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A compilation of funny moments from season 3 of top gear...
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@OwenC1
@OwenC1 4 года назад
“Dial into the internet Bluetooth mobile phone cord”
@motanelustelistu
@motanelustelistu 4 года назад
@Gruntzy the Gentlemen Orc Cars are certain not only over excessively connected,but it stopped beeing cars a long time ago. You've got no "steering column" you've got a mini-motor reading your moves and sending current through a wire to another motor to replicate them. Now,what's with that crap :| ? The shortest route between 2 points is a straight line and a thing best done (time wise) is the one done quicker. Let my moves be the one the steering collumn does,not a bloody motor.When that brakes,adios steering. Did i said about the acceleration ? The DAMN CDI,the acceleration sensor (another MANURE current through wire thing),the tire pressure sensor,the open door senzor (or like Clarkson said "I know my door's open,there a big gap.You don't have to remind me.") ,electric adjusting seat,e-adjusting steering column and so on,e-windows,bloototh conectivity and all the rest of the IDIOTIC STUF. Cars got worse every new model that came out since 1980,but it got REALLY REALLY BAD recently, and most enoyingly,everything after "E-mail" got "e-" in front,wich is THE MOST IDIOTIC THING you can do to a car.
@finnhansbro5174
@finnhansbro5174 4 года назад
@@motanelustelistu well i'm sorry but it's 2020, all cars are going to have things like e-windows and bluetooth, it's called the present. it's perfectly fine if you think that, but the vast majority of the planet is going with the future, and that's definitely not going to change.
@somethingsock6707
@somethingsock6707 4 года назад
@@motanelustelistu ok boomer. youre gonna love that manual steering after five minutes of parallel parking.
@jakelocker6933
@jakelocker6933 3 года назад
Something us “boomers” have been doing it for years already, you stupid fuck. Do you think cars have only been around a few years or something?
@planeinglish7095
@planeinglish7095 3 года назад
@Gruggy Now I'm not much of an electrician but I'm fairly certain that since a car isn't plugged into your house it'll be perfectly fine during a black-out
@wumbosaurus9121
@wumbosaurus9121 6 лет назад
"Could be worse, you could be shot in the back of the head by a marksman." Well with *that* headrest, definitely
@scallie6462
@scallie6462 6 лет назад
I almost spit out my dinner when Jeremy said that.
@williamsterben
@williamsterben 5 лет назад
Very Alan Partridge indeed
@whatdoyoucallablackpriesth5190
@whatdoyoucallablackpriesth5190 4 года назад
I read this as he said it
@vizanarkonin4475
@vizanarkonin4475 6 лет назад
"Stiiig! See that slippers? Pee in 'em!" Good lord, somebody make me stop laughing my ass off :D
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 5 лет назад
Not pictured, a tame racing driver pissing all over a shoe rack
@keiztrat9109
@keiztrat9109 3 года назад
@@TheHutchy01 I thought he said peel them haha
@Dragoneer
@Dragoneer 5 лет назад
The cars may have aged slightly, but the humor definitely hasnt
@kamsam6914
@kamsam6914 4 года назад
this was 13 years ago, let that sink in
@ethank5681
@ethank5681 4 года назад
Kam Sam it was actually 23 years ago
@spookylemon4947
@spookylemon4947 4 года назад
Ethan K It was actually 33 years ago
@ethank5681
@ethank5681 4 года назад
Spooky Lemon yes sorry, the Nissan GT turbo didn’t come out until 1969
@spookylemon4947
@spookylemon4947 4 года назад
Ethan K It was actually the predecessor to the Model T.
@Sirdiggar
@Sirdiggar 4 года назад
Dafuk I thought this was 2034
@mystical3022
@mystical3022 4 года назад
"it looks like a dog doing it's number 2" , lol. Never gets old
@jackepicproyt
@jackepicproyt 2 года назад
That kind of that arched back thing
@FlyingHeadbutt100
@FlyingHeadbutt100 5 месяцев назад
James May later mentioned that bit in his film about the convertible version... "Looked like a dog parking it's breakfast"
@cirocciroc
@cirocciroc 4 года назад
"America online"....wow I feel old
@Sirdiggar
@Sirdiggar 4 года назад
28.8k modem. Oh the joy back in the day.
@pyroj4339
@pyroj4339 4 года назад
At around 7:00 It's the liquid in your head that extends the range. You can find this out by using a jug of water.( I know this was posted like 2 years ago but whatever).
