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Top 10 Hilarious Movie Speeches!
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These speeches were ridiculously funny, and had us laughing in some of the most awkward, hilarious, absurd, and just downright fantastic movie moments. WatchMojo presents the top 10 Hilariously Absurd Movie Speeches, the best of the best in a list of truly absurd monologues. But which film will take the top spot? Will it be Chevy Chase's Christmas Bonus Tirade, from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, or Team America's three kinds of people speech? Watch to find out!
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00:49 #10. Annie / Helen’s Toast from “Bridesmaids” (2011)
01:56 #9. Billy Gets It Wrong from “Billy Madison” (1995)
03:12 #8. I Killed My Sale from “Tommy Boy” (1995)
04:24 #7. Wolf Pack from “The Hangover” (2009)
05:31 #6. Walter’s Eulogy to Donny from “The Big Lebowski” (1998)
06:37 #5. Dr. Evil’s Group Therapy Speech from “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” (1997)
07:46 #4. Clammy Hands from “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986)
08:53 #3, #2 and #1 ????
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@KingInky13 7 лет назад

Would be nice to actually hear the speeches...

@kieranbirmingham3852 7 лет назад

KingInky13 I know right

@eanafunderburg6000 3 года назад

Honestly 🙄

@abramsullivan7764 3 года назад

Well they can't because of copyright and they'll just get a strike and also just watch the films yourself.

@sleeplessknight00 8 месяцев назад

Right!?!?

@nealandaddi 7 лет назад

I think she needs to talk less and play the scenes. I can't stand hearing her drag out description of what's happening instead of just playing it. .

@annafowdy 4 года назад

If you wanna watch the scenes, just look for them somewhere else.

@MemeTeamS1x 3 года назад

They can’t, copyright

@ACRProduction 7 лет назад

Chris Farley was such a legend.

@markrezk9775 7 лет назад

It'd be nice if you could actually show the speech without interrupting it

@unk77nown77 7 лет назад

Mark Rezk just you tube it lol

@KingInky13 7 лет назад

+unk77nown77 Thanks for missing the point entirely.

@Sourcoolness 7 лет назад

It wouldn't be transformative if they did that

@angiee1603 7 лет назад

It would make the video too long.

@TommyStubbs 7 лет назад

They also can't do that because of copywright reasons which sucks but thats just how it is

@ThatJohnnyGuyyy 7 лет назад

Cmon, the office speech with the car demonstration was WAAYYY funnier than the part you chose in Tommy Boy. Both funny, but cmon.

@jakedc1997 7 лет назад

I think Collosuss's hero speech in Deadpool should have been an honorable mention.

@steelersxcountry1036 7 лет назад

It wasn't really funny until Deadpool ended the speech, and only then you just get a chuckle out of it.

@groundbreaker91 7 лет назад

That Beavis and Butt-Head clip, though... "Hey buddy, sit down!" "Shut up, ass-wipe!" roflmao!

@swipswapkovski9260 7 лет назад

Jean Claude Van Damme in Street Fighter has the most hilarious speech

@psycho921000 7 лет назад

"To be or not to be" from Hamlet is the No.1 for me.

@alirubystein1831 7 лет назад

That anchorman 2 eulogy totally got scrapped, that was one of the best moments

@fatherleo4603 6 лет назад

Mitch's speech at the end of "Waiting..." was truly hilarious. It should've made the list, or at least an honorable mention. For those who haven't seen it, it stars Ryan Reynolds and Ana Farris. Movie is an underrated comedy 😂

@kellychuang8373 7 лет назад

Good list had some cool memories with these speeches in some of the movies. Number 1 really got in deep with me.

@DoctorXander 7 лет назад

Can't believe Emmett's motivational speech from the LEGO Movie wasn't here

@imshinycaptain 7 лет назад

The speech where Tommy lights the model car on fire and imitates a family dying horribly because a guy wanted cheaper car parts is a way better speech.

@markusallen102 7 лет назад

The "maybe it is just a movie... To them...." Speech from fan boys. In that scene Eric asks "did they get their heads stuck in a bucket trying to be darth Vader? No. Did they burn off their eye brows trying to build a light saber in their garage? No did they name their right hand laya? Maybe I don't know but I did. This is our Death Star."

@chauci14 7 лет назад

None of you have seen the speech of a Bollywood film called "3 idiots". It is really funny and gives you a valuable lesson

@briang.2218 7 лет назад

Duuuude 3 Idiots is awesome. Which speech you talking about?

