Top 10 Notorious Stolen Valor Village Idiots (Marine Reacts) 

The third one looks like he's late for casting of a John Wayne movie

I was an astronaut special kind

Why is stolen valor a thing just why? there's so many easy ways to make money nowadays without BREAKING the LAW, so why are these guys going through all the trouble to do this and make a little bit of money? God I am losing hope in humanity everyday

Last few vids I've heard a buzzing every time after you stop talking. Not heard it in other vids.

💯Would love to get a response on the video of the South African money truck attempted heist this last week.

I agree. It’s like a fever dream story lol.

Some of them are just fuckin rabbit holes bud😂🤣. Get ready Alice. Your gonna hit your wonderland 😂👌🏻. Couldn’t agree more, I love it!

I run a surplus store. There was a severely autistic guy in his 20s who would come in every couple weeks, with a social worker. And every week it was a different story, one week he's killed a North Korean general, the next it was he had beef with Israeli Mosssad because he married someone's daughter. I think it was a coping mechanism for him. I never actively questioned it because I knew about his condition, but man did I have to hold back laughter. One time his social worker even had to step in because a veteran customer was getting a little heated and we had to explain.

Lol 😆 lol 😆 hilarious.

The Seal thing, 😆 hilarious. A sailor, at the rank of colonel?

EXACTLY. I have no idea why the first one was even included. The guy isn't all there.

He could be acting to. Don't be fooled right away. Chances are he can be in character

Best comment😂

Every one want to be a hero ,just dont impersonate them with some thing from the thrift. 🤣👌🏽If you like the stuff its cool just dont cross the line.

His cheese has slid off his cracker...

Same for My cousin who served usmc in the afghan era who was medically discharged. He will talk about the brothers he made and tell funny stories and the more positive side of serving but if you ask him about actual combat he just goes silent might as well ask a pine tree

That’s right. The ‘seal on the sub’ was hilarious. FOTFL

Same here, my grandfather was EOD in Nam and the story he told me was accidentally killing a boy he thought was Charlie on a night recon mission in a creek/river and that was only towards the end of his life!

These guys are full of it

My family and friends are all Air Force vets. They never talk about their service and would never wear their uniform in public.

Did they upgrade the screen door to a gloryhole?

You use the M1 photon canon ?

@@andrewhinojos2209 nah they use the m1AB variant now it has additional black matter camo and extra gamma burst capacity

I'm special forces backdoor alpha. Team 6 vasoline.

If someone doesn't believe you are with Space Force tell them you are with the Federation of Planets and your job is to shoot the photon torpedos.

Stolen Valor is Stolen Valor, doesn't matter if it's a scam or not.

Thank you for the virtue signal!

Take it easy, Golden Coral has plenty for everybody.

A liar is a liar! Don’t care if they are ill or just straight up full of crap! It’s still not right to say or act like a rank or metal holder…. Where the uniform and and say your not a real soldier or don’t do it at all!

​@@homerepairlife5.098 So the people with mental illness who think they're Jesus are just scumbag blasphemers who deserve to burn in hell?

It was “captain of an automatic weapons team” that got me

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No, they roll to the West Coast son.

Thanks for your service 😎

What a hero. did you also meat George Washington during D-day? Oh and thank you for your service ofc

@@RemembertThe20thMain I did. He, Abe Lincoln, and I all stormed a secret beach ourselves. This one was actually the most dangerous and so only the elite of the elite (us 3) went on it. It's so secret the documentaries don't mention it!

@@TheMrrobustus Woah! is that when you interacted with the aliens that where in cahoots with bin laden

Thanks Mickey for yo services 😆

Sorry to hear about your husband.

I always wondered, why there are rarely females who stole medails or uniforms for the fame It's always men doing this.

@ Only The Truth no I've seen some women too

I am sorry for your loss. Your husband = true hero. May God rest his soul.

Sorry for your loss. Your husband was a hero in uniform. We all should remember them.

I though my screen was cracked I got my finger nail then I realized it was your profile

@@dustinnunez5077 😆

I assume you're talking about the US civil war. I have a similar problem, only I fought under Oliver Cromwell in the English civil war, in fact I executed King Charles personally.

@@hitlermugabetashtwin I was in the French Revolution. I executed Louis XII myself

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True but you have to appreciate their insane creativity

It is sad, but this is the wrong way to go about it. Wear a suit and tell folks you're in the FBI. The FBI is about as useless. Nowadays they seem to be more into politics than federal law enforcement.

@@mel_dagator8427 I have to believe at least half are just trolling. Door gunner on the lunar module...

Worst part is you can just join the military. Even if you’re not in great shape or have no self-confidence. They’ll get you to there at least I’ve know plenty of people that joined who fall under that category

Maybe it helps them get women

You do know 11 bravo is infantry correct?

