Tiny Space Cop and No Ninjas, with Oliver Harper | Ashens

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Oliver lives here: / @oliverharper
After only a billion years, we dip back into the more obscure VHS tapes from my late Uncle Derek. This time: Dollman and Shogun Fighting Tiger!
Dollman is fairly well known - a Full Moon production featuring an alien cop with the most powerful gun in the universe! And he's ended up on Earth, where he's only 13 inches tall and everything is much cheaper to film than if they'd stayed on the alien planet!
Shogun Fighting Tiger is an unknown ninja film. Totally unknown in fact, as it doesn't exist! They just slapped a fake name, some ninja pics and a totally bogus synopsis on the tape box. It's actually a Taiwanese martial arts thriller called Tiger Fighting (AKA Magnum Killers) and it's a complete mess!

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@chrishahn3834 2 года назад

Mike and Jay are looking really different in this episode. Did Rich break the timeline again?

@joshshrum2764 Год назад

Stu, did remind me of rich in this more than Mike.

@broccoliface4501 2 года назад

I do like an impromptu extra Best Of The Worst episode

@Victimxofxprogress 2 года назад

That was my first thought too

@puppetlegopeyto 2 года назад

It's the British spin off "Top of the Tat"

@herbiehusker1889 2 года назад

Space Cop starring Rich Evans is my favorite movie.

@Silver-rx1mh 2 года назад

Oh hell yeah! lol

@vivavideo-videofilmer 2 года назад

Rich Evans is my favourite Human

@KarlFarbman 2 года назад

It's HUGE in Africa.

@Silver-rx1mh 2 года назад

@@vivavideo-videofilmer Ditto! lol

@GregsGameRoom 2 года назад

OH MY GAAAAAAAAWWWWWDDDDD!!!!

@MrTBoneSF 2 года назад

@5:02 "This future city that sort of looks like Logan's Run". Those are actually repurposed special effects shots from Buck Rogers. They just darkened them up a little. Apparently Glen Larson loved to sell fx footage from his shows for extra cash. Another example is all the space battles in Space Mutiny that came from Battlestar Galactica.

@jean-lucpicard5510 2 года назад

I knew those shots looks familiar.

@jakublulek3261 2 года назад

Battlestar Galactica space battles got around back in a day.

@wesrrowlands8309 2 года назад

Apparently he used to resell his scripts too as some of the Rockford Files were redone for other shows.

@guerillagrueplays6301 2 года назад

Y'all mentioning a cool poster: from what I've heard, a lot of Full Moon films started as posters and the owner of the company would just give a direction a poster and be like 'here's your movie. Do somethin' with that. Here's 30 grand to do it.' So it makes sense the poster is the best part: they're typically the first thing made for a lot of the films :D

@larrylaffer3246 2 года назад

Luckily this cult classic "Dollman" is readily available these days. You can buy it directly from the people who made it. It includes 2 more films for no additional cost. What a deal!

@troncat8490 2 года назад

ill still pirate

@Heizenberg32 2 года назад

Found a producer!

@larrylaffer3246 2 года назад

@@Heizenberg32 My comment certainly makes it sound like that. No it was just the only way I could keep RU-vid from nuking my comment. Something about using the word W E B S I T E. Ugh those bots are way too overly sensitive.

@jean-lucpicard5510 2 года назад

Torrents are cheaper.

@jakublulek3261 2 года назад

You know these movies are quality when they are free.

@grumpyginger99 2 года назад

You know I wonder if Fighting Tigers was one of those movies made from episodes stitched together from an episodic TV show.

@RaunienTheFirst 2 года назад

Slightly disappointed your rating system isn't 0-3 Sad Onions.

@samholdsworth420 4 месяца назад

0️⃣-3️⃣ ☹️🧅

@VulpisFoxfire 2 года назад

There were Ninjas throughout that movie, Stuart! Thing is, they were doing their jobs as stealth warriors and remained hidden all the time... :-)

@CaptNSquared 2 года назад

Throughout the entire movie there were dancing ninjas on the edge of the screen that tied the entire plot together. They just got cropped out on the VHS

@Sh0tgunJust1ce 2 года назад

And here I was thinking you would review Space Cop by RedLetterMedia.