@alexpaumen3937
@alexpaumen3937 4 года назад
0:08 My Corgi looks exactly like that when she’s doing her “business” 😂.
@henryharrison4559
@henryharrison4559 4 года назад
It would have been more funny if he weren't in love with the ugly azz Alphas.
@Chastity_Belt
@Chastity_Belt 4 года назад
1:55 - sounds like a russian president elections 😂
@Maunten_
@Maunten_ 4 года назад
Tragicomic
@al7422
@al7422 3 года назад
Putin is a waifu
@williamangel4370
@williamangel4370 5 лет назад
came for the crossfire jokes... stayed for the whole video..
@angeryanimal398
@angeryanimal398 4 года назад
I love the crossfire even if it looks like a dog squatting, why do people hate that car so much?
@keydefiance98
@keydefiance98 6 лет назад
"Ain't no guitar" hahahaha
@SomethingShabby
@SomethingShabby 4 года назад
If anyone's wondering, water is the answer to the range of a car key. By putting the key up to your head, you are amplifying the range because water particles oscillate in a similar function to microwaves, something or other. If you don't believe me, try it with a water bottle, it works, i've tested it.
@gurkanozil
@gurkanozil 6 лет назад
It's the water in your head, it acts as a sattelite.
@BLOCKBUSTERTOO
@BLOCKBUSTERTOO 5 лет назад
Gurkan Ozil I think it has something to do with Jeremy’s teeth as he’s got a lot of them must be a lot of fillings in there
@nedzadpupovic1782
@nedzadpupovic1782 4 года назад
You have electrical brain receptors that magnify those already in the remote increasing the distance
@thegamingsushicat5349
@thegamingsushicat5349 5 лет назад
The first bit is hilarious
@pati1713
@pati1713 5 лет назад
''when you hold your central lockig device against your head it doubles its range'' you're a wizard Jeremy, await a letter from Hogwards.
@danielfinley3935
@danielfinley3935 5 лет назад
Love these guys!
@bloodypsycho6025
@bloodypsycho6025 4 года назад
This series is a time capsule for the auto industry
@Ru77ian
@Ru77ian 3 года назад
this was probably the best day of the guy in the last clip’s life. front row of the audience on Top Gear! just for Jeremy to turn to him and point out his huge schnoz lmaoo
@sumdumbmick
@sumdumbmick 5 лет назад
the Crossfire always reminded me of a Blohm und Voss P.170
@SirThanxalott
@SirThanxalott Год назад
Looks like a microcassette minus the two small spinning wheels at 5:34
@theforcer1762
@theforcer1762 4 года назад
Parking sensors!!! WOOOOOOOOOW
@haberdasheryandspam
@haberdasheryandspam 4 года назад
3:01..absolute partridge
@Cobra-pb9lu
@Cobra-pb9lu 4 года назад
HAHAHAHAHHAHA THE FIRST CLIP😂😂😂😂
@commandantteste2859
@commandantteste2859 6 лет назад
Downloads from Forza Motorsport files
@TrolledBy
@TrolledBy 6 лет назад
_When Don Joewon Song has made the perfect tune to your favourite car_
@MJC-yo5kj
@MJC-yo5kj 4 года назад
About the key thing, the fluids in your head are good enough conductors that it conducts and enhancing your keys range
@bmstylee
@bmstylee 5 лет назад
That Chrysler is hideous. Not sure what they were thinking about when they designed that ugly shape. It's up there with the Pontiac Aztec.
@visionist7
@visionist7 5 лет назад
BMW copied the shape with the X6 and made a trillion dollars, even more inexplicably
@weizenobstmusli8232
@weizenobstmusli8232 5 лет назад
Funny enough, its partly a Merc SLK underneath.
@utahwanderlust700
@utahwanderlust700 5 лет назад
Wild Bill My dad has one exactly like that. Same color and wheels and everything. It looks better in person, but it definitely isn't a poster car.
@MusingMageofDisney
@MusingMageofDisney 4 года назад
The Aztek managed to age well. It's still pretty ugly, but I think it was merely far ahead of its time.
@weizenobstmusli8232
@weizenobstmusli8232 4 года назад
@@MusingMageofDisney , well, the design reminds me of a Bentley 😁
@randomconsumer4494
@randomconsumer4494 3 года назад
The fob works against your head because of the water in your head... You can do the same thing by pressing it to a bottle of water.
