Your wife is your soulmate. Your humor and banter plays off each other so well. Listening to this podcast is like hanging out with two friends, even up to the wheezing with laughter.
I’m new-ish to the channel, I don’t know why it took you tube so long to suggest your content. It’s my perfectly weird cup of tea. Also I feel like you’re reverse hair fishing us all to look ugly because it’s your thing to be “ugly” but you are obviously not ugly. And the vid with the bonnet with just your face proves it!
@@nathanoosterhuis6232 It's fine, he's the "silly goose" and she's the "straight man". Not entirely how it works in practice, but good enough to title it as such.
It's been a long time since I check a new podcast out and an even longer time since I find one I like. You guys nailed it. I can totally enjoy solely listening to it, but the visual comedy provided by June's editing made me check the screen pretty often. I'd love to listen to/watch more of this
thank you! comments like this are 100% the reason we'll make another episode eventho financially they are at a loss. it's okay we had fun making this and glad some of you guys actually enjoyed it
Mom and daddd your relationship is the sweetest. I love how you guys seem to balance each other out. making my heart hurt because I’m a lonely fucc but what you guys have is beautiful 🩷
@@junelove777 seriouslyyy 🥲 like ahaha if I’m still in the dating pool at 30 years old I will spontaneously combust. argh real genuine love is tough to find.
Sitting to pee I can understand but STANDING TO WIPE AND THEN SAVING THOSE TP IN THE TRASH BIN IS A LEVEL 10 BIOHAZARD!!!!!!!! Its designed to be flushed!😖 (also you guys are my favorite u-toobers ❤:))
Amazing! Great dynamic, great vibe, great editing. She can carry the pod for days and that makes your job easy 😂 I see why she loves you. You’re the best Gwayne, pod vs video set needs to be different, please take that into consideration, green screen or something . Bye guys!
oddly enough my cat will bite and ruin ANYTHING he can, my toothbrush, biting through a TOOTHPASTE tube (wtf!? I had to buy new stuff!), soda cans, water bottles, receipts, ANYTHING he can get his paws on. except my toilet paper roll. I must be taking some serious dumps. He wants nothing to do with it. Lmao. He's not a bad cat and is really affectionate, just a very energetic kitten. Gotta love em, even when you're upset.
Who TF tosses away their ass stained toilet paper? Like, in a garbage bin, dude? To just sit there and fester?? Call me old fashioned, but I will always believe that all fecal matter is a must flush situation. You really found true love. That would be a huge deal breaker for me 🤢🤢🤮🤮
@@GooseWayneTV I mean if you have a septic tank that's one thing but goddamn, Goose. We need to donate to your water bill to stop this madness! I'll start a GoFundMe
I tip, because it's a service, been on the other end of it and there was weeks where tips helped. Dealing with people is something I hate doing and would absolutely loathe if I had to do it for a living. So I really do appreciate service workers, they put up with a ton of Shiz.
Wow, I never thought anyone else did that thing with the toilet paper.. I mean this roof thing is there so you press on it and tear a piece, it doesn't work if you put the paper facing in.. Does it make sense? I don't know, I'm just yapping.
The last bit about those people from hs with the helping people "grow their business" bs. That's usually people who are in pyramid schemes who are trying to recruit more people
Sit - at home or anywhere other than a public bathroom. Out of respect for others in the house. Because no matter how careful you are it mists fricking everywhere. Whether you realize it does or not.
I live with a man who has a mister penis. He gets pee on the toilet seat when he sits down. When he stands and pees, his splash zone is 3feet out every piss. My adhd helll!! And guess who is a "stand up guy" who cleans up another mans piss every single daaaay? Yeah , thats me. Livin that humble good life. I hate margerine too!! Butter for life!!
As a 6'1" man I prefer the shower nozzle pointing straight down. I'm the type of person that steps into the water when needed and when not, it's turned off.
she said think about WHO is working at mcdonald’s vs chick-fil-a. it’s really not about who, it’s about the companies standards and the TRAINING they’re willing to to implement and spend time on
That's crazy, my wife stands to wipe and it is way too bizarre I have never heard of anybody else doing that until now. The toilet paper goes right into the toilet though.
I feel so validated bro. I do both. I didn't even know people did it the other way, lmao. Still love standing to pee outside though. Honestly one of life's great pleasures.
As one, EVERY wife is a professional yapper. & Finding someone who also watched anime was really rare in the UK 20 years ago. It was what brought me & hubby together.
Actually the conspiracy about the demons caged under the ocean is in the bible..... but its four angels not demons their in the Euphrates river, and once their let loose they will kill a third of the worlds population..... (Revelation 9:14-16) its all there..... its not just some conspiracy 💯..... God bless 💯
I've been keeping up with your channel for a while now but I never comment on videos. However, if saying "I love this" in the comments will achieve you guys doing more content together, then I love this! You have my partner and I in tears and I find Kalan to be a breath of fresh air. Both of you are so real (yet lighthearted) in a way that the internet needs. Relatable without desperately trying to be. Keep going! You've got people who genuinely look forward to every video.