@markiangooley 2 года назад

I was hoping for that when I saw the title of the video but knew it would not happen

@TensaZangetsu1200 2 года назад

Number one movie in Uganda

@AlfredRusselWallace 2 года назад

I never realized how much I needed a British Best of the Worst in my life until now

@tonybeattie3980 2 года назад

Huzzah! More Ashens talking about rubbish films. Thank you Stuart for this plentiful bounty.

@VSHPatrick 2 года назад

Ashens love the multi-camera format you used here, edited really well I too! Hardly missed the brown couch :p

@bloodrunsclear 2 года назад

'Tiny Space Cop!' Starring tiny Rich Evans

@1MockingJay 2 года назад

very glad to see this! more VHS and (especially) DVD box stuff would be fun!!

@DanTheMan2150AD 2 года назад

Dollman is actually readily available on Blu-ray nowadays for those curious.

@toomanyaccounts 2 года назад

"Dollman is fairly well known - a Full Moon production featuring an alien cop with the most powerful gun in the universe! And he's ended up on Earth, where he's only 13 inches tall and everything is much cheaper to film than if they'd stayed on the alien planet!" from the descrip text box

@Silver_wind_1987_ 2 года назад

@@toomanyaccounts this Dollman made me think of this movie...about a bunch of toys that become sentient and try killing people...and the leader looks like jorgon von strangle from farily odd parents...my brain cannot remember the name..wait I googled it it's called small soldiers

@urkelheimer 2 года назад

I mean... It's also on RU-vid in it's entirely, the sequel too

@paulherman5822 2 года назад

Also available on Pluto TV and Tubi for free, currently.

@mint5438 2 года назад

Man he _actually_ put the sofa in the thumbnail.

@samholdsworth420 4 месяца назад

And it still only got 61,000 views 😢

@CandGoods 2 года назад

Dollman seems like they came up with the movie poster first, then tried to work backwards from there, but quickly ran out of budget (probably spent mostly on said poster)

@leecroft7311 2 года назад

This actually sounds logical, when you think about it this logic of movie making works for most of these crappy (awesome) 80's-90's movies. Just look at their posters/cover art, many of them are brillant (brillant in a crappy way but still brillant) The entire thing of judging the movie by its cover was the way to market these classics.

@Segafishy 2 года назад

School staff moonlighting at a Toxic waste facility would explain so many of my school dinners, if they ever do remake or rerelease these it needs to be on the Derek's Delights label complete with a photo of an old bloke on the spine.

@rustyshackleford4913 2 года назад

I see Deadly Prey and I am PUMPED. Absolute classic. Lieutenant Thornton is a beast of a man

@KarlFarbman 2 года назад

It's like the British Best of the Worst I've always hoped for

@constonks 2 года назад

It's time to send Stuart to Milwaukee with his uncle's old tapes

@herbiehusker1889 2 года назад

These guys don't have the star power of Rich Evans.

@nobel11 2 года назад

These guys are tat frauds!

@themoviedealers 2 года назад

Is Best Of The Worst being replaced with Ashens?

@dubuyajay9964 2 года назад

No Wheel of The Worst or Plinketto though.

@anononomous 2 года назад

I wonder whether the 18 certificate is genuine, or whether it was just self awarded in the hope someone would buy it thinking they were in for some gratuitous violence and/or sex.

@symbiote1982pk 2 года назад

You can't self award a bbfc classification.

@anononomous 2 года назад

@@symbiote1982pk Not legitimately anyway. I was suggesting this might not be legitimate.

@dcflake5645 2 года назад

Straight to camera Ashens. Rarely seen.

@samholdsworth420 4 месяца назад

Have you not watched his two full-length feature movies? 🍿🍿 They're pretty good

@cosmicjenny4508 2 года назад

“Algorithmic Sofa” is the name of my new band. Now I just need some members!