@bertjesklotepino
@bertjesklotepino 4 года назад
at 1:15, is mr Clarkson explaining what is possible to do these days in cars so that certain people can make things look like a car crash? Hmm. A bit like the Lone Gunman episode.
@paulhammons8981
@paulhammons8981 5 лет назад
Hold the metal key part of your key fob against your chin, then push the unlock button. The trick turns your head into an antenna, says Tim Pozar, a Silicon Valley radio engineer. Mr. Pozar explains, “You are capacitively coupling the fob to your head. With all the fluids in your head it ends up being a nice conductor.
@Optgemakske
@Optgemakske 5 лет назад
0:48 the funny thing with that ford concept is that audi later sold millions of A5's ..
@ritarossweisse_
@ritarossweisse_ 4 года назад
I like how they interact with the audience tho
@davidclark2271
@davidclark2271 2 месяца назад
The vw 2.0 diesel is a work horse. My wife drove an 05 up to 220,000. Didn't do an oil change for over 4 years, and still to this day thinks I'm full of it when I tell her it's time to change the oil again. She thinks because the VW didn't break down in those 4 years that oil changes are a myth.
@tyler_schecter5805
@tyler_schecter5805 4 года назад
The signal of your key amplifies when you put it to your head because the water in your body amplifies the signal.
@noahbingham9339
@noahbingham9339 3 года назад
The key on your head is because of the fluid in your head is a good conductor and works as a large antenna
@hermanmunster3358
@hermanmunster3358 5 лет назад
Lol, I miss The Three Amigos on Top Gear. Biggest faux pas by the BBC ever, cupid stunts.
@utetopia1620
@utetopia1620 4 года назад
Putlocker has The Grand Tour
@ItsNotAProblem
@ItsNotAProblem 4 года назад
Or Amazon Prime Video
@willtato8778
@willtato8778 6 лет назад
So basically an aftermarket ECU?
@leonandre8858
@leonandre8858 5 лет назад
There are no more nominations hilarious
@stevemcvay2220
@stevemcvay2220 3 года назад
That crossfire Chrysler looks like the 1995 Porsche 928!!! I swear, it’s literally the exact same look/ body lines!!!
@NotFuckingKiwi
@NotFuckingKiwi 4 года назад
just so anyone wanted to know about the whole thing with the remotes increasing in range when you put them to your head apparently the fluids in your body act as a good conductor for radio waves and therefore increases the range
@bigmanc3217
@bigmanc3217 4 года назад
It's the emp signals from the brain obvs
@TrayIncProd
@TrayIncProd 5 лет назад
2:53 xD
@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
The reason is the body's electromagnetic field that acts as an amplifies the electromagnetic waves from the key either that or aliens
@mephistovonfaust
@mephistovonfaust 4 года назад
Could also be the waves bouncing off your body, amplyfing the waves going into a different direction, similar to a speaker put next to a wall. But I don't know the wave lenght of the older car keys and by that I can't determine if their waves would penetrate a human body or not... Frankly, I'm too lazy to look it up atm.
@spencerquimby4726
@spencerquimby4726 4 года назад
Your skull acts as an antenna. Amplifies the radio waves. Increases range. The sinuses in your head are what actually do it. Which I think is what the guy who mentioned "nasal passages" or whatever was on about.
@Dz73zxxx
@Dz73zxxx 4 года назад
History channel : "want some jobs?"
@luki01111
@luki01111 6 лет назад
Which episode the e60 bmw was tested by May?
@nathanparry8315
@nathanparry8315 3 года назад
Parking sensors back then, new tech only on high end models, now it's a standard feature on nearly all cars
@fluchtigziege3202
@fluchtigziege3202 4 года назад
@5:00 that was already covered back in the 90s in australia in a segment on a skit show called "pooncey ways to lock your car"
@GuninGames
@GuninGames 4 года назад
1:12 Honesty wish i could do this
@MrSwayzy
@MrSwayzy 4 года назад
0:15 "That's what it is" "Hideous" "Ughhh"
@smellyboiipanda2273
@smellyboiipanda2273 3 года назад
He said hideous not it isss
@MrSwayzy
@MrSwayzy 3 года назад
@@smellyboiipanda2273 Oh wow I can hear that now, it really sounded like he said "it is" but now I notice that it's not it 😅
@justintetford711
@justintetford711 3 года назад
What is the first car?
