
@Jorge Pastor dios Nicolás Maduro Moro Aleluya Amén I encourage you to walk your talk and remember only God can judge.
@shawnsyville
@shawnsyville 2 года назад
Because it’s “funny” how Hard it is to get a job 🧐🤓🤗
@sevenstarsd77
@sevenstarsd77 2 года назад
My grandfather told me if you get a degree in philosophy you're going to just sit around and think about why you don't have a job. If you get a degree in theology you're going to just sit around and pray about why you don't have a job.
@Landstalker1999
@Landstalker1999 2 года назад
And you get a degree in gender studies and you finally realize you dont have a job because of straight white hetero normative males. And you probably find out that you are actually a xee gender who identifies as an atheistic Muslim on an invisible wheelchair.
@chadwells7562
@chadwells7562 2 года назад
@@Landstalker1999 I wish you were joking
@papajeff5486
@papajeff5486 2 года назад
I have a degree in theology. Moved on to anesthesia. It pays much better than sitting around, praying for a job. Kentucky
@WarrenKSpellman
@WarrenKSpellman Год назад
Fact: while true, both of these majors have the highest percentage of acceptance into medical school. Why? Few people can handle Philosophy rigor in addition to science course success.
@dmgroberts5471
@dmgroberts5471 Год назад
Well, there aren't 'Philosophy jobs' so to speak. You don't get a Philosophy degree to get hired, you get it so that you know enough to write a book. You can't just sit around thinking, you either need to write an interesting book, or go oldschool: hang around in public, challenging people's ideas about how the world works.
@surfsister100
@surfsister100 2 года назад
My daughter was holding up her Master's Degree certificate. It was huge and all done in calligraphy. As I filmed her I noticed they had spelled her name wrong. I just quietly said, 'They spelled your name wrong.' She just looked at me and then smiled and told me I was kidding. When I didn't respond she frantically checked out the certificate and just melted. $100,000 and they got her name wrong.
@h-therearethosethatcallmet684
@h-therearethosethatcallmet684 2 года назад
It does not matter. They have the money. Your name, meh.
@matthewhowe3727
@matthewhowe3727 Год назад
Thank you for the money now out the door.
@mandi8345
@mandi8345 Год назад
Just make sure the accredited school has attributed that certificate to the correct student ID. The certificate is still valid. Information is written down by humans, input into computers by humans, read by humans, written by humans, humans with lives, you havent the slightest idea what happened at the moment that certificate was written. No you do not in a position to say that specific certificate is more or less important than any other. Otherwise any other parent can make the same claim thus the point becomes moot. Call the school, make sure the accreditation to your daughter is valid, then motherfucker them into sending you a corrected set of certificates as it is reasonably assumed the cost of the education includes a correct original certificate and not a shitty reprint (and yes, you will probably have to wait until next graduation when they send out the orders to whatever company produced those pieces of paper). IF by some chance she is not properly accredited, inform the school both you and them have records of your daughter attending and receiving credits to achieve that certificate, and either the ball gets rolling on fixing this now or the next call will be to the family lawyer to address this 'slam dunk' case of fraud by a (hopefully) state accredited university. the types of people that answered above who just spread shade and roll over are why the places that get away with things like that exist. Stand for something or fall for anything, die on your feet or live on your knees(with a misspelled certificate), your choice. Heres hoping that $100,000 was spent on a marketable job skill and you didnt just send her to a 4 year art camp......
@DrPhilGoode
@DrPhilGoode Год назад
Yikes…maybe her melting down during such an important milestone in her own life could have waited a few min. But what’s another 10K in therapy and counseling.
@SypherSeven
@SypherSeven Год назад
Praise Yahovah for freedom in His instructions.
@noahjuanjuneau9598
@noahjuanjuneau9598 2 года назад
Well, my grandson is going to the university now… he’s going to be an astronaut…. Yeah… he’s goes to class every day and he is just taking up space.
@Alliniska
@Alliniska 2 года назад
Is he a bit of a space cadet? :D
@mozartbabe
@mozartbabe 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@JOBRAIL1
@JOBRAIL1 2 года назад
Spends his days looking into space....
@ramrab8368
@ramrab8368 2 года назад
“Just so they can know WHY they want some fries with that” 😂
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 года назад
it's like majoring in welfare. . .
@BruceSteever
@BruceSteever 2 года назад
Boomer humor, but still plays...
@diybronwynsmith263
@diybronwynsmith263 2 года назад
I’m dying’ 😂🤣😂
@esmereldanesmerelda3313
@esmereldanesmerelda3313 2 года назад
@Muad'Dib I have a Psych degree & know that is true!
@l.w.paradis2108
@l.w.paradis2108 2 года назад
Philosophy is pre-law. A tiny number of grads go on to PhDs, if they already know they can write a book based on their thesis. Otherwise, there's no sense in it. In Europe they won't admit you to a doctorate in philosophy without a thesis proposal.
@mosespray4510
@mosespray4510 2 года назад
The best comedians are very bright and insightful people. They see the truth hidden in complexity.
@JuanRamosNCWrestling
@JuanRamosNCWrestling 2 года назад
Or they get high and start pontificating.
@FuckFeminists
@FuckFeminists 2 года назад
Seen this video, and... maybe you can recommend one.
@RalphSampson...
@RalphSampson... 2 года назад
@@FuckFeminists I was going to comment, "None of these should quit their day job". I was ready for a good laugh.....I never even smiled. Can I have back my time?
@adrianahlz1895
@adrianahlz1895 Год назад
@@RalphSampson... Alex Velluto was aweeesome! He should not quit his day job though, he needs it to get inspiration for jokes we office people can relate to!
@judyswiderski2682
@judyswiderski2682 Год назад
Truth! "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3. The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14. What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator. John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator. Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5. "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8. Jesus said that he is God! "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14. The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33. "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27. Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins]. He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.] "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22. Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them." "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10! 'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'
@BuzzinVideography
@BuzzinVideography 2 года назад
I have a degree in structural welding and secondary in teaching. Two people I work with have bachelor's degrees in computer science, and one more has a degree in engineering. We are vendors at Walmart...
@BuzzinVideography
@BuzzinVideography 2 года назад
@Muad'Dib nope. Because we're young and don't have 10+ years of experience, we don't qualify for our degree positions. And I just wanted basic entry level... But, I'm okay with that. I make just as much to do way easier tasks
@DCronk-qc6sn
@DCronk-qc6sn 2 года назад
Reagan's America. It took a while but here we are ..
@vaniamelamed5285
@vaniamelamed5285 3 месяца назад
Get your PADI. That's where the welding money is.
@magnatron7734
@magnatron7734 2 года назад
The Professor on Giligans Island could make a radio out of a coconut but couldn’t fix the hole in the boat lol
@catholicfaithofmine2664
@catholicfaithofmine2664 2 года назад
Right? And they always had visitors to the Island but could never figure out how to get off the Island. I mean it was only a 3 hour tour.
