Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 13 

The look on hamster's face

That’s probably my number 1, I die laughing every time 😂

He called his parents heroin addicts 😂😂

the moment i die laughing when the girl says "why dont they speak english" and james said. cuz theyre spanish

Fact

I noticed it and rewound 10 times!

@@dannyhudson5115 lool

I saw that too lol

He was probably trying to see if it worked

I've only just noticed that

I'm cackling in the middle of the night because of that

@@muneebrehman6288 think 10 or 13

9:00

It's all fake!!!

@@jimmyavpi who cares? It is funny.

In the words of james may! "This is a guy that drives a Fiat Panda :P

the most interesting uninteresting person in the world

She probably would have been better off with an 'electrical appliance' than James cock

:eyes:

@@dan.9734 i thought James cut his cock off because he wanted cheaper car insurance.

Ravy mayvy

and the cringiest

Rumor has it the three teens are still on their phones. Wonder where they are now a decade later?

@@ChrisLoew Probably in a council estate with 8+ kids. Who knows?

That was the first episode I ever watched. Been hooked ever since

He knew it was going to be gold

“YOU’RE SO UNFUNNY”

Bubble Bobble i dont get it

@@cahyasatrya6558 how old are you?

@@cahyasatrya6558 It's a rather adult joke. If you are younger, it's probably better that you don't get it.

Backdoor

Flamingo Boutique in the bum hole

Should have had the footage longer because of the laughs. That was brilliant!

literally at 13:29

Top Gear Ground Force lol

LOOKWHATYOUVEDONETOMYBLOODYSHEDMAN

Do you have any idea how far we are from a river of gravel?

I had this bomb...and it will buffed out. What time is this program on? Is it 10 o'clock? Yea Is it 10 o'clock on bbc 2? Yea Are we in the watershed? Yea You're a fa-

Time stamp?

@@poletooke4691 1:22

​@@poletooke4691 14:19

@@JetFalcon710 omg he did say that! That is brutal 😂😂

@@poletooke4691 Yeah lol

not just that, the entire scene has hidden gags, like bars of gold, a teethwhitening kit,...

Dom how were the gold bars a gag?

well spotted

Naa, hes just taking a selfie.

The picture of Will Young on Jeremy's desk

Some part of me wants to try that one day. Just stick my head in a photocopier and see what happens

​@@JetFalcon710same but with a microwave

​@@timbo9644I recommend the photo copier

That scene is full of Easter eggs. The gold bars in the background and Will Young's photo on clarkson's desk to name a few

Some say that his head is invisible to photocopiers.

The way he just bumps into the car and goes “god above” gets me every time

Facts, that’s literally the most I’ve ever laughed at anything 🤣🤣🤣

same :DD

100 % true 😂

oh for GOD SAKE 🤣

*one of the few shows which you can... Don't forget Monty Python, Father Ted and Game Of Thrones.

Only fools and horses

And Fawlty Towers

@@christerselbomathisen9897 agreed

Blackadder

I couldn’t stop rewatching it

Clarkson's wheezing laugh makes it even better tbh

Does that mean the front entrance is closed and he may come in through the back door only??

I really think that Jeremys reaction was completely genuine in this. They might have scripted the convo, but the joke itself is very random (something James does a lot) and that reaction by Jermey was defiantly real

@@lukegauci1159 Yeah, pretty sure the words were scripted but the innuendo wasn't

So underrated

“There’s no damage”

good one

"Cock." *destroys piano*

What episode is that

@@mr.anonymous7793 series 13 episode 5 i think

I think its staged because james hits full brake when hes in 2 meters of the piano

It's so funny how he sounds more mildly annoyed than alarmed. Excuse me while replay that 10 more times

I do. 👹

Who wouldn’t?

he has a point. the picture looks like someone did a very bad crash course in Photoshopping pics...

Also James May: "No, you spoiled brat, we aren't there yet".

@@largol33t1 its just bad angle

What episode is that from

@@titanicman9329 Not episode,it's from his life

That woman has turds as a brain

@@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H she is genious. She ended homelessnes and poverty in a few seconds

@@dpm2937 and ended the language barrier

That’s Hammond for ya

rustamtheshadow Jeremy Clarkson said that didn’t look for James and cuz the voice sounded like James I think it’s james

@@jaspermennink7409 James' hair is lighter in color and kinda wavy, that's definitely Hammond

what exactly is the joke?

