TOO MANY RELICS! | A20 Defect Run | Slay the Spire 

That act 4 boss fight had more energy than ive had in every floor ive ever done combined.

broke: double energy woke: multicast plasma

Too many relics. Too much energy. Too much block. This is the run of "too much."

so that's a 3 energy 0 focus deck that oneshots act3 elites by playing a 5-cost attack twice seems like a sound deckbuilding strategy

I like how this video canonizes that the plural of Jorbs is Jorbses

"The Heart has taken 200 damage just at random" (after just chucking three meteors at it). Sure.... at random.

there is no such thing as too many relics, youtube jorbs

I think I noticed a bug with reinforced body at 1:06:25 - you released your click on reinforced body with ~18 energy from what I can tell despite the energy continuing to go up to 38 after casting multicast on a plasma orb. You should have gotten 38*7 block from reinforced body which would be 267 total. Instead, you ended the turn with 128 block, or 18*7 - the amount of energy you had when you released the card. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, it’s late and I may just be doing math horribly wrong but this just doesn’t add up to me right now.

Yeah, lemme just use reainforced body to get 999 block CASUALLY

Wait. You got 60 energy in one turn on this run, and your title is ‘too many relic’ ????

Early jorbs on day 6 of the quarantine. I've seen this one on twitch, good to see youtube jorbs being nice and sharing other jorbs' runs.

I am literally jaw dropping amazed at this deck. I knew crazy stuff can happen with defect but THIS. . . THIS is crazy.

Yesterday I tried to do a similar run to this but only after I swapped my staring relic for Choker (similar in that it had Pyramid, high cost cards and Turbo, definitely not the Necro + Meteor thing). I actually made it to the Heart with that deck, which was fun.

First meteor strike had me in awe. Second meteor strike made me giggle.

Me: Saw old infinite combo deck video 2 days ago in recommendation. Jorbs: *Uploaded new infinite combo video next day* Me: Saw Ironclad video with "So many relics" in title in recommendation today. Jorbs: *Uploaded this video* Wtf, RU-vid algorithms can now predict the future.

Just imagine if you also got Courier and Shovel. How many relics could you get?

I'm disappointed he didn't let the heart kill itself on his thorns.

Alternate title: The Meatiest Strikes

This run was anything but a conventional defect deck

Jorbs : *add double energy Me: Wow, you break the game

I feel like juzu bracelet would be a good way to increase your odds of getting those juicy act 2 events

Turns out, MicroJorbs are the true building blocks of life

25:36 - I immediately switched tabs to gmail to check my new message

chat person who made the "as a treat" joke rules whoever they are

This run made me very happy

jorbs: builds up 15 energy in a single turn also jorbs: plays tempest jorbs again: "I AM BECOME DEATH"

You're a God with this deck!

lol that Gmail notification had me tripping for a moment.

Damn i cant even beat A3 with the Defect. I simple cannot build Decks for him.

Look at this man, STEALING Twitch Jorbs’s content! Smh my head.

tastelesscasual really living up to their name with "S/he"

That disrespect at the end XD

No claw is flaw!

Anyone know what ogbomosho means? Is it an acronym of affection?

Why is there a mini jorbs in the bottom?

If we're on about Corona, both paracetamol and ibuprofen dampen fever, one of the symptoms of Corona (covid 19) Not sure how that's relevant, am quite drunk atm, but I heard the discussion and wanted to butt in.

Must be pretty discouraging for the heart seeing those shenanigans...

The title is a bamboozlement. Half the relics didn't matter when Ice Cream, Calipers, and Necro were the ones that actually mattered.

I love memes

should have been titled "too much energy"

Well that was a unique way to win. Haha.

Watch jorbs games. Pick runic pyramid. Get REKT even with ascension 1

This run is cursed

Hijacking this comment section to point out that ibuprofen exacerbates the coronavirus. I mean, it's right at the start of the video, I gotta warn you guys. Edit: Haha, I feel stupid after letting it run for like one more minute. Should have never doubted chat. You da real MVPs.

!Toorelics

Shovel?

But did he do the D I G?

wow

22:50 Does Dualcast target the other weakest enemy after killing one?

what a preposterous deck

is it just me or does the frost orb in Rainbow look like a wang

That missplay vs champ. 5 cards in deck 4 handpace and he holds the void. Doesnt happen often

Watching the last fight before heart is painful seeing jorbs have a plasma sitting in first slot abd multicast for multiple turns. Bruh jus double ur energy and gg this

ibuprofen was actually found dangerous for this particular disease, go for paracetamol and stay safe y'all

is it (j)obrs who won that run?

You can make a tier list of relics. The tier list would have to be something more akin to "How many applicable scenarios, that I can think of, would this relic give me positive outcomes as opposed to neutral or negative?".

So many people in chat said Iboprofen is bad, when this was debunked to be fake news.....

I`m new, someone pls tell me what he always says when he gets a sub.