Tom Papa - If You Are Married, You Win

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#TomPapa on how marriage changes the relationship and why kids are just terrible roommates.
Tom Papa stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2010.
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@rsuffridge1 5 лет назад

"We're not fighting, we're just communicating!"

@CLOUD-sq5oe 4 года назад

zimbraben typical us😂👌🏼

@lorenanders702 3 года назад

Fighting is just a form of loving.

@dominiquenelson6811 2 года назад

That's me and my husband lmao, then I be like, you Hungry?

@JK-wz7uj 5 лет назад

Children, the worlds worst room mates - classic

@love2000amglam 5 лет назад

1:17 "Because I know I have the rest of my life to get her back."

@programnow7843 4 года назад

love2000amglam until they get divorced

@mascadadelpantion8018 3 года назад

@@programnow7843 that would not count as the rest of your life·°~}

@DarthFurie 5 лет назад

Lol the parent voicemails 😂😂

@TheQuaintHousewife 5 лет назад

I thought only my parents did that. Haha.

@Manuelucci2 6 лет назад

I'm glad youtube offered me this. His timing and the act as a whole are impecable.

@ADerpyReality 5 лет назад

"You convince her you're not a rapist that's a special night" lol!

@jingle_bells4798 4 года назад

I'm a daughter of this kind of married couple, and I approve this message as 101% accurate.

@gianpaj 4 года назад

9:39 "Find somebody to love, and drag them to the end with you"

@aylinyilmaz4031 5 лет назад

Hilarious! Married 17 years with 3 kids and so much of this applies.

@MissOJAY 5 лет назад

Do you enjoy being married?

@Logan-nf3fz 4 года назад

@@MissOJAY it's been 3 months and he hasn't replied so theres somethin for ya

@pkernoob786 4 года назад

Seriously... Tom Papa isn't someone you want to relate too.

@micfranco697 4 года назад

27 years old 3 kids married for 2 years....wtf did I do 😑😑😑😑😑

@radamseymusic 4 года назад

11 years three kids here

@whiskeylinux 4 года назад

9:34 "That's the whole key to life: Find someone you love and drag 'em to the end with ya. That's it." - Tom Papa

@mayabartholomew3402 3 года назад

Tom papa is like that guy that can help you through depression by saying it is okay to feel sad

@miakayuki1212 5 лет назад

This is John Mulaney’s long lost cool uncle

@loverain2229 5 лет назад

"Where the hell did you learn that? " 😃😄

@MotleyStew 5 лет назад

PMSL 7:23 “You’re awesome! I don’t even have to get high with you.” 😂😂😂

@teresadalessio1 5 лет назад

My husband is the weatherman too lolol

@Archangeldawn 4 года назад

Your husband as the weather man forecasts that you can expect a few inches tonight.

@huberfloover 4 года назад

I have an Echo in my room...pretty sure I ask her (Alexa) the weather every half hour

@nozomisasaki3403 5 лет назад

"We're like a sick bear from Chernobyl." That earned a thumbs up.

@Volvican 5 лет назад

Why is he dressed like he’s about to sell me a car in the 70s?

@KJKP 5 лет назад

Canadian.

@Sunset553 5 лет назад

He’s the weatherman

@Carl-LaFong1618 5 лет назад

Ron Burgundy wardrobe. Available at Kmart or Buffums.

@francisbell1961 5 лет назад

He married so does not care about looks

@petermrwelson 5 лет назад

LMFO That’s hilarious comment 😂😂😂😂

@StephieO08 5 лет назад

Loved the bit about small talk with his daughter. Lmao.

@KhoPhi 4 года назад

One of a few stand-ups the comedian was so good the audience laughed throughout nonstop. I got tired laughing 😂😂😂

@pkernoob786 4 года назад

Bot

@yazajag 5 лет назад

"I think there was a unicorn in my room last night because I saw sparkles..." wow, the that was profoundly deep and adorable all at once. 🦄💕

@MakeWay4CJ 4 года назад

Yeah....unless we find out that her mom is a stripper and just comes to check on her after work.....then she'd just be observant.

@xSayPleasex 3 года назад

@@MakeWay4CJ A stripper that's married....she really would be a unicorn 🤣

@smollsquishytaeil Год назад

@@xSayPleasex strippers are people ... Some are married

@MrKaje72 4 года назад

Based off his clothes/voice, I couldn’t tell if this was performed in this decade .

@danielnobel5869 4 года назад

Or even this century

@ang_ro 4 года назад

The backdrop isn't helping

@nicolepowers9502 4 года назад

Ik he looks like a pastor

@paintedpony2935 3 года назад

Duh! He's not the only one there. Did you SEE the audience? You're not too bright, so I suggest you keep your snarky comments to yourself.

