TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible 

I mean, Luther did remove books

If anyone wants more info on this, look up Gary Michuta’s work. He’s the best. Great RU-vid channel too.

The best “big picture” Bible study is the Great Adventure series by Jeff Cavins.

​@@Tricky2109 Luther didn't make the Jewish canon.

Being Catholic, that was legit the first thing I thought.

The lead-up and follow-up of about fifty "a minor prophet who wasn't Jonah, feel free to skip" to that joke really made it hit harder too.

I wish Ethan was here to appreciate it with us.

You won the Bible based Internet today. BB should hire you on the spot.

ever notice how none of the veggies had arms yet they picked up things and it didn't seem weird to you when you were a kid? Corridor Crew had a react episode with one of the animators recently and he pointed that out. Blew my mind how weird it looks rewatching it now. God I loved those songs. CAUSE YOUR HIS CHEESEBURGER HIS TASTY CHEESEBURGER HELL WAIT FOR YOOUUUU YEAAAA HELL WAIT FOR YOOUUUU OHHHHH!!!!! lmfao

@@Thefirstbrady yeah, that was a fun episode. Funny how it inspired those guys.

Don’t ask this parent! I’m not going there.

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So true. A young adults ministry I went to started going in depth with some of the symbolism and imagery....let's just I say I was impressed SoS hasn't been translated into modern English for a non-Christian audience.

Too much 'begetting' going on there

@@tticusFinch Oh my... That would be a nightmare.... 😬

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Zechariah could also have been called, Daniel 2.0.

Elijah jokes 😂

I listened to both the other evening and now they're two of my favorites. God is good!

BB could use another good, funny writer.... you know any??? J/K 🤣Seriously, good stuff!👍

I listened twice! #DoubleHoly!

I made my own jokes through about half of it so I did it in two minutes while writing and narrating the King Thumper version 😂

I listened at double speed, so it took half the time. And of course I skipped the lessor prophets.

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No you didn’t! You may have heard some truths, and they were funny! Don’t listen to everything you hear. Read the Book.

Tongue in cheek here, is a library long? Is a trilogy long? Is the game of Thrones long? Read each book as individual books noting that there's a common thread from start to finish. We had perfection and we ruined it. God promised a deliverer and made good on the promise. He will call His own home and He will then come back to Earth to deal with our accuser once and for all. There now, even shorter than the greatest of all time the Babylon Bee. Not my own thinking but from a great Christian apologist.

@@nschlaak I.. I was quoting the video, it was a joke

@@nschlaak The TL;DR Old Testament: Worship Yahweh or get murdered (Yahweh murders and orders ethnic cleansing); and then get rich and live for hundreds of years if you kill enough "wrong thinkers". The TL:DR of the New Testament: Sin isn't that bad; just belief in the absurd is required. Pray for everything that's wrong, cause Jesus is magical and grants anything you want. Why do something when you can pray for it? *Slavery is blessed in both the new and old testament, so yeah, welcome communism and government oppression* When communism, then Islam takes over the US, it will be Christianity that welcomes it for "persecuted for loving Jesus" whining. They're all busy turning into the same victim narcissists as the lefties that hate them, and they cannot wait to do it more, all in the name of Jeebus. Oh yeah, don't forget loving your enemies; the government is taking away your personal defense tools to make that a lot easier. Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi both have repeatedly confirmed their Christianity. 😁

@@nschlaak The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma." ― Abraham Lincoln, Speeches and Writings 1832-1858

@@troy3456789 The name Christian was first used by the emperor Tiberius while Sejanus his second in command had just been killed for insurrection against Tiberius. Sejanus used the word Chrestion Chrestun which means fool or fools. Abraham Lincoln had a strong relationship with God the Father as seen through his writings especially shortly after his son Todd died unexpectedly. "That I am not a member of any Christian Church, is true; but I have never denied the truth of the Scriptures; and I have never spoken with intentional disrepect of religion in general, or of any denomination of Christians in particular." Abraham Lincoln Abraham Lincoln also said to Horace Greely in August 1862, Lincoln stated: "If I could save the union without freeing any slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that." So what. I really am puzzled by your singular quote out of context with his life, his knowledge, and his personal trust through God's Son Jesus which gave him his relationship to the Father.