@diviningrod2671
@diviningrod2671 2 года назад
As a small child I would rant and rave that Gilligan had to be taken out if there was any hope of getting off the island
@NH_RSA__
@NH_RSA__ Год назад
On a tropical island with Mary Ann? Why the hell would he fix the boat? He was a professor, not a gay.
@jasonmachula1472
@jasonmachula1472 Год назад
It takes different materials.
@jamess9623
@jamess9623 11 месяцев назад
Never once did he make a radio out of a coconut. They brought a radio with them. They did once turn Gilligan into a radio once in an absurd episode.
@maxgomez8941
@maxgomez8941 2 года назад
I came home with a degree in Political Science, my dad says; “Great, you have a BA in BS”. NAVY Chiefs are funny.
@lightbulb1982
@lightbulb1982 2 года назад
You think he's funny... I think he's an idiot lol
@forgedstone
@forgedstone 2 года назад
Clearly only someone who had a chief for a dad, could understand!
@joed8605
@joed8605 2 года назад
Better than a Masters in disasters, hee hee.
@keldalaney
@keldalaney 2 года назад
@@lightbulb1982 ii
@blackrose8643
@blackrose8643 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@thatairplaneguy
@thatairplaneguy 2 года назад
My degree was in aviation. I charge forklift batteries for a living and I’m making more money doing that than flying airplanes Something is wrong with that.
@GadgetMsGadget
@GadgetMsGadget 2 года назад
😳😲🤯
@TaraHower
@TaraHower 2 года назад
What’s that job title so I can see if my area is hiring lol
@panaderofilms
@panaderofilms 2 года назад
If you are making more money charging forklift batteries, then take the money and be grateful...the pilots are chumps to accept less...
@aoeu256
@aoeu256 2 года назад
Yeah but if your flying can't you put it on auto-pilot...?
@Ryan-zc1tz
@Ryan-zc1tz 2 года назад
@@aoeu256 please tell me that's not a serious question...
@billschlafly4107
@billschlafly4107 2 года назад
I have a degree in civil engineering. I got it in 1996. It's been very useful and profitable. I'll say this much though...college was full of useless stuff back then too.
@seanA416
@seanA416 2 года назад
Totally depends on the major. Anything in STEM or engineering will be extremely useful and applicable in the real world but a genders studies or history degree, unfortunately, don't cut it. Eh no, nothing unfortunate about how useless "gender studies" are.
@toscatattertail9813
@toscatattertail9813 2 года назад
I got my Bachelor's in Education in 1979 and was able to find jobs that eventually led me to getting a second degree in Sign Language Interpreting in 1988. I guess it all depends on the Degree you choose to get. Before you could get a degree and bend it to fit a job, now that wiggle room is gone.
@hamyutsmeseta3841
@hamyutsmeseta3841 2 года назад
@@seanA416 Well Said 👏👏💯
@p.g.2035
@p.g.2035 2 года назад
@@seanA416 but if you are STEM or engineer professional with mental health issues you can't make money. That's why psychologists, psychiatrists, and mental health professionals exist.
@seanA416
@seanA416 2 года назад
@@p.g.2035 oh absolutely!
@ZeroPlanB
@ZeroPlanB 2 года назад
The best is when someone gets a job in their major after spending 4-6 years in college and it pays a few dollars an hour more than McDonald’s
@srs3572
@srs3572 2 года назад
There are McDonald’s locations paying $20/hour. Unless one goes for STEM they are wasting their time in college.
@ZeroPlanB
@ZeroPlanB 2 года назад
@@srs3572 yeah it’s crazy I believe out in Hawaii all minimum wage is right at if not higher than $20 an hour considering everything is so expensive there lol
@dougpatterson7494
@dougpatterson7494 2 года назад
That was like my sister. She attained a kinesiology degree and wanted some experience in the field before considering pursuing a masters. She was paid only $1 more an hour than minimum wage as a "physiotherapy assistant". She went back to operating equipment for a construction company with better pay and overall compensation package.
@Dumbluck14
@Dumbluck14 2 года назад
And being left with a debt you have no hope of ever paying off.
@grandmalovesmebest
@grandmalovesmebest Год назад
a PhD in medicine. Never got the 40 hrs/wk or steady wk across the US. topped out at $24/hr as expert in Neuro rehab. Every yr on unemp hit total income w work & unemp @$22-24k. our techs, also CNAs ("nursing") no formal ed beyond high school, got $15.00/hr and as much as 80 hrs/wk, overtime 1 1/2x over 40 hrs. our CNAs, mostly foreign, bought houses in the States and in their countries, ended up renting out houses here and went home to live, as retirees on investment income after several yrs work. that's life.😲
@paulmoore7064
@paulmoore7064 2 года назад
I used my bachelor's in English to mix concrete, deliver produce, and pound nails. Now I'm retired.
@charlie3134
@charlie3134 27 дней назад
I used my associates degree in fisheries technology and my bachelors in biology to work as a corrections officer at a county jail. Wrong kind of animal haha. Happily retired too.
@JWu-jt7fz
@JWu-jt7fz 2 года назад
2:20 "I'm telling her Chinese guys are hot" Underrated joke 😂🤣🤣
@rhythmandacoustics
@rhythmandacoustics Год назад
I do not get this joke.
@jimmyparris9892
@jimmyparris9892 Год назад
And a bit scary as well.
@leleharris6124
@leleharris6124 10 месяцев назад
​ He's implying that China will likely be taking over etc.
@the_track_enthusiast
@the_track_enthusiast 2 года назад
This is why minority parents laugh when we tell them we want to do something we love. They say do something that pays and do what you love as a hobby.
@lisapalmeno4488
@lisapalmeno4488 2 года назад
I have waited plenty of tables and substitute taught often to float my artsy farsty projects and to pay for my college education. I think I should have gotten a CPA license, too. I may still go for a real estate license. College is just a license to learn, IMO. Most real knowledge and skills sets are learned on the job.
@RS-ls7mm
@RS-ls7mm 2 года назад
Too bad they don't follow your advice. The facts show the complete opposite.
@Iowagrown123
@Iowagrown123 2 года назад
The most fortunate of us, get to do what we love, and pays. Kenny Roger's said "Love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
@RS-ls7mm
@RS-ls7mm 2 года назад
@@Iowagrown123 Born lucky is not a job strategy.
@jimbrown9817
@jimbrown9817 2 года назад
Not just minority parents. All kinds of parents have been saying that for many generations.