@rocketpoweredunicorn 3 года назад

@@paintedpony2935 Also, the material was outdated

@siddharthkrishnan3317 5 лет назад

Tom Papa is one of the few clean comics I like!

@chefjoanna333 5 лет назад

I would like to introduce you to Nate Bargatze! Check him out!!

@davedanger9839 4 года назад

Brian Regan. The ultimate.

@LeaDesigner 2 года назад

Also Jim Gaffigan

@darrenwells3642 6 лет назад

This guy cracks me up EVERY time. Great material, excellent delivery, very funny guy.

@mickael486 4 года назад

"We're Not Fighting, We're COMMUNICATING!!" lol

@Angela-tt5ik 4 года назад

He would be the perfect sitcom actor.

@kayvazquez9610 5 лет назад

I loved this standup! "Do you smell rainbows?" 😂

@jphaolai526 4 года назад

"If I am still awake" 😂😂😂😂😂

@reganwolf4405 4 года назад

🤣🤭

@IanPatrickOfficial 5 лет назад

They should have had him as a voice in "Boss baby." ha he would have killed it.

@queazeproductions 5 лет назад

Tom Papa is the perfect clean comedian

@BeanWagon90 4 года назад

This guy looks like a cross between Jack Nicholson and John Cena

@alexanderbyrne9684 4 года назад

That is a crime

@NyanHomeschoolGirl17 4 года назад

Holy shit so fucking accurate LMAO

@MsKJohnson86 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@ortizsantana4141 4 года назад

LMFAO HOLY SHIT

@alex-machina 3 года назад

Not the mashup we asked for, but apparently the one we needed 😲

@TheRealestIdealist 5 лет назад

This was funnier than I thought it was going to be! Glad I clicked

@TheInspired79 3 года назад

Man that "wash your hands lady" bit hits different in 2020 😂😂😂

@ki-oh 4 года назад

Watched when it came out in 2017 cause my boyfriend sent this to me. 3 years later and still together, I still find this really funny. Watched 3 times this week. This is a really good stand-up comedy.

@happycamper3561 Год назад

Did you break up yet

@gedenirfiorese3523 4 года назад

2:55 2020 every lady is the “wash your hands” lady.

@omsshikulkarni 6 лет назад

That's really really good material ..

@TriggeredJelly 5 лет назад

Quality humour without placeholders, rapid-fire style? Sign me up, this guy is a keeper!

@EastFame 5 лет назад

Tom Papa never disappoints

@nononsense5182 3 года назад

Dude was a nice change, so relatable and very funny Yes, he had me chuckling thinking about those situations.

@nasik9 6 лет назад

This guy is a comedic genius😂😂😂😊

@bigdawgez 4 года назад

nasik9 really is. He just took the most used subject and made it sound fresh I have a dark sense of humor and thought this shit was hilarious

@scottfulps2065 4 года назад

Never heard of Tom Papa but omg he had me in tears! He’s hilarious!🤣

@mrsorg87 5 лет назад

That was a STRONG set! Tom Papa is awesome

@asurname3698 6 лет назад

communicating in a timely fashion.

@courtneyheney2886 6 лет назад

Hahaha “weird twizzlers coming out of the nipples.”! Saw him open for Seinfeld last night and he was fantastic!

@almasandhu9895 2 года назад

Tom Papa brilliant, I've never laughed so hard 😁😄😂

@machachaist 4 года назад

Love Tom Papa's humor, makes me feel good. every t-i-m-e

@ramesnashat1 6 лет назад

Real talent loved it

@nekyred 5 лет назад

I think i found a new favorite comedian

@loved1lost333 5 лет назад

Thank you Tom. I am now a new fan. You’re funny as sh*t. I needed a good laugh.

@patrickbonham949 4 года назад

"Shoot me in the face" 😂😂😂

@RyanRCRacing Год назад

Legendary performance by the great and powerful Tom Papa. Heard part of this on Facebook Reels and had to get to the source of the gold.

@nathgomez4750 5 лет назад

Babies...the worst roommates ever...Preach man!

@RDSports5 4 года назад

Tom Papa is like if Frasier Crane became a stand-up comedian, haha. Good material man, well done, lol

@lb8825 5 лет назад

Great comedy! I was laughing the whole time!

@VoltairesRevenge 5 лет назад

"Your father's on my face."

