Women know things that men don't, it's a miracle that men survive at all according to Fred Klett. Watch "One Of Ten" by Fred Klett only at www.drybarcomedy.com/fredk
I've always wondered if "woman" is simply a contraction for "woe unto man". So I asked my wife. Then I bought a new couch because the other one was uncomfortable to sleep on.
Just celebrated 21 years of marriage, I can definently relate. I have found out I'm color blind, half deaf, and possibly stupid. I couldn't make it without her.
My friends commented that they love how I refer to my wife as honey, darling sweetie etc even after thirty years of marriage. Truth is I forgot her name and I am too scared to ask!!
I admit, I too thought that shirt was pink until he made that pronouncement. I once had an orange shirt. My girlfriend never said anything about it. Then I married her. The shirt disappeared. Some questions are best left unasked.
Andrew Velonis My husband has discovered over the decades that the parts of his wardrobe that I don't care for tend to stay at the bottom of the hamper indefinitely. Like his trumpkin pie Thanksgiving shirt? If he can find it and wants to wear it bad enough, he can wash it. Lol
there is a Chris Rock joke : you think you live in YOUR house? Try putting a picture of your mom in a living room of YOUR house, and see what the real owner will say. My gf's dad found a religious painting, he loved it. wanted to put it up. Now It hangs in the garage :)
@@respecthumankind333 Lol. That might even be a right theory since men mostly hunted while women gathered berries or whatever in hunter gatherer groups. I can see things from the corner of my eye whereas my wife often can not and has to turn her head. On the other hand I have a hard time finding things if they are unsorted.
Men find things better from a few feet back... I don't know why, all i know is if I tell the 3 guys I live with who can't find the tartar sauce in the fridge to take 2 steps back, they suddenly find it.
Truth be told, I have actually seen one instance where 2 adult men both accompanied by their wives while the wives are shopping, picking up items and making the husbands carry their bags, and the husband's when crossing each other, exchanged a look of mutual understanding and empathy. They never spoke a word. It was all in thir eyes.
Why plot twist, he was describing{humorously} how he is under his wive thumb, making money in the process which money will be spend the way she want, the loudest laughs were coming from the women in the audience.
Hes really good! Dang. This is the kind of comedian we need. One that's genuinely funny, and doesn't need all those curse words and uses his experiences.
Makes total sense, the only person in the mcu who lived with a woman (she treated him like a wife would) for prolonged period of time was tony, but i didn't know thanos had a wife in the mcu. Hey look knowledge got imparted on me.
CORRECTION: My MAN doesn’t know what HE likes at a restaurant. went to a restaurant with my husband and he ordered something I remembered he didn’t like BUT I kept my trap shut and as a result had to listen to him talk about how he didn’t like what he picked.
"So where do you want to go for dinner tonight, hon? You pick." "Okay! How about chinese?" "Ugh, no, you always pick chinese. I'm sick of it. Pick something else." "Okay... Then let's have sushi." "That's too expensive." "...Pizza?" "You know it upsets my stomach!" "Okay, then I don't know where we should go. You pick." "Ugh, why do you always make *me* decide?!" Or... "Where do you want to go for dinner tonight, hon? You pick." "I dunno. Where do *you* want to go?" Same result; much faster.
James McInnis thank you for bringing this forth.. that was mean when I read it again, but I wrote it without mean intention & humorously.. gosh..twin peaks has stained my mind since I was real little, and it surfaces through me.. God I wish I could erase it from my memory bank.
"He said: I'm hungry, she said: No you're not" - Reminds me of a story: My grandfather used to be an avid mountain hiker, which he would usually do with a group of male friends. As some point, when they had already children, they went on a family hiking tour. And when my grandma, not a hiker at all, said that she needed a break, he just replied: "No, we don't need a break now". Despite what it now may seem after this story, my grandparents were lovely to each other all the years until my grandfathers death. Even the nurses who cared for them noticed, how they still interacted lovely with each other, each one calling the other by sweet little names.
My grandfather had intermittent deafness. One day my grandmother and I walked into the hall and said softly “money”. My grandfather immediately wanted to know why we were talking about money! 😁. He couldn’t respond to a question from 2 feet away but he heard that.
Ok, so after finding 3 comedians, that I never heard of, and laughing harder than ever...I'm downloading the free app for Dry Bar Comedy!! I NEVER DOWNLOAD APPS. This is big for me. Thank you for the lauhgs!! 😂😂🤣🤣🌟🌟🎯
@@cadavher I've got the best wife in the world. Just because she doesn't want me wearing a pink shirt doesn't mean that she isn't the best thing that ever happened to me. I wouldn't trade her for anything or anyone in the world!
His last bit hit home! I'm color deficient and as a kid my mom would buy me pink shirts. When I'd question the color, she said they weren't pink, they were flesh tone. I learned how to throw a punch early.
. You should check out George Carlin and Richard Pryor--don't know if you ever heard of them but they are considered two of the greatest of all time--and they curse up a storm
@Ethan Slicer Can you maybe flip off? You're going around in the comment section being a salty jerk. No one cares about your trash opinion-and if you don't have anything nice to say, please don't say anything at all.
As a 70 year old woman giving you advice, men are ok at first. Whatever you do, marry someone who loves you more than you love him, but a man you respect. Make sure he wants to take care of his family financially, but do your own thing so that you can be independent. Sense of humor, intrinsic and spiritual values same as yours is important. Blessings to you, Dearest One. 🙏🏼❤️
4:09 “My wife not only told me I breath too loud, she told me the exact distance from which people can hear me.” At this point I was already grinning and thinking, “8 feet.” Him: *“... A MAI-UHL!”* I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD
My husband is about to watch this. Earlier I watched it on my iPad, laughed so much. It’ll be interesting to see how he reacts. Update! Yes, he smiled and thought it very good indeed. I laughed as I watched it again. Humour, don’t you just love it? 46 years…and I’m still hanging in there - so is he! 😉
I think this applies to all relationships that involve women. Me: "Mom I don't want to wear that pinkish orange dress!" Mom: "It's not orange it's coral!"
Mom: Go get me that black box Me: Mom there is no black box Mom: Oh yeah than what is THIS Me: But that's green? Mom: No your colorblind, u unthinking child Me: *confusion*
I laughed so hard at this!!! Reminds me of my grandparents...🤣. He would actually ask her permission to get a diet Coke out of the fridge, and her answer would usually be no!!! 😂😂😂😂😂