Today Show Funny Bits part 11. Wakey Wakey / Karl vs Steve 

"I wasn't talking about that wedge.. I was talking about the shoes" 🤣 too funny

I think I'll move to Australia just to watch the Today show there. Send the Australian Today crew to America for a week.

i love how they always segue from dickie into relationship and marriage-related topics hahahahahahaha

" I'd rather have a chicken wing" 😂😂

Georgie must be the best news reporter ever xD

The way that guy says ‘Karl!’ at 2:58 reminds me of llamas with hats. Really brings me back! 😂

I live in America and I have watched more of this Today show on utube the last two days than our show, ever! Great stuff!

Love Steve and Karl's "bromance".

Now this is how you do a morning show unlike here in the U.S. very stiff and boring. Karl makes my life! lol

Used to have a snowy floating around at home. Always good to have for the Christmas period.

In Australia, a bottle of beer is called a stubby

This show is so awesome

2:58 "carllll" remind anyone of llama's with hats?

I would have loved to work on that show. They all had so much fun. 😂😂😂😂

Watching clips of Australia’s Today show makes me happy. Watching the Today Show every morning in America just makes me realize I’m slowly dying a day at a time while the world goes insane.

I love how at the start after Cam pretends to hit the ball they all go in for a hug and Richard gets left out and goes to Lisa lol!

I swear Karl is the funniest guy on Earth haha when he said "Hope you get food poisoning!" I literally lost my shit, :P

it's like angels dancing on my tongue? HAHAHA! SUPER!

Karl: I have been up now for 4 (don't say days) hours lol

"Hope you get food poisoning" LOLZ

bahahaha i forget that gossip guys name but the way he said karl "karrrreelll, karrrrrelll"

this...is...the..best t..thing..I've...ever...watched

"Caaaarl, that dehumanizes people!"

when he turns off the tv HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I

Karl has just made my day!

Always reminds me of George's answering machine on Seinfeld lol

My father & I LOVED The Greatest American Hero !!!!!

"Somebody stepped on a cat.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" "Gee, that felt good" -sigh- I love these people

the lizard queen 😂😂

I love these ppl. so fun

I do love me some Alicia Loxley! That voice just melts me! Pretty, great smile..

LOL @ when he falls down the stairs!

What did Stevie Jacobs mean when he called Alicia "the Lizard Queen"?

@zampakid Nah the bit where Stevie says "It's a big TV, oh" is the best LOL!

This show is amazing..

2:57 KARL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE

It's the theme from "The Greatest American Hero" William Katt Connie Selleca Robert Culp. The song is written by Joey Scarbury

What city was the today show filmed in?👍😁😎

Priceless Stuff!

Whaaa? I thought it was "rise and shine" (which is still just as hilarious)

What's the song at the start!?

Cause you know " I high five people that fall down the stairs all the time... hahaha

10:11 Audio from MTM Enterprises logo :)

Wakey Wakey , hands off snakey

wakey wakey hand of snakey!! LMFAO

Who cares about the news and weather. I have had the best laugh in years.

The Today show is awsome :) (sorry sunrise you didn`t make the grade) XD

The marriage by numbers autocue. Surely that's a Dickie reference?

KAAARL!! Omg Llamas in hats @ 2:56

1:40 LOL

It's a souvenir item of a place or scenery filled with a liquid and when you shake it, glitter simulates snow falling

I wish our morning shows in the US were as fun as this. They all suck lol.

what does karl mean by snow domes?

It's a reference to the old 1980s TV movie and TV series, "V".

What did they say after wakey wakey? :

Wakey Wakey - Rise and Shine!

That reporter in the field is so fucking cute.

Yes, any idea?

got it over sunrise every way

6:52.. Piee....

I Bloody Love karl!

George's voicemail

i wish america's today show is as good at this

Carrrrrrl 😂😂

Who's the girl at 7:26 ?

I live in the US and these make The Today Show seem worth watching. Well, thanks dnp52td for the wonderful editing! Please keep em coming when you have the time.

have u reported to the cops yet

wakey wakey, hand off your snakey

Yea bring them to America

@fkalade Joey Scarbury - Believe It Or Not

Fuck Today has so many gorgeous Journos

@dnp52td ...from the TV show "The Greatest American Hero".

whats a lizard queen?

KKKKARRRRRRELLLLLLLLL

Same :)

"There free"

KAAAAARRRRL

@ 8:54 Rapper's Delight....That's my jam !!!!!!

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

She actually said "dik-diks" its a real name, im not kidding! :D google it! :D

LOL

3:25 rofl

UFO behind her head at 5:29

fuck this show is the best.

@mbplove wakey wake hands off snake

@dnp52td believe it or not George isnt at home - George Costanza

Alicia Gorey

At 05:39 Stubby? I don't get it.

Who would like St Kilda more then Dragons.... Alicia is Werid :/ NRL is way Better then gAyFL

Everyine in the states in the comments complaining about the shows over here...well thank SJW's and overly political and social correctness for the the laim ass TV... you honestly you could bring any of the great shows back and have them like they were in the 90s in todays time and climate lol... can you imagine if they brought back "married with children" and tried to reboot it in todays feminist and SJW controlled world 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have an idea...why don't we send the piece of crap "Today Show" we have in the states to Australia and we'll take theirs.

@WirlWind494 its dikdiks

@tchp bottle-nose dolphin...

Today Show in the United States is shit compared to this.

and here we are stuck with The View in the US :/

Wakey, Wakey, hands off snakey