Tom Papa - How To Do Disney World Right

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#TomPapa on #LA vs #Montreal eating habits, how great #Costco is, and the best way to take your kids to #DisneyWorld .
Tom Papa stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2014
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@jessemoss5017 5 лет назад

"At home, in bed, that's the happiest place on earth." Wisdom from the mouths of babes.

@RDSports5 4 года назад

Haha, so true. I've always felt this way, which is why when friends or people from work talk about all this traveling and outdoors stuff and how fun it is, I'm just thinking, "Yeah, I like visiting places sometimes, but my favorite vacation spot is my warm, soft bed" :D

@ahitch3681 4 года назад

Will D. When your 80 I hope you remember your time in your bed as much as people who try to remember family time, events, outdoors, and you know life...

@anthonyklapp3472 3 года назад

@@JOSHCFH69 Yes

@anthonyklapp3472 3 года назад

@@JOSHCFH69 I will

@22.NUU.DRU.22 3 года назад

Eat shop

@BWater-yq3jx 5 лет назад

'Conflict-free M&M's' 😄

@Timmichanga361 5 лет назад

Literally watched this bit for the 1st time....while eating a giant box of cheez-its

@dgeorg02 3 года назад

I love his comedy style. His delivery. His cadence. His view of the world around him. Tom Papa is like butter.

@airport862 5 лет назад

One of the best comedians working today. Besides stand-up, he does guest appearances on public radio.

@benosborne5842 5 лет назад

I think he said on Joe Rogan Podcast that he was actually the program director for Live From Here, not just the Out In America guy

@joshualuntsford 4 года назад

Just on Joe Rogen today

@nancyl6745 2 года назад

You have been working hard to help with us but we will always get you

@olivyae3057 4 года назад

He looks and sounds like his name....You know what I mean?

@whambalamb 5 лет назад

Very family friendly George Carlin

@astraviil3043 2 года назад

Dear parents! Let the kids choose their favourite Disney Parks souvenirs!!! When the kids are very good, then they deserve more souvenirs. Every good behaviour kid should have 1-2 bags of Disney Parks souvenirs: plush toys, toys, mini figures, bubble blower, Mickey ears, t-shirts, jacket, drinking bottle, and some pins or magnets and etc. Please buy only those Disney Parks souvenirs, what the kids very want!!!! I know many Disney souvenirs are very expensive, but when the kids are very good all the times, then sometimes they deserve these things!!! Please be kind parents and make Your kids very happy with these Disney Parks souvenirs, what the kids have chosen and don’t say NO all the times, when the kids very deserves those Disney Parks souvenirs for good behaviour!!! Respectfully, Astra Viil 🥰🙏

@GE0attack 5 лет назад

That water bit was absolutely amazing

@magusvirga 5 лет назад

Johnny Parsnips this finally made enough sense to me to look up Plato’s allegory and it made so much sense when I rewatched that bit. Never understood Plato’s allegory before. Thank you!

@athanelbarassi2584 4 года назад

Anyone else get a Frasier vibe from him?

@tif8902 5 лет назад

I love everything about you TOM PAPA!!!

@veganvvarrior 4 года назад

Tom “say things two times” Papa

@songbirdquin 5 лет назад

Is it just me or have you heard the first few of these jokes before elsewhere???.... I mean it’s funny, but I think I’ve heard it before.

@jjryan1352 5 лет назад

Looks like copying Regan style.

@jd2424 4 года назад

The Disney joke starts at the 4 min mark.

@michaeldodd3563 5 лет назад

Brilliant! Joe Rogan brought me here.

@softlightlaboratory 5 лет назад

He's doing smart comedy

@theshirecrier-310 5 лет назад

Papa crushed!

@simonbartolomeo8548 5 лет назад

He's like Brian Regan, Todd Barry and Jim Gaffigan all in one but sill original. Hilarious!

@sdsurfgirl60 2 года назад

All great comedians

@Sunset553 5 лет назад

I thought the “time” to “number of rides” ratio was just crazy because I’m old. I end up sitting in the gutters of Main Street because I’m exhausted and I want to see the Mice.

@justjess-zl3pm 5 лет назад

Never have to go again? Obviously he has no real kids bc even after this true hell he described, kids get up at 330 am the next morning wanting to do it all over again.

@os-qt1hc 4 года назад

what do you mean by "Obviously he has no real kids"? so what are his kids then? unreal? :D :D :D

@RJFares 5 лет назад

I'm Tom Papa, I'm Tom Papa… Yea… I'm a comedian, I'm a comedian, I make jokes…

@embrezar 4 года назад

Why do so many comedians feel the need to be so repetitious? An excerpt, starting at 3:54: "I have people in my life, and uh, yeah, I've made my own people. I've made my own people. And I am their leader, I am their leader. And uh, it's summer, so we're traveling. We're traveling. And uh, took em to Disney. We went to Disney. We went to Disney World. Disney World, with the people I made." So, he mentioned people 3 times, he's their leader twice, they are traveling twice, and they went to Disney three times. Oh wait, people 4 times, he snuck another one in at the end!

