Today I groomed a new species | Weirdest cat ever 

First comment! I love your videos (and dogs 😂) and this video is amazing! ❤️

@Graphic designer apps YOU clearly know nothing about cats. Use the internet to research rather than chat utter shite on here.

In the cat sort of sense*

@Graphic designer apps your grammar sounds like you never went to school

@@blazwura97 that was most likely a child. Dont waste you're time with fools.

Hahahaha

I was about to type something about that! How is that a warning? HaHaHa

It'd be like introducing one friend to another on a blind date, and saying "Warning, they don't mind a good spank" You _know_ that translates to BDSM-king-or-queen Owner was trying to warn her that lil Kazoo might get lickety & over-excited once you start bathing him

I mean did you see how ugly it was after getting wet it's like telling someone not to feed a gremlin passed midnight

@@37thraven Why would you throw this in so... casually?

That phrasing is absolutely adorable and now I'm going to think of it any time I see a cat or rat with odd whiskers! 🤣🤣

Complete chaos 😆

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This has to be a different species. He's actually letting her give him a bath without a battle. Im shocked.

Wow no replys? Ok, well anyway. He also goes 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

That’s the word I was looking for scrungly lol

SCRUNGLY 😂 I AM DECEASED LOL. PERFECT WORD TO DESCRIBE HIM!

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This is the best comment. XD I can't even.

Sign of an owner who has cuddled with him since he was a kitten. You reap what you sow.

@@ronaldarchibald2506 true. also a sighn of good "personality" (if this term applies to cats). my cat is very cuddly and loving with family but simply tolerates presence of guests and strangers. if even touched by stranger she proceeds to eliminate their very existance. at the same time my kids can hug her and play with her like a toy.

@@gnidobarus2932 same with my cat! lol he will let me baby him and cuddle him and kiss him but anyone else, he swipes and hisses at even if he knows who they are lol

I think it is part of what makes them weird..

Yes

ngl those are groom facts

And the cutest- ngl- that nose lick was so freaking cute, and his meowssss

well, the guy was bathed regularly since he was a kitten due to a skin condition... so obviously he wont react like any other cat that comes to be groomed every there and then. Don't think it as to do with him bein weird... even tho he indeed is.

😂😂😂

Pretty divine ngl

@@daev255 haha, i liked

True

Yoda cat.

Yeah they sure do. No two cats are the same

Can say this for basically all animals…..

They are all so different!

@@ct-gt2dtno u can't

@@ct-gt2dt fish

why did it had to be done? my heart sunk when she started shaving him. I couldn't see any matting

@@arthur9511 i believe Vanessa wouldn't shave down a cat unless there was a reason. Maybe the owners wanted it done. She groomed him again later and he wasn't shaved that time.

@@CarolynnMc01I’m guessing his poop got stuck on his fur or the fur was causing him skin irritation

@@necroticdemonart that's a thought, isn't it? Have a great day

Might have been a summer cut.

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His dialogue would be along the lines of wise if a little quirky but everytime you give him a fish it immediately dissolves into awful goblin noises

this is so true. please

And I would follow his commands without question!

oh my gosh , yes !

It probably felt good especially since he can't do it himself.

@@JJDemon LOL

I bet his peers see him like we see masochists

I know, right? I was half-expecting him to say, "Don't we have to check-in, first," "Where's my room," "Put a nice tip on my tab, sweetheart," and "How do we get to the hot springs?"

His skin must’ve been awful if he enjoys being touched this much.

Considering that he has trouble grooming himself and very matted, perhaps very itchy, to him the whole process was practically a good full body scratch.

@@Kelanich Just pure ecstasy. So many cats could learn from this distinguished gentleman.

​@@KelanichOnce you treat a cat with skin conditions once or twice they start to realize bathtime is relief time

His face is inverted so his whiskers point in the wrong direction and aren't very useful to him anymore

@@Memecious bro shut up

His whiskers are throwing gang signs !!

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@@melanisticmandalorian8909 gang member kazoo

If I even hinted to my cat that she’s getting bathed I’d need protective clothing 😂

When my mom had to bathe Houdini she said he was so well behaved.