And then Deuteronomy: I SAID STOP DOING GROSS STUFF 🤣🤣🤣

... and then America - #STOPDOINGGROSSSTUFFALREADY!!! 💥🤬💥 NOTE: America is not an actual book of the Bible and this comment is meant to be satirical. Think about where you are, people.

💯 truth @3:26 ✌️

Deuteronomy says hello 😂😂

Hahahahahahahahaha!

We gotta fast reader here! 🎊

Imagine actually doing that

Good. Read the end of the book. Revelation 22:11. Peace never comes to the living 👍

That’s funny 😆.

Man, these any%, skip speedruns are getting RIDICULOUS!!!

Dude just likes his secret garden and pomegranates. 🤷‍♂

I think we all know it's just Christian erotic literature.

@@eyesyt7571 Actually its Jewish. and its a metaphor for God and Israel who are lovers so to speak

@@akivamagill7719 That's an interesting theory, but I'd like evidence of it.

@@eyesyt7571 all of the sages in the talmud say that. “All the books of the Bible are holy; but the Song of Songs is the Holy of Holies” tract yadayim 3:5

riiiight

@@richardmead5969 read them and prove me wrong :)

Yeah, there’s definitely a good reason why they’re included in the Bible, God’s Word.

@Apsoy Pike Really? When did Amos 8:11-12 happen in the distant past? Everyone I know who is aware only knows for certain it's been happening since less than a decade ago.

@@briansonof I thought the end times are supposed to be unexpected, “no one knows the day or hour” when Jesus will return, right?

I think churches skip them, but they shouldn't. I was helped so much these past few years thanks to their teachings.

@@SRose-vp6ew Thanks for saying. I laughed so hard during it thinking.. wow.. they do get skipped a lot and I've never read them. But they're in there for a reason. Thanks for saying you liked them. Now we're all going to read these after watching this. :)

@@SRose-vp6ew exactly.. would have loved a part for them too

@@SRose-vp6ew Mines doing a bunch of them right now, we did 2 or three so far in the last couple weeks!

It's irresponsible, though. The *entire* Bible has purpose for teaching, reproof, correction.

And purely wrong.

@@videodistro good thing this is satire

That was also my fav part. 🤣

@@videodistrohahahahahahahahahahahaha

Who's John MacArthur?

I thought the "fourth" John was the one with Kirk Cameron. 🤔

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Hahahahahaha!!!

In the context of 2 Kings and 2 Chronicles, the minor prophets are very poignant and thematically connected

Ezekial is one of my favorite books.

Yea I Have an NIV Quest Study Bible for teens, It is a very good Bible.

Agree. Definitely helps to have a Biblically-sound pastor or friend.

The other thing I forgot to mention is that the minor prophets are not in chronological order. That's another reason why you really need to know what was happening at the time in order to make sense of those books.

@@osakarose5612 Grab your smartphone. Select the Notes app on your phone. Tap the microphone icon. Hold the phone up to your computer speaker and play this video. Email the Notes file to your computer. Edit anything that didn't pick up right. Print it out.

Like most of their videos, this was originally a print article. Just find the article on their site and print it out.

@@andymanaus1077boomer here. I lost you at “grab your smart phone”

@@andymanaus1077 you rock!😂

Copy and paste the transcript, maybe?

Check if it has the gourd part, if it does, youv'e got the right Bible

The Bible has mandrakes so called because of their human like appearance 😂

Mandrakes are also a drug in case you didnt know that

IKR? It's perfect for Gen ADHD!!

Who needs One Year Bible when you have Bible in a Year?

@Ben O Brien You will have to deal with those pesky 7 books not covered by in this video though. Looking forward to a second video from the Bee to follow up.

Isaiah is pretty important too if you want to know more about the Messiah

Whoa! Babylon Bee...time for a remake!!

Agreed

Also, Paul quotes Habakkuk a bunch of times (Habakkuk 2:4 - “The just shall live by … faith”) so it’s useful to know where Paul is quoting from.

More so in the Hebrew. yeshiyahu is isaiah, ezqiel is ezekiel.

Did MrBeast find the cure to cancer. To WW3 happen. What happens in the future.

Edit Did WW3 happen?

@@astrobuck7023 God has already won. He proves that His prophesies are true by making them all happen in a very short period of time. ❤️💥🗯️😵🤬👹👇👼👆

I have fond memories of my late father reading me all the silly headlines about the Nixon administration ♥️ I now read them to my grandkids on my Apple iPad

20 employees each with 4 years of experience....... sounds about right.