@scotty_blocks 2 года назад

'Great concept, badly executed'. Sums up Full Moon Pictures nicely.

@empath69 2 года назад

"Full Moon, Half-Assed" sums it up even better.

@scotty_blocks 2 года назад

@@empath69 lol!

@culwin 2 года назад

Uncle Derek is the gift that keeps on giving

@samholdsworth420 4 месяца назад

Cheap show Uncle Derek is pretty cool as well

@Alibirb 2 года назад

You clever devil, using a sofa thumbnail! I totally fell for it!

@jhbadger 2 года назад

If there were ninjas in the second movie, how would you know? If they were any good they'd be undetectable!

@SharkNinjaBlueStar 2 года назад

Oh man, I SO hoped that Stuart would have watched Riki-Oh, that movie is fucking INSANE, and really good, too.

@Patrick-Phelan Год назад

He definitely has watched it - he described Jaka Sembung as having "near Story of Ricky level superpowers" - but that does unfortunately mean we probably won't get a discussion of it.

@Eddie2Bu 2 года назад

4:44 Well there's the problem.They should of been more specific. They meant Eastwood but he went Howard.

@favoritemustard3542 2 года назад

Me: goes to laundry mat, utilises SpeedQueen washer DollCop: goes to Space laundry mat, cleans duds with _The SpeedQueen of the Galaxy!!_

@gluedtothesprue7762 2 года назад

I really like the format of this video. The Uncle Derek (and shit films in general) content is some of my favourite of yours too.

@PaulSoth 2 года назад

Omni Productions dubbed a lot of those martial arts films. They also did the notorious dub of Transformers: Headmasters.

@spookydonkey42 2 года назад

26:15 shogun Fighting Tiger review starts

@interestingoldthings4889 2 года назад

The pistol appears to be an AMT Automag, which was also used by (wait for it) Clint Eastwood in Sudden Impact.

@DaveHorgan. 2 года назад

We need to start a petition to get Stu and Oliver to review the rest of those tapes and do more videos like this. I really enjoyed it

@samholdsworth420 4 месяца назад

61,000 views tells me that will never happen

@RiosTubeChannel 2 года назад

Half on the Sofa

@tyrannosaurusrhett 2 года назад

Blasphemy! We're seeing their faces!

@nasaboy87 2 года назад

Charles Bands company is responsible for half of the "movies" that Rifftrax and MST3K have done.

@TheHutchy01 2 года назад

Siskel and Ebert are looking better than I remember

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 2 года назад

Omg 😂

@TheMonstermandude 2 года назад

Rich Evans isn’t that small

@anononomous 2 года назад

27:55 Did they just call Jesus Christ a pathetic fool on the back of a VHS box?

@fizz576 2 года назад

Oh cool I was hoping you would revisit this format.

@vustvaleo8068 2 года назад

I think with the right budget and technology Dollman would probably look like Honey I Shrunk The Kids.

@15-Peter-20 2 года назад

More ashens and guru larry videos please. Best collaboration on RU-vid!!!

@ihartevil 2 года назад

this might have been the best review i ever watched well as good as that time when christy lemire said a movie needed a rating of 10/2 a horrible movie that became good for all of the wrong reasons

@1975dlh 2 года назад

Missed a Tom selleck magnum pun. I like both of your channels and hope to see Oliver reviewing shit dvds from poundland.

@SuperSpankey1 2 года назад

I’ve been waiting for ashens to pop up

@frankowalker4662 2 года назад

Brilliant.

@TimothyCollins 2 года назад

Dolman is a full moon classic alongside demonic toys and subspecies.

@fakeshemp9599 2 года назад

What was the actors name? Tim thomerson?

@TimothyCollins 2 года назад

@@fakeshemp9599 I can’t remember this actors names… I just remember loving them back in the 80s

@Rich.Aardvark 2 года назад

Simon Pegg and Peter Serafinowicz

@jesseschwenk5310 2 года назад

The VHS box in the middle of the still shot looks like it says "FECES" on first glance. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's probably not far off from the truth.