@TheShivaniYadav 7 лет назад

I think he is talking about the Chatur's (Silencer) speech. It was so damn hilarious :P

@briang.2218 7 лет назад

***** Oh man that was great. XD

@turobzbmp 7 лет назад

There is also the airplane speech from "She's Out Of My League" one of the funniest I've ever seen,

@alextapia91 7 лет назад

i love that beavis scene lol. more people need to see it.

@Snidebark 7 лет назад

Michael Palin as Julius Caesar, and Graham Chapman as Biggus Dickus, addressing the 'people of Jerusalem' in Monthy Python's Life of Brian, the funniest film yet made.

@3abueno 7 лет назад

Most hilarious speech: Bear man's speech(that Tim guy who lived with the bears and eventually got killed by one) where the director does a voice over while the Bear man is going off on a rant... most hilarious I have ever seen

@SpyKids199 7 лет назад

Instantly clicked when I saw Tommy Boy, funniest movie imo

@rvrmdude 7 лет назад

You had me with that chris farley thumbnail.

@MrBKelly95 7 лет назад

They should have included the commencement speech from "The Cannonball Run". "Certain skeptics note that as soon as we begin, thirty thousand of the nation's most alert highway patrolmen will be out there waiting to stop you, but let's stay positive. Think of the fact that not one state of the fifty has the death penalty for speeding...although I'm not so sure about Ohio."

@Raytrek79 7 лет назад

For some reason (Lebowski) I think of Steve Buscemi as Mr Pink in Reservoir Dogs trying to weasel out of tipping the waitress, he just doesn't believe in it.

@kaukolaurila9861 7 лет назад

I don't suppose it was really intended to be funny per se. However, the name giving scene should've been on the list.

@MickeyKnox 7 лет назад

the speech from naked gun 2 1/2 should have been number 1 :)

@DanDoesGame 7 лет назад

I was suprised Waterboy or the Longest Yard werent on the list

@carmellasofo8337 6 лет назад

SuperDan Ik I loved the speeches in them

@mrcpuhead 7 лет назад

Awesome list...though since they included rants, the Planes, Trains & Automobiles Steve Martin rant at the rental car counter is EPIC.

@CartoonCritter1985 6 лет назад

Love this list!!!!!

@AnaNSr 7 лет назад

This was The BEST top ten 😂😂

@MrJ0mmy 7 лет назад

Santa Claus hello centre what I want for Christmas is a PS4 a PS3 a PS2 and a PS1 and some sex

@jaybrick8973 7 лет назад

man I miss Chris Farley

@TomGreen99 7 лет назад

Jay Brick I miss Harambe

@JFDSmit-rm6tw 7 лет назад

I miss Tarzan

@jokertoker9165 7 лет назад

im tired of hearing about it.

@moesaigh4199 7 лет назад

Aaaah ! The Mojo police got me 😁

@tomparham1768 7 лет назад

Really want to re-watch Austin powers and team America now haha

@randisl.h.9713 7 лет назад

Christmas Vacation should be #1

@realglueman1200 7 лет назад

"Alright you primitive screwheads,listen up. See this? This ... IS MY BOOMSTICK!" That speech was almighty from Army Of Darkness.

@AaronJohnson-mo8rf Год назад

the scene in Christmas vacation where Clark grizwald is speaking to his family about his christmas bonus stuff that Scene is Hilarious

@kalvingoodlaxson 7 лет назад

The boss's speech from Team America was way funnier than the one you guys chose.

@ShirotoraGodsbane 7 лет назад

Any speech that ends with "America, fuck yeah!" is a winning speech.

@g59.hxyden 7 лет назад

LOL I'm the second I heard that I started laughing and then I started laugh-crying 4 some reason and now I'm out of tears and crying blood pls send an ambulance because I'm 90% sure crying blood isn't healthy

@ltmaniac1 7 лет назад

zoolander " what is this? a center for ants " lmao

@futoijosei 6 лет назад

Bigkdb not a speech. But his eugoogly job was.

@heybuddy3988 7 лет назад

the no reason speech from rubber tbh

@RyanEX2000 7 лет назад

how did Beavis's "never gonna score" speech not make this list...

7 лет назад

i loved that farley scene!!!!

@linkbiff1054 7 лет назад

No. No. No! NO!! NOOOOO!!!!! Howard Beale's "Mad As Hell" speech from Network is the greatest and funniest comedic speech ever.