I agree. I would rather juggle with chainsaws than bathe any of my cats..

I think he just likes it lol. Look at those licks

poor thing

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

My cats never bite or scratch, but they whine and complain and will try to escape if they think they can get away.

I used to have Himalayan cats, and they would purr when they were being groomed/brushed, I think they were just so grateful to have those knots removed

@@imnotmike My cats would try to tear my arms if I try to wash them, however when it came time to brush they would fall in to a trance of purring and licking that can go on for hours. I kept a brush near me at all time so I can brush them when they where in a mood for some scraching and lapsleeping

I figured that the licking was prelude to biting. LOL! My cat loves to be brushed but she makes me follow her around or she keeps rolling around.

I love this cat

Kazoo: HARDER DADDY wait wha-?

@@Metyourmatch … NOOO

I've been playing FO4 recently, so nice pfp!

MLEM MLEM MLEEAAMMMM MAALAAAAAM

Yes I agree with that

Not afraid at all. Takes a pet no problem, that’s a great cat right there.

this is such a gold cat reference 😔

Afraid at not all. Cat great there right

greatest wholesome meme

@@DeductedSpy ruined it

He looks really used to it, and actually seems to enjoy it.

A very, very, VERY well behaved cat. Keep the chain....

Barely breathing so acting out isn't the most important task

@Albo alt He’s in constant pain

@@ananasbanana lmao. He’s not in constant pain. He’s just a weirdo.

Ha ha ... that made me laugh. I'm sure his carers would be somewhat offended but made me laugh 😀

Nice kitty. All of my cats are less behaved around water.

We love a good derp kitty

@@chrissychaos69 yes we do live a good derpy cat

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cats with inherited breathing difficulty is not awesome, it's fucking horrible

@@hjertrudfiddlecock4394 okay yes but they were clearly talking about the Kitty’s personality, not glorifying bad breeding practices, so please calm the f*ck down :)

"It looks like grandma, the fuckin' thing"

“BLINK MOTHER FUCKER”

Funny story, a couple of years back there was someone going around our neighborhood and getting all the cats with a lot of hair groomed/shaved. Just random people’s cats that they let outside. I honestly wanted to find the person to shake their hand.

“What the fuck is that thing”

Sadly not enough people knew this reference

Are you sure he just doesn’t have much teeth cats do do that due to examining the air before but not instesively

My parents ragdoll does this, it's pretty hilarious, she enjoys being pet soo much that she needs to return the favor, and if she cant reach your hair, she'll lick your hand, arm, or if she gets confused enough, she'll groom herself.

@@TheDevilslayer101 both of my ragdolls do this as well! It must be a thing with them

@@TheDevilslayer101 you could have found her groom reflex, my bunny does the same thing and cats do it too. if you pet a certain spot they cant help but groom you or themselves lol

My dog does the same. I had no idea. I just thought she liked it 😂

Like some “Quest giver” in a fantasy video game or story LOL

the wise and kooky sage who trains you.

He only gives weird, but not bad, advice.

It's the mystical creature that only appears at an altitude where only 33% oxygen level exists...not many get to look upon it's majesty...mmmm. ... Psst, I hear you can get a glimpse if you get placed in a chokehold right before you pass out though...

@@taloscal😂

He didn’t even try to escape! That tongue 😍

@@AmyHollinger1, I think he is like that one weird but good behaved kid in a group of wild beasts (usually other cats are wild while grooming) lol

yeah my persian is a nightmare for the groomers

My Persian loves getting his face washed and groomed, he’s so easy to groom.

@@murdermostdownunder3562 , good for you. My cat does not have a flat face, so I just wash her myself from time to time. I think she would've been great for grooming too, she doesn't mind about someone touch any part of her body or if they put water on her. Idk what breed she is tho, we got her on the street

My Miu-Miu also likes to take a bath. But she LOVES to take a shower, especially in the summer. 😂

You'd be calm too if you had a genetic lobotomy

Better than most human children

@@ogs1mpson609 my son is not afraid of water but for some reason he has a personal vendetta with soap

Agreed!

Best comment 😂😂

Ayyyy... Nooo 😂😂

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he likes trash and the dog..

