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Compilation of funny topics on Top Gear News in seasons 12 and 13.

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@WH250398
@WH250398 3 года назад
5:48 James unknowingly predicted his own future here.
@draindroid9980
@draindroid9980 3 года назад
That man who said “Ice” is a billionaire now
@K_ingh16
@K_ingh16 3 года назад
And his name is Elon musk
@sympathiser_of_Germans_in_40s
@sympathiser_of_Germans_in_40s 3 года назад
Really?
@rippspeck
@rippspeck 3 года назад
@@sympathiser_of_Germans_in_40s Yes, really. I swear.
@kieran6416
@kieran6416 3 года назад
@@rippspeck funny
@XyzAbc-ux9qw
@XyzAbc-ux9qw 3 года назад
Source : " Trust me, bro".
@thomasmcrobie8230
@thomasmcrobie8230 10 лет назад
When James May's "girlfriend" said she wanted a "power drill"... I don't think that's what she meant.
@scottclarke1350
@scottclarke1350 7 лет назад
DJ91RN GP oh cock
@rugz2069
@rugz2069 6 лет назад
Oh you dirty bugger
@lyh0619
@lyh0619 5 лет назад
wanted a buzzing stick
@SplicerOtter
@SplicerOtter 4 года назад
Congrats, you get the joke
@mr.irrelevant8826
@mr.irrelevant8826 4 года назад
Oh C O C K
@realkilju
@realkilju 4 года назад
I remember when i was 7 i skipped all these news parts... Now in watching these and im addicted to these
@PHAZER99
@PHAZER99 4 года назад
For me I always skipped the celebrity section 'cause it always felt like the show was stunning fast cars and comedy and it screeched to a halt part way through to talk to some B list celebrity (Especially during early seasons) about some lame car story Especially that one weirdo in the early season that tried so hard to be a fourth presenter 'Jay Kay'
@davidgoropakha3174
@davidgoropakha3174 3 года назад
Exactly the same
@Lhs1105
@Lhs1105 3 года назад
Exactly the same
@captainpopeyes9589
@captainpopeyes9589 3 года назад
A1qaq
@alibarakat4800
@alibarakat4800 3 года назад
Because we understand them today
@chrisevans6548
@chrisevans6548 6 лет назад
"It's all rubbish. Cars that drive themselves were invented ages ago. They're called taxis." 😂
@edwardburek1717
@edwardburek1717 5 лет назад
Don't laugh - I'm completely with James May on that one.
@16rumpole
@16rumpole 5 лет назад
chris I love the doctor who symbol
@CalculatorGuides
@CalculatorGuides 3 года назад
@@edwardburek1717 me to lmao
@rickytickybobbywobbin7430
@rickytickybobbywobbin7430 3 года назад
I love how he followed that up with “and on that note, in India”
@fdmarminy
@fdmarminy 9 лет назад
He's got a JAAAAAAG
@richardquinn682
@richardquinn682 6 лет назад
Yes you can get a jaaaag
@bmstylee
@bmstylee 5 лет назад
Terribly sorry I ran over your dog. With my Jaaaaaaaggggggggg
@DrDM87
@DrDM87 6 лет назад
Tonight I get Fired Richard & James resign & We all go to Amazon
@theonemattock
@theonemattock 6 лет назад
I'll be the arsehole and say he wasn't fired. His contract wasn't renewed.
@theonemattock
@theonemattock 6 лет назад
DamaOscuraDeTodos true, pretty much the same thing. But makes a difference in terms of career history
@cheetahgaming3642
@cheetahgaming3642 4 года назад
@@theonemattock did u reply to yourself...
@theonemattock
@theonemattock 4 года назад
@@cheetahgaming3642 clearly not as I started the comment with someone's username. He/she must have deleted it. You're welcome for the explanation
@theknightsofawesomeness2701
@theknightsofawesomeness2701 4 года назад
@@cheetahgaming3642 Nah it's his future self.
@Sbarrett1
@Sbarrett1 4 года назад
1:26 Dark haired girl was definitely NOT thinking of ice
@Kronos0999
@Kronos0999 Год назад
It's the millions in his bank account
@PowerRizer
@PowerRizer 11 лет назад
Lmao "you mean there is a season where you can shoot handbags"
@summushieremiasclarkson4700
@summushieremiasclarkson4700 4 года назад
God I wish one mass shooter would take a break from killing people and shoot up a "designer" (ie pretentious and obscenely overpriced) apparel store instead.
@engasal
@engasal 3 года назад
Or even shoot people who fail to quote a rewindable video properly
@Jay-cp8rl
@Jay-cp8rl 5 лет назад
4:30 a rare sighting of Hammond having an instanut on television
@RagingClanTV
@RagingClanTV 11 лет назад
Hammond: There's a German panel of seat experts. Clarkson: And I've invited them all to your house for Christmas. XD
@Liam.......
