tomsegura.com/ Netflix is a Joke Exclusive: Tom Segura had a weird encounter with his famous neighbor. Bonus material from Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (now on Netflix)
Can any of you people come up with any original? I've seen this comment under everything Tom Segura related with 2 weeks. It's pathetic, stop being so f**king stupid.
I saw Tom last year, died laughing the whole time, and remembered absolutely none of it by the time it was over... Was dyeing from laughter too much to retain anything! One of the bests!
@drchico40 But considering he lives in Texas, and this definitely fits what Ted Cruz would say, I honestly believe it Like who else is this big of a weird dork?
It is touching how a man crippled by PTSD from fighting for all of our freedoms in fallujah, out in the open seas in a bulgarian tanker, bazaars in morocco, and more, has the courage to go on stage and make everyone around him laugh. Thank you for your service o7.
Tom is a trust fund baby that has never needed to work a day in his life. He's father was the VP at Merrill Lynch. The guy grew up with a tennis court and pool and his backyard amongst other things.
I was wondering where the joke was. It was Ted Cruz....k....and..... Oh that was the punch. Ya.....😅 Ya that was 👍. Unless you're a dem that joke just reads as a sentence.
Tom did this bit when we saw him live and I completely forgot about it (he was in my city last August)...nice to hear again and get another good laugh out of it
Tom talking to Bobby Lee about being shamed by Sushi restaurant owners for eating too much food while imitating them can be an hour long bit 😂 I’ll watch it every dayyy
@@saulshennan6825 Then you dont know any good sushi restaurant owners or chefs. Japanese culture is very against wasting food. If they dont care at all about you wasting food they are probably very americanised.
I watched it last week and this joke was not in the special. Perhaps they added it back in. Edit: Or maybe it has to do with what country it is being watched from? That is a possibility.
You just know he’s one of the politicians who’s fought to keep it legal in their state for parents to marry off their daughters as young as 12 to older men in their churches 😬
*I wish Ted would try to sue him.* A guy who politically supports a person who takes shots at his wife and dad ••• deciding to take a stand _against a comedian?!_ *That would be as poor of a decision as abandoning your state to fly to Cancún.*
That is an interesting thought... these interactions seem awkward and snicker-laugh worthy... unlike Bert's style.. whether you love or hate him, his movie is a great representation of his joke-telling. Bert is one of those people who you could watch his interactions in person and just think.. this is a pretty average day.. then you hear his joke regarding the same exact interactions you witnessed and make a great story out of them. Tom on the other hand, his interactions seem to be more like.. ohh.. this guy is definitely about to do something stupid, I gotta see this. Both rely heavily on internal dialogue
It’s weird 💩 said by a Senator *that implies* if he’s saying this out loud to a new neighbor _the stuff he says privately or looks up online is_ *really bizarre* … it’s just *”locker room talk”* … like the stuff you say when you’re mic’d up on a bus❗️
That whole set-up I was thinking to myself - "There's no way that even Cruz is that fucking weird... Bush maybe? Bush ignores societal norms and personal boundaries too... Who can it be? Oh wait fuck my ears it's Teddy."
@@RHTeebs *Exactly!* Jeb: Former Florida Governor ••• GW (Prior to President) Former Texas Governor ••• Pappy Bush 🪦 ••• Billy Bush 🚌 *What other famous BUSH men are there?!*
If that is Ted Cruz then he’s funnier than I thought. Because opening and then continuing a conversation like that, with someone you’ve never met, is absolutely hilarious
Sledgehammer is a great piece of work, definitely among his best. He's such a naturalistic storyteller that the time just flies by with his specials. Gonna watch it again tonight
You should ask Ted to investigate Garth. They're both in the same business: entertainment and serial killing. They could compare notes and dumping grounds.
Good to see Segura still killing it on stage. The man is a work horse. Between YMH, being on the road while maintaining parenthood and everything in between.. it’s a wonder how he’s had what little available time to have gotten in such good shape.
I feel like comedians have a loooot of time on their hands. They can probably think of jokes while doing every day normal stuff that us plebes have to worry about after a work week
I was wondering what happened to this joke. When my wife and I went to the show in Phoenix (during the taping for the special) he told it, and I was waiting on it when I watched. But also, some douchebag heckled during our show and stopped everything, so I’m not surprised much of our show didn’t make it in. Idk why anybody would heckle a guy the paid $100 some odd bucks to see and get kicked out. Funny thing was, before the show, the heckler had walked right past my wife and I on the way to his seat w his buddy, and just by the way he looked and walked I told my wife-that guy is a fuckin douchebag”. When he came back around on his way out I couldn’t fuckin believe it