@gigteevee6118 2 года назад

Who needs Kermode and Mayo? Top notch review skills!

@SlaaneshiChaplain 2 года назад

As a massive Simon Pegg fan I thoroughly enjoyed this video. :)

@Elwaves2925 2 года назад

Agreed but Nick Frost has let himself go a bit. ;-) EDIT: Because I got his first name wrong.

@symbiote1982pk 2 года назад

@@Elwaves2925 Nick Frost pal.

@Elwaves2925 2 года назад

@@symbiote1982pk Goddamit. Now I've got some red on my cheeks through embarrassment. Cheers though. 🙂

@jean-lucpicard5510 2 года назад

I was a fan of him until he was in the Star Trek movie. Now he is a hack!

@marttull5959 2 года назад

This movie was absolute tripe but I love it.

@AngusBeer 2 года назад

I'd love to see more videos in this format!

@samholdsworth420 4 месяца назад

61k views? No one watched this one either Stuart 😢

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 2 года назад

Wow has Oliver had a couple cups of coffee? I've never heard him so energized. 😂😉

@deanc9195 2 года назад

THE UNCLE DEREK SAGA CONTINUES!

@thatotherretroguy 2 года назад

Your description of Fighting Shogun Tiger Monkey Scrotum's plot has made my brain melt 🥴

@byronlaw6491 2 года назад

I got Dollman on Bluray as I thought it would be a Cannon style slice of madness. Full moon however don’t know how to make good madness. Very dull needs remake totally agree.

@senialgoat Год назад

King cobra is also the name of a cheap "40" beer. So there's that.

@JimmysALilGirl 2 года назад

I've seen this, and the crossover with Demonic Toys. My Dad used to rent movies all the time, I've seen a lot of weird stuff like this.

@jubuttib 2 года назад

What, the ones on the left are for show? AWWWWW! I was looking forward to you guys tackling Riki-Oh. =(

@Lavietto 2 года назад

Deadly praey is legendary , I also love Riki oh :)

@basedcobra4970 2 года назад

Definitely would love to see more bad VHS reviews 👍🏻👍🏻

@Becky1680 2 года назад

A good Full Moon movie: Netherworld. Quite genuinely creepy in places, very atmospheric and it has an excellent soundtrack. Also I love the Subspecies franchise. Yes they're dumb and silly but they have a few awesome moments

@intense_pickle 2 года назад

Seriously, how are you still alive!? You must be 500 years old by now!

@vengbanana 2 года назад

Stuart for RLM guest, please!!

@licensetodrive9930 2 года назад

I have those Rollerblade Seven and Dollman VHS tapes kicking about somewhere. Back in the 2000's I spent a lot of time at car boot sales digging through old VHS tapes finding the unusual little known gems/flops, I've got quite a lot, here's a few titles: ViceVersa Private Popsicle Wedlock (Rutger Hauer film) Hell Night Funhouse 18 Again! Horror In The Attic The Last Chase Mortuary Academy Parents The Dirt Bike Kid Thinner Mandroid Teen Vamp The Vindicator Scaremaker A Robot Called Golddigger Neon Maniacs Galaxy of Terror From Beyond Upworld Moon 44

@treet2888 2 года назад

Hello!

@LordGROOVYSilver117 2 года назад

Da da da ad dada hello!

@BenPanced 2 года назад

For our friends playing at home in the US, Tim Thomerson was also Gene/Jean in the one-season wonder "Quark"!

@DamnedSilly 2 года назад

Wasn't that the one where Richard Benjamin played a space-garbage collector?

@BenPanced 2 года назад

Yup. It ran for only eight sporadic episodes before finally being cancelled.

@Rhubarb.and.Crustard 2 года назад

Wasn't even notified that this had been uploaded. Absolutely furious

@ramseydoon8277 2 года назад

I'm just here for the *Night* *Court* reruns.