@sdsurfgirl60 2 года назад

It's their style?

@sdsurfgirl60 2 года назад

Maybe his kids have made him crazy and he can't stop?

@haydenlloyd3377 2 года назад

I grew up on a farm. Mom loved kale. I like it. Boil the leaves (no stems; chop the leaves) in lightly salted water in a skillet for about 4 minutes. Hopefully almost all the water will be evaporated. Add a little oil + a little more water, if necessary, salt and pepper. Sauté it for 1 minute. Serve it with ketchup. It’s great.

@kodarpy 3 года назад

I always say that calories at a disney park doesn’t count cause you burn so much off from the hot ass sun.

@CJ_Pharaoh 5 лет назад

My wallet at an organic outlet / whole foods: BRUH

@aaronmillard257 2 года назад

Life advice from one of the wisest

@Mushroom321- 5 лет назад

"its hard to tell the eating from the puke out". 🤣

@Tru1981 7 месяцев назад

Why does he remind me of a young Jack Nicholson? 😂

@rubywordsmith9609 4 года назад

conflict-free M&Ms, I love it, so true

@teresawilkinson6231 4 года назад

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@MK-hh1vo 4 года назад

About kale, it's all true! 😂

@reganwolf4405 4 года назад

in my country the Netherlands everybody eats "Kall "of a yough age. it is normal here we call it Boerenkool we make it as a mass patatos with juice and a wurst lol. or just like dish ..

@silvijosabajo7579 5 лет назад

My favorite comedian!!

@o.t. 5 лет назад

The repeating is not necessary. Who gives their kids $500?

@DeAthWaGer 4 года назад

Did you see the number of seats this man fills? Pretty sure he can afford it. 500 will go fast in a Disney shop, literally a giant stuffed animal or 2 and a couple shirts you might have enough left over for a turkey leg and a churro.

@rickshannep4033 4 года назад

True this about LA and about Disney World. Funny!!

@leightnite3056 4 года назад

A true master!

@jayscarbrough2276 4 года назад

I wanted to fist bump that ending through my computer screen.

@macrosense 4 года назад

just stay home and watch the cartoons made before 1960

@غريرالعسل-ز4د 3 года назад

Whadya mean "you made your own people"

@WillBlindYouWithLight 5 лет назад

😂🤣😂🤣😂 so true

@mauriciogerhardt3209 5 лет назад

Laughing about the people that care about the world. Super smart

@technic1285 5 лет назад

That's why we do it

@acchaladka 5 лет назад

Oooh you're such a victim. Poor you!

@electthelambda 5 лет назад

"Care about the world" Did you miss the part about how most of the trendy foods are flown in from other countries (burning tons of fossil fuels) rather than something locally sourced and bought in bulk. Enjoy your poop covered LA streets, Captain Planet.

@acchaladka 5 лет назад

@Mauricio as well as for the most part the produce that's shipped thousands of miles like that has an efficiency of scale that makes its emissions and resource use much much lower than some locally made handcrafted bullshit which costs twice the price. Mostly the buyers of the locally organic "sustainable" stuff are the type to have crystals in their vagina and call themselves "spiritual not religious." Good luck, Gwyneth.

@sillybutt7 5 лет назад

Why did Tom Papa turn into Eddie echo when he started talking about his family?

@GT6SuzukaTimeTrials 5 лет назад

You could just idk not have kids lol

@Sunset553 5 лет назад

He has another routine where he says after you’re married long enough, you need something else to talk about, so you start making people.

@anactualalpaca7016 4 года назад

Just putting this out there putting chicken in a salad ruins the whole purpose of a salad.

@skateloser4088 4 года назад

What, starvation?

@MK-hh1vo 4 года назад

@@skateloser4088 because you'll starve if you don't eat a chicken?

@PortiaMonique 5 лет назад

He’s amazing 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🌟

@universalorlandochica 5 лет назад

Kale was never meant for human consumption or any other living being for that matter

@Mushroom321- 5 лет назад

😂

@hishamlabban6308 4 года назад

Is he bullying Cali.?

@trevorhamilton96 5 лет назад

Gaffigan Vibes

@Empanda9 5 лет назад

I'm wondering if he actually went to Disneyland because the cars ride is there, not Disney World.

@ernestoberger7589 5 лет назад

Pretty much Jim Gaffigan's routine with other words.

@sanjuansteve 5 лет назад

Is it just me that finds it irritating how frequently Tom repeats himself, repeats himself?

@JTF544 4 года назад

Its one of many ways to cover when you are trying to recall something but its on the tip of your tounge, it shouldnt be used all the time, but its a better stand in for uh or um. Done well and infrequently its barely noticeable, but obviously not the case for him.