@arielfangirlmendez 7 лет назад

You know mean girls was that funny speech scene like ever

@calger77 7 лет назад

should totally have been the Brake Pads sales pitch from Tommy Boy rather than the one where he killed his sale

@cultclassicdeadinside9862 7 лет назад

called number one 🙌 best speech EVA

@JAKECOT_CENTER 7 лет назад

YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!!!

@MrJ0mmy 7 лет назад

Jakethedog3275 I wanna be the very best like no 1 ever was to catch them is my real test to train them is my cause I will travel across the land searching far and wide it's working man to understand how it's inside Pokemon go to get you never told you before you teach me and I'll teach you how to get to Katoomba

@santiagobauza4257 7 лет назад

What about Mr. Gilbert's speech at the beginning of the Inbetweeners Movie? "I will forget each and every one of you almost immediately." "At best I am ambivalent to most of you, but some of you I actively dislike."

@dddd5706 5 лет назад

the tommy boy scene should have been higher i lose my shit everytime with that one hahaha.

@CallOfDoobieSmokeOps 7 лет назад

Number 9 should've been number 1 LOLOL!!!

@legendkidd3242 7 лет назад

That one guy was like¨infact, that speech just made everyone in the room dumber¨ Im dying!!!

@ericharris5061 7 лет назад

The big lebowski speech definitely deserves to be higher up

@JLMac322 7 лет назад

Bleach Goes down your throat They could probably fill this whole list up with crazy Walter rants

@nicholasvelez4864 7 лет назад

The "Life is giving us a chance" speech from Guardians of the Galaxy

@lelouche25 7 лет назад

Haha yes number 1 called it xD

@JustWandering 7 лет назад

Bwahaha, this was my suggestion - except I think I said 'Top 10 Worst,' as in, specifically so bad it's funny.

@ndndrunk 7 лет назад

"Well what are we suppose to do you mowrone"

@j.b.7361 7 лет назад

Christmas Vacation should have been #1.

@jasongaouette8045 7 лет назад

I would have thought the Christopher walkins watch speech would have been #1

@katelynsmith61 7 лет назад

Can't believe they left out IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER from Meatballs

@00CRITICAL 7 лет назад

Katelyn Smith I know right😎😜

@luv2bdazzled 7 лет назад

Katelyn Smith at #5 I knew "it just doesn't matter" was going to be #1. then not even an honourable mention?!!!! booo. mojo. boo.

@jukejeff 7 лет назад

Bill Murry, "It Just Doesn't Matter!"

@PANTYEATR1 7 лет назад

number 7 was classic! there will never be another movie like the hangover 1

@kokroche1 7 лет назад

team America theme song is my ringtone

@5610winston 7 лет назад

The finest comic speech in the history of film is delivered by John Astin (who actually manages to play Michael O'Toole relatively sane)in "The Brothers O'Toole". This may be a completely forgettable film, but the spitting, belching, and cussin' contest scene is a true gem, giving us such fine images as "...pure and stainless brainlessness..." , "...pusillanimous pack of popcorn pickers...", "...benighted in the middle of a nowhere called Molly-Be-Damn, a dreary little rookery, Timothy, a squalid sty, a festering pustule on the edge of the western slope...", "...and your friend, Soapy Sam here, the Uriah Heep of the Hookworm Belt..." It is not only the monologue, but especially Astin's righteously indignant delivery that makes this one of my favorites. You can find it easily on RU-vid.

@epicanime009 7 лет назад

A"s i look around the room, you know what i see? Losers"

@lewiscarter1229 6 лет назад

The bridesmaids speech should at least be in the top 5

@Lokieclipse1 7 лет назад

Having Gary's speech at #1 was the right call......... the ONLY call.

@stephvandykeozzy 7 лет назад

Tommy Boy should've been higher. I love that movie!

@beezig 7 лет назад

All the way through this Top 10, I was thinking, please God let that American Legend Clark W Griswold be on this list. His Christmas speech is the stuff of Legend.

@NYChica23 6 лет назад

RIP Chris Farley...a real comedic legend

@rearviewerr1683 7 лет назад

I'm not sure why comedy speeches doesn't make me laugh. In fact from the entire list only the 'I kill my sale' and 'the blackout speech' are funny to me.

@BP12ification 3 года назад

Jokes are so much funnier when you explain them.