Best way to live 😔✊

Omg no 🗿

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Yo 💀😂🤣😩

stop 😭

No u

@M!ka i think their trying to say to the other person that their cute

@spookyz mind your business I’m speaking to my butt lunch

@spookyz your loss

How the fuck did all those people in this reply section not realize that the cat literally said "no u"

Trash goblin from the moons of Endor

The Ewok was actually inspired by the Brussels Griffon. I hope she gets a chance to groom one soon

@@kirbyizlife oh wow, I was not expecting the resemblance to be that strong

I was actually thinking more Gremlin, particularly when it was wet :)

They never did show a wet Ewok so a wet Ewok could be a trash goblin.

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love this gentle sweet thing!!

He did keep trying to groom her

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Empty headed, looks like he got hit in the face with a frying pan... Yeah, it's a good name.

Ha, copied.

@@Paxton365 for real, and somehow blew up. I hate comments like that

Then he laps moonshine from a saucer.

Yes! Perfect lol. Especially when you see a couple of his teeth poke out!

Kazoo is Old Man McGucket from Gravity Falls

LOL

I’m dead lol I can see it in my mind’s eye

that's not how it actually works tho. one of the nicest persons i've ever known had the meanest cat i've ever known. it was almost feral although it was fully domesticated, and the only person it tolerated to be pet by was his owner. but most of the time sitting next to it was as far as the owner was allowed to go. it wasn't afraid, it was angry. the neighbor cats was terrified of it. i've seen traumatized cats before, usually family cats that have brat kids in the house. this was nothing like that it was flat out just a very mean cat with very clear borders and showed little interest in human affection

@@Rikki2684 I've seen that in cats as well, it could be related to feline anxiety disorder. It makes cats act "mean."

@Lil Star Drops, not everything is a mental disorder.

Its a persian. They dont have a tought in their brain

It's also the breed, they are very docile and loving❤️

Very sweet 💕

It looked like his eyes go in two differant directions.

Yes

He’s a very pretty cat at least he doesn’t look like a inbred pug like some cats/dogs do

Same dude, same.

he really is....I need links to his life story lol

I love the trash goblins little lick things

YESSSSS

Theres a new video of himmm

When wet, he resembles the cartoon character, "Bill the Cat" from Opus.

Love this comment. Agreed.

:)

Agree

I thought "tribble!" lol

@@dotren1tx933 I did too!!!

@JISOO IHEARTU No, no, no, no. He's a *_grandfatherly_* lump of fluff. Sir goblin deserves his respect!

It's only decent.

My persian cat does that to me when I brush her!

That's so sweet though... 🥺

Yeah what is it with those constant licks?

@@bradtorville5526 She has explained it at the top of the comments

@@bradtorville5526 I didnt read the comment but I'm gonna guess its self soothing and grooming to be submissive and friendly

@@frostedlambs ... sorry what? just read the comment instead of guessing? she says it's due to the cat having a skin condition as a kitten that made him itchy, and human's scratching him felt nice, so he licks. the licking became a habit.

Persians are the most laid back breed and don't mind getting groomed. That's because we start bathing them as kittens

They are full of genetic defects 🙂

Meow 😻💕

Well she did trim the "murder mittens" before she started.

@@hayati6374 define defect

Sort of like Tatsu from Gokushufudou, the way of the househusband... XD

@@devaasheesh1482 i literally just watched that lol

That's persians for you, the flat faces have a tendency to look grumpy, but they're bred to be lap cats, they're literally bred to be docile.

Yea he got that resting bitch face, but good heart.

that's such an accurate way of describing flat faced cats hahah

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😂😂😂

Hah, I can't unsee that.

OH MY GOD YEAH

He’s so majestic, we must protect at all cost

Finally, a fellow person of culture

You are not a cat person YET

@@primadeluxe4910 as a *former* cat person, I can attest that this is not true. Some of us humans are actually immune to cat-enforced slavery

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro impossible

I knowwwww ;o;

The opposit can be fun to. your comment made me remember an old 30 year + episode of Tom and Jerry where TOM the cat got stuck in the dishwasing maskine. When he came out after the door opend he lookd cind of regular but suddenly he went all FLOFFY. 😁

i agree

s k i n n y ✨

@@samkom33 true lol It’s also really funny

‘I’m not fat. I’m just fluffy!’

