Top 50 Shitty Shark Movies

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This video was originally made in 2013, as a Top 40 list. It was exclusively on Cinemassacre.com. Now I've updated the list to 50, and releasing on RU-vid.
Make it 51. I wasn't even aware of 47 Meters Down!! This video was re-edited a month ago, and scheduled to release just before shark week. #retro #retrogaming #nes #snes #jamesrolfe #mikematei #atari #playthrough #gameplay #gamereview

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@Cybeldar 6 лет назад

Fun fact: By the time you watch the whole video, 12 more shark movies have been released.

@estebanrico64 5 лет назад

63 sh***y shark movies.

@discontinuedchannel6457 5 лет назад

The shark punching Center needs to get on to this right now

@averagebritishguy7082 5 лет назад

They're being made by machines man.

@DerangedAvenger 5 лет назад

And at least 7 of them are Sharknado sequels.

@save_zawarudo 5 лет назад

top 70 coming soon

@sebione3576 5 лет назад

By this point, there are more shark movies than actual sharks.

@sapphireshadow3425 5 лет назад

Oof

@derrickquintanilla7378 5 лет назад

Oof

@sushishush 5 лет назад

Oof

@hubertcumberdale770 5 лет назад

Oof

@kaydhendavis9557 5 лет назад

Ooof

@zacharywolf5666 7 лет назад

Their are probably more shark attack movies per year then their are actual deaths from shark attacks, and that isn't even an exaggeration

@Urist_Mythrilforged 7 лет назад

Agreed. Sooner or later, we will have more shark movies than actual sharks.

@bogibogi1237 7 лет назад

Urist McInternet I think there is Already more

@WorldWalker128 7 лет назад

Give us a century or two.

@YuniorGamboa 6 лет назад

true true

@angelwayne2872 6 лет назад

@DarthVader-pl5ts 5 лет назад

This has to have the best youtube intro in history.

@bat-seal6293 5 лет назад

Fuck yeah

@xuanbaoXb 5 лет назад

Yeah

@ionman1761 4 года назад

Yep-_-

@franzferdinand9093 3 года назад

@TheOnly 3DSGuy And this is just the shortened version.

@HawkknightXC88 3 месяца назад

Great Start for Top 50 in History.

@TalkernateHistory 7 лет назад

I thought he was joking about Three Headed Shark attack being a sequel to Two Headed Shark attack. But then it wasn't a joke.

@kevinsolo3591 7 лет назад

Naxwell wait for real?

@0cellusDS 7 лет назад

for eel.

@ninjacristos 7 лет назад

apparently there is a five headed shark attack as well

@thema1998 7 лет назад

ninjacristos It's going to air on Syfy soon.

@Pooky1991 7 лет назад

Lol I think i remember seeing both on syfi

@MadnessTW 7 лет назад

What amazes me the most is that James actually watched all of these.

@HornetsNest1 7 лет назад

Because James has a fetish for sharks, I shall not go into detail though...

@magnum66 7 лет назад

Not possible as "Air Sharks" isn't even out yet.I looked it up cause I wanted to see it, but it's supposed to be out this September. It's just been heavily promoted/fundraised in the past year or so.

@QJ89 7 лет назад

Madness I have never seen a man so hyped about Shark Movies. SHARK MOOFIEZ!!!

@WorldWalker128 7 лет назад

Gotta wonder how much alcohol he burned through in the process. I wouldn't watch half of these without being smashed.

@youngtriadbeats4932 7 лет назад

Dude we love James Rolfe he's such a funny guy.

@tomfanning8319 6 лет назад

The word "shark" doesn't sound like a word to me anymore

@game84cube 6 лет назад

Any chance we can get 50 movies about Swag? That word needs to die

@parker-boy98 5 лет назад

It's still a wors

@parker-boy98 5 лет назад

Word

@TallSilentGuy 5 лет назад

Shark, the herald angels sing!

@dheritagememory603 5 лет назад

Sark movies!

@xXDragonCartoonsXx 5 лет назад

He said shark movies so much I started to hear shark boobies

@loog8621 5 лет назад

Samantha same

@miner8612 5 лет назад

I hear that too...

@SpaceMonkeyBoi 5 лет назад

They give milk to their young...

@Easterlingofrhun 5 лет назад

exactly! I wanted to comment it but I see your comment so..

@dragoncat9153 5 лет назад

Isn't that half the appeal lol

@mazerdusst4782 6 лет назад

You're gonna need a bigger list

@JaggedBird 5 лет назад

And a bigger ass..to shit this out

@kiddkhan4378 5 лет назад

Thanos (Snaps his fingers) James “Thanks thanos”

@deutshsean8313 5 лет назад

@@kiddkhan4378 BWAHAAAHHAAA!!!!!

@user-df9ce4nn4m 5 лет назад

Noice one👌

@anthonydeline-grant1739 5 лет назад

There's now 5 and 6 headed shark attack!