@y.u.n.gg_tellyy Год назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@motorcycleman115 7 лет назад

I forgot how great Team America was

@theboulder3278 7 лет назад

I like this list. It has balls. I like balls.

@regarded843 7 лет назад

how about the speech from MIB3?

@TylerHNelsonBrowncoat 7 лет назад

John Winger's (Bill Murray) 'We're Mutants' speech from Stripes.

@willewilly 7 лет назад

What about Dinner for Schmucks??

@millerhxc 7 лет назад

"The speeches actually have to be funny, not so bad that they're funny.." And what do we have straight away at number 10? "This is so cringeworthy to watch..." The speech itself is not funny at all..simply awkward.

@bearisol6503 7 лет назад

millerhxc it's suppose to be cringy, that's the point.

@millerhxc 7 лет назад

But it doesn't fit the guidelines of the list

@bearisol6503 7 лет назад

millerhxc yes it does. The scene was cringy and awkward on purpose. That's the way Paul Feig directs his movies and tv shows, they make it so cringy and awkward on purpose that it makes the audience laugh. It's just a matter of your personal taste in comedies as to whether or not you laughed

@millerhxc 7 лет назад

I'll explain in more depth as you seem to have completely missed the point and not understood me. I am fully aware of things being funny because they are awkward. In the guidelines that they stated at the very beginning of the video, it clearly says that the speech themselves have to be FUNNY not "bad that they're funny". This means that the speeches themselves need to be comical in terms of the actual content and delivery, like a roast, funny anecdote or inappropriately enthusiastic speech about something minor or nonsensical. Most of the rest of the list fits into that category. I merely pointed out that being the first scene on the list, it perfectly opposes that part of the guideline which basically states that a scene will not be considered if it is "awkward or cringeworthy". I never said the scene wasn't funny. I never showed any sign of not understanding the humour behind it. I really liked Bridesmaids and it is almost entirely awkward moments all the way through.

@bearisol6503 7 лет назад

millerhxc i think what they meant by that is speeches that are suppose to be inspiring but they just turn out to be cringy and bad which makes them funny, i dont think purposely cringy is excluded because a lot of people use the 'cringe' route when trying to make audiences laugh

@donrader3000 7 лет назад

How is Martins speech from Planes Trains and Automobiles not in the 10

@madameovaries 7 лет назад

Chris Farley will always and forever be a god! 😭

@aceldamia9114 7 лет назад

I didn't expect either of the two great ones from Beautiful Girls being on here (Rosie O'Donnell or Michael Rapaport), but I had hoped. Oh well.

@OpusLoveProductions 7 лет назад

team america's final speech is number 1

@Tardisius 7 лет назад

Forest Gump on the podium with Abby Hoffman =)

@eliasreuter-grelak164 7 лет назад

Tardisius OMG. a Whovian😱

@Tardisius 7 лет назад

Best episode with The Doctor as Sherlock Holmes:'The Talons of Weng Chiang' Feb.1977 =)James Moriarty The Napoleon of crime

@eliasreuter-grelak164 7 лет назад

I started with Eccleston but I'll watch classic doctor who too when I have more time

@Tardisius 7 лет назад

Wow U have 42 years of episodes 2 catch up on =))

@eliasreuter-grelak164 7 лет назад

Tardisius okay.. that's a lot... but I have a lot of time where I have no Idea what I should do so I guess I'll get it

@C.Dat.guyoverthere 7 лет назад

Team America better be on here.

@MrJ0mmy 7 лет назад

C.DatAZNguyoverthere as I walk through the valley where I homez migraine I think I'm looking a wire fencing realise it's very pain but it's just before I wish

@JFDSmit-rm6tw 7 лет назад

Robin Hood's speech(-es) in Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

@Filthyism 7 лет назад

That Austin powers scene is from the second movie. Watchmojo get it right

@marcinsport1 7 лет назад

i fought that will be Hillarious joke and you posted best Hillary Clinton speeches

@marcinsport1 7 лет назад

*Hilarious

@MrJ0mmy 7 лет назад

Karmelkowy the Builder Can We Fix It Bob the Builder yes we can Skype login disease and well we do love thee and Wendy join the crew but then again it's so much fun working together they get the job done the Builder Can We Fix It Bob the Builder yes we can

@thetheriddler986 7 лет назад

top 10 hilarious speechless scenes haha

@antotheja251 7 лет назад

Team America is my all time favourite comedy movie. No shit. Just the fact that its finally getting a watchmojo credit, made me happy for a second. now im back to meh...