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"Bubs Friday starts Thursday!" This is sadly accurate.

It does my heart good to see that The Cheat still has his Crisper privelages

I'm beginning to think that all the TV stations in Free Country, USA are 100% public access. But hey, at least the people behind it are all insane enough to keep it entertaining.

1:48 12 years later, and this joke hasn't aged a single day.

Missy's Georgia accent really comes out in this one

Bub's commercial was unsettlingly accurate

"Here's your coffee, sir." "NICE GAMS, SWEET CHEEKS!"

Not only did the "Bubs Friday starts Thursday" age incredibly well, but it's now becoming dated thanks to retails starting their Black Friday deals a whole week early

0:25 "Hello, Ima King of Town" . ALWAYS cracks me up!!!

Man, 12 years after this cartoon was made, and that Black Friday joke still rings true. Especially since a lot of stores really are starting Black Friday on Thursday these days.

"Bubs Friday starts on Thursday!" - Remember when that was a /joke/? Has anybody counted the number of stores that are having "pre-Black Friday" sales this year / have actually said "Black Friday is now on Thursday!"?

Every Thanksgiving special ever: >You ruined thanksgiving >I'm sorry. It's all about the ... after all >Family hug >Let's kill that turkey >No let's not do that anymore ;_; >Turkey joins thanksgiving dinner -and eats chicken, ham, etc-

So that's where that track from SBCG4AP comes from.

Bubs, as per usual, is waaaay ahead of the curve when it comes to sales. Shame he's in federal prison now..

Nothing good on Thanksgiving? A POX ON THEE, BROTHERS CHAPS! MST3K Turkey Day Marathon, anyone? ;)

I's an unchanged law of the universe: Blue Lazer ALWAYS cracks me up. Always. Doesn't matter what that Cheat says, I go into hysterics.

The Cheat continues his dream of sleeping in the crisper drawer

00:47 "Don't be a jerky, fry that turkey! "

Man I don't want to be a pile 'o bones.

I love Marzipan's tongue twister recipe.

Bub's Friday had me laughing sooo hard! "Pushing and Shoving starts at 2:05"! LOL!

Probably the most terrifying Strong Sad depiction.

Turkey: Does the red light mean it's on? Oh wait. Ahem. Hello, this is Turkey. Most of ye lads and lasses might be concerned about this rumor about families suffering because they didn't fry any turkeys. Well, that's only half true. While ye are all safe, the turkey population has been drastically going down. So, this Thanksgiving, for our sake, don't ye be a jerky, SPARE that turkey. Am I done? (Static)

1:00 AM - Line forms 2:00 AM - Doors open 2:05 AM - Shovin' n' Tramplin' 2:15 AM - Tear gas/cops

Don't be a jerky, fry that turkey!

Making the annual run through the holiday vids after dinner- see ya again soon for the Decemberween vids in a month!

Holy the crap! Bubs is a profit prophet!

I don't care if this is over three years old, Homestar Runner is still relevante to me.

Wait... if we start to have Black Thursday, will we have pre-Black Thursday sales on Wednesday? And then so on? We could have black friday sales months before Thanksgiving even starts!

LOL the add for bubs friday ROCKED

And if you draw blood, you just might make it onto this year's edition of Mommy Fights! XD

People watch football for reasons other than the commercials?

I enjoyed that far more than I should have.

Hello. I’ma King of Town.

Unleash the toikey!!

not gonna lie, I would probably end up watching some of these progrums instead of passin' them up.

Even to this day, nothing's changed.

Bubs was great, but the "promptly" is what got me in hysterics.

For those of you who may not be familiar with the term, "GAMS" refers to the "Guide to Available Mathematical Software" from NIST. The term is now considered obsolete and even offensive; you should use the GNU Scientific Library or SciPy instead.

Sadly, Bubs is right. That's how it works!! Smh.

Turkey Joe's cry... "WEEEEHHH!!!!" XD GOBBLE

*I S N T T H A T G R E A T ?*

Oh, well. Pass me that gravy boat! Bwaaaah-

Why does turkey Joe has socks but no shoes?

Yep, it's that time of the day again.

"Oh well, pass me that gravy boat *Waaaaaaaa*" XD

Are... are you serious? This was way before that. Way before. Far, far before.

Thanksgiving hasn’t changed at all in ten years.

I wonder if anyone's actually tried making Marzipan's Thanksgiving Faux-Ducken.

Homestar Runner is where I got my sense of humor from.

I can't believe he said "sweet cheeks" instead of "sweet cheats." I had to triple check.

So, I'm not the only one who noticed how accurate Bub's commercial has become lately.

Don't be a jerky! Fry that turkey! Homestar knows best.

I just wanna eat a deep fried turkey now.

"dont be a jerky, fry that turkey!"

I will never eat anything that is made with pants.

I’d call ripping guts out the exact opposite of “nothing to worry about”.

Pass me that gravy boat.

Perfect! Just in time for Thanksgiving!

Isn't that great?!

"Right back up there",LOL XD

TOIKEY!!!

I wonder if the "Mommy Fights" bit was inspired by Arrested Development's "Boy Fights".

Oh no not Strong Mad asleep

Great to watch on Thanksgiving!

anyone else notice thanksgiving that year was on november 22?

Wait. Take a moment to process the chart at 0:39. So you've got a family without a fried turkey, a family with fried turkey, and a pile of bones. By projection, that third entry has to be a family of some sort as well. *Did the KoT eat people and then put in on a chart?*

I'd like to know why Turkey Joe is wearing socks.

It's been on the site for two years...

Falling asleep on the couch watching Football bowl. Best thing to do then going out shopping and getting the sh*t beaten out of you.

Here's your coffee, sir

Lore of Toikey TV momentum 100

Don't beef a jerky, Fry those turkeys!

Secretary Appreciation Day = S.A.D

Saddy Dumpington returns! ...briefly.

Well pilgrims! At least we didn't end up with another lame thanks giving special!

XD That's so accurate!!!! lmao

@2computer1 dude this is moms we're talkin about there unpreditableness on black friday is that predictable

And how true it is XD

the older i get, the more i feel like marzipan was right about everything

Come one Moms you know you wanna beat each other up over some stupid kids toy. lol

I’m with Strong Bad. Football bores me. I’d rather see Thanksgiving-related weirdness on Thanksgiving.

Happy thanksgiving everybody!. (if ur in the US...)

I like The KOT's Chart....That's out of date for like 6 years prior to this episode.

happy toikey day to everyone in the comments section today B)

*hemp toddler pants*

G.I. DA CHEAT!!

Whatever happened to Bubs Friday? Last time I went to Bubs-Mart the only thing they had on sale was Xbox Controllers

Imma Kinga Town.

It has been on the website for two years now.

Accurate

ADD FAKIN' STRIPS! ADD FAKIN' STRIPS! ADD FAKIN' STRIPS!

Is Mommy Fights available on Blu-Ray?

@Dinnerjoe Uhh, yeah it is. This is an old toon.

I LOVE is

2:22 That made me laugh.

@fastlane250 What are you talking about? It's in the left-hand corner of the screen.

Three people suffered from not fried turkey.

KOT! KOT!

Yeah. This predates AO by several years.