@waltersimeon387 6 лет назад

Jaws 5 Jaws: The Sea Horse Awakens Jaws: The Shark Who Loved Me Jaws Meets The Addams Family Jaws: Frakenshark Jaws: Jawcula Jaws: World War Sea Jaws: Road Shark Jaws X The Bride of Jaws The Cult of Jaws Jaws takes Manhattan Dr Jawkyll And Mr. Tide Jaws: Back to The Past Jaws 19

@UrfellowRaccer 5 лет назад

Lol that's a good one I get like all the refrences

@megaraptor1018 5 лет назад

Jaws Day: Resurgence

@woolfieMcP 5 лет назад

Jaws: vengeful revenge

@williamblazkowicz5587 5 лет назад

Samurai Jaws

@JonathanIbasitas 5 лет назад

Shark gods

@nenissaK 6 лет назад

Forrest Shark; a mentally challenged shark attacks people from trees and pursues the american dream

@josephfarrell6978 6 лет назад

nenissaK yes make that movie!

@Gondarth 6 лет назад

Momma always said life was like a box of mollusks

@rcct44444 6 лет назад

nenissaK "Swim Forrest swim" "my mama always told me life was like a bad swimmer"

@merc5333 6 лет назад

I love this comment thread!

@azoth2335 5 лет назад

Life is like a box of organs. Yum.

@TheDUDERulez1 5 лет назад

I just found out Tommy Wiseau has a shark movie coming out in September called Big Shark! WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!?!?!?

@TheDUDERulez1 5 лет назад

@@yuurou7927 Holy shit! That joke was so obvious! Why didn't I think of it!? 😂😂

@craiglopresto3322 5 лет назад

@@yuurou7927 Brilliant!

@9annax 5 лет назад

I did not bit her! It's not true! I did not bit her! I did not!... Oh hi Shark

@zapato6071 5 лет назад

Pls tell me it will be in theaters.

@kappykitty1528 5 лет назад

If tommy wiseau doesnt stand on a raft surrounded by sharks and say “You are all chickens! Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep”

@seangiglio 6 лет назад

who remembers the classic prequel, one headed shark attack?

@iron_blyat6815 5 лет назад

Good old days...

@Bartmanisnumber1 5 лет назад

Yeah, but I prefer the other prequel, 0-Headed Shark Attack

@karuma6635 5 лет назад

oh yeah! i'm pretty sure it used to be called jaws but whatever. i don't care 'bout name changes :]

@averagebritishguy7082 5 лет назад

No relation to Shark Attack I imagine.

@franzferdinand9093 2 года назад

@@Bartmanisnumber1 "When terror... takes the form of a stump."

@Singformefriend 7 лет назад

The intro is the best thing James has ever done

@StevesRightJay 7 лет назад

Got a Nicholas Cage vibe from the performance. Love it

@mikeythearchangel 7 лет назад

...i gotta say it was striking. James seems very happy for some reason :) keep it up mr. nerd

@Gigidag77 7 лет назад

The intro is one of the worst and cringyest things James has ever done

@MidoseitoAkage 7 лет назад

Gigidag77 You're the most useless and wasted comment has ever done.

@Gigidag77 7 лет назад

@Legofanbro247 7 лет назад

Where's that shark repellent when you need it? Rip Adam West!

@nicholsjoshua15 7 лет назад

"I am Batman!" Kevin Conroy as Batman. Shark swims the fuck away as fast as possible.

@hydrolight471 7 лет назад

Joshua If it was Christian Bale Batman vs the shark from Jaws 4 they would just roar at each other.

@ethanphilpot7643 7 лет назад

the funniest part is something like that actually exists and it works

@anthonyrios2311 6 лет назад

LegoFanAnimations *shows clip of The Lego Batman Movie*

@francescomanzo3939 5 лет назад

R.I.P. Adam West! :( :(

@randomvids6546 5 лет назад

Imagine how many human movies sharks have

@sojdjndduwja9587 5 лет назад

Lmao

@sarcasticdemon7669 5 лет назад

And humans are seen as the monster's to them.

@raccoonboye5361 5 лет назад

Yeah and there’s probably human experts who pretend to understand us but have no idea what they’re doing, and human whisperers which go on land with special air breathing gear and hang out with us. Then PinkFosh made a video called baby human where a family of humans are chasing down a herd of pigs.

@spookyrosev6467 4 года назад

I mean we constantly murder them so understandable LOL

@gothambillionaire 4 года назад

Sarcastic Demon Because we are

@thesarkive7746 7 лет назад

Sharks with freakin' lazer beams attached to their heads!

@kabob0077 7 лет назад

Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money I wonder what the next Sharknado movie will have?

@thatoneguywhowatchesyouwhe2801 7 лет назад

shut up and take my money

@tovrobi5097 7 лет назад

Where is that from?

@nanuqo2006 5 лет назад

Sharks! Lasers! LASER SHARKS!

@jacobb.9181 4 года назад

Роберт Голомб LEGO movie

@illiniguy34 5 лет назад

Can't wait until this becomes a top 60.

@monoluktaalak9398 5 лет назад

Top 1000

@lemmykilmister5293 5 лет назад

In next 7 days

@CrossStario 5 лет назад

Can’t wait!

@MissMedeiros 3 года назад

Top 100

@spideyfantubbie5089 Год назад

@@MissMedeiros Top 5000

@Makron5 7 лет назад

It sucks that there's only stills now because of youtube regulations.

