Top 30 Funniest Malcolm in the Middle Openings (in my opinion) 

"You are a good son."

I didnt include it because I actually already did in another video called "10 Even Funnier Malcolm in the Middle Moments"

Actually it's never established what Hal did which makes it funnier. Hal: "I'll give one of you $5 to take the fall." Malcolm: "What did you do?" Lois: "OH MY GODDD!!" Malcolm: "Make it $10." Hal: "Done, you're a good son. I GOT HIM LOIS!"

Lol dewie was a real one

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Especially at 6:27

And as charismatic, caring, sociable as Francis. He has the potential to be the best of the brothers since he learned from all of them.

Love how Francis is judicious like Lois and compassionate like Hal.

@@Ray_D_Tutto Which is why Francis told Dewey he can be a good big brother for Jamie and have the cycle be broken. With Dewey treating Jamie the way he wanted to be treated by everyone else, that led to Jamie doing nice things for Dewey in return like getting him soda. Jamie was perfectly fine being Dewey's slave. And since in the end Lois was pregnant again (with twin girls according to show the final episode was supposed to play out), that means Dewey would have three little siblings who would love him more than the others.

Malcolm is already smart like Malcolm and devious like Reese.

I think you mean a live studio audience which is what most sitcoms usually have but yeah I see your point.

@@aidanfox8219 yeah your an idiot if you think its a live studio audience laughing

Almost no sitcoms actually had a live studio audience. They just played laugh tracks that were mostly recorded in the fifties ​@@aidanfox8219

15:50 was ruthless

Agreed. Dewey punishing Reese for all the times he was a horrible brother was always satisfying to see, especially when Malcolm joined him on the fun. Such as the following... - Having the neighbor's gate open so dogs could chase Reese down the street when he was naked. - Tying his ankle to a neighbor's minivan so he could be dragged all over the house and down the street one morning. - Reese in the crate thinking he's going to China, but Dewey just had him in the garage and had that one guy beat him up after getting out. - Dewey filming Reese dancing with old women and show it to the assembly at school. - Dewey scaring Reese about his fear of butterflies. - Dewey having the dog Marshmallow scare Reese (along with Malcolm). - Dewey beating up Reese with a pool noodle when he had a bat on him, but continued hitting him after it was gone. - Malcolm tricking Reese into falling for the Charlie Brown football gag. - Dewey making Reese think he wished him out of existence. - Dewey not giving Reese any money when he's suffering because Lois is punishing him for not getting a job. - Making Reese fall asleep to the sauce at dinner from the blackout episode. - Dewey punching Reese in the groin when he tries to get the car key from him and leaving him and Malcolm to dig through his feces.

Best TV mom, best cold opens, best genuine portrayal of teenage life, best German ranch

You would have to be a badass mom to have 4 (5) sons with a goofball of a husband. My mom had two and I'm sure that was rough enough

My mom only had two and turned into Lois. If anything, she's basically Shaggy holding back at 1% with 4 😂😂😂 Edit: I always forget they had a 5th 😂😂😂😂

This show has one of the best of each character tbh

Agreed 💯 Lois and Hal were a GREAT team!!!!

I just watched that episode like 3 times yesterday

Ensues lol nicely chosen words

What episode

Reading this, it made me laugh so hard. Lmao!

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/watch?v=KRfW4TwUAxo lmao

"Every 20minute job is 1 broken bolt away from becomming a 2 hour ordeal"

He was noticing everything 🤣

It's like working on a car lmao

Funny thing is, he already has the spare lightbulb to begin with

and the implication she did it to Francis first

And she wonders why Francis married someone he barely met lol

I remember tht….I thought tht was super weird nd I was 10®😂

AGREEEE

I thought its one of three ( Francis, rees or malcolm) but I didnt know whom exactly 🤔

I wish I had that magazine with Lois's photos

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My favorite is hal accidently throwing the spider on louis

The parfait ouroboros.

And hulu got it.

Disney plus has it too.

That's what happens when Disney buys Fox

Sorry that one kinda grosses me out too much 🤷‍♂️

Fr such a smart idea

It really was stroke of genius from him.

13:52 is my fav. Look at Malcolm’s face. He’s just amazed at Reese’s stupidity

Seriously if I saw that I would never look at that magazine ever again

that would turn me gay.

Oh. I guess I am the only one who put their mom’s face on my magazines.

Ok, so she did that to Francis and then Reese.

i know she was heated

Its the music brilliant

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They probably would have had to have handed it over to an art museum for free.

@@antonimartinez9961 ??? That's not remotely true, art can be owned privately, it's not some government property that a museum gets rights to

@@crystalx1233 You just don't know what you're talking about

@@antonimartinez9961 I think you might be a FOOL

Although there would be some opposition, they could easily sell it for a fortune. At most they’d have to pay taxes on the sell, but otherwise, it’s their’s to do what they want. You just need to find a buyer. There are some wealthy private collectors who would love to get their hands on an original. Which sadly is why there are tons of painting from famous artist that can no longer be seen by the public. As well has some dinosaur fossils, pottery, and other stuff that I can’t think of.

Her and Rochelle from Everybody hates Chris. If only they crossed paths- Julius and Hal would have been epic.

I thought the same thing, he also edited Stevie's speech. He's surprisingly good at it!

Reese wi do anything for a prank

I mean, it was in the early 2000s, so maybe it was on a cassette, which makes it super easy and straightforward.

Or that is cooking's better than Lois's.

@@roguejester4986 to be fair that's cause he got enrolled in cooking classes/school at one point which he was really good at. Really he was ace at anything with clear precise cause and effect instructions/steps, be that for good or ill. Ie cooking Planning to see boobs the army

Geez, why are all sitcom dads so goofy?

That was the Christmas episode but that wasn't an opening

6:27 poor reese

But a better big brother to Jamie.

I'm sorry to hear that. Wishing you and your family all the best in these trying times.

It’s somewhat a internet meme too.

Dewey, that's not your family.

It was probably just the end lol

Dewey is a good son, and a quick thinker, to boot.

😂😂😂

haahahahaha

No, its the one when Hal thiught he has cancer. The ine you are talking about is "health insurence"

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