@mixedhairless 2 года назад

Full moon and Charles Band productions were last of the generation of B role. I am proud to have been at the center of these films. I was in an art High School when I was given an assignment to make a poster for Trolls ….Epic classic mystery science theater stuff

@IDHLEB 2 года назад

Did somebody say... Space Cop?

@15-Peter-20 2 года назад

Hello Guru larry

@CookingWithCows 2 года назад

That protective film on the tv bothers me to no end. What kind of psychopath leaves that on?

@admiralbees1690 2 года назад

Ashens does best of the worst. But far less smug.

@stuartpenman6387 2 года назад

i want to see the player that can play those tapes

@Dim4323 2 года назад

Ninja the mission force

@noahwestin8416 2 года назад

Thank you ashens, I woke up with a stomach ache today and you helped sooth me through it.

@loganjorgensen 2 года назад

Watched Dollman again recently, I consider it a good example of what to remake rather than classics, take something with potential and make it better. Mainly I felt pity for this movie since it really looks like they struggled with it's low budget. For Thomerson the Trancers series is definitely the stronger option. Lol that is true, such expectation whiplash in the start, giant futuristic city focuses down to a...laundromat. XD Humberto Ortiz and Kamala Lopez in this, both also in the much better Born in East LA. Ortiz did a bunch of genre movies, including Arcade another Full Moon production. Lastly I'll defend early Full Moon movies as good but it gets pretty bad after Y2K.

@singeslayer8367 2 года назад

I was promised a sofa and I got to see the sofa, thanks ashens

@favoritemustard3542 2 года назад

Sofa King Ashens ftw!

@HappyBeezerStudios 2 месяца назад

Today on ashens gear: Oliver talks about films Stuart wears a hat And the brown sofa takes a break

@BLY99 2 года назад

British Mesut Ozil, Moris Odel.

@AsterInDis 2 года назад

Sounds like whomever made that box for Tiger Fighting/Magnum Killers never bothered finding an actual translator.

@StevenQ74 2 года назад

That shot of the city in "Dollman" is reused footage from the Buck Rogers TV show and movie, it's "New Chicago" in that

@SergeiMosin 2 года назад

I genuinely wonder if movies like this were made today... would they achieve the same cult status? Or just vanish into the ether, never to be spoken of again...

@empath69 2 года назад

Movies like this are made all the time - even more frequently and in greater volume thanks to the tech we have available...and it's the latter; the sheer volume of it all cancels itself out and they almost all disappear with nary a blip...

@netsurferx1 2 года назад

So you're saying that Magnum Killers is actually worse than most (all?) of Godfrey Ho's "masterpieces"?!? Impossible!

@PedroBenolielBonito 2 года назад

A Cannon film that's 'kind of a genre piece', you say? How about CYBORG, AKA, Cannon's attempt at doing Mad Max?

@simonday9013 2 года назад

This is a great video. Hope to see more of them.

@simplesimonhadapie 2 года назад

I would love to see more of these Stuart maybe move them to extraashens as to see not affect the main channel since you said on stream

@Turnbull50 2 года назад

I remember renting Dollman on VHS from Blockbusters

@Spike-Prime 2 года назад

Please make more of these with the VHS reviews! It was genuinely interesting. I've developed a fascination with this era of the VHS movie over the years. I wasn't about for it, and there's a charm I completely missed out on

@ahm42 2 года назад

Is Ashens replacing Rich Evans?

@wesrrowlands8309 2 года назад

Defcon 4 was another movie that had nothing to do with the cover image or description.

@bl00sadr 2 года назад

Idk. I think Ashens has made better movies than RLM at this point.

@sfighter0085 2 года назад

I vaguely remember "Dollman". I think I've only seen bits of it when "The Sci-Fi Channel" was airing "Full Moon" movies, I think the one I fondly remember more was "Dollman vs. Demonic Toys". As for the other movie...almost sounds like a movie Godfrey Ho would make, only not exciting nor truly "so bad its good".