I would die for him.

I feel bad for laughing so hard lol

@@Animaniafreak But he is my favorite grooming yet. I am partial to cats. He will be more dignified when his fluffy fur grows back.

He looked like Alien in thtat scene in the bike

I started to cry in my efforts to jot laugh at this cutie

Just pure meowing and derp face

I was almost sad when she shaved him, but he was licking her like "thank you!"

Yes. We had a cat when I was younger that was so bad, we had to put two milk crates over him when giving him a bath. He was an outside cat and rarely got bathed but when het got very dirty we would have to wash him. It was a nightmare. I have never seen another cat that was so angry.

This cat on some heavy duty cat-nip me thinks, it's almost like a dogo trying to escape a cat....

@@ZanderKaneUK nar, catnip sends cats totally nuts:)

Lol

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@@ZaxorVonSkyler wtf

@@ZaxorVonSkyler no

@@ZaxorVonSkyler no

He's 👌✌️

1:42 2:06 2:48 Just in case I wanna see it again ❤

Yeah it has been 2 years. Kazoo 2!

trash goblin bahaha 🤣🤣 true tho

@@false-chaos whats with these names lmaooo

@@Sky-ez5wp lool

I swear I'd be so nervous he'd twitch or panic while using those curved trimming scissors and catch his ears. And putting a tube sock on ol fur gobbo, while blow drying him? If your cat isn't howling bloody murder at you and your hot-torture-device, while you blow dry them, are they really even a cat?!

@@37thraven Seriously. My cat would NEVER behave this well.

strange i have no problem with cats getting bathed, but these deformities, it must be so uncomfortable for that poor little kitten, i think people shouldn't go over board to get these strangely shaped cat(and dog) breeds, it just leads to so many health issues those innocent animals do not deserve

@@Enkabard You can even hear it wheezing in the footage at the end :( I've taken care of older persians before and they are truly pathetic creatures, I don't understand why you would breed them like this.

@@Enkabard its awful. humans stopped breeding dogs and cats with specific qualities that benefit them and instead started breeding them to be genetic disasters that can barely breathe or care for themselves

Me too - Chaos is the best description

@@stickyguyd The annoying thing is, it doesn't have to be that way. Some breeders offer "doll faced" or "traditional" Persians who still have flat faces but not as extreme as the current breed standard. Of course Doll Faced Persians aren't show quality but if you want a Persian that can breathe, they're available. The same thing is true for Siamese kittehs. The "apple headed" aka "traditional" versions look more like a regular kitty in a Siamese costume than the current breed standard. Of course they're not show quality but they're a good choice for the pet world. Also note that both breeds I've mentioned are called "traditional" because that's how they used to look about 100 years ago. Siamese cats didn't look extreme until the 1960s. Healthy breed standards were acceptable then and they should be like that now.

The thumbnail reminds me of the monster from the short RU-vid stop motion film "Operator". It's got the same big eyes and the whiskers look like the wires coming out of it. If you haven't seen it I recommend

Kitty phone home!

nah hes beautiful. u guys have pugs, how is this any differ than those things?

Lmao

@@adamk9677 well, both these breeds are a mistake and have problems breathing.

The lesson is air is tasty

@@Eden_Nine dang u right

lol

He speaks in tongues.

Underrated comment, my dude 😂

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've seen him on Farscape.

Yeah it's a type of animals that *meows*, BUT!! IT CLEARLY isn't a cat..... WoW🙄

Fizgig from the dark crystal

You can say that again

@@lavin5109 ikr. That comment is so stupid!

It looks like a regular cat if you stretched its neck and removed the head And then in the next scene, it's just a flat painting of cat face

It got me too lol!

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Hahahahahaha

Lol

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SAME

Enfp chaotic good energy

U hate this cat?

@@ovumregia8554 I don't know what you're trying to pull but please leave me alone.

SAME!

🤣 Same!

I want to make some head socks for cats. I love watching them be groomed.

called "the happy hoody"

That is an emu sir