@briantagachi2188 7 лет назад

i agree. i liked the original one better with the clips....

@DefinitiveDubs 7 лет назад

It's not fair, because Nostalgia Critic gets away with using footage just fine.

@pitfallharry5257 7 лет назад

Harrison Betker nostalgia critic is awesome but the need is better

@crushermach3263 7 лет назад

It kinda helps that Critic's probably been through false DMCA claims like a billion times. He doesn't just "get away with" using movie clips. He has to fight for that right. Also Nerd does videogame stuff, not movie stuff. It's much harder to pick out gameplay than a movie even if they _were_ looking for 8- to 64-bit crapola from the '80s and '90s.

@filozof90 7 лет назад

+Ben - Definitive Dubs not in dreamworksuary

@joeymontgomery1191 4 года назад

“So many shark movies! Sho many sark movies!” James Rolfe, 0:27, 2013

@CarlosIvanFocus 3 года назад

Thank you, I missed that little detail.

@GarrusN7 7 лет назад

Damn didn't realize there were that many shitty shark movies.

@buttzilla6958 7 лет назад

GarrusN7 there's a lot more. Trust me

@imakemusicstuff 7 лет назад

there are mooooooooooooooar even even

@GreenSoap 7 лет назад

Sho many sitty sark movies

@Deep_wolf 7 лет назад

According to assopedia, every year there are 50 shitty shark movies coming out.

@YarugumaSou 7 лет назад

Try saying that 5 times

@lloydpastrana6233 5 лет назад

Dear Cinemassacre, *_L A N D S H A R K_*

@HighAltitudeWeatherEnthusiat 5 лет назад

SHARK MOVIES

@jellynutter3121 5 лет назад

NAMES BRUCE

@gumunduringigumundsson9344 5 лет назад

"Shark mom goes to hollywood"

@atsundiunstrun9199 4 года назад

thats just sand shark with extra steps

@InevitableMe 3 месяца назад

SHARK SIDE OF THE MOON! It really exists.

@callumsparrow4379 6 лет назад

Take a drink every time James says the word Shark.

@minhthuan5762 6 лет назад

Callum Sparrow dead

@SokkaoftheWaterTribe 6 лет назад

Alcohol poisoning

@k.theartist3940 6 лет назад

I can't. I'll die

@thenationofjemplastan1387 6 лет назад

I Guess I don’t need my liver

@arock7103 6 лет назад

Drowning

@toonbat 2 года назад

The intro James did for this is still one of my favorite Cinemassacre things ever.

@Ginger_FoxxVT 7 лет назад

Drinking game Take a shot every time james says 'shark'

@ChadDogofShimano 7 лет назад

Dead within the opening scene

@atlas9861 7 лет назад

Alcohol poisoning is no game.

@smuglytherat 7 лет назад

NOTHE even if it was a shot of water it would still end up being fatal

@bruckner6290 7 лет назад

Just take a sip of beer instead of a shot

@Jack1994hoo 7 лет назад

sorry, but I have no one to donate me half of their liver

@willverschneider1102 7 лет назад

You forgot the Peter Griffin film "Way Bigger Jaws".

@littenthepokemoncat304 6 лет назад

"Grr I'm gonna eat your boat then im gonna eat you guys!!" "rawr!!" "Oh God Whats that!?!?" "Its bigger jaws"

@Rainbowthewindsage 5 лет назад

I never watched it, but I remember seeing a movie called Satan Shark.

@starproduction5584 5 лет назад

The fuck

@magicrainbowkitties1023 5 лет назад

Also Shark Exorcist

@xximmortalhoovyxx9380 5 лет назад

Shark exorcist

@yaneighborhoodbigbrother3180 5 лет назад

Bible Man vs. Satan Shark

@miraculousfanyt 5 лет назад

For me the worst is Sharkenstein

@Daxx227 5 лет назад

Update: there's 6 sharknado movies now

@SpinosaurusStudios_ 4 года назад

@minifigsinmotionofficial 3 года назад

@@SpinosaurusStudios_ no there isn’t

@misterdude6694 Год назад

@@minifigsinmotionofficial Must be, maybe a ripoff?

@cakebop 7 лет назад

What's next? Planet of the Sharks? Night of the Living Shark? Sharks ate my neighbors? Godzilla vs Shark? King Kong vs Shark?

@CrunchbackJones 7 лет назад

We got Planet of the sharks.

@101Volts 7 лет назад

"Sharks Ate my Neighbors"? Well, if you want to fight a 40 foot baby shark. How about "Sharks Need Cheerleaders"?

@dinoboy1153 7 лет назад

wild_cat_luis How about SharkHooker? (a shark parody of frankenhooker which is a parody of frankenstein) or Sharkstein? Friday the Shark 13th? Hallowshark!?

@redcomet_622 7 лет назад

Sharkin 2 electric sharkaloo

@clearcasket1555 7 лет назад

Sharkhead. (AKA Pumpkinhead but with a shark instead.)