@jackleeyoung24
@jackleeyoung24 4 года назад
7:35 There is actually enough iron in your body to make a nail 6cm long
@derikdedog9462
@derikdedog9462 4 года назад
What gurth
@matrim1762
@matrim1762 6 лет назад
My dad drives a chrysler crossfire same color too.
@worldsgonebonkers4512
@worldsgonebonkers4512 6 лет назад
lucifer thebringeroflight Great car, your dad has good taste 👍🏼
@Vexedjman1111
@Vexedjman1111 6 лет назад
Love mine. Only chrysler id ever own tbh
@fredschriks8554
@fredschriks8554 6 лет назад
lucifer thebringeroflight It's just a Mercedes SLK, just another body over the top.
@griffinmackenzie
@griffinmackenzie 6 лет назад
Rip
@owenj1906
@owenj1906 6 лет назад
Unlucky for your dad
@jeffross5424
@jeffross5424 3 года назад
LOL
@mpa1931
@mpa1931 4 года назад
Keyless go works quite well today actually, Jeremy predicted wrong about that.
@robda7195
@robda7195 4 года назад
Yea if your a car theif
@juliemason9275
@juliemason9275 5 лет назад
i'm glad I don't have a guitar nailed onto my face
@tomjahiggs
@tomjahiggs 5 лет назад
It's the water in your body
@TheAdekrijger
@TheAdekrijger 4 года назад
The car in the second clip was ahead of it's time. Just look at it.
@teerilla
@teerilla 4 года назад
I see what your saying, but believe it or not a lot of concept cars around that era (and even today) had a lot of similar design features
@mackcummy4976
@mackcummy4976 4 года назад
On my RSX I have a special ECU that I can hook up to my laptop and tune it and control a lot of shit.
@stevemcvay2220
@stevemcvay2220 3 года назад
So the crossfire looks like a Porsche 928 and the Ford that was on after the Chrysler crossfire has the exact some wheels as the Bugatti Veyron.
@mackcummy4976
@mackcummy4976 4 года назад
pffft it's the salt and water in our bodies.
@Shawn_Boyce
@Shawn_Boyce Год назад
More videos please
@rudiausbuddeln3652
@rudiausbuddeln3652 4 года назад
I always loved the Chrysler Crossfire. Jeremy ruined it for me
@martinhendrikpettai206
@martinhendrikpettai206 6 лет назад
What is the car after the Chrysler? 0:25
@stefan1095
@stefan1095 6 лет назад
Ford Visos Only a concept car, never made it to the production line unfortunately
@martinhendrikpettai206
@martinhendrikpettai206 6 лет назад
McChickenNo1 Thanks a lot, mate!
@AaroMesa
@AaroMesa 3 года назад
Photocopying brackets tonner distribution sounds like a GTA Vice city asset
@WynandRautenbach
@WynandRautenbach 4 года назад
I really wanted to like that Chrysler Crossfire SRT6 Still cant understand why Clarkson doesnt like it
@kittyhawk3831
@kittyhawk3831 4 года назад
I mean, I think he explained why quite clearly, lol
@joshgray2024
@joshgray2024 4 года назад
Hidious yes. Crossfire chrysler but it is actually an american mercedes clk 320. For real has a m112 v6 merceses engine and 722 auto trans. Greatest find in junkyars for engine swap.and only cost 180 bucks at lkq yards
@codfrenzy3157
@codfrenzy3157 4 года назад
its a broke mans 350z...
@champyheteromer9946
@champyheteromer9946 6 лет назад
what's the first car called?
