Imagine if Jack Smith and other Donald Trump prosecutors got together to celebrate his many convictions: it might go something like this (at least until the Russians showed up).
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=== Lyrics ===
To pervasive fraud
To defamation
To hush money and election interference!
And most important:
For life, for life, we’ll try him
We’ll try and convict him, for life
He is a dictator want-to-be
Threatening democracy
Let’s convict him, for life
For life, we’ll try him
We’ll try and convict him, for life
He fucked around and he’s finding out
The sentence for laws you flout:
It’s conviction, for life
Trials are meant to seek for justice
Even when we know he’s evil to the core
But we’ll redeem our faith in justice
When we see that Trump is locked behind a door
For life, for life, we’ll try him
To stop his fascism and strife
He should be punished for all his sins
Then when Joe Biden wins
Drink, l’chaim, to life!
MAGA, shas da rovia,
Putin says to come right over
Bring your files, and may we
Live together in peace
MAGA, shas da rovia,
You can stay with us, moreover
Bring your documents
They’re worth a million a piece
We will tell the people
That you meet to call you sir
You can’t bring Ivanka,
But there’s girls that look like her
MAGA! MAGA, Hey!
=== Credits ===
Video from "Fiddler on the Roof"
Music from To Life "Fiddler on the Roof" London Cast • To Life
11 май 2024