@Brutalyte616 6 лет назад

Now all we need is 'Porno Shark' and we're all set. Maybe we can get Sharktopus in the lead role and have it filmed in Japan.

@anthonyrios2311 6 лет назад

Brutalyte616 Add mersharks while you're at it.

@thewallachianbard6975 6 лет назад

There's a shark-girl dating sim on Steam if that counts.

@Brutalyte616 6 лет назад

TheWallachianBard There are a LOT of dating sims out there, Including a literal bird dating sim.

@Bauglir100 6 лет назад

Porno Shark? You mean like in GTA Vice City?

@zapato6071 6 лет назад

There is a jaws porno reviewed by the cinema snob

@T-REX-KNIGHT 7 лет назад

SHARK MOVIES!!! SHARK MOVIES!!! SHARK MOVIES!!! SHARK!!! MOVIES!!!

@sebione3576 5 лет назад

Fun fact: in the time it took James to make this video, he could have produced 42 average quality shark movies.

@emzetkin1100 6 лет назад

Here's a fun fact: When sharks attack people, they won't surface. They'll grab a human by the legs and drag them down. It's a way of seeing what this hairless, finless seal is.

@TheWyman55_ 6 лет назад

Emily Anarres •_•..... thanks....

@brandynharwell 6 лет назад

... I’m Never Going Swimming Ever Thank You For That

@sexmasquerade 6 лет назад

Now that's why I stay in the kitty pool at the public swimming arena

@CrasherX2000 6 лет назад

Spherical & Pandora Studios there’s no way in HELL that a shark could be in a swimming pool The chlorine would kill them (In case you’re wondering, yes, I get the joke, it’s not a properly executed joke)

@bobbymcpadden5110 6 лет назад

The More You Know!

@lsdcyclops7316 5 лет назад

Can we please find another animal to obsess over? How about Sloths?

@fartkerson 5 лет назад

Sloths on a Plane

@omikronweapon 5 лет назад

that's already a thing. Sloths and Alpaca's. Not too many movies yet though. I guess the time is right

@nanuqo2006 5 лет назад

Two-headed Sid attack

@treyrex5987 5 лет назад

@The Mandalorian that's actually funny

@victorthepenguinfan3957 5 лет назад

Slothnado

@ukwolfman6938 7 лет назад

No 52: Shark Exorcist. It's about a demonically possessed shark that has to be exorcised. Seriously.

@ky-gp4sz 7 лет назад

UK Wolfman "I'm probably missing a bunch of these movies, but what can you do about it? They're coming out so fucking fast!"

@ukwolfman6938 7 лет назад

Good point. Since I posted my comment, I've heard about a film called Empire of the Sharks and another called Shark Shock, which actually stars Tara Reid, so even Sharknado is getting its own rip-offs now!

@superzilla784 7 лет назад

No 53: Jurassic Shark. a shark frozen in a lake is awakened and attacks everything near the water. instead of just leaving to consume its entire supply of food and then later starve to death because it's a isolated lake, the main characters try to kill it. why? because we need to make this movie about a monster fish killing people. mostly because the writers have nothing better to do.

@TakaG 6 лет назад

IHE made a review of Shark Exorcist in his series "The Search for the Worst".

@Azmodeus87 6 лет назад

Call Roger Corman! it's the Excorsist meets Jaws. Coming Direct to a DVD near you!

@johnjackson9751 2 года назад

I have an idea for a shark movie. Shark Meteor. The plot is that Sharks aren’t from Earth, but from another planet. They came to earth as a meteor 65 million years ago. It wasn’t an asteroid impact that killed the dinosaurs, but the sharks, who are actually aliens. The “meteor” was actually their space ship.

@sweetchilledgames7887 Год назад

I got the perfect actor for your movie: Tom Sizemore

@detritus10001 6 лет назад

James is like the funny friend everyone wanted as a kid.

@Mr_Monolith 5 лет назад

The 3 Worst Are 3-Jurassic Shark 2-Shark Exorcist 1-Psycho Shark

@theguyishere249 5 лет назад

Tube time I see you like ihe

@zephyrian1006 5 лет назад

I was waiting for someone to mention Shark Exorcist!

@alphawolf1786 5 лет назад

You have never seen land shark

@phyllissmith6903 5 лет назад

Land shark

@InevitableMe 3 месяца назад

Shark Side of the Moon.

@WhaleManMan 6 лет назад

It's amazing how in a genre with a serial killer who has a glove with claws on it who invades your dreams and looks like he's covered with pizza, the serial killer has less of a film presence than a derpy animal that kills less people than cars.

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 6 лет назад

MJ Red and despite being the titular character.

@bkr1895 6 лет назад

MJ Red less people than vending machines

@Absenteeee 6 лет назад

less people than cars? That doesn't sound right, how many cars are killed by sharks every year?

@Biochemitra 6 лет назад

They are *so* derpy!

@Biochemitra 6 лет назад

I'm asexual, so no.

@RANDOM27ify 5 лет назад

Oh come on, Deep Blue Sea didn't deserve to be lumped together with these atrocities.

@tylermartinez5366 5 лет назад

I thought I was the only one that thought this l😂😂

@Thespanglerangler 5 лет назад

I regard Deep Blue Sea as a low-key spoof of the genre. It’s actually guilty pleasure movie for me...if I see it’s on, have to watch.