@@GooseWayneTVNo problem and either way, count me subscribed 🫡 (coming from someone who has only been subscribed to about four channels since the dawn of RU-vid, if that means anything)
Common misconception by those who wipe while sitting down. Your cheeks should not COMPRESS when you stand to wipe. The poo does not get smooshed. Standing just gives you more space and is arguably more sanitary since you're not maneuvering on a toilet.
This was actually very entertaining! Honestly I don't really listen to podcasts, but you guys are great, and covereda lot of interesting topics! I love how you let your wife talk, and then play devil's advocate on what she has to say. Good job yall. Can't wait to see more of this!
To be so dead ass 🤣🤣🖤I hope you blow up man you got great creator content energy and love from Sacramento California 🙏im subscribing 😂I be seeing your shorts on ma feed fr nd u is tu funny you got charisma, and tp on the back of the toilet, no issue 🤷♂️👌
I learned I could stay seated and wipe from the front. Game changer. Use free hand to keep man parts out of the way, wipe with the other, drop used paper into the water. Efficiency!
She's like white bread and he's cinnamon raisin mixed with pumpernickel. I bet that's why they mesh together so well. Imagine 2 hilarious people with huge, quirky personalities! It would be chaos. I love that she supports him and the chemistry is undeniable. I think these can broaden his audience to those who want something more muted. This seems like something you'll listen to otw to your 6am job. His solo videos are something you binge at 2am while laughing uncontrollably and ignoring your declining mental health😂
I liked that you talked about multiple topics and didn't dwell on them for half an hour or so. 👍 kept it entertaining and my adhd brain didn't become bored. 2:45 the animal crossing style editing was so cute, loved that part 3:04 funny too 😂 btw sometimes the mic's volume levels were different or kept getting quieter and then louder again, I found that a bit irritating. 😮
So i started this briefly earlier, but was working, so came back now to finish, and honestly super enjoyed it! Really hope these pod style vids continue! Plus, now I "know" 2 people who stand to wipe...Goose, and comedian Big Jay Oakerson. 😆 Stay well, all!
The rest of the planet doesn't have our tax codes or economic forces at play. Considering how we're leading the rest of the world why fight a system that works? If you don't like feeling like a cheap skate any time the question gets posed to you then just tip, its not hard lol
@@Ottobon You sound like a seething waiter/waitress. Nobody likes tipping, and most ppl tip just because they are stared down by peers/waiters and social pressure. The REAL problem is the employers being stingy and selfish trying to save every penny by barely paying their employees. Not my job to pay waiters
Loosey Goosey The Flock Duck goose duck (sounds catchy) NFTW NorthForTheWinter Honkers Waddle cast Goose poop Those are my entries for the podcast name
@8:30 as someone with an overweight roommate.... I one hundred percent stand given every chance.... I'll just say this, if for some reason the toilet is a different color after you use it.... For the love of anything dear to you... Please fucking clean up after yourself! Stand gang all day!
5 minutes in and I can already tell this relationship is definitely a functioning partnership. There's definitely some traits that aren't healthy but the compatibility on a work level helps keep this an entertaining work of art!
you're welcome bro your content is the best content on RU-vid in my opinion keep up the awesome work bro your content keeps me from thinking about dumb stuff that I don't like thinking about thank you very much for that bro
I don’t put the TP on the roll. I find it just as convenient to use it off the roll as on, so I see no reason to waste time putting it on the roll. I also stand to wipe, it’s just way more comfortable, but I don’t stand all the way up, that’s pretty odd. I remain barely above the toilet so I’m not closing my cheeks but I can more comfortably access the area than remaining seated. I also use some form of wet wipe at the end or at least some wet toilet paper as I can’t stand the idea of not being as clean as humanly possible. The key to 2D drawing being hot is the imagination filling in the gaps. A lot of people don’t get anime because to them it is too unrealistic to elicit feelings. But a 2D drawing can serve as a basis for imagination. Even an idea alone can be hot without any particular image in your head. Books often feel more real than movies because your imagination makes it real to you by filling in the gaps. Another aspect of this is just people’s attachment to realism. Like the more fake it seems to them the less I pet ant it feels. Same problem with people who don’t get video games. I don’t know what it is but some people just don’t get into things that are not real to them, which isn’t even logically consistent because any past time you can think of has aspects that are real and not real. From my perspective I don’t know why people don’t get video games but get sports. Or get books but not anime. Or like your wife said get regular pron but not anime pron. they are all fake to some extent.
I'm not the norm for tipping, I'm sure. But if it's grubhub I tip $4 for an order over $30. If it's under $30 I tip $3. If I'm at a dive bar I tip $2 per beer. If it's a restaurant, just a drink, I tip the same. If I get food, I tip regular service 20% if it's great service done in a suit I tip the price of the total. I've been known to go to lunch drink a $300 bottle of champagne, order a steak for $200-$300, a few dozen oysters and leave a $500-$600 tip
I dont out the tp on the holder due to the holder not fitting between the small space I have between my toilet chair and my sink. Before then, I always leaned it over , not under. So I am now goose, it goes on the back of the toilet or end corner of the sink