@@iroor James knows that woman don't think that about soap. Only men think soap is soap.

@@shrimpflea but why is soap not soap? ;-;

The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"

The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"

Agreed

"2, 4, 6, 8, Jacky Smith's husband likes to masturbate" Hmm, le true

I can't stress enough how much I laugh with this line every freaking time for some reason.

@@awakebroadcast9140 nah

She pissed him so off much, it was so perfect

They are English

What Episode was this?

Yes, for May... so who's Hammond?

Even if it was now he'd still be fine.

5:01 I got scared for may and then realised this isn't 2020.

Sneezing doesn’t mean you have it lol

I had the same thought, but then I remembered he doesn’t have 4 co-morbidities

I know!!

coz he was busy looking for a brown car

Or the red cortina

That Purple Spitfire wouldve been perfect for the rally.

That spitfire was actually great

I am the same and have just watched it yet again, tears of laughter every time!

It’s Clarkson’s laugh after he says that and then James realising what he just said that gets me 😂

I don't get it...

@@turboeddude4849 it's a butt sex joke.

Ogre D Oh I see

The grand tour sucks its over scripted

Not as entertaining. I'd argue that as a pure car show it's actually better now.

Top Gear had the might of the whole BBC juggernaut behind it. They could bring in Royal air force and navy and what not. Amazon isn't capable of doing anything that comes even close.

@@pablonavas8808 top gear's always been scripted too it was just that they were really good at making it look natural. I think they've gone back to how they used to work with TGT's Seamen, it's really good.

@@helicocktor Yes. GT specials are actually special! 👍

Jeremy Clarkson: _[w h e e z e]_

You're not wrong.

@Burleon so a cadillac?

@Burleon practicing your James may there?

Accurate. Especially the 90s jags.

@@Hydruss443 Depends on the jag tho, the supercharged XJR isint

And they were the first two episodes of the series

And not to mention the other stuff in that scene, which includes and is not limited to: - The pictures of the Queen on James' desk - The gold bars stacked in a pyramid behind James - The MP5 on Jeremy's desk

G. Rigz that and series 10/12 the best

They all SUCKED..fake scripted bullshit for idiots

Man if you havent seen blackadder or fawlty towers you should. Much love.

Sean O'reilly some of Open All Hours as well?

@@chadhaire1711 shut the fuck up

I think he was photocopying his helmet.

Oh God an RGS boy 😭 (kidding! I was a WHS girl)

Congratulations

Well done

Thats exactly what they said when clarkson arrived in his volvo. "Oh look a geography teacher has arrived"

High Wycombe is a shit hole

Yeah I thought so to. He says it back in the £1500 Porsche challenge when James does his elevensies.

Imagine if he’d said “oh no!” before saying “… anyway.”

What he was saying

Its a reference to Jacqui Smith, a British politician at the time who’s husband was caught up in a scandal where it was revealed that when she’s at work or at home, he’s in his garden shed watching lots of....................movies from the adult entertainment industry. “2, 4, 6, 8, Jacqui Smith’s husband likes to mastu..........I can’t do that one.”

@@DrewSavo lol...thank you for saying this to me

Guy Parham that’s like saying waters better when it’s wet mate

Old Top Gear? there is no new Top Gear, is ended few years ago!

chad haire attention seeker

chad haire piss taker

@@chadhaire1711 i know you can't see the dislikes but they're there mate

Electricity is electrons in motion from one pole to the other.

@@knlazar08 What is an electron and the two poles? And what's the reason that is the way it is?

@@ErikAnkan73 you can come to those questions with any subject if you ask for long enough

Yeah, true -- electricity is one of those things where you can easily explain what it _does,_ but you can't really explain what it _is_

All your comments are true. I'm not arguing with those facts. I'm sharing with you my attempts to understand what James meant. If you're the type of person who thinks in this way, it is an incredibly fascinating thing to wonder about.

It was a complete accident. That's what made it funny 😂

I don’t think the old top gear was scripted That’s why most of it was so offensive 😂

@@maddox471 some of them are scripted some of them are not, but they did a bloody good job that you can't tell which one is scripted.

I think the words were scripted, but the innuendo definitely wasn't

👀💀

However, there is a lot of serious waste of money with both services and the schools etc etc etc.