@tyeevans4465 5 лет назад

Same with jaws 2

@kristyfuller3443 5 лет назад

@@tyeevans4465 agree!

@ionman1761 4 года назад

Its good for 1 reason: SAMUEL.L.JACKSON

@Diego_Aracena_Kovacevic 7 лет назад

and number one is....It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Shark.

@crowman9096 7 лет назад

i love ur profile pic, its the Revolver album for the Beatles isnt it?

@91Coolepinguin 7 лет назад

Diego Aracena hahaha

@DropTehBazz 7 лет назад

You must be blind if you can't clearly see that.

@battleupsaber462 7 лет назад

Has James ever seen Shark Exorcist? (I know the original list was made before that movie came out but still)

@DimitrisGenn 7 лет назад

BattleUp Saber Shark...Exorcist...??? WHAT THE FU-

@DareToBeDeviant 7 лет назад

Alex (IHE) covered it in his Search for the Worst. Go for it. :D

@Ladderthief1 7 лет назад

I thought that'd be number 1.

@AroAceGamer 7 лет назад

Ladderthief1 It doesn't deserve to be number one of anything.

@outis439-A 7 лет назад

Wpp98 did you make it?

@agentblackbird9435 5 лет назад

#0 is obviously Baby Shark

@yoboikamil525 5 лет назад

-1 is Land Shark

@chernovbrichtofen4767 5 лет назад

Shark puppet is +100

@yoboikamil525 5 лет назад

@@chernovbrichtofen4767 yes

@xuanbaoXb 5 лет назад

Yeah lol

@dragoncat9153 5 лет назад

WE DONT SPEAK OF BABY SHARK

@nikgeo8690 5 лет назад

Next shark movies: Sharkquake The revenge of the living sharks The hills have sharks A nightmare on Shark Street Shark's Play Evil Shark Shitshark Sharknakonda Sharks on the Moon

@samoht398 4 года назад

shkream

@TheEpicXenemorph 3 года назад

The Blair Shark

@nikgeo8690 3 года назад

Sharks n the City

@IndigoEthee 3 года назад

Friday the Sharkteenth

@DarthKato 3 года назад

Sharkoween

@ifitwas9691 6 лет назад

Me: ok this list is good so far "Jaws 2" *SON OF A BI-*

@Nanu67-e9j 3 года назад

Jaws 2 is an alright sequel but I guess it makes sense put it on here because its rather silly and kinda started all the silly shark genre tropes.

@solarflare9078 Год назад

That and it was the lowest position of the original Top 40, meaning it was the “least bad”

@EdwardVersion2 7 лет назад

50 movies and not a single mention of Shark Tale.

@mr_hentai_god1392 7 лет назад

EdwardVersion2 Shark Tale was a great movie

@ky-gp4sz 7 лет назад

EdwardVersion2 I still that same GBA cartridge from when I was a kid, always wanted to 100% shark tales

@nuttyfrog24 6 лет назад

Shark tale was a time exploitation film

@fourtoozero7062 7 лет назад

Man I do love me some shark movies. They just make my JAWS drop ;D

@PokerPlayerJames 7 лет назад

Four Too Zero Your profile pic is perfect for that line. 😂😂😂

@Gigidag77 7 лет назад

*play seinfeld theme*

@perplexedpenguin2196 7 лет назад

@insanecomedion1223 7 лет назад

Four Too Zero: your comment fits your Icon picture.

@noheartx9992 7 лет назад

You proud a dat?

@connorjones3438 5 лет назад

Whale wolf WHALE wolf WHALE WOLF

@Paulafan5 5 лет назад

That one should have been top 10. Just.. awful.

@paulmerviel1617 4 года назад

Wait hang on there's another one: Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda PTERACUDA No, I'm not making that up.

@nikgeo8690 4 года назад

Pteracuda really got to me with his highpitched ass voice...i was rooting for sharktopus...🤣

@marcusholder6508 7 лет назад

Sharknado was number 5 on WatchMojo's BEST shark movies. LOL.

@merc5333 6 лет назад

They're mental.

@Razgriz85 5 лет назад

You missed a gem called "Sharkenstein."

@jam5533 5 лет назад

''Heil Sharkler!''

@miraculousfanyt 5 лет назад

Yes. The worst shark movie ever... Why did I watch it

@cypher838 5 лет назад

Sharkoom

@generalshadow9027 5 лет назад

Worst Shark movie ive ever seen has to be House Shark

@generalshadow9027 5 лет назад

@Death of a Universe it exists. Saw it at wallmart

@400KrispyKremes 7 лет назад

'Shit Shark' is my my favorite shitty shark film. It's about a shark made out of pure shit.

@YarugumaSou 7 лет назад

Need a Bullshit man cameo

@IImagnumalucardII 7 лет назад

Aren't all shark movies' sharks made of that anyway?

