TOAST FINDS LOVE? - OFFLINETV UNBOXING 

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Me: unfortunate choice of words...

Michael: This is my girlfriend Lily, and this is her girlfriend Poki.

Michael: "CONTRACEPTION IS SIN" Lily: *Concerned laughter*

I can't wait for Scarra's villain arc where he's the only one in the video opening all the packages regardless if they're for him or not

Scarra: “SEND ME SHIT!” *Very poor choice of words*

Toast's sister is named Jenny so I can see why he doesn't like Jennifer

Poki: Friends are like stars, they shine the brightest when the sky is darkest. Toast: *Well yeah whatever take a nut* 14:28

Ngl I'm kinda disappointed Michael didn't get any weapons, but everyone saying nut kinda evened it out.

Toast gets at least one love letter every unboxing and i like it

Scarra: "Send me sh*t." Me: *You fool*

Toast and Scarra: “Look, Oreo Wafers!” Poki: “Look, more plushies!” Lily: “these wafers are really good” *the specimen*: “there is lube everywhere”

I swear to god I'm loving Scarra more and more, man needs more than he has

Lily: "you've never given me a reason to flinch" *Literally Toast tying her and the others up for the escape room 2 videos ago*

I love how Toast at the beginning has a new badass look but as he puts on more stuff from the mail he slowly starts looking like a lesbian grandma

Scarra: send me shit Everyone: *well if you insist*

i love poki and lily's relationship. its so wholesome! girls supporting each other. Its so cute

can't wait to see them expend their privately funded armoury

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Be careful what you wish for...

box: "Lay flat before opening" Micheal & toast: Opens it sideways

Scarra: "send me shit" Me: *you know the rules, and so do i*

kinda wanna send something now, lol

Scarra "Send Me Shit!" He just opened a can of worms, didn't he?

Scarra: why do ppl think that's your product, you stole it from china Michael: well china stole it from somewhere else "China stole it from somewhere else" - Michael Reeves, 2021

*Opens furry book* Michael: This is *my* bible.

Scarra is underated af, pls everyone send him stuff and show him love

DAMN TOAST, I’m bouta buy this mans non-existent onlyfans

Scarra: This one said read off cam. Everyone: Understandable.. so read it on cam.

The Death Nut finding out that he has another volunteer for tribute in Michael: "This pleases the nut."

Lily: “yea you give me no reason to flinch” *JOKE*

Poki: Friends are like stars they shine the brightest when the sky is darkest.” Toast: “Well yeah whatever take a nut.”

As a Brazilian, Scarra's unawareness for Bis causes me great pain.

"Who gives a sh!t about Calgary?!" Damn I felt that.

Toast: *Love letters* Poki: *Books* Lily: *Cute stuffs* Micheal: *Weird shts and condoms* Scarra: *Pity gifts*

I haven’t seen offline tv in 6 months and toast looks like he’s a mafia boss now like what😂😂

Can we talk about Michael’s catch 13:37

The guy who sent crinkle: "I'll f-cking do it again"

thank you all for the gifts as always 💖😊😊 merry christmas, happy new years & happy valentines day LOOL

Michael playing Lily's song on the stylophone was adorable.

Genshin Cathedral soundtrack while reading furry book was fitting

Soo whens the one before Christmas

I genuinely get sad that Scarra gets so little. If I had the money I would definitely send him something. That person who got him the bulbasaur had the right idea.

I love how Toast is like "Kowalski, analysis" to Yvonne every time there's a Twitter handle to investigate.

I like how this video is only 2 years ago, but this is the most unhinged I have ever seen Toast from what videos I have seen so far (not all).

The funny thing is I found otv through micheal reeves, well it started with me being in a depression and I am really into science and electronics. I found micheal's "pissing robot dog" video and I knew I found something to help with my sadness, his videos made me so happy, and then I found out him and lilypichu were together, and ive heard of lily, through genshin, music and old among us videos. so i started watching lily's videos, I was finally getting out of my depression because I found some new content creators that made me happy. Later on I heard lily mention OTV, and I've seen people from OTV in her videos. so i looked it up and I started watching those as well. Everytime im sad I watch OTV or lily or micheal and it just fills me with joy. I am starting to watch more of other people in OTV's videos as well and I'm falling in love with everyone in it! Thank you OTV for making the hardest time in my life the new best.

the unboxing series is my favorite

Poki: *reading a furry ff* The background music: *Genshin background songs when you enter a church*

17:55 i think this is the most i've ever heard michael laugh and its over a poop joke

I love the unboxing content of OTV. There's even a gift for, Rae awww 🥺

oh my god it feels like forever since they did an unboxing, LETSGO

I like how the description has everyone's link except lily and has "cute asian artist girl" in her place

i hope i can see scarra receiving more gifts on the next unboxing video!! love the community ♡♡

Scarra is honestly so underrated, my fav in otv

Lily’s like “you think I’m cute 😊” Lily that is your whole brand.

