Shane Smith is the king of the top ten, most of which didn’t raise a smile let alone make me laugh, only Shane had me laughing out loud, and I’ve seen that routine 3 or 4 times already.
Yup … I heard it often as a kid “go outside and don’t come back till the sun starts coming down” and I have three words “magic wooden spoon” more accurate then a sniper rifle and burns hotter then the sun. Ahh memories lol
1:01:22 I was once bored during the night time, and started to play with my air rifle in the kitchen. I decided that my dartboard would be the target. BUT it was an expensive bristle dartboard, and I did use it every day to play darts. I didn't want to ruin it. So clever me, I flipped it over to the back. Now.. Anyone who ever owned an expensive dartboard knows where this anecdote is going. The back of the dartboard was basically 1 inch thick solid chipboard. I pinned a paper target to the board and retreated to the far end of the kitchen. 3 pumps of my Daisy Powerline 2.2 and took aim. Do you know... As I clicked the trigger... the pellet hit me right in the middle of the forehead within I'm going to say 1/10 of a second? Literally.. right in the middle of the forehead. I mean, it only made a red mark as such. Certainly didn't break the skin. I wore spectacles back then, so I would just about have been ok had the pellet rebounded towards my eyes. But still a valuable lesson learned. lol
OMG! This is the First Time I've seen this video! Until Now! I've never seen Ben Brainard! OMG! Ben Brainard is Funny! Ben, You are Awesome! Keep Up The Great Work! LOL! And The Funny Thing is is I've been past NAS Jax before! I'm not from that area originally. I'm sorry I haven't discovered you until now.... probably because, I just came in from drinking hose water! I'm a Gen X'er! =D Ben, You're Amazing! Keep Rockin It!=D
The accent thing is actually not necessarily true. Our friend Mariko (Japanese) had a hard time understanding my mom because she would do that. 😂😂 but when my sister, dad, and I talked to her normally she could understand just fine. We tried to be mindful to speak a little slower and they did the same when I stayed with her family in Japan.
@@ThatOnePieceKid I've found it depends on how they learned. If they learned it from a native English speaker, it'll be easier for them to understand unaltered English. But if they learned from another person who learned it as a second language, they'll probably have an easier time understanding English with an accent.
My parents both retired from NAS Jax and I partly grew up there and the couple other military base/posts/etc around the area. The way he described the base and outer area is accurate. Never had that type of runaround there though.
The first one was the lowest hanging fruit of stereotypes. Second one, I was a military spouse for 12 years and I cant count how many soldiers actually have a razor or two in one of their pockets so they arent out of regulation on their face, hair, or uniform. Also yeah we're all ex-strippers.... jk but it was funny. Lol
While I have only listened to the first two comedians so far, The video of the second comedian and his super long bit about his ID was kind of boring and definitely laborious to listen to. The first minute was kind of amusing, but then became highly repetitive and uninteresting. I would put it among the worst Drybar material I listened to this year. The clip from the first comedian was good but not great.
@DailySource interesting that I was the opposite. had to skip the first act cause it didn't jive with me. Got bored with 2nd act and here I am in the comments.
Disheartening? How so? This is meant to promote the DryBar channel, why wouldn't DryBar choose the clips? People let the big ethical issues slide these days, and chose to climb onto a tall horse (lol) over the pettiest issues...
@@montananerd8244 I think they said it was disheartening because there were funnier clips to choose from that would better promote their channel.. but idk, just what I read.. That is a weird word to use to describe the sentiment though.. disheartening seems a bit dramatic.. however, that's what peaked my interest to look at the comments, LoL..
I have to agree. The lineup wasn't that great. I love dry bar comedy but this wasn't what I expected, I guess. Especially the number one I wasn't lmao like I have with the other comedians I have watched. Apparently i haven't watched them all because some of these I haven't seen.
I wish I understood why. Kathleen Madigan, Anjelah Johnson, Tammy Pescatelli are brilliant but rare. I think maybe a lot of women just lack the necessary life experience.
He’s definitely very unoriginal in his style. He’s watched a lot of Jim Carrey movies and thinks if you add fake anger and over the top to every interaction - then it’s funny. The scenario wasn’t that frustrating to warrant shouting or exasperation. It didn’t make sense that he got into the compound and went to two places and was NOT asked for a valid PASS because they needed a valid I.D. Then suddenly an EXPIRED I.D was irrelevant because NOW a valid PASS is somehow required. D’oh. Also trying to shoe horn “Target didn’t require an ARMY IDENTIFICATION doesn’t make sense” Comedy is funny when it’s true, or a surprise, or a pun. But never when it makes zero sense.
I get afraid being all white people, I'm white. It's discomforting, especially when you have lived all over like me. It doesn't feel good to be solely around your own 😢 c or. You know. So thank you. I thought I was alone on this. My kid, white, said when we moved to Idhao 2 years ago....hey mom..have. Have you noticed everyone is white? I did. We laughed! But it's scary having no color around. I like being amongst every culture and color. My son is the funniest and w, I lived in NM, and he randomly said white people are the worst. They are!!! I see what everyone is talking about now, and I'm proud my kid does too. Anyhow, thank u for staying what I am afraid to say. We all feel this. I should know this. Ugh..I really should.
It was the generation just before the boomers (the greatest??) who introduced their children to smoked-up cars and homes. The boomers merely inherited some of those delightful habits. The MOST delightful was exchanging tobacco for cannabis!!