@deezyah 7 лет назад

400KrispyKremes Randy, no more shit talk until we are back in power, bud

@Kee2Oz 7 лет назад

Shit Shark 2: Revenge of Dingleberry

@400KrispyKremes 7 лет назад

*Full of shit shark

@sisi_life1999 5 лет назад

I disliked, because shark tale wasn't on the list JK, I could never dislike a nerd video!

@victorthepenguinfan3957 5 лет назад

It really isn't a shark movies

@malaki3281 5 лет назад

Shark tale is awesome and btw it isn't mainly about sharks

@fluvee 5 лет назад

@@malaki3281 I hope you mean "Shark Tale is so bad it's good"

@malaki3281 5 лет назад

@@fluvee eh vice versa I guess

@gumunduringigumundsson9344 5 лет назад

Its a cartoon not about sharks per se... no toons in list.

@tommoore2012 7 лет назад

"MEG" is coming out in August of 2018. Can't wait!

@timsillery8709 7 лет назад

Yo you know what I want to see? A Shark Buddy Cop Movie. An Old Timey Detective and a Shark must go solving a series of murders to clear the shark's names. Starring Alan Arkin as the Detective and Bill Murray as the voice of the Shark.

@Renegade666 6 лет назад

....you mean like Sharky and George? (the crime busters of the sea)

@sirtanon1 6 лет назад

Alan Sharkin 😂

@divergenttardis7378 6 лет назад

Why do I get the feeling that that would be the aquatic equivalent of "Theodore Rex"?

@magicrainbowkitties1023 6 лет назад

I need this in my life

@okidokidoki4415 7 лет назад

Transformers reboot in the works with Michael Bay: Transformers: Attack of the MECHASHARKS Coming Soon...

@kabob0077 7 лет назад

OkiDoki Doki How about Transmorphers, the shitty Transformers rip off instead?

@silentc22 7 лет назад

The actual Transformers had Shark transformers, one was in Beastwars called Cybershark, a couple of others from regular Transformers are Overbite and Rippersnapper, then there's Sky-Byte and of coarse the Sharkticons.

@Caderynwolf 7 лет назад

I'd like to point out the original shark transformers were the Sharkticons

@nanuqo2006 5 лет назад

Sharks in the toilet tank! Sharks in space! Sharks in your ass!

@Xr_nx 5 лет назад

@BayAreaUAV 4 года назад

I always rewatch this when I feel down. James is so high energy, I love it.

@ct1296 7 лет назад

Really sad that Raiders of the Lost Shark didn't make the list (yes, it is a real movie)

@HendarsChannel 7 лет назад

That movie has an awesome poster!

@magnum66 7 лет назад

Holy fuck, I had to look this up to see if this was true haha. I gotta see that movie.

@deloreanrc 7 лет назад

please tell me you are joking.

@ky-gp4sz 7 лет назад

Callum T "I'm probably missing a bunch of these movies, but what can you do about it? They're coming out so fucking fast!"

@zillauniverse7208 6 лет назад

Callum T LMAO

@xotl2780 5 лет назад

We all know about hammer head sharks, so I think human head sharks is the next logical phase in shark movie evolution.

@qwebhsaavhws 5 лет назад

Jennifer LePage honestly a think wrench head sharks is next

@kirabad-artist6532 5 лет назад

Wafflem 360 Next will be chainsaw head shari

@marcuswhitby3773 6 лет назад

Shark starts to sound weird after it's said alot

@magicrainbowkitties1023 6 лет назад

Say any word enough and it's bound to stop sounding like a word

@marcuswhitby3773 6 лет назад

MagicRainbow Kitties true true

@cakebop 6 лет назад

Shark boy and Lave Girl

@alanlee1355 5 лет назад

Sharks in tornadoes. Who would of guessed?

@2zporygon 6 лет назад

Did anybody count how many times "shark" has been said?

@bendy11dimitri32 6 лет назад

I did

@nicholasbrunt2010 6 лет назад

bendy 11 Dimitri then how many?

@Tami_DE 6 лет назад

@@bendy11dimitri32 jeah how many?

@CrasherX2000 6 лет назад

Flying Turtle that’s 170 shots for everytime he says shark You’d be either in the hospital of dead

@juanwashington-cruz2294 6 лет назад

Are you trying to kill people lol

@mrsg1137 7 лет назад

Sharks. The space games of the film industry.

@honarpalani7327 5 лет назад

"Top 50 Shitty Shark Movies but everytime James Rolfe says the word "shark" the video speeds up" LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!

@user-df9ce4nn4m 5 лет назад

That is mega retarted

@DrDanksubgoal 5 лет назад

It happened

@ladyscarfaceangel4616 5 лет назад

Mr. Spaghetti Make it a drinking game! Let me know if anyone makes it to the end. 🦈 🥃

@Vrinara 5 лет назад

Why haven't we gotten a movie called "Sharks with Fricken Lazar Beams attached to their heads!" Maybe it's just because the titles too long.

@Pyrodorah 5 лет назад

Laser Shark. There you go.

@daylenTV 7 лет назад

Am I the only one who wants to watch a movie called Shitsharks were sharks swim in shit?

@boombaby1769 7 лет назад

+Daylen Graham Call the producers of Two Girls One Cup, they will be totally pumped.