Lol. They girls did most than Most of these fine folks.

@@JamesonsTravels Love your videos Sir! Thank you for taking the time to make them and thank you for your service to making our world a safer, fairer place... 👍

This guy has his "fiction writing badges"

Yeah but it really did look like a scouts sash lol

@Christopher Watson buy more and save them in your freezer! they last a long time!

Or a North Korean General.

He reminds me of the dad from American pie

Remembers of the manager from Office Space wanting people to wear more flair.

🤣🤣🤣African warlord

Every communist country ever 😂

Well to be fair to special forces, it’s not everyday that someone joins the US military after being orphaned and found by the French Foreign Legion in the desert at age 5, and then training with them for 13 years before immigrating to the US after saving a marine unit in Iraq by single handedly killing an ISIS military group with nothing but a toothpick

Yeah they never seem to be the cook or the quartermaster.

A circus seal!

He balanced a beach ball on his nose, clapped his flippers and caught raw fish in his mouth when they were thrown at him.

@@christihiatt3459 *Laughs in Rick Harrison* 😂💀⚰

I was thinking cracking seals on the bottles lmao

Evil Democrats, billionaires, & RINOs brainwash America 365 days a year. In 10 minutes your kids & you can be immune to it. My name is a dottComm website & you need to go there. Expect your life to likely hugely change in 10 minutes or less.

Yes, he truly was a different kind of seal, he was a Hawaiian Monk Seal at Sea Life Park on Oahu, lol!

Leave that brave MAN alone. LOL 🤡

@@alexnunezramos1720 I just couldn’t help myself, lol! Just to think that a week ago, I was hanging with all my brothers at the American Legion, burning thousands of American flags in a flag retirement ceremony. Gotta remember that we spent the day before opening and folding all those flags until everyone’s arms got sore. For the ceremony itself, my first time btw, we had a group of Young Marines and Cub Scouts that were more squared away than any of these bozos in this video, lol. I also think that what these young men did was braver than what any of these bozos did. I didn’t know about the Young Marines when growing up but I can tell you that its a wonderful program for kids. It gives them an insider look at the Marines and they have the option of saying this isn’t for me or continue on to real Marine Corps bootcamp. I’m not sure if the Young Marines would of made a difference for me or not, coming from a family of West Pointers. First, I didn’t think I had what it takes to go to West Point even though I was a straight “A” student. I wasn’t like my uncles, one played the trumpet, really good too. They’re all silent keys now, I still miss them...

Yeah, he was a SEAL who happened to be so special he made rank that doesn't exist in the navy. True hero.

A literal seal.

Seriously. If he would have said “you’re stealing valor from people that have died wearing it,” it would have sounded better. That sounds super selfish.

What side in the civil war?

@@SethMorgan-re3mo both

Lt Dan, is that you?

Lol. All I did was hurry up and wait train for 15 minutes and wait

Exactly. Im gonna say that to my commander next time he has some paperwork for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just missions Sir, just missions...

Then every day becomes a series of mini adventures😁

Kinda like the guy who was "in the village" in Afghanistan...

Drink water

THANKS DEVIL DOC !!

Thanks for your service. A Navy Corpsman saved my father’s life in Vietnam.

Thank you for serving. Many people don't know that Navy corpsmen often accompany the infantry units, usually Marines, in combat missions.

Corpsman I bet you've seen more penicillin and johnson inspections than a Somali pirate

😆🤣😂

It was FUBAR

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That’s how undercover he was!

Lmao

Special Needs Forces 😂

Theyre so Special the government is debating whether its even legal for them to be in a combat zone.

@@KnightofGascogne you mean special ed don't you hero that double reinforced Behind Enemy Lines short bus to and from their missions

@@jjayyoung7335 I have a vague idea of what you meant by that, but yes, I suppose.

Ain’t nothing wrong with that I suppose 👍🏻

Just trying to live his dream, i respect that

@@richardbradshaw7067 the 'special needs' guys deserve a bit of space. They just have little concept of reality. It's the smart, well groomed in shape types that deserve to be exposed.

@@adamw2911 he didn't have any patches. And with no context we are in no place to judge the guy in this case. Now the guys in this video are something else.

I suppose that could be okay since the guy isn’t running around claiming he was actually in the service. Probably like the aesthetics

A wet job

“Man overboard on a sub”

Dude probably would've been eaten by a shark.

He looks more like he was the submarine door

Well, I can personally attest that they've developed one-way force fields that allow gun barrels and bullets to poke OUT of the side of the submarine, while preventing the ocean from flooding in.... As the only, singular member of the nation's most elite spec ops group("Alpha Force"), I was privy to these top secret technologies. 😎

As a Scotsman, I sleep safer at night knowing US allies like him are guarding the tentacled aliens at Area 51. 👍

You cant teach courage like that.