@brandiallen6324
@brandiallen6324 2 года назад
I love these compilations about the same topic. Hilarious 10/10 😂
@silo3com
@silo3com 2 года назад
You're a 10/10
@martinenriquez3508
@martinenriquez3508 Год назад
@@silo3com 5/10
@karmasutra4774
@karmasutra4774 Год назад
@@martinenriquez3508 2.5/10
@mrpsquared01
@mrpsquared01 2 года назад
Comedy really does shine a light on society
@bobfrank3575
@bobfrank3575 2 года назад
"you think im telling her to stay in school? im telling her chinese guys are hot" lol
@sparkle1949
@sparkle1949 2 года назад
Lol
@topcat5988
@topcat5988 2 года назад
I loved this!!!
@libertyordeath1287
@libertyordeath1287 2 года назад
What makes these clips so hilarious is that it is 100% true. I'm not sure what colleges are teaching these days but it should be common sense
@furthereast6775
@furthereast6775 2 года назад
A lot of what colleges teach is against common sense.
@steavlin0176
@steavlin0176 2 года назад
If they thought common sense w E wouldn't be having covid lockdown nonsense
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 года назад
Nope, you can get a music degree. They teach you 0 you actually USE. And some grads still SUCK at playing.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 года назад
But wait: there's more! The requirements for drums include: xylophone, marimba and timpani. None of which anyone has and 0 of which we've been able to play at school since 2019.
@nattvaktenphotography
@nattvaktenphotography 2 года назад
College teaches that feelings are facts and reality is only what you are comfortable with.
@YoungBlackWonder
@YoungBlackWonder 2 года назад
"you wanna get a philosophy degree so you can know why they want fries with that?" 😂😂
@davester1970
@davester1970 2 года назад
When I went to college back in the 1990's, I took a philosophy course in "Introduction in Logic" in order to satisfy one of my gen ed requirements. My teacher was an adjunct professor who also worked as a waiter for a hotel restaurant. Or maybe he taught on the side to supplement his income when he wasn't waiting tables? 🤣
@nelsonomicsruns9246
@nelsonomicsruns9246 2 года назад
Modern History Factories: Mainstream Media. Like they said in The USSR, "Everybody knows the future it's the past that keeps changing." A great theologian with a philosophy degree told his kid, "What's the difference between a philosophy degree and a large pizza? A large pizza feeds a family of four."
@sea-master1
@sea-master1 2 года назад
The guy with the charts killed it, he also earned the like for this vid
@Iatr0s
@Iatr0s 2 года назад
Yep, the pac-man paradox killed me
@rexromana
@rexromana Год назад
I didn't like him at first but he grew on me. I'll chart it later.
@carolmk3114
@carolmk3114 2 года назад
I wanted to study English literature but parents and I thought that I should first study accounting seeing as I had a full scholarship for that. This satisfies my soul because I am not funny.
@sarahf.s.2961
@sarahf.s.2961 2 года назад
Full scholarships sound great for those that get them.
@DANTHETUBEMAN
@DANTHETUBEMAN 2 года назад
That's funny
@bschuler6216
@bschuler6216 2 года назад
You probably did the right thing. I majored in English Lit with a minor in Philosophy, and I've worked primarily as a waiter my whole life. I've also worked in hotels and warehouses and as security. I've never been hired due to my degree. I don't completely regret taking the courses and seminars I took, but looking back, with a little guidance, I should have majored in something more practical. I didn't think of college as a means to employment, but rather, a bit too idealistically, as a continuing education of my mind and spirit. You can read anything you want on your own time for a lot less money.
@lisapalmeno4488
@lisapalmeno4488 2 года назад
I have an English degree, long since paid off, but I'm thinking of an MBA through a local college that offers it for under 10 grand. Idk but I haven't made a lot of money with my English degree, although it has kept me employed.
@lisapalmeno4488
@lisapalmeno4488 2 года назад
@@bschuler6216 and that is why I never pursued my master's in English. A BA, ok, but to do that would require time and money I don't have. It's a rich person's leisure to do that for the sake of the degree, is my thought.
@rosemorris7912
@rosemorris7912 2 года назад
If your grown kid doesn't know how to open a checking account and write out a check, that's on YOU.
@DANTHETUBEMAN
@DANTHETUBEMAN 2 года назад
I was getting that disconnect
@AikiraBeats
@AikiraBeats 2 года назад
Thank you like she should've done something about that
@smmargret6300
@smmargret6300 2 года назад
My kids got their own library card when they first started reading, around Grade 1 and got their own savings account when they started saving, around 10 years old. Lived in a smaller town so it was possible for them to go on their own. Different times now I guess..
@toshikotanaka3249
@toshikotanaka3249 2 года назад
It's been years since I've written a check. I use a debit card. And I can instantly see my balance on my phone.
@lightbulb1982
@lightbulb1982 2 года назад
@@toshikotanaka3249 Really? You must be really smawt 😂🤣
@burtvincent1278
@burtvincent1278 2 года назад
College is a money making scheme for the institution. It only works out for 20% of the graduates. My son just paid off his math degree student loans by being a machinist at the age of 50.
@TheFirstBrizz
@TheFirstBrizz 2 года назад
If your son got a degree in a STEM field and never used it; that's his own fault. There is a shortage, if anything, of STEM majors.
@TheFirstBrizz
@TheFirstBrizz 2 года назад
Average students that I know, 6 years out, are making 6 figures doing something they love. That's not the norm for all fields within STEM but, generally speaking, STEM pays.
@Sam21998
@Sam21998 2 года назад
I went to college for 1 year and said screw that and went into factory work where at full rate moving up can make more than most jobs and not have to pay an arm and a leg for college. Luckily I paid for my first year in cash since I started working super young.
@burtvincent1278
@burtvincent1278 2 года назад
@@Sam21998 Same story here. I went back for specific subjects to help me or a class that held my interest. Never put together a degree. My poor son kept changing majors until he had invested 165 hours to get a 120 hour bachelor's degree in math.
@Sam21998
@Sam21998 2 года назад
@@burtvincent1278 wow that's insane I'm sorry to hear that, I went for criminal justice, I hated i needed to take math for it but really enjoyed criminal law, criminology and psychology, and absolutely hated sociology I had to take.
@Thanzin1
@Thanzin1 2 года назад
My advice: Before you pick a major. Open up a job board like zip recruiter or indeed. Start scrolling through the list of jobs and see what degrees employers are asking for. You’ll have a better idea of which degrees are worth more than the paper they are printed on. Or better yet, filter by salary and look at good paying jobs and what degrees are required.
@TheJBerg
@TheJBerg 2 года назад
Want a future in Information Technology? Graduate HS, the take IT classes one or two at a time from Community College and take the certification exam they teach to instead of the final exam offered in the class. Do that for a couple years until you understand stuff. Get IT work from there, make 80-150k/yr inside 5 years depending on aptitude. Nobody worth working for in IT cares about your Bachelor degree.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 года назад
@@TheJBerg Get the book, read it and test out.