@cubecubecubed3602 7 лет назад

Daylen Graham I think you mean shark attack laxitive lacerations?

@hodwatt5901 7 лет назад

Daylen Graham Sooner or later it's gonna happen

@snoopypingas5426 7 лет назад

Daylen Graham Sharks coming out of the toilet, I can see that happening.

@cubecubecubed3602 7 лет назад

Snoopy Pingas YES

@augustmoviereviewer 7 лет назад

You fucking George Lucased your video.

@coyotehinderstein37 7 лет назад

but he didnt ruin it

@Caderynwolf 7 лет назад

He went george lucas, but he didn't go full george lucas.

@SaurianStudios1207 7 лет назад

Is this a list of shitty shark movies or shitty jaws rip offs?

@Caderynwolf 7 лет назад

both

@smoore693 7 лет назад

There's a difference?

@RoyalRoseTrue 7 лет назад

If the 1916 Jersey Shore Shark Attacks Never Existed which inspired the book, Jaws, which inspiried the movie, Jaws, These Shitty Shark Movies wouldn't have existed.

@institutoandresbello4655 5 лет назад

3-headed Shark had 2 sequels: 6-headed shark and 9-headed shark... Enough Said

@miraculousfanyt 5 лет назад

I haven't heard from 9-headed (only the 2,3,4,5,6 headed one)

@IndigoEthee 3 года назад

I thought it was only 2 headed 3 headed 5 headed 6 headed

@bredrick677 6 лет назад

That intro was the best thing ever.

@The_PokeSaurus 6 лет назад

They Also Made Trailer Park Shark! TRAILER, PARK, SHARK!!!

@mrwesker 7 лет назад

Lol that one DVD you couldn't open must have been a rental DVD from Blockbuster that was repackaged for retail purposes except someone forgot to take out the magnetic lock. I worked at Blockbuster and we used to lay the DVD down on the magnetic holder to slide it out.

@evgen6465 5 лет назад

Shark movie: *exists* Shark: aw shit, here we go again

@miguelvalle898 5 лет назад

This is so acurate it's sad

@thegoldeyjar 3 года назад

Poor shark

@whatsthatnow8613 7 лет назад

15:45 Great, now I feel the need to go watch through board James again

@b_rabbit 6 лет назад

Deep Blue Sea isn't that bad, it has a bad ass title.

@rainbowdashsteve2068 2 года назад

It's a masterpiece

@83jbbentley 6 лет назад

Jumping the shitshark

@Jarod-vg9wq 6 лет назад

I want sky sharks l it’s the perfect Halloween movie.

@booboothefool3342 6 лет назад

josh bentley83 the shart

@JerryBlueCast 5 лет назад

3:54 1 headed shark attack 2 headed shark attack 3 headed shark attack The best trilogy

@flo.g. 5 лет назад

there's actually another sequel called 6 headed shark attack

@yoboikamil525 5 лет назад

6 headed shark attack happened in 2018

@aruptedz 5 лет назад

They also have 4, 5, and 6

@dragoncat9153 5 лет назад

From 1 headed to 69420 headed

@nikgeo8690 5 лет назад

3headed shark is my favorite of this franchise

@michaelswitzer2121 7 лет назад

He has his own blockbuster man! It must have taken him all his life collecting to have the movies and games and even board games

@regalxp8868 7 лет назад

Join us next year for top 100 worst shark movies

@regalxp8868 7 лет назад

natural_hype 😂😂😂

@majomkenyerfa 7 лет назад

I agree with the list , cept Deep Blue Sea. I think at the age it came out , was good. The acting was also good and the story wasn't as stupid like other shark movies.

@Userius1 7 лет назад

Well both that and Jaws 2 are actually not bad at all. I think the list basically requires everything besides Jaws 1 to be on it.

@Userius1 7 лет назад

Also Bait was friggin' awesome

@shinakumaforu5107 7 лет назад

majomkenyerfa you cant put deep blue sea on that list. my favorite shark movie!

@lloydchristmas5588 5 лет назад

Coming in 2019 Sharks on a plane & sharks on a train 😱😃

@milestrombley1466 7 лет назад

I got some shark movie ideas. Sharks in Space, Toilet Shark, and Sharks on Crack.

@jkb4418 7 лет назад

Miles Trombley sharknado 7 space sharks

@milestrombley1466 7 лет назад

Jakob Skeide Dammit!

@cronostrife431 7 лет назад

Miles Trombley Sharks in Hell, Sharks Up Your Ass, Super Shark Anime, and Megashark vs Satan

@zaboknowsbest13 7 лет назад

I could get behind sharks on crack

@HappyBeezerStudios 6 лет назад

How about Sharks on a Train, Zombie Shark vs Vampire Alligator, Shark Wizard, Shark Wizard II: Master of Sharks, Shark Beer, Sharks of the Universe and Bowling with Sharks.

@HullabaLulu_Art 6 лет назад

Rosa Sharks: The inspiring story of a civil rights activist shark, who refused to give up their seat on the boat for the gritty white male protagonist.

@homelesshannah50 6 лет назад

Really?

@ksay7649 6 лет назад

LOL!!!