@itsmrlonewolf
@itsmrlonewolf 6 лет назад
Champy heteromer Chrysler crossfire
@daniellennon4275
@daniellennon4275 5 лет назад
A shit box
@Team_Nico_Motorsport
@Team_Nico_Motorsport 5 лет назад
Champy heteromer its called 0:20
@psp4150
@psp4150 4 года назад
Gay
@cms8383
@cms8383 4 года назад
@ America online wow
@NPW007
@NPW007 4 года назад
#bringbackoldtopgear
@Thohoyandou
@Thohoyandou 2 года назад
Top gear was nothing before James
@TheRealTerranMarine
@TheRealTerranMarine 4 года назад
"You're not having an AE86 because it's old". Oh James, you sweet, summer child
@DominikMaslyk
@DominikMaslyk 3 года назад
He said A6 (Unless this is some joke I don’t get)
@TheRealTerranMarine
@TheRealTerranMarine 3 года назад
@@DominikMaslyk I think I misheard what he said. Thought he was talking trash about a toyota
@DominikMaslyk
@DominikMaslyk 3 года назад
@@TheRealTerranMarine Oh. Ok lmao
@deanrobinson7992
@deanrobinson7992 6 лет назад
My first car was a jaguar S type
@yanyio2596
@yanyio2596 6 лет назад
WTF
@oli5412
@oli5412 6 лет назад
Harrison McCollum he's gay because he looks about 12 so how's he gonna get an s type
@LonelyHunter995
@LonelyHunter995 6 лет назад
Abilita sooo how does that make him gay? lol sad straight guys
@stuffthings3728
@stuffthings3728 5 лет назад
Show off lol lucky git
@themask706
@themask706 4 года назад
The first one about the car taking a dump was funny. The rest were shit.
@todays_classics3571
@todays_classics3571 5 лет назад
I wana make a car outta bambo and recyled plasics lighter then testla
@todays_classics3571
@todays_classics3571 5 лет назад
oo and totally wireless like for the speakers, blinkers, wippers.. windows.. why not.
@UltimatumDemon
@UltimatumDemon 4 года назад
What's with the deal with re-using clips? You really got nothing better to do
@SethiozProject
@SethiozProject Год назад
that police constable talking about speeding and callign them criminals ... how do people like that even get position in police force?? people like that belong to loony bins! why? here's why: What is more dangerous? A) a rookie driver in a van, doing 60mp/h or B) a professional driver doing 120mp/h in a sports car? get my "drift" here? you can't judge speed based on numbers. hypercars can SAFELY travel at speeds of like 200mp/h, while a rookie driver in van won't be able to control it at 60mp/h. even braking distance for a loaded van is LONGER than it is for hypercar at like 200mp/h .. personally i've always found speed limits dumb. driving a loaded truck or van on small roads at 30mp/h can already be dangerous, while driving a small sports car on same roads at 60mp/h is quite safe if you know what you're doing. that's my point .. they need to give out special licenses based on what car you drive and how good you are, you should be able to take a special driving test that determines how good of a driver you are at higher speeds, then set that speed limit on your license and cars. for example if you can complete high speed course in a sports car, but cant complete it in a van, then it means you can driver faster in your car, but not in your van. that's what you call common sense and logical law.
@nickys1008
@nickys1008 6 лет назад
0:20 if it were a British car he’d probably call it beautiful.
@diefreundlichemk-1083
@diefreundlichemk-1083 6 лет назад
noone would call *that* beautiful. Not even when it was british
@ts.exotics642
@ts.exotics642 6 лет назад
Sift Nick I'm British this car is hideous
@ashGT40
@ashGT40 6 лет назад
Triggered murican lol
@worldsgonebonkers4512
@worldsgonebonkers4512 6 лет назад
Designed by a Brit 🇬🇧
@birtalanlorant5572
@birtalanlorant5572 5 лет назад
Rich-F1- Painter doesnt change the fact that it looks horrible
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 6 лет назад
Second
@joacimbs
@joacimbs 6 лет назад
First
@Poopsticle_256
@Poopsticle_256 6 лет назад
It's the radiation in your teeth...
@wumbosaurus9121
@wumbosaurus9121 6 лет назад
The radio waves go through the thin temple into the brain, then the waves are turned into focused beams that shoot through your eyes.
@jayleno3240
@jayleno3240 5 лет назад
Wtf
@genevastone2386
@genevastone2386 3 года назад
The humdrum nation formerly prevent because conifer puzzlingly soothe lest a modern fight. ambiguous, gifted ambulance
@DifficultFlannel
@DifficultFlannel 5 лет назад
I hate Richard Hammond.
@goldengold8568
@goldengold8568 5 лет назад
Why?
@conanthebarbarian9955
@conanthebarbarian9955 5 лет назад
SpunkDustbin what’d he do to you lmfao
@DifficultFlannel
@DifficultFlannel 5 лет назад
@@conanthebarbarian9955he's a racist, a chauvinist and an awful driver.
@jkny2744
@jkny2744 5 лет назад
@SpunkDustbin Dear so called Top Gear..
@JR-vt7rb
@JR-vt7rb 3 года назад
Racist?! Where did you heard that? He is an average joe, i mean if he's a racist so is everyone else in the UK
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