Tissue theory (Another Crab's Treasure) 

that guillotine lobster is cool

Guillotine lobster is so metal.

the fact the shellsplitter has an actual execution attack makes it so damn cool

5:20 - "Healing is the mind-killer, and killing is the mind-healer...." 'He will reference our memes as if born to them.' LISAN AL-GAIB!

Caveman teleported to modern times, streams cave painting on twitch, yells at chatters who don’t watch movies made before they were born because they’ll never know the beauty of Zug’s fireside storytelling.

Commenting on activating the shortcut only to immediately die and not use the shortcut is truly a northerlion moment never change king

Normalize mindlessly roaming Limgrave whilst drinking Coke Zeros (Type A Chatter Turned B Spotted)

Lies of P(rawn)

It's wild that a lad who plays video games for a living got so lost for 45 minutes and seems to have no idea what the kelp spawns in the game look like.

Something about the aesthetic and humor of this game really gets me, I like it

"He put me in a bicycle lock guillotine bro"

"that's unhealthy" "you will die sadder than me" Possibly one of the most based things NL has ever said

did some research on the white claw thing - the target audience is adults who want to drink with friends but don't want to actually drink alcohol. if they marketed the non alc for kids that would be bad optics as an alcohol brand advertising to kids even with a non alc product would make people angry. you do not have to be 21+ to buy but all marketing is explicitly aimed at 21+ on purpose. which makes sense, priming kids for white claws would be a weird move 😂

45 minutes later "this cost me 20 minutes"

This games music is dope, commentary is always A+

Here for the banter and to boost in the algo

46:14 when I’m a hermit crab low on cash and my neighbor wakes up homeless with no shell asking where it is

It's so hard watching him look at heartkelp and shortcuts and just not taking them

HOLY, that guillotine is sick!

I think the giant crab guillotining you is more gruesome than anything in any souls game

"BoNk bOnK BoNk Ough Ough Ough" Yet another of NLs best moments.

The Royal Shellsplitter sold me on this game. Very cool design.

38:33 this is actually such great life advice

Non-alcoholic white claw has 0% alcohol and isn't age restricted.

Love this game! I fought Mr. Shellsplitter as like my 5th enemy. Didn't even have a shell yet. Probably took a dozen or so tries but it was SO satisfying to get the win

12:04 “There’s no reason not to wait him out” comedic timing is unmatched.

ngl this game looks fun

He's algae-pilled

Thanks for the company.

lets go

Egg cooking chat around 32:00 is sending my sides to orbit

I hope we get to see more of this game. It's grown on me

5:41 Me when I see my relatives and acquaintances unharmed from the after life (We were on the Titanic)

Cookie bit needs some workshopping. No one has ever died happy after eating chips ahoy.

20:48 Not true, there are definitive upper bounds for crabs.

58:30 ah, the master returns to give a clinic on building drama, tension, and excitement towards the ending

48:45 LETS GOOOO SLOVAKIA MENTIONED 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰

"I have zero rizz. I have no rizz" -NL

Such a charming game

54:05 bro this is the most advanced yapping I've ever heard

41:54 NL would fit in with a barcode on the back of his head.

Love this talk of kidney stones and amount of water/soda drank in a day because meanwhile im out here downing Dr Pepper like its air and letting that shit dismantle any formation of a kidney stone

You can use one square although you have to have been wiping for a while and be almost done.

Let's go!! Thanks Northernlion. 😊

making fun of his viewers watching live at 10am is so funny

Not only does food have water in it but combusting carbohydrates also gives the product H2O. Anyway thats where all the snot's coming from, maybe

Me when I'm Crab Dark Souls

The protein bar bit went crazy. This guy is funny.

Nickleback crab rap goes hard

"cave men didn't make good art" my man hasn't seen the Chauvet cave, take a cruise there next time

a ton of great game design in this game.

42:02 "We don't have any fucking water."

BRATISLAVA, GONNA SELL MY HOUSE IN TOWN

The strawmaning is strong with this one

This game is so good

He’s actually right about toilet paper though. I work for a Boston Scientific company and they buy the huge bulk rolls of sandpaper. It’s absurd.

two seconds in and we got a door city reference

never change egg

Vegetables are sick

I like watching NL for the best boomer takes like what his opinion on the taste of crab is

48:45 Yeah I love that song 48:50 🗿🇸🇰

34:28 Me when I'm 5 years old and my mom tells me to eat my salad

me happy when i see nl enjoying a game that i think is cool (he will never play it again)

NL somehow has been a Boomer for all his adult live, even though he's born in the late 80s or something.

You think *that* was hardcore? You should see some of the later things

*relax I’ll handle it* 🗿

Coke zero has no calories, there is nothing anyone can say that would make me feel bad about drinking however much I want.

FARMING?! In a SOULS GAME? NL really switched up.

Is there a secret missing ep?

Glad I stayed till the end for the shit take

My man a single Chips Ahoy cookie is 80 calories there's no world where having 6 a day is good. Might as well eat half a stick of butter lol it's like 20-25% of my daily calories

He does look like the type of mfer to play Top Spin 2025

it comes from greek, it's swimodes

As European we never drink wine bro. Maybe at parties. U r talking about france, which basically is outcast of europe

9:17

Are we missing an episode?

Its me, Im the idiot today that would be a better caveman

I'm interacting For maximum POG

No good art before year 0 ???????

With non-alcoholic beer, there is still a really tiny amount of alcohol. Maybe it is like that for the non-alcoholic white claw.... A chatter just answered the question. Ignore this comment, but I am still positing it.

what the fuck is northernlion playing these days, is this menopause or what cmon man.,....

Thanks for the company.