TOP 10 RANKED TIPS BEFORE SPLATOON 3 

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This is actually really helpful honestly.

Number 11: Never do anything yourself and always expect someone else to do it for you. When they don’t, blame them.

Every single one of GG's videos feels like an April Fool's Day video.

Holy- I actually didn’t notice he skipped #4 😂

“Have you been ranking up too much lately” **sigh** Nope, unfortunately *not*

I think you forgot the part where you should run exactly three mains and nine subs of Bomb Defense Up DX, or Special Charge Up to ensure that you don’t have any useful way of relying on your “cheap” abilities, such as Last Ditch Effort, Swim Speed Up, or Ninja Squid. Bonus points if you run three subs of the same thing on Ability Doubler as it proves to be .1 worse than normal gear.

First tip video that ever worked thanks

finally, a real professional guide for splatoon

Wow, can't believe I already do most of these! That means I'm a pro Ranked Player by now!

Thank you for this helpful guide, I’m on my way now to become the best thrower of Splatoon 2

Make sure to only use subs and specials with full set of bomb saver up, make sure that sub is point sensor. Enjoy just tagging players 👍

ill definitely give these tips a try in my next ranked session!

Thank you! I was just about to play ranked! Now I'll be a really miserable player tysm!!❤️

The same day GG uploads this video with a seemingly random reference to the Mets. They throw their second No-Hitter in franchise history hours later. GG truly has power over all. All hail.

Why is GG's voice just so relaxing and good😭

#7... and people wonder why I play inkbrush in ranked

Awesome tips GG. I'll take them to heart when I get a chance a all to play ANY form of splatoon.

“Only play on moray towers rotation” E-liter mains: don’t mind if i do

Honestly, going back to this and seeing the "Clam blitz is my best mode" joke after knowing how good I'm at clam blitz was pretty hilarious.

“Now you’re probably so bad already that you didn’t even notice I skipped reason number 4.” I have never felt more stupid in my life

First guide that I'm nailing even before watching it

Instructions unclear, commited Inkling and Octoling genocide

Me: I'm getting pretty good, even though I need some tips on how to get X rank. GG: *posts a video about ranked battles Me: that must be good! Now GG will tell me something about how to win matches and complicated ranked battle stuff- GG: **literally posts a video how to do the opposite* Me: ;-;

1:46 Lmao, I've been following this one! I even got to X rank from playing clam blitz so much :D -and it's my first X, too!-

Thank you for this! I've just gotten to s+5 average of ranks and I'm looking for a way to suck

Perfecto satire. I want a full GG Gab satire series

ive already been dropping ranks like crazy so now ill drop even faster thanks gg

yay i can get back to rank c which is actually fun!

This helps so much thx for posting this

Follow the opposite of this guide and it’s actually a somewhat half-decent ranked tips list

after the video, i go back to the end of point 3, to watch point 4 and i don't realized it again xD good job GG i'm proud of you too

Imagine an April Fools joke from GG being a serious video and just no memes whatsoever.

I have not been playing ranked. But this is so good

This guide seems like it's very helpful! I can't wait to try these out for myself! /lh

3:20- If you fancy breaking your phone at the same time as breaking your rank meter, then just play Genshin mobile! Hope it helps! :)

Way ahead of you buddy

I missed these guide video Also when Splatoon 3 releases do a guide about all the weapons

Thank you master GG I will try my best!

Oh wow, I'm curious what the smash bros fighter pass 2 dlcs guide will be like…

I never knew Splatoon even gave that (0:58) message because I just stopped playing online altogether

I actually didn’t even realize you skipped number 4. Man I suck? Good!

JAJAJAJAJAJ I LOVE YOU! I will not ever lose again or if I lose, It will be not my fault. Soooo useful guide no guide with no 4th tip! JAJAJAJA

Ur usual videos are a lot better

I started to use the Clash blaster, my hands fell off but i'm still winning, what the hell?

Great, now I need to know what 4 is.

i was watching old videos and accidentally came early

It's funny how failboat made a whole video on loseing and followed THIS video

"Pick a weapon you suck at" So any firm of charger for me

OOH! So that's where I was going wrong, it all makes perfect sense! (I uh, I've been guilty of #6 more times that I'd like to admit when matches suddenly go wrong. XD)

Alright, the mode is Clam Blitz on Moray Towers and Piranha Pit. Let me play some Ranked with this cool new service provider that I got for free on a shady website and use the Custom E-Liter 4K Scope in my matches and only ink with my Squid Beakons! Also I'm gonna build something in Minecraft by following this very long tutorial and at the same time I need to watch all these Hermitcraft episodes in my sub feed on RU-vid as well as finish this fanart of this character before their birthday tomorrow and-oh my god my rank just dropped from X to C- in only half an hour this game is trash. My teammates are trash. Please nerf the Squeezer into the ground in Splatoon 3 for its crimes against squid- and octopus-kind! Am I doing this right?

Any tips on the octo expansion

What would a Post-apocalyptic version of Gab's splatoon character look like? Would the hat stay, or would the hat GO?

failboat found this helpful

I have 1 step... just use sticks. Say goodbye to even getting X. XD

I'm glad to know my zero ranked skills finally have a purpose.

Hey GG what’s your outro song? It’s really catchy

these would actually be good opposites

So it all was a bamboozle all along... "Always has been"

You really helped failboat.

Thanks i now am a 3000 power Europe player and make 250k of splatoon 2 competitive 😎

This is a kind reminder for everyone : At the first week of splat 3 official release everyone will be rank X... The catch is not sucking and rank down.

Failboat sent me

gg says objection need i say more

Thank you, now I am in D-.

I’m so bad I didn’t even notice he skipped number 4

putz12: interesting

0:40 You must be a paid actor. As soon as you said "having consistent internet problems can be hard" my video started lagging.

I didn't realise number 4 was skipped because I can only count to 1.

Switch sold what do I do next?

Number 69 comit not alive as last player in salmon run next wave remastered rehydrated deluxe

bro how did I not realize there was no number 4

I find that I have been trying to get to X rank to all of the ranks. These will never play like this. Not in a million years

Ah yes take ranked advice from an aerospray main

Gab what have you unleashed on this world is why when ever I play rank everyone chosen a weapon with a curling bomb and both sides are doing this why gab why

Is *Splatoon 3 Shorts Colla* 🅱️ happen? when *Splatoon 3* launches? Edit: dude, Gg trolled really maked me go backwards on the video just to see if he actually skiped number 4, and he actually did it, claps to this man 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

What is your outro song?

Or how about just use broken weapons?

"I skipped reason four, bye!" It's time to stop

Nope. I'm an O's fan. Also, why in the world did you show the field of dreams stadium and not citi field? Anyway I'm getting distracted. I need to focus on losing.

Bonjour

Now make a video to help this player who's been playing for 3 years and is still in B- rank.

Im gonna be needing those tips because s+ rank has ruined the fun splatoon 3 produces because when i play without trying hard for fun i get absolutely shit on by asians and that makes me have a mental breakdown while playing instead of making me happy i think it pairs me with the best players because im on s+ rank even tho if im on turf war i still get paired with asians

Epithet erased?!?!?!?!

Who is here from failboat??

Hopefully I'm going to be a bader player 😂

0:41 i choose to disagree

play sticks and crank sens to a billion ez miserable guaranteed

Me when I try to use a charger. Seriously how the fuck do y’all charger mains pull off the MLG 360 noscope shots even on moving targets? Is it motion controls because my gyroscope has always sucked no matter the system

Well this stinks

If I see 4 on your channel ever I am unsubbing