@katekobylarz3447
@katekobylarz3447 2 года назад
Isn't it a bit weird to give such Sage advice at a time when computers are available and such things as the internet? Consider that no such animals were in existence in the 50s 60s 70s or 80s to utilize
@albertoluyando8292
@albertoluyando8292 2 года назад
@@TheJBerg That is so true. CISCO certifications were more valuable than an IT degree
@JimAllen-Persona
@JimAllen-Persona 2 года назад
Yeah.. sounds like a good idea… except my daughter graduated with a BA Math/Economics dual major… and now she decides she wants to teach.
@markread7333
@markread7333 2 года назад
I came up with the paradox in jr. high: Teacher said, “ There’s an exception to every rule.” I said, “ Then that means there’s a rule with no exception, but…” Teacher told me I asked too many questions.
@CCANUEL1
@CCANUEL1 2 года назад
I have been told that my whole darn life LOL Maybe if people actually had answers and truths LOL I wouldn't have to ask so many questions!! RIGHT ?? LOL
@l.w.paradis2108
@l.w.paradis2108 2 года назад
This is brilliant.
@filmfelineadmin
@filmfelineadmin 2 года назад
They always say that when you're smarter than THEM
@s.barnett-yamamoto7129
@s.barnett-yamamoto7129 2 года назад
*lol...* ;-)
@sidraMPatty
@sidraMPatty 2 года назад
I've heard that the only guarantees in life are death and taxes, so I suppose this is a rule with no exceptions.
@brandova83
@brandova83 2 года назад
"Why don't we just go ahead and play hangman" 🤣🤣🤣 Exactly...I was thinking, "Is that statement true?" Lol
@ronniethomas2087
@ronniethomas2087 2 года назад
What he said is pretty much true but we all have our own opinions
@schwaaard
@schwaaard 2 года назад
I went into college in 1998, planning to major in theater. Thankfully, a wonderful professor my freshman year talked me out of that pursuit and convinced me to become a Communications major. Dodged a bullet there! Four years later, I didn’t even bother walking. I was working during the ceremony and my diploma was mailed to me a few weeks later. It was if I somehow knew that aside from forming a few great relationships, there wasn’t a whole lot worth celebrating. Today I’m fortunate to have a great job that I enjoy…and it’s one of many I’ve had that didn’t require a degree. As is usually the case with comedy, this video compilation is funny ‘cause it’s true.
@Starry_Night_Sky7455
@Starry_Night_Sky7455 2 года назад
Yet such a scam industry gets away with public robbery that makes Ponzi scheming Bernie Madoff look like a lightweight conman hobbyist. Higher education has become infested by corruption. Naive and hopeful would be Freshman are easy prey for the greedy predatory system that colleges have become. Its such an unethical entity of corruption that only appears to be aiding social progress like smoke and mirrors. Behind the shiny marketing, colleges exploit in the worst of ways to keep the easy funding funneling into their coffers.
@tantzer6113
@tantzer6113 2 года назад
@@Starry_Night_Sky7455 Hi there. I am very interested in hearing your perspective about corruption in universities, as you seem to have had negative experiences. May I ask specifically what you are referring to?
@Zimboprenuer
@Zimboprenuer 2 года назад
Did you really had to make the whole thesis
@ashleynicolle7047
@ashleynicolle7047 2 года назад
I have a nursing degree and an early childhood education degree.... I started a cleaning business and do side gigs like Uber and make 4x as much money as either of those. I got the degrees with the idea it would make me a better person, helping children.... unfortunately being a good person doesn't pay the bills 😕
@jefflarson1652
@jefflarson1652 2 года назад
@@ashleynicolle7047 RNs in my area can pretty much set their own hours and average $100k/yr. You must have one helluva cleaning business.
@scopess5875
@scopess5875 2 года назад
As a parent of 3 teens this is absolute GOLD 🤣
@georgeenke4937
@georgeenke4937 2 года назад
I’ve always wanted to try comedy. I love making ppl smile and laugh. This world needs more of that.
@sovannpen
@sovannpen 2 года назад
Do it! 😀
@Emiliapocalypse
@Emiliapocalypse 2 года назад
Go for it! Laughter is one of the best antidepressants
@grandmalovesmebest
@grandmalovesmebest Год назад
you tube, darling, all the world's a stage!
@adventurecapitalist5001
@adventurecapitalist5001 2 года назад
I praise GOD for each and every one of you in Dry Bar Comedy. From the greatest to the least. You are such a wonderful blessing! Laughter. Lovely. Truly, lovely.
@ChillerSamson
@ChillerSamson 2 года назад
If you want that to sound like a true compliment and a way of expressing your gratitude, take the second line out, never compare or classify people during a praise, ever
@raybin6873
@raybin6873 2 года назад
A woman was looking for the perfect husband.... She dated a doctor - but all he wanted to do was examine it. She dated a philosopher - but all he did was talk about it. Then she dated a mechanic - he tore it up the first night and has been working on it ever since! 😄
@liennguyen3825
@liennguyen3825 6 месяцев назад
👏👏👏
@chrisdavis2161
@chrisdavis2161 2 года назад
I felt personally attacked when he said "get drunk and watch Ted talks" But if you haven't tried it... Boy oh boy....I never thought it was possible to get dumb and smart at the same time
@JSTPPodcast
@JSTPPodcast 2 года назад
If u felt attacked u kno comedy ain’t for u
@bivvon8437
@bivvon8437 2 года назад
John Gramer Not true
@sebp400
@sebp400 2 года назад
@@JSTPPodcast says the guy that took ''personally attacked'' litterally..
@JSTPPodcast
@JSTPPodcast 2 года назад
@@sebp400 how else should I take it?
@JSTPPodcast
@JSTPPodcast 2 года назад
@@bivvon8437 yes true
@s.d.3236
@s.d.3236 2 года назад
The timing of this one....I decided yesterday I'm going back to get another degree. FML
@timothypetersen6561
@timothypetersen6561 Год назад
I'm 31 and my fiance is 27. We went to the same high school but didn't date until later in life. I had to teach her how to write checks. Somewhere in those 4 years they stopped teaching kids how to deal with life and were more concerned with how being broke made u feel.
@Dreygonfleye
@Dreygonfleye 2 года назад
The lady with the college grad waiter son was the best 👌
@ispeaknonsense
@ispeaknonsense 2 года назад
She was spiraling and it was a joy to watch.
@vivianjones9749
@vivianjones9749 7 месяцев назад
My son went to University of Delaware also!!! He did Foreign Languages (Spanish, Japanese and Portuguese) 3 Language Program. He decided to take on Mandarin as a challenge. He is now an English Teacher at an international high school in Beijing. Lives in a gated community two minutes from campus. He teaches the crazy rich Asian kids.