@glyph2011 2 года назад

Discovered Tom on “this is not happening” from Comedy Central, and thanks to the youtube algorithm, loads of his stuff has appeared. This set is my favourite so far. Spot on with the observations and that line about “drag em to the end with ya” had me laughing out loud. So true. 👍👍 why is this guy not more famous? His delivery and material is so great! 👍👍

@craigsnedden3051 6 лет назад

Nice to hear comedy without profanity, this guy is a true class act!

@o0LoveLove0o 6 лет назад

Craig Snedden I curse like a sailor but I appreciate it also

@shark11175 6 лет назад

Pussy

@Smokealotofblunts 5 лет назад

He swears a bit in his acts. He just can’t do it on this network he is performing on.

@Gymnopediea 5 лет назад

Trevor Noah and John Mulaney also.

@zachferell8257 5 лет назад

Watch Dry Bar Comedy. It is all clean comedy and hilarious

@FabulousKilljoy917 4 года назад

🤣big facts! Like this is so accurate, and you feel it with any long term relationships, not just marriage.

@MrWallybones 8 месяцев назад

First time watching Tom Papa and I have tears rolling down my cheeks! So funny 😂 A true pro!

@chiz4957 4 года назад

He’s dressed like Dwight schrute

@Sophiiebee 6 лет назад

LOL This came right on time!! Thank you so much :D

@talalmirza55 6 лет назад

Smellycat true freakn that!

@joshfalk2703 5 лет назад

That's what she said

@pianogirl9676 4 года назад

This guy is pure gold!!!

@twofatchicksproductions9015 3 года назад

Loved every second! Love you Tom Papa. Breaking Bread is a great podcast

@madametia5379 6 лет назад

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He is so funny! Hilarious! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Replay! I needed this!

@neghiethervil5606 4 года назад

Every word out of this guy's mouth had me rolling. 😂

@rare.phukin.spotted.halibut 6 лет назад

Damn that made my morning! Thanks!

@NqanaweLIVE 5 лет назад

This is some really good stuff.

@MsMilkytheclown1 6 лет назад

HYSTERICAL. thank you.

@kagisomotsemme1890 3 года назад

Amazing set. Best I've seen in a while.

@shumetesam7407 4 года назад

This is the best comedy everrrrrr😍😍 so realistic, funny and educational 👌

@chinita1pr 5 лет назад

Wow, this gift is good. His timing is amazing.

@anber4129 3 года назад

Hilarious 💜 loved it. His timing was great, I was hooked!

@thesilverfamily 6 лет назад

He's awesome.

@lumenwrites 6 лет назад

Wow this guy is great!

@bubbercakes528 3 года назад

Thank you Mr. Papa, great gig!

@TheWorld_2099 4 года назад

Aaah, the simplicity of it... Thanks for the wisdom Tom..!

@garybowers1046 6 лет назад

is among the best!

@MsSammyChing 4 года назад

Great comedy writing and telling! So much wit, and line by line cracks that keep you laughing! 😍😍

@steveelam4810 5 лет назад

Comedy is such great therapy for the down moments of life

@shanedivix9306 4 года назад

Spectacular material!

@KathleenJean53 5 лет назад

Thanks, I needed that!

@josephsm4661 5 лет назад

Very true! Appreciate your understanding ...

@teresal7890 5 лет назад

Killer delivery. I'm in tears.

@fireorchid25 6 лет назад

I laughed so hard thank you 😁

@mickyunit 5 лет назад

Waiting at the Doctor office. Made me laugh aloud a few times. Thanks for posting!

@matthewrammig Год назад

What a great set!

@EJofLA 4 года назад

Wow Tom- that was an awesome set thanks!

@thea-team6439 4 года назад

Absolute. Pure. Gold.

@thomasdonaldson463 6 лет назад

Never knew this guys name, go Tom papa haha

@rinastein8622 Год назад

every morning I wake up, put on my continuous Papa reel, and by the time I get done with all the "stuff" I'm in such a great mood LOL

@SlugSage 5 лет назад

Great set.

@KennyBoyd6 5 лет назад

excellent

@MrPdash 4 года назад

Great set!

@MuathAmin 4 года назад

This is gold tbh. Pure comedy.

@djuraster 5 лет назад

class act...what a delivery

@Houndlover10 5 лет назад

Effortless and genius!!loved this!!

@LyndaGFavorites 4 года назад

Tom always makes me laugh 😂

@billbixby557 4 года назад

He rocked that set from start to finish!

@alien9279 4 года назад

this was amazing, I need more xD

@delladaoust8278 5 лет назад

Had a really great laugh !!!! Hilarious

@annetenorio983 5 лет назад

simply Superb!!