Tinder Profile Picture Day 2 

"This is when I looked best!" "Aw, sweetheart."

Please tell me I'm not the only one replaying Grant saying "oh sweetheart". I don't know why I like it so much.

I met MY wife in a RU-vid comments section! We argue a lot.

I feel so uncultured. I had never seen the graffiti wings thing before and I actually think it looks kind of cool because I have nothing negative with which to associate it.

Anyone else really concerned about whoever tried matching with the girl who used her younger pic?

"EVERYONE LOVES A PUPPY! PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!"

1:10 OMG IS THAT DAN WTF IT'S BEEN SO FUCKING LONG HOLY SHIT

The Gurewitch family recipe still haunts my dreams. Thanks for the post traumatic stress re-living.

Dan was one of the funniest people on ch. He was my favorite for a while. Glad he's working on lastweektonight now and we get to see him in silly photos when Jon needs to pretend to yell at someone.

"oh my god" "oh my god!!!" "OH MY GOD!!!!"

BEEF GUREWITCH IS A COMMUNAL EXPERIENCE!!

“If your pic is a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends!” Yep, I don’t.

DANS BACK OH MY GOD! I missed him so much

Spencer is the most mature of them all, dealing with his issues head on. You go Spencer.

DAN GERWITCH IS MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER

1:11 oh shit he's back

1:10 DAN YOU ARE BACK FROM JOHN OLIVER'S WRITERS DUNGEON

When the state of New Jersey sent a single slice of roast beef to the electric chair for rape

You forgot the giant group photo were you can only guess the person is the ugliest one

WOW DAN IS HERE

THIS VIDEO WAS INCREDIBLY DECENT UNTIL THEY PULLED THE FUCKING BEEF GUREWITCH IT IS NOW A M A S T E R P I E C E

“Your sunglasses cost more than my rent, your not dangerous”

"My body needs the help" No, it doesn't.

Dan is always funny I'm glad he made an appearance, I miss him in the normal videos.

is Dan coming back or was this more of a cameo thing???

where are the hot dudebros with travel/beach pics who's looking for a "travel buddy" lol

Sheep Gurewitch, it's MADE BY BEEF GUREWITCH!

"Oh, come on a bikini picture? You don't think guys are that easy do you?... Yea, alright. *flash*" best line.

DAN? DAN IS BACK? WHAT?

Really enjoyed that beef gurwich cameo!!

Dan's back! I hope he sticks around for a few sketches.

"your sunglasses cost more than my rent, you're not dangerous" I'M CACKLING

BEEF!!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFF!!!!

DAAAANNNNNNN welcome back! Please stay!

So um, who exactly was the guy with the passer bag over his face? Anyone know? For um, curiosity sake? :D

1:10 I miss Dan, he's so much thinner here. Glad he's doing well in Last week tonight. I hope ho pops in sometimes as a guest

Lol I love u guys, you're so original

*GUREWITCH IS BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

I love this sketch :) so accurate. these things occur so often: • people with more dog pictures than human pictures (and when there's their face, they french kiss the dog >_< ) • mirror selfies where they look at the phone screen, not the lense • dozen photos but not a single one with their face in it • professional model photos with nothing but an Instagram name in the bio to fish followers • Snapchat filters >< the Bambi dots, dog's snout, and sparkles seem to be the hit • photos that seem to be developed by the Loch-ness monster's personal photographer (like how do people even achieve these today when even my toaster takes 20MP pictures?!) • cropped pictures leaving you to wonder what must be going on off frame • Dalai lama or someone else's quotes instead of photos

these are gold, you guys should do one for just the bios

The last guy nailed it so well...

John Oliver let Dan Gurewitch out to play

ahhh yes. i missed beef gurwitch! callback to the "good old days" :)