From the movie “Office Space”, it’s called Flair. You have to have at least 15 pieces of flair. That guy was extra special, he had like 47 pieces of flair.

@@atthebrink74 Lol, good movie.

Jesus ask him for advie theres no competition

Is ur name Gianni Russo? 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Those 30 cal Browning machine guns were really handy in that war.

Smack my sack and call me jack, i remember you! Remember after the battle, we got George to do an ale barrel stand, back at the tavern, then the sob balanced his sword from his nose? Shit’s nuts

Well…what was your MOS though? 😂

More like agent sped

Neither were any of these people.

shhhh dont tell anyone

Was gonna say the same thing 😂😂😂

Rolling a doobie?

im p sure its cuz theyve seen and done stuff they arent proud of or that isnt really...umm... very jolly to speak about

@@johnynoway9127 has nothing to do with stuff they aren't proud off. Trust me there's nothing more anoying than someone coming to bug you to shake your hand while youre grocery shopping because of your service. People see military and it's like common sense leaves them they'll come thanking you for your service while you're pooping. If you ever serve then you'll understand

@@houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432Makes sense...espially in America where military is proud

Yeah cuz I never see them wearing the hat or the special license plates on their cars

@@ihave35cents95 some are proud to have served and say it by wearing a hat. Not that big of deal. My husband is just one of them who are proud to have served but doesn't let anyone know about it and blends in. He thinks is corny when you see people in full uniform just walking around a store.

Some of them do it to scam for money and some to pick up women.

They are DISRESPECTING REAL VETS. Unacceptable.

@@psmith9789 meh. I’m sure real vets can take care of themselves. People are disrespected every day not just vets most of which never saw combat or even were in any harms way in their entire career.

Breaking the law is breaking the law.

@@maxwest6595 wearing military clothing and pretending to be in the military is not breaking the law. Otherwise I would have been arrested playing paintball. 😁. Is there not mercy. Too many people in jail too many mentally I’ll people in jail. Let them be. They are harming nobody. Are veterans that petty?!

Noone wants to say they were a yeoman .... Id rather say I was an MS.

@@ekometti Honestly, I'd take up some regular job. My favourite would be a quartermaster. No idea why elite military groups are seen as so great.

@@bearmarco1944 Movies probably. I was an AMH in the Navy then crossrated to RM. I loved both jobs, I just didn't feel like working in hydraulic fluid all the time, plus the rate was too top heavy and making rank was near impossible in the early 90's.

Cooked the best steaks in 'Nam, huh? I wonder if he remembers the beachhead where his CO was giving him the option to surf or fight, because remember, Charlie don't surf?

"Yeah, I worked the Starbucks on the Nimitz back in 2014, made the highest tips out of any barista there."

😂😂

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...right ok, so did you work on special projects as well after that mission on the sub like this guy at Area 51 2:47? Just asking, you don't have tell me anything top secret if you don't want to but what other things have you done in the military?

Thank you for your service!

I bet you were also on the highly trained submarine SWAT Team armed with the latest high tech fly swatters to smash those enemy mosquitos that got through the screen door. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

You never heard about those torpedo snipers?

Safest place to snipe from is a torpedo tube. You didn't know that?

That guy had every rate in the Navy

@@overthehilldill3626 It's safer than shooting thru the screen door... better cover.

@@jesperkuipers9432 you don't know! Frickin remington 700's chambered in torpedoes

Thank you!

He's also wearing US Army Military Intelligence officer branch insignia. That insignia was also used in the original Battlestar Galactica as Viper Pilot collar pins. He truly is a 'Space Cadet'!

Which, to be honest, makes the legit soldiers who bother the mental cases look like the worst kind of cowardly bullies, the antithesis of all the principles the Armed Forces should instil in its recruits.....

Even the mentally disabled know what lying is. They are just so dumb they can not fathom how stupid their stories sound to a sane person.

I feel the same way. Mostly broken people and most of them don’t make me mad, just sad.

Kevin, is this You?

for real, it takes something special to be a Seal. ive watched all the videos, and i wont make it out of Hour 1.

Can somone explain what a soup sandwich is ?

@@bb-us4ew Retired Marine here. A "soup sandwich" almost always refers to how a service member wears their uniform. A "SS" is in a uniform that is probably ill-fitting, for starters, wrinkled, maybe soiled, a belt too long/short, dirty / missing / out of order ribbon bar, needs a haircut and for males, needs a shave. Oh yea, an "SS" is probably overweight. A "soup sandwich" is a mess; an embarrassment to the Service.

proof you served in the navy ?