It would be 6. The Silent Generation, Baby Boomers, Gen X, Gen Y (Millennials), Gen Z and the current generation, Generation Alpha. Their centennial celebrations will be in early 2024 since they age 16 years for each calendar year. Must be aging in super dog years or something

Kyle is a Baptist, not a Mormon. 😅

Right. The Protestants removed 7 books for some reason; they only have 66.

@@billyjonesy2972 Protestants match the Hebrew Tanakh

Amen bro!

@@thatcatholiclawyer Amen.

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The Psalms are really good in the Eastern Arabic church's chants... the way they were meant to be heard

@@Jay_in_Japan in a language that Judaism nor the early church spoke? 🤔

Guess I'm out of the loop but why is hillsong heresy?

@Abbie Holman Really? Why is that?

@@Sablespartan it’s what they say outside the songs that makes people look at them funny.

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we are just sad that we still have to read that remaining books =D =D

Catholic bible containing 73 books! 🤔

@@DG-hw8it challenge: can you give TLDR for the remaining seven books?

Great love story?! In the middle, man and woman are married and fall out because woman has multiple extramarital affairs. Since man as faithful husband is a stand in for God and adulterous wife is a stand in for God's idolatrous people, Hosea is extremely humbling. But a great love story? Only for the idolatrous people; for God it's excruciatingly unfair. Otherwise the lesson is: God loves us much more than we will ever deserve. That humbles me and makes me want to be a more obedient daughter who loves God more. But I still can't call it a great love story.

@@Susurro Heyyy! That’s the best (and fair) assessment of that book I’ve ever heard, and what I always sort of hoped a woman would say about it. May God bless you thank you for your conclusion. (Maybe others get it and just gloss over, and it was just a struggle for me, but, from a human relationship perspective, the book can get used out of context against men to say the woman can be as sinful as she wants and the man has to be God and accept everything, all the time, no matter what) or I suppose vice-versa if you flipped the script. Well, sure, from the relationship with God perspective, we’re all her and it took Jesus and the cross to even have a way to justify it, and thank God if we come to repentance in Christ we don’t get what we deserve. But from the earthly romance perspective I’ve struggled a lot with “being a Hosea” and you’ve covered more or less why. I maybe could get okay with it all if there’s genuine repentance and a commitment to change but if there’s not then I’m not God and maybe I’m not called to be a Hosea, and therefore should distance myself from becoming super close in such toxic relationships. Which is a part of having healthy (and biblical) boundaries. Either they need more awareness, or repentance, or both to be able to reconcile and fully trust each other (and God) and function the way it was designed. I’ve never heard a woman see this side of things and it was awesome to read that. Thank you.

SAME 🤣

Right? And Hosea's story is touchingly sad.

A lot of unnecessary pain happens in the church because people haven't read Habakkuk.

Amen! Bro amen

It depends what type of Christian you are. All three major branches (Protestant, Catholic, and Orthodox) disagree on how many books there are.

They're probably just minor books, feel free to skip!

​@tenhundredkills nah they're referring to the Deuterocanonical books in the older Catholic Canon of scripture.

@@maryangelica5319 which have and still are included in the Catholic bible

Most people prefer to only read the books inspired by God. Just sayin

@@lFunGuyl you keep believing that.

But lots of churches shy away from them for some reason. That's the joke

Revelation 22:11. The entire story had no point, peace never comes to the living, and you use a tortured mans body as an idle after him saying do not have idols.

@@matthewcurry3565 The next verse literally says Jesus is coming soon to bring peace.

@@matthewcurry3565 The verses against idols can be summed up with the First Commandment to not have any gods (idols) before God, and since Jesus is the Son of God, and therefore an extension of God, as well as the Holy One that the saved are _supposed_ to pray to ("None shall come to the Father except by me." John 14:6) having a statue of Jesus to focus prayers on is actually the exact opposite of idolatry. As for peace never coming to the living, that's why being saved is often described as dying to the wants and desires of the flesh and being reborn in the spirit.

@@Joel_Jumpman No it does not Revelation is the end when jesus is already present lmao

@@Joel_Jumpman he just says he comes quickly in 3rd person a few times before and after.

Is it?

Man I'd be upset with my parents for naming me "minor prophet, feel free to skip".