@Liam....... 6 лет назад
Viper TV Would you like a se.. Please stand
@thegeorgeshow2591
@thegeorgeshow2591 5 лет назад
I wonder where you can actully find this panel of geniuses
@theninethrees8044
@theninethrees8044 3 года назад
5:48 James May’s “CHEESE” meme before it was cool
@nam6128
@nam6128 2 года назад
2:16 the reaction from james and jeremy is gold
@kav3792
@kav3792 11 лет назад
Have you noticed to how Richards hair change after each of the shows, whereas Jeremy's and James hair stay the exact same lol
@stepladder3257
@stepladder3257 4 года назад
friendly reminder that james may still hasn't proposed to his girlfriend by May 29, 2020, making them girlfriend/boyfriend for 20 years now
@PapaHepatitis7170
@PapaHepatitis7170 3 года назад
making extra sure shes the right one I guess
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 3 года назад
Presumably it works for them. If it ain't broke, don't fix it! 😊
@mikemahoneygaming5754
@mikemahoneygaming5754 3 года назад
He’s too embarrassed to ask for a pre-nup
@mysticdn2595
@mysticdn2595 3 года назад
Well he is captain slow
@margaretthatcher7797
@margaretthatcher7797 3 года назад
it's because they don't want to get married
@Skaitania
@Skaitania 6 лет назад
What I learned from this: fiery girls want their power drills hard, not soft. Damn, this is good consumer adivce.
@JaredConnell
@JaredConnell 5 лет назад
And on that bomb shell, GOODNIGHT!
@adrielsebastian5216
@adrielsebastian5216 3 года назад
Top Gear top tip!
@ThatSilentGuy
@ThatSilentGuy 7 лет назад
Everyone knows what is better hard than soft. Problem is: how hard can it be?
@AzguardMike
@AzguardMike 6 лет назад
depends....how long has it been in the FREEZER
@BMW_Z4idiot
@BMW_Z4idiot 6 лет назад
your mom knows
@kanekeylewer5704
@kanekeylewer5704 5 лет назад
You are both petulant imbeciles.
@rolon-ew5kl
@rolon-ew5kl 5 лет назад
Jezza draws it and intentional make that figure a lot and captain slow says it. Women like it hard.
@Epck
@Epck 5 лет назад
@@kanekeylewer5704 nice! I would say irascible but still good words
@wesleybarnett5378
@wesleybarnett5378 10 лет назад
is it a burning gallardo?
@Oly1y
@Oly1y 8 лет назад
No. it's a jaaaag
@DanTheCaptain
@DanTheCaptain 7 лет назад
Wesley Barnett Could've been a burning Ferrari too
@rndmzr153
@rndmzr153 5 лет назад
italian electrics be like:
@TheEthalon
@TheEthalon 4 года назад
GUY-ARD-OW
@thegirthquake8574
@thegirthquake8574 4 года назад
That's a burning Gallardo.
@leogoria9965
@leogoria9965 6 лет назад
Zonda sync -Richard Hammond
@devravi7049
@devravi7049 3 года назад
"its a good job they didnt call it titbon" lmfaooooooo
@hiruharii
@hiruharii 3 года назад
“Ice.” *Clarkson dies inside.*
@SpudderRail
@SpudderRail 8 лет назад
James she said she wanted a power drill as in she wanted the other type of power drill...
@ShanesAutos
@ShanesAutos 7 лет назад
Wesley Holt she wanted to be power drilled 😂
@TheEthalon
@TheEthalon 4 года назад
Wesley Holt *james, she
@screamsinrussian5773
@screamsinrussian5773 4 года назад
@@TheEthalon who cares
@Wilky575
@Wilky575 12 лет назад
I love May's line when he says " cars that drive themselves were invented ages ago their called taxis.
@YS3Caero
@YS3Caero 5 лет назад
"Good bye, we're off" to America. Men of word.
@patriotcurse
@patriotcurse 10 лет назад
Jeremy always has the hottest women standing behind him haha
@shitstain863
@shitstain863 7 лет назад
SoSarcastic k
@FoxtrotGolfLima
@FoxtrotGolfLima 6 лет назад
SoSarcastic maybe they're looking at James
@howardsmith9342
@howardsmith9342 6 лет назад
Richard usually has quite a selection as well. James gets all the guys for some odd reason.
@charlieholmes4734
@charlieholmes4734 4 года назад
Cause hes the funniest the richest the tallest and has a nice low deep raspy voice of course they are haha
@denja964
@denja964 4 года назад
Most money out of the 3 🤣🤣🤣
@romulusnr
@romulusnr 2 года назад
9:20 Despite being designated a "state road," the road in question is actually a divided 9 lane freeway. 33.57539,-117.71214
@xuanyi7
@xuanyi7 11 лет назад
Speeding ticket was from Need for Speed
@thegirthquake8574
@thegirthquake8574 4 года назад
I love the German seat expert gag. "And I've invited them all to you house for Christmas!" And the way Richard says "ohGOD!!"
@wailun1123xd
@wailun1123xd 10 лет назад
Burning gallardo...
@are6ga
@are6ga 12 лет назад
i love the man at 0:40 "sneaking" up behind James! :D
@kroneyt1493
@kroneyt1493 6 лет назад
*Soap's soap.*
@ThatLaloBoy
@ThatLaloBoy 5 лет назад
I made this comment once and my friend got so mad. She straight up dragged me to Bath and Body Works to explain that "Soap is NOT just soap." Expensive as hell though.