They're not right in the head.....thats why they do it.... They also like attention.

There are some people who are genuinely unwell. However there are those who try to use the uniform and patches/ribbons/ medals to gain respect or something like a military discount or veterans perks

I don’t know why they envy the military 😅 I am grateful for my civilian life. I’ve talked to a lot of veterans, no thank you.

@@urielmartinez2161 if you live in the USA or even the UK there’s a prestigious honor that comes from serving in the military. You’re held up as a hero of sorts. Plus there’s decent benefits like getting your higher education paid for, being on tricare (basically health insurance for active and retired personnel and their dependents). There’s also perks like a military discount which is usually in the realm of 10% so it saves a bit of money

@@urielmartinez2161 man this is the realest comment ive ever seen! Lol

Yes sir! I am currently designated to Santa's Navy Seals in the Second Artic Operation, sir!

@@general_web5169 now thats enduring the cold! Learned that at the SAS before you joined Santa's seals I bet!

AT

I made the mistake of reading your remark at work. Colleagues wondering what l am laughing at.

@@Robert-sy4bd lol

proof you were in military ?.

i was the chef for the soldiers

I was the actual Blackhawk that went down. Enemies to the left and right, they stripped me for all my parts after the survivors were rescued. Savages.

@@ghs7714 an army marches on its belly thanks for servin the boys chow!

@@02Benji Thank you. the boys do eat a lot

I don't understand your comment

@Jose Martinez hey keyboard warrior. Get a job and get out of your mommies basement.

​@@kellyhelms1584 No problem,ask your nurse.😊

Hard to eat that Kentucky fried with no arms or legs , thank you for your service

Tis but a flesh wound

@@jarredwoods1448 NOW IT'S PERSONAL SANDERS!!!

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@@20FreeWill I’ve obviously heard this saying before but for some reason I feel like it applies to something specific…..where did I just hear this the other day🤔🤯

Coo coo kachoo

Old Olongapo veteran!!!! Me too. Was TAD at Cubi Point. Loved to eat that monkey meat on a bamboo skewer. 👍🏻

I've heard quite a few stories from bubbleheads about the Philippines. Finally convinced one guy that his "fiance" was scamming him, we found out through some guys that were still active on the boats that she was married with 4 or 5 rugrats, thankfully the bubblehead had only sent her about $5000 for all of the "corrupt customs officials" that she had to "bribe". Apparently after Subic Bay closed, Ukraine became the "new Philipines" for those love sick guys looking to be scammed. Thank you for your service!

tell 'em about the 'donkey shows'

Deeply respect to you, that you still trying o become a military personnel.

No shame at all. Much respect to you because you tried hard to join. Audie Murphy was rejected by the Navy and Marine. Persistence usually pays off.

@@inquirer1016 thank you

My cousin really wanted to join the army when he was in school. But abusive parents drugs, alcohol and eventually dropping out of school in 7th or 8th grade eventually landed him in prison for 2ed degree murder of his father in a case that has always been believed to have been committed by his mother.

There’s other ways to help the cause brother man

Shhhhhh ..... why'd mention subantartic fur seals ??? Now the Secret Seal Fur Submariner unit (SSFS) is exposed.

@@ussarng4649 my bad. I was completely unaware of the super secret SSFS 😅 sometimes it backfires to be so elite

If he ever gets assigned to the White House detail he can be a Presidential SEAL.

Hé probably worked at the circus.

The second guy said blueback so I say juvenile hooded seal

most of the men in my family have served and I find this sooooo true

@@l3ftie578 I thank them for their service.

Baking soda sub; thanks for the nostalgia bump my friend.

@@jamesmoore6479 you're welcome lol.

I certainly find truth in this. My brother's the one who served, and most of his stories have less to do with military operations and more to do with his experiences with his fellow soldiers. In fact, I couldn't really tell you what my brother does in the Army, but I can tell you that "Smith" hates mayo on his hot dogs, that "Ericks" got smoked for accidentally telling his CO to "eat a d*ck", that "Johnson"'s Jamaican accent comes out when he's angry, and that my brother's CO was trying not to laugh as he checked in on my brother on the radio after seeing him fall on his ass on the cameras he was monitoring.

You nailed it

Well said.

😮

Thank you for your service lol

Lol.

Lol

Underwater ranger here.

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Just keep your hands and feet away from their mouth

Every civilian I ran across while in was super friendly and loved their jobs. Thanks for putting up with the youngsters and their antics. I surely was one.

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Keeping it real!

True. But one thing the military wont except everyone . No excuse to be a scammer but yea i would of love to join but couldn't . Just to you're point .

Even though you are not military what you do for us is extremely important and greatly appreciated. So thank you for what you do ma'am.