@johnbuenaventura1
@johnbuenaventura1 2 года назад
My ethics professor got caught with fraudulent degrees! 🤣
@valada1893
@valada1893 Год назад
Ethics? What irony!
@happyhippo4664
@happyhippo4664 2 года назад
My engineering degrees have served me well. But I agree that there are many degrees that are essentially useless.
@dionveals4190
@dionveals4190 2 года назад
I went to school to be a chef and I am happy to say that after 15 yrs, I am building custom military humvees. Never underestimate the power of school 😂
@johnhanks4260
@johnhanks4260 2 года назад
Degrees are one thing. Knowledge and philosophy common sense is another.
@NameCallingIsWeak
@NameCallingIsWeak 2 года назад
College students should sign an affirmation that they recognize their degree is useless.
@ah5721
@ah5721 2 года назад
they do when they sign the student loan ..kinda
@kathyyoung1774
@kathyyoung1774 2 года назад
Especially if the degree is Art History, Women’s Studies, African American Studies, English, History, etc.
@shailendraahangama194
@shailendraahangama194 2 года назад
@@kathyyoung1774 there's a thing called Women's Studies there?
@kathyyoung1774
@kathyyoung1774 2 года назад
@@shailendraahangama194 Yes, a degree program! Several universities have them. What can someone with that degree do for a career? Teach Women's Studies? B*tch about men? Celebrate and remind other women that they have a vagina? To what purpose? Your tax dollars at work.
@grandmalovesmebest
@grandmalovesmebest Год назад
colleges should post signs at the entrance "Enter at your own risk!"
@ThereseLifestyle
@ThereseLifestyle 2 года назад
After laughing so hard, made me forgot about my useless degrees with thousands of student debt loans
@grandmalovesmebest
@grandmalovesmebest Год назад
Theresa, get out there and fight for loan forgiveness and govt paid college attendance. the govt got you into it, they knew there weren't jobs, so work on them to get you out of it. and great good luck!
@bobgillis1137
@bobgillis1137 9 месяцев назад
haha
@TheValoisMadness
@TheValoisMadness 2 года назад
I have said it many times before and I'll say it again. One of the biggest mistakes I ever made was going to college. I finished five majors (my college allowed for a lot cross-application of classes), and so had a terrible time finding a job. And then I, being stupid and unable to learn, got a masters degree. Made it even harder. Thank God I didn't go for my PhD.
@TheHoriginal
@TheHoriginal 2 года назад
Say whaaaaa! When was this
@tantzer6113
@tantzer6113 2 года назад
How did your degrees make it difficult to get a job? You seem to have had interesting experiences that I am curious to learn about.
@Zimboprenuer
@Zimboprenuer 2 года назад
Can we invest the money you intend for PhD
@ucreategames
@ucreategames 2 года назад
Can you inform us of the degrees you've acquired?
@TheValoisMadness
@TheValoisMadness 2 года назад
To answer everyone's questions, I graduated from undergrad in 2006 and completed my masters in 2013. Undergrad majors finished were Journalism, Art History, Philosophy, German, and European Studies. I had a plan to use all of those to leap into a career in print journalism but we all know that's kind of a dead medium. So I went back to get a masters in organizational leadership. This admittedly allowed me to get better jobs than I had before, but it still wasn't easy to accomplish that. I received a lot of statements about over qualified (though I don't understand why) and am still kind of lost as to what I can do with most of my education.
@mychalbrown4585
@mychalbrown4585 2 года назад
"Until my mom heard that joke" 😂😂😂
@davester1970
@davester1970 2 года назад
This is why I tell all young kids to go to trade school instead. There are plenty of people working blue collar trades that are getting paid just as much or more than most white collar jobs in 2021. I grew up in the 1980's. The teachers back then used to tell the students that if you don't make good grades and go to college, they are going to be doomed to digging ditches. I am willing to bet that ditch diggers get paid way more than the school teachers plus they get government benefits and government paid retirement.
@matthewhowe3727
@matthewhowe3727 Год назад
Journeyman Electrician 2021. Much better than my BBA from the University of Michigan in 2002.
@stovingtonprep3783
@stovingtonprep3783 Год назад
Fact. My brother in law works in trim design (minor cabin and external vehicle details) for one of the largest automotive employers in the world. He has a degree. He's salaried. Makes around 65-70k annually. I had 2 years of trade school. I work in a weld cell for the same company. I crush him in the earnings dept. year after year. On top of that, I get more paid time off, all the OT I want, AND a company matched 401. He's salaried, OT is not possible in his position and his 401 contributions are only as large as his non-OT position allows. By the time he retires, I will have been retired for 12 years and living off interest alone.
@georgedavidson1221
@georgedavidson1221 Год назад
Trades school and apprentice
@Westcoast10
@Westcoast10 Год назад
Associate degree in business administration now I’m self employed and make my living selling on eBay and poshmark. If I could go back I would of gone to trade school.
@northernbelle7020
@northernbelle7020 6 месяцев назад
Trades school is where it’s at… my husband makes bank as a mechanic in a mine.
@aldrogo7510
@aldrogo7510 2 года назад
I got an accounting degree and it worked out alright. It didn't sound particularly interesting but I never really had a dream job growing up and that at least seemed stable and had potential for growth.
@albertoluyando8292
@albertoluyando8292 2 года назад
You did the right thing studying accounting. You need a job that pays the bills and help finance your true passions.
@davester1970
@davester1970 2 года назад
You know what is not interesting? Poverty wages!!! Nobody doesn't get to do what they want to do for a living. They get to do what OTHER people want you to do for a living.
@frankhynd885
@frankhynd885 2 года назад
I became an accountant at the age of 24. I stayed in it until I was 36 and left it due to the never ending boredom. I try to talk young people out of a career in accounting if they express any interest in it.
@grandmalovesmebest
@grandmalovesmebest Год назад
a kid who actually believed his parents? good for you.⛹
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 2 года назад
“No spellcheck for checks!” 😂
@lashlarue7924
@lashlarue7924 2 года назад
There was a time, years and years ago, when there had been a genuine shortage of educated people. College made sense then. Not so much now. 😭
@JamesBrown-fd1nv
@JamesBrown-fd1nv Год назад
There is a bigger shortage today, but you can't convince them that they are ignorant, and college can't make them smart.
@AnthonyMiyazaki
@AnthonyMiyazaki 2 года назад
"You mean in Vegas?" "Close, Utah."
@Sean_Coyne
@Sean_Coyne 2 года назад
A friend sat a philosophy exam back in the 1970's. It had just one question, which was, "Is this a fair question?" Everybody groaned and set to work. My pal wrote one line and walked out. His answer was, "Is this a fair answer?" He passed.
@drazicmilosovic1065
@drazicmilosovic1065 2 года назад
My brother had a teacher in high school who claimed to have sat a college exam that asked “Does God exist?” He simply wrote a reply of “Yes”. Passed. The story - true or not - gained him a lot of traction.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 года назад
@@drazicmilosovic1065 I heard of one test: "Prove the chair you're sitting on exists."; A answer: "If it didn't, my butt would be on the floor."
@sgbh8874
@sgbh8874 2 года назад
Someone I knew took a philosophy exam where the question was 'how would you define bravery?'. They replied with the single word 'this'.
@drazicmilosovic1065
@drazicmilosovic1065 2 года назад
@@sgbh8874 touché Good Sir; I see you too have mingled with the minimalists of the motivational-world.
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 года назад
Respect to your pal for answering the question with a question.👊🏼😎
@USSResolute
@USSResolute 2 года назад
In 2011, my paternal grandfather died at the age of 89 just six credits shy of his bachelor's degree. He was never able to attend university as a young man because he was in Pearl Harbor when it was bombed and served in the Pacific until the war was over. It was a goal he set for himself, so the utility of a degree really depends why you get a degree.
@ocean3638
@ocean3638 2 года назад
Sad part is, you're grandfather might have been disappointed in the education system these days. It's more indoctrination as compared to teaching. In his time, teachers could actually teach.
@l.5832
@l.5832 2 года назад
@@ocean3638 Yes, indoctrination is the word. First time I went to college was in the 1970's and enjoyed it and did well and graduated. About 20 years later I went back, and was quite disappointed in the program. I finished it, but was not nearly as happy about it as I was in the 1970's. Twenty years after that, I went back to college again and was so throughly disgusted by the lack of quality in the instruction (class time was a complete waste. Only chance to learn was after class at home. Instructors played favorites, Thirty percent of the class dropped out which was what the instructors wanted because they over-sold the program 30% above capacity then bullied out a third of the class, after the deadline for refunds) I was horrified. I did not complete. Any further courses I take will be online.
@kathyyoung1774
@kathyyoung1774 2 года назад
One of my close friends is finishing her Ph.D. In the next 6 months, at the age of 77. I admire that.
@byFiscus
@byFiscus 2 года назад
37:20 I gotta say as an Engineering major it was good to see some derivatives in comedy for a change
@brandonnelson3613
@brandonnelson3613 2 года назад
Might say they were integral to his performance.
@daviddemar8749
@daviddemar8749 2 года назад
As long as you're not a dy/dx. Dont drink and derive! He took it to the limit
@joseville
@joseville Год назад
change lol I see what you did there.
@spyderlogan4992
@spyderlogan4992 2 года назад
Thank you Dry Bar for this great compilation...'The Chart Guy' was very, very clever. Have a laugh America, it's good for you~!
@Starry_Night_Sky7455
@Starry_Night_Sky7455 2 года назад
Somebody must have jokes about colleges begging for alumni donations? That is quite funny.
@watupBecca
@watupBecca 2 года назад
John mulaney has a bit about that
@pjk7685
@pjk7685 2 года назад
As if their constant rise in tuition isn't enough. I worked at a call center for the college for some months and the amount of times I heard people say along the lines of college didnt do anything for me for free was a lot.
@terriblecacti
@terriblecacti 2 года назад
Look up “John Mulaney Gets Cheated Out of 120k” and you will not be disappointed
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 года назад
I used to get letters from a Catholic women's college asking for donations, although I dropped out of it in the summer of 1993.
@DichWillen
@DichWillen 2 года назад
They wouldn't have to beg for donations if administrators didn't pad their pockets with rising tuition costs and states didn't cut appropriations by 75%.
@susanmercurio1060
@susanmercurio1060 2 года назад
5:25 You can give a philosopher anything - a dog - and by the time he stops talking about it, you will think that you never saw one before!
@Seeker0fTruth
@Seeker0fTruth 2 года назад
3:10 the “reading trance” hilarious…happens often to me as a person with ADHD 😆
@e.t.2914
@e.t.2914 2 года назад
I keep seeing a trend of parents that don't know how to teach their kids how to do anything
@g.lowenklee2268
@g.lowenklee2268 2 года назад
it's part of the nature of things today: modernity has made us all passengers on the ship of fools.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 года назад
Yup. A lot of dumbasses for overpriced private schools.
@fnuppyfnup
@fnuppyfnup 2 года назад
And the ones who can afford to send their kids to private boarding school so that they can raise them instead
@grandmalovesmebest
@grandmalovesmebest Год назад
DO anything? How about starting w how to be a decent human being? A little girl held a door for me at the Laundramat a few days ago and I was astounded. Last time I saw any kid help anyone out in the world was some years ago in Mexico.
@e.t.2914
@e.t.2914 Год назад
@@grandmalovesmebest That would be what I am saying. Parents know how to act, but don't know how to impart that wisdom onto their own children. Parents know how to do their own taxes but can't teach their kids how to make a grilled cheese of all things.
@Theiliteritesbian
@Theiliteritesbian 2 года назад
I get over a 100% return on my MD per year. The issue is the system - should cost 20 grand a year not 50 - very unethical deans raking in 400k a year to do?
@danthecarpenterman9463
@danthecarpenterman9463 2 года назад
And unnecessary classes , college should act more as trade schools . This way all of your education is dedicated to your future job . This will limit the classes needed and the cost while improving your needed skill set
@ocean3638
@ocean3638 2 года назад
And teachers no longer qualified to teach, but are tenured.
@burtvincent1278
@burtvincent1278 2 года назад
Good for you.
@lisapalmeno4488
@lisapalmeno4488 2 года назад
It's about time somebody else said this... I saw that one on the Illinois list of public jobs. We have one married couple in the college system raking in $600,000-plus between them and a college admin. retiree making that much by himself, all on the taxpayer dime. Tuitions are ridiculous. Thomas Sowell explains how the costs went up.
@lisapalmeno4488
@lisapalmeno4488 2 года назад
Karl, they're living the good life and want us to sign a blank check for the "sake of education." We have to do something about the costs first.
@erikkennedy8725
@erikkennedy8725 2 года назад
Honestly my English major has been incredibly useful. You would be surprised how many people can’t even compose an email. I was the go-to person for writing reports and technical documents.
@lepidoptera9337
@lepidoptera9337 2 года назад
And you always will be? :-)
@jimmyparris9892
@jimmyparris9892 Год назад
Did you have to go to college for that?
@valada1893
@valada1893 Год назад
I’m not at all surprised. I’m constantly amazed that even those who write the news don’t use correct grammar.
@janetl4514
@janetl4514 11 месяцев назад
But it really bites when the ones you're writing FOR get the credit...AND are getting paid far more than YOU!