@kingdavey90 6 лет назад

'antagonist'

@lj-wp3sf 6 лет назад

David Harris Protagonist*

@filthy.kasual 6 лет назад

For anyone who doesn't know, Deep Blue Sea was actually a good movie

@legionardevrancea229 6 лет назад

i whached it was not very good,but was not bad,he was good and bad at the same time

@curvedfmc 6 лет назад

The 2 one is better

@rainbowdashsteve2068 6 лет назад

Deep blue seas the best shark movie ever aside from jaws

@samurai6331 6 лет назад

It’s great because of Samuel L Goddamn Jackson.

@alepk5267 6 лет назад

@@rainbowdashsteve2068 Did you ever seen The Reef?

@danielchipman8967 5 лет назад

It'd be a lot easier to say "every shark movie ever after 1975".

@McDanklestank 6 лет назад

WHALE WOLF

@d.g.charles106 5 лет назад

It is a creature from Inuit mythology

@juanwashington-cruz2294 5 лет назад

@@d.g.charles106 no its a creature from bullshit mythology

@ratt_ler4261 5 лет назад

WHY. JUST WHY, HOLLYWOOD.

@igm4326 5 лет назад

MERMANTULA

@robinhyperlord9053 5 лет назад

No.

@edgarbanuelos6472 6 лет назад

So why wasn't Shark Tale on the list?

@edgarbanuelos6472 6 лет назад

Actually nevermind. I already found the answrr.

@jordanbonds823 6 лет назад

BENJAMIN GARCIA CONSTANZO it’s a joke

@michaelswift2471 6 лет назад

Wasn't that about a fish

@thegodfather376 6 лет назад

@BENJAMIN GARCIA CONSTANZO Why Are You Typing Like This?

@palace_curse 6 лет назад

@RakkAnimate 7 лет назад

I seriously wish he added Shark Exorcist.

@JaggedBird 6 лет назад

Rakk I would replace it with the Jersey Shore one. That one at least feels like a parody and piss take so I see it more as a guilty pleasure shitpost of a film. That or Jaws 2 cause least that one was grand compared to the others

@ravenblair1991 6 лет назад

Omg so much yes.

@superdialga8923 6 лет назад

That film is totes retar

@gingeetheginge6071 6 лет назад

Make I Hate Mars Bars

@carlwilkerson9722 6 лет назад

I saw IHE's review of it. There is no doubt it belongs in the top 40, maybe even the top 10, on James's list.

@uncle7162 5 лет назад

Coconuts kill more people than sharks so will there be a shit ton of coconut movies?

@pierrepoirier7917 5 лет назад

I hope so

@salvulcano9061 5 лет назад

Thank you Uncle very cool

@JeffTheHokie 5 лет назад

The band Great White killed twice as many people in one night as all US shark attacks combined for the last 50 years.

@jayryman5310 5 лет назад

Probably not

@9wattcat 7 лет назад

Drinking game, Everytime he's says shark take a shot.

@marcelovolpato4283 7 лет назад

Dies of alcohol poisoning...

@cryingwithrage 6 лет назад

Ryan Goodrow charities are now giving us money

@alanalves7649 6 лет назад

Everytime he's says "sun of a beache"

@herculeanwarrior1541 6 лет назад

Wattcat Good God, man! Are you trying to kill people?!

@JaggedBird 6 лет назад

Wattcat oh come on, disclude the comedy intro. Be fair to us mate

@imhandsomexd7482 6 лет назад

WHATS NEXT?? shark zilla????? (featuring godzilla with a shark head)

@nanuqo2006 5 лет назад

make it happen in Legendary's Monsterverse

@bronghusphidalski522 5 лет назад

That would be utter kino

@far0145 5 лет назад

Shin Godzilla will have a Shark Tail instead a face tail

@Xr_nx 5 лет назад

Hmmmm you mean the game omegalodon

@mariuskatutis3853 5 лет назад

@@Xr_nx and shark hunger evolution

@curlyhairedhippie61 6 лет назад

lover how about 80% of these are on Netflix

@anthonyrios2311 6 лет назад

KingPanCake1683 Dear God why?

@curlyhairedhippie61 6 лет назад

because really doesn't have good movies

@sillyfella2009 6 лет назад

KingPanCake1683 80% but this list is 50

@jerrygodeep4787 6 лет назад

Selver Tuzla that would be 40 of the 50 movies

@Pancakes26 6 лет назад

Selver Tuzla *facepalm*

@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 5 лет назад

Surprised that Shark Exorcist wasn’t on this list

@miraculousfanyt 5 лет назад

And Sharkenstein

@nrqed 5 лет назад

I guess it means that it is not shitty ;-)

@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 5 лет назад

Patrick LaBelle oh you fool. Go watch the IHE Shark Exorcist review and it will make you eat your words.

@neoasura 7 лет назад

Holy shit! I knew the Jaws series, and the Sharknado series...I had no idea there was a whole genre of this on to itself! BTW, fun fact: My Uncle Mark Gruner was in Jaws 2...he would NEVER live that down and constantly bragged about it at reunions ALL the time XD

@anthonyrios2311 6 лет назад

neoasura Where was he?