The best storyline in all of OfflineTV is Pokimane's continued attempts to seduce LilyPichu.

Scarras my favorite! 😆 Lily’s like: “it’s a start up wellness company do I shout them out?” Scarra: “NO”

Scarra covering Michael when lily asks why he knows about crinkling 😹 He mentioned crinkling as soon as scarra pulled out the book in the last package

Everyone: yo, these Oreos are pretty bomb. Michael: oh god, there’s lube everywhere.

“That’s called trauma” “It is trauma” *traumatic laughter*💀😂

Michael never ceases to amaze me.

I like seeing the other members get normal packages 99% of the time and then Micheal gets the weird stuff

Okay, but Michael playing the Stylophone is something I did not expect.

Michael and Poki agreeing on people shitting their pants in order to never get away from their setup is quality

scarra getting big, keep the grind scarra

Michael is the exact embodiment of "Leo Valdez" character from Percy Jackson and the Olympians series.

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT" how much y'all willing to bet he's getting a literal (hopefully toy) shit?

Scarra is a cutie I love him sm . Even though he doesn't get much things he still sits with his friends with no jealousy and laughs with them. That's real friendship Also protect this pure soul

I love the fact that when the guy was proposing and telling Imane that he was single, she was in a Red coat playing with butterflies.

This is the first OTV video that I’m watching and I’m glad that it reveals that Scarra likes MtG

Scarra's last words: "Send me shit!" well.... that could be unfortunate.

"Girls in nursing school are the freakiest" As someone who's engaged to a med school student, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

Awesome stuff guys

The unboxings always hit different

The description saying "Future cute Asian artist" is too good 🤣

Poki: "Friends are like stars, they shine brightest when the sky is darkest" Toast: *yea whatever just take a nut*

Toast: WHY ARE YOU FLINCHING? Michael:Instantly looks back and reachs for lily MY HEARTTT

Thank you (the fans) for sending them awesome gifts so they can do these funny and amazing videos (I wish I could send gifts, but I never know what to send, maybe LEGO sets)

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Me: *shits into a box*

Michael: there's lube everywhere Poki: EW Protection Michael: CONTRACEPTION IS A SIN I love this duo

I would love to see you all play the commander decks

2:12 Toast is like, "ouhhhhh. she a cutie".

Poki: Friends Are Like Stars They Shine The Brightest When The Sky Is Darkest Toast: Well Yea Whatever Take A Nut 14:28

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Me: *remembers second unboxing with Michael where two different people sent him literal shit*

scarras such an amazing person, at the begining of the video hes like "how do you know its a girl" when toast received a love package. Scarra❤️❤️❤️

I'm glad to see that toast dude become a badass.

Ok, how about next time we ACTUALLY send Scarra a shitload of packages? I'm french so there's not much I can do from across the sea, but i'm counting on you Americans to send him as many packages as possible, because he deserves it!

Imagine if someone actually sends Scarra shit.

"A bulbasaur lego thing" as a MCX veteran i am glad Scarra got one

so glad scarra got packages this time

"yeah you've never given me a reason to flinch" lol reminded me of Angry Scarra

scarra: 'SEND ME SHIT' the guy who sent literal shit in one of the previous otv unboxings: 'my time has come'

Lilypichu acting depressed and the gang just like "wtf" xD

14:54 this line out of context 😂😂

"WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CALGARY" People living in Calgary: *visible anger*

Everyone: weapons Toast: love letters

i’m so glad our toasty boi is bacc

10:14 micheal is so tempted to end it all because of a book

Just an FYI: the Oreo flavored snacks they got are called Bis, a very popular Brazilian candy snack. It consists of some layers of wafer and chocolate covered in chocolate (the basic ones, there are more flavors now, like Oreo, white chocolate, and some limited ones). Pronounced as “bees”, it means “to repeat, to do something one more time”, mostly used after some kind of performance. For example, when talking about a concert, we can say that “the public asked for the bis at the end so the band came back and sang one last song”. The idea is to say that the snack is so good that you’ll keep eating it again and again until there are no more left. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk on BIS. Greetings from Brazil.

Michael's face of sheer pain when Lily was reading the furry book. Very similar to mine. Just nothing but pure disgust and curiosity as to who the hell could come up with such a disturbingly weird story.

When lily told toast you think I’m cute the sigma comeback Micheal should of said was no we need an upgrade

can we talk about how there are like 4 (techinacally 3 cuz 1 was used again in another timestamp) genshin bg music??? whoever the editor is u need a raise