@umbelinocristiana
@umbelinocristiana 2 года назад
I have a Master in Human Resources Management (which, in my country in the 90', was 7 years), a Post-Graduation in Labour Law and a Post-Graduation in Tourism Management... I am a housewife, outside my country, because thats where my husband, with the same master as me, could get a job!! So... University was a miss for me too.
@Zimboprenuer
@Zimboprenuer 2 года назад
🤔
@Zimboprenuer
@Zimboprenuer 2 года назад
@Christian Grant good for you, i guess the rest of us are pieces of $**t😶
@Zimboprenuer
@Zimboprenuer 2 года назад
@Muad'Dib well a silver spoon will make you say anything to those using their hands. Anyway enjoy your priveledge while it last. China will flip the switch soon
@furthereast6775
@furthereast6775 2 года назад
I respect housewives more than corporate staff cogs in the machine.
@ghhm2705
@ghhm2705 2 года назад
@@furthereast6775 thank you for saying so!
@casesusa
@casesusa 2 года назад
The REAL joke here is that we paid for all that "education".
@jimmyparris9892
@jimmyparris9892 Год назад
Well, that's the price you pay for an education.
@layna-heyhey
@layna-heyhey 2 года назад
I love how the ads are for colleges on this.
@CCGem
@CCGem 2 года назад
Mine is hair regrowth serums and GI medicines.
@layna-heyhey
@layna-heyhey 2 года назад
@@CCGem xD
@couturestalker8606
@couturestalker8606 2 года назад
Mine are for planning trips
@rogerramjet7567
@rogerramjet7567 2 года назад
I know so many people with degrees and are working in fast food or service.
@helpfulnessbot7351
@helpfulnessbot7351 2 года назад
i know a person with a degree working in data science. my post is equally helpful as yours.
@mantan_rtw
@mantan_rtw 2 года назад
Any college degree except STEM is a waste of money. Liberal arts education is best achieved by self study, without paying to an institution, maybe a community college at most.
@oklaridian9692
@oklaridian9692 Год назад
At 37:30 my understanding of calculus flourished, and life is full, understanding the double derivative. Thank you.
@Heywoodthepeckerwood
@Heywoodthepeckerwood 2 года назад
True story. I’m a tradesman. I was in a customers home going over a job I was doing at the customers home and the small talk ensued. I asked after their kids and they said they had a daughter and were beaming about her, they said she has her masters in anthropology, to which I said “what? Does she want to work at Starbucks?? They shut up and were a bit too quiet, looked at the table and the husband got up and walked away shaking his head in dismay...the wife said (very quietly) actually, she does work at Starbucks...... I laughed out loud and the rest of the bid was a bit of a bummer...
@toughtiffs2990
@toughtiffs2990 2 года назад
The only thing I know about capitalism is, if there's a period the next letter is a big letter. 🤣🤣
@shawnsyville
@shawnsyville 2 года назад
Preach 😏
@cbrown8615
@cbrown8615 2 года назад
That's Aware! 😂😂😂
@getfragged7051
@getfragged7051 2 года назад
And that it’s better than communism
@brandonbancroft9411
@brandonbancroft9411 2 года назад
Wow. You have the ability to rewind to hear the joke as much as you want and you still got it wrong??? Perfect example of exactly what everyone of these comedians are saying!!! Good for you!!! The education system strikes again. LMAOOL!!!
@toughtiffs2990
@toughtiffs2990 2 года назад
@@brandonbancroft9411 and you had to ability to disagree with something and keep scrolling. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I chuckled about it the whole video. Excuse me if I didn't rewind back to get it word for word so you could enjoy it as much as I did. Lighten up. It's comedy, thats literally the point of it.
@thebestcentaur
@thebestcentaur 2 года назад
My degrees are in history and library & information science. I work for the government, so I suppose I was REALLY fortunate
@1bkres
@1bkres 2 года назад
God bless you. You were fortunate.
@thebestcentaur
@thebestcentaur 2 года назад
@@1bkres well, thanks. I love what I do, so it helps
@MrClarkisgod
@MrClarkisgod 2 года назад
Every VA hospital has a library and they hire Librarians at GS-11. I said what the heck...
@Zimboprenuer
@Zimboprenuer 2 года назад
Are you sure
@thebestcentaur
@thebestcentaur 2 года назад
@@Zimboprenuer considering I'm in a non-political role that plays to what I studied in undergrad and grad school, positive
@VictorAvera
@VictorAvera 2 года назад
When your kids say they're going to college, say good luck and goodbye. Tell to go to a trade school, learn a skill that's needed, half of trade jobs go unfilled today and they're hiring skilled workers. A college degree is worthless to employers, they're looking for skills, not college degrees.
@hamishgaffaney5323
@hamishgaffaney5323 2 года назад
So true I did the whole college thing, then I had to re train in the field I ended up working in, I don't regret doing my degree, but 30k debt at the end of it was a high price to pay indeed
@eagleeye2300
@eagleeye2300 2 года назад
Forty minute visit from "Rooter Man" $240.00. Fifty minute visit from plumber to repair 1700.00 (rip off) job to re-do plumbing underneath my kitchen sink, $275.00. Toilet routering job from my purchase of toilet paper sourced from bamboo (aka "Insta clog,") $300.00. Not glamorous-- but these guys are making money. People pay when they can't flush their toilets or use their kitchen sink.
@comochinganconesto
@comochinganconesto 2 года назад
@@eagleeye2300 How do you not know how to do all those things you're?
@ylvavarynkottir2265
@ylvavarynkottir2265 2 года назад
Bruh tell that to my pharmacy degree. As long as you got a PharmD and a license, you can find a job anywhere. And you start off with a six figure salary. College degrees are only useless if you dont know what you wanna be yet. Go in with a plan and you'll be better off for it.
@VictorAvera
@VictorAvera 2 года назад
@@ylvavarynkottir2265 Yep, but most don't do that, they get scammed with a useless degree and get into high debt.
@chocolatte6157
@chocolatte6157 2 года назад
My oldest brother got a degree in history. Yeah that did not lead to too much. So he got a divinity degree. Upon graduation, he realized he did not have the calling. So he worked for an airline for a while and hated that. So he got a law degree. And he toiled as the only lawyer in a small town the rest of his life and died insolvent. Three degrees and he died in poverty.
@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski
@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski 2 года назад
Sorry to read this. The problem was not in getting the degrees, but in not knowing what to do. Had he asked God to lead him, things would have never ended up this way. Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱
@samsamson3890
@samsamson3890 2 года назад
Or, he could have ditched college altogether, and learned that working on things with your hands gets you dirty and smelly, but pays very well!
@MsBianca78
@MsBianca78 2 года назад
Law degrees aren’t useless unless you choose for them to be or are absolutely terrible at your job. I have attorneys in my circle and they’re quite wealthy.
@tzenophile
@tzenophile 2 года назад
@@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski So he got a divinity degree, but didn't get the right advice from God not to do that? Ah, the amount of stupidity on the internet these days...
@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski
@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski 2 года назад
@@tzenophile exactly
@kelmohror6960
@kelmohror6960 2 года назад
09:56 When I was in college, my parents relocated to Chicago. And I found them. LoL!
@gregb6469
@gregb6469 2 года назад
He could get work as a private detective!
@debbievoss3709
@debbievoss3709 2 года назад
I tried to combine love and business. Got a 5 year degree in Theatre Management. You can guess how many openings with pay were there.
@hamyutsmeseta3841
@hamyutsmeseta3841 2 года назад
Corona chan says Hi 😏👍👍 😓😓😓😓
@jaynestag95
@jaynestag95 2 года назад
2020 lock down year.😔
@CRuf-qw4yv
@CRuf-qw4yv 2 года назад
So...you sell tickets at the movies, are a projectionist, or run the concession stand?
@bschuler6216
@bschuler6216 2 года назад
I combined love and business too. Then I ended up getting locked up for prostitution.
@johnwood8441
@johnwood8441 2 года назад
@@bschuler6216 lmfaooo
@grahamtempleton6479
@grahamtempleton6479 2 года назад
The chart man was absolutely brilliant. Very, very , clever.
@robertbrandywine
@robertbrandywine 2 года назад
Jamie Lissow (23:45) is a very natural and talented comedian. He also doesn't give off "I'm nervous." vibes which make *me* nervous.
@ggsay1687
@ggsay1687 2 года назад
I thought about becoming historian, because I loved history, but I didn't know where historians worked except schools, I hated my school, so I went to get engineering degree.
@alanharris986
@alanharris986 2 года назад
I love the Capital-ism joke from the English Major! 9:39
@danielskrivan6921
@danielskrivan6921 2 года назад
The failed audition...reminds me of Tobias Funke "IT'S A FIRE sale."
@mywittyromance
@mywittyromance 2 года назад
My bachelor's is in History, I guess I can be a comedian
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 года назад
at least until the History Factories re-open, eh?
@mamacito1795
@mamacito1795 2 года назад
Oh no hunny, you also have to be funny 😉
@mywittyromance
@mywittyromance 2 года назад
@@mamacito1795 what? No way. Apparently all you have to do is also complain about your wife, your kids, and how this generation just doesn't get it.
@mamacito1795
@mamacito1795 2 года назад
@@mywittyromance 😄 fair enough, you've got the job
@c.c.schaeffer8678
@c.c.schaeffer8678 2 года назад
Masters in psych here, ill drive to Utah if you pitch in for fuel?
@jamie49868
@jamie49868 2 года назад
"I've got one word - plastics". Things do indeed change.
@scotttucker5306
@scotttucker5306 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂 That guy doing all the charts is Abso-FREAKING-lutely BRILLIANT! 😂😂😂
@marvwatkins7029
@marvwatkins7029 2 года назад
In so many majors and grad programs he's so right. "What good is that?" ask the smarter, wiser, realistic students.
@bobdeengineer7396
@bobdeengineer7396 Год назад
I got a medical degree and found out the hard way that I am not the only one that can save a life 😂😂😂
@JSTPPodcast
@JSTPPodcast 2 года назад
“U wanna be a doctor, lawyer, engineer I’m happy to pay for it but if u wanna get a philosophy degree…”
@l.w.paradis2108
@l.w.paradis2108 2 года назад
Philosophy IS pre-law. Look at the LSAT.
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 года назад
I have a relative whose son wants to study finance in college in either Scotland or Canada. Would a degree in finance pay the bills?
@l.w.paradis2108
@l.w.paradis2108 2 года назад
@@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 If he plans to get a CFA accreditation, it certainly will.
@counselormatty
@counselormatty 2 года назад
I did my undergraduate in philosophy and logic before earning my doctor of law. No regrets!
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 года назад
@@l.w.paradis2108 Thank you.☺️ I'll make sure to tell him that the next time I go to a Friday family lunch. ☺️ 😁
@imout671
@imout671 2 года назад
I knew a guy with a bachelors degree in French. He had it framed in the bathroom right above the toilet with a sign saying "break in case of Emergency "
@hugh_jasso
@hugh_jasso 2 года назад
The actual quote.. "The only absolute truth in the universe, is that there are no absolute truths in the universe"
@gindaburra
@gindaburra 2 года назад
...except this one.
@nathanpeacock9978
@nathanpeacock9978 Год назад
I actually have a degree in Fire Science. I was told I could get a really hot job with this degree. I've been a firefighter for 35 years.
@jakeofalltradesmusic
@jakeofalltradesmusic 2 года назад
Got a degree in Waste Management. Had a connection with the President of the trade association for the continent. Was introduced execs at major firms. Still couldn't get a job. Why? They'd have preferred an engineer. Talk about getting a useless degree.
@alexeysaranchev6118
@alexeysaranchev6118 2 года назад
And what did they teach you in Waste management? They didn't teach you engineering, chemistry and ecology?
@FigaroHey
@FigaroHey 2 года назад
@@alexeysaranchev6118 taught him to collect trash, maybe?
@CRuf-qw4yv
@CRuf-qw4yv 2 года назад
@@FigaroHey Likely, the history of waste management in the U.S. and abroad. People shy away from statistics, applied engineering, physics, chemistry, and economics. Why? Because the require the student to demonstrate a grasp of empirical knowledge, formulas, and dynamics...which are hard courses where you have to STUDY (not party). Everyone wants easy courses to skate thru and just BS their way to a degree.
@carolynadams5126
@carolynadams5126 2 года назад
WHAT A WASTE!
@mariogoldenuniverse
@mariogoldenuniverse 2 года назад
A striking diversity of comedians here talking about college degrees.
@arturogomeztagle9250
@arturogomeztagle9250 2 года назад
I just fast forwarded after seeing the 3rd guy. 6 white guys in a row and the 7th person…double take. Still white though. Cheers.
@grannybntnsouthernlove2205
@grannybntnsouthernlove2205 2 года назад
@@arturogomeztagle9250good point, they should make a more encompassing compilation especially being drybar, but it can be difficult finding clean clips w/o bad language. If you link some here I'd be tickled to be introduced to "new" comics! I do believe the original comment was not ment as racial diversity but as diversity of education, and comedy type...
@garybrown9719
@garybrown9719 2 года назад
I thought i was the only one with a drifting reading style
@1bkres
@1bkres 2 года назад
Decades before I ever smoked herb with a legal lic in AZ I would come to reading like the matrix. Lol pike where was I? 😂😂😂
@yourgodmotherog
@yourgodmotherog 2 года назад
ADHD
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