Honestly, can’t get enough of these. I’m on a break from online dating because dear lord I’ve seen it all. X-/ For suggestions: ‘the head shot only’ trying to mask their weight. ‘Body shot only’: body is rocking, face not so much. Usually scantily clad and the picture cuts off at the neck. Fishing pole guy: every woman complains about shirtless, bathroom selfie guy and fishing pole guy. Extreme quirk: women doing something pointlessly crazy (and usually a touch risqué) in their pic. This involves stuff like feeling up statues, wearing super overdone cosplay or balancing on something while spanking themselves. The baby: adult (I’m in my 40s and I’m still seeing this crap from people my age), who is in their pajamas holding something childish (usually Dolls, or items from a recent popular movie). The ‘lost in the crowd’: ‘I love yoga and travel and have nothing original or interesting about me in the slightest... and by ‘travel’, I mean that ONE time I went to Cabo’. The red flag: ‘I’m not like other girls. No drama, ever!’ Usually has a picture of some sport going on behind her (because girls don’t like sports! How could they? It’s just meeeeee!’) X-/ The Executive: even their dating profile ha them in full business dress, usually flaunting financial status objects and stating their partner has to be a ‘go getter because I will not be associated with anybody who doesn’t like the finer things in life!’ The family girl: includes her entire damn family (including parents, siblings and identifiable babies and little kids). Creepy. The ‘free spirit’ part one: has the ‘weed’ leaf on everything they are wearing and literally just get high, watch TV and sleep. The free spirit 2: I dress like a hippy because I’m soooo bohemian! Yeah, I still live with my parents in my 30s. X-/ The free spirit 3: I glue garbage to other garbage because I’m an artist. Why would anybody ever throw anything out?!? This yogurt cup become and glitter wind chime with some glue and string! I could go on... dear lord, I could go on and on. X-/

Dan NEEDS to be a regular again!

I thought I’d never hear about Beef Gurewitch again XD I’m so happy XD Dan used to be my favorite CH actor

DAAAAAAAN WE MISS U

1:31 19-2020... I just realized that was a prophecy

time to bring back paul and sarah and rosy and jeff and josh and ricky and murph and streeter and pat, and intern shia labeouf, and hugh jackman, and i know its not in my place, but there is a guy who eats his own shit that i would like to see in a video some time

Holy shit dan is back

I love the small dude with the cake, I thought he left ! It's cool to see him :D

"Your sunglasses cost more than my rent; you're not dangerous"

I really couldn't tell if he was disgusted or amazed by that "oh God".

HOLY SHIT! BEEF GURWITCH! HAVE I BEEN FUCJING BLESSED?

OH MY GOD WE GOT BEEF GUREWITCH 2017 IS ALREADY LIT

Grant: Jesus. why would you want your profile picture as a little girl? Girl: this is when I looked best I always look my best if I cover my face

DAAAAN!! BEEF GUREWITCH!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

OMG THE LEGEND OF BEEF GURWICH IS BACK OMG

The BEEF GUREWITCH REFERENCE ♥️♥️😂😂

Is it just me or was Katie actually the inspiration behind Gina Linetti from B99?

You said tinder, College Humor, but you meant Grindr.

DAN IS ALIVE! OH MY GOD I MISSED HIM SO MUCH

The returne of the Beef Garwitch

i wish they'd make more of these, i freaking love them!!!

When you're name is Spencer, you're 20 and you watch this with friends...

1:41 I love it when he says that

I love these “tinder profile picture” videos!! Can there be a third?

Why do they all look so good? Why is that filter magic? AHHHH

THE RETURN OF BEEF GUREWITCH!

omg I'm back from deep diving into old CH videos, can't believe I've missed the beef girwetch throw back all these times!

DAN!!!!!!!

This is a secret Beef Gurewitch 4 and will forever be a masterpiece because of it

The fact he had concern for an adult-child surprised me, I was like “whoa didn’t know they could do that”

This is the best sequel you guys have ever done

2:31-Desperation!

YES!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN DAN IN A VIDEO FOR SO LONG

BEEF GUREWITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHH DAN'S BACK

Haha you forgot the filter one that annoys me the most

DAN YOU'RE BACK AAAAAA

Spencer, I do!!

Immediate like for beef Gurwitch. Every time I see you as B roll in Jon Oliver it makes my day!

I've encountered every. single. one. of these on tinder. Finally started dating a guy I met at the student's bar. Man it was wasted time haha, but the app sure is good fun

Maybe some people's friend groups don't just randomly take photos of each other.

funniest moments for me, when he actually says "ok" xDD

YES, Dan! flashback to the Gurewitch episodes, amazing.

After seeing Beef Gurwitch again, I started fearing for Grant's life.

OH MY GOD BEEF GERWITCH !!! Damn that takes me back lol

BEEF GUREWITCH

This needs a third part.

1:32 aww his reaction (,:

Bring this back!!

0:54 sounds like me in a social situation

Oh my God... They brought back Beef Gurewitch.

OH MY GOD HES BACK

Lol. Gave me a good chuckle.... "Doesn't look like you have friends." 😬😂😂😂

1:20 no one gonna talk about how the glove is on the wrong hand

Need a part 3!

"Your Sun glasses cost more than my rent, you're not dangerous"

"Your sunglasses cost more than my rent, you're not dangerous", is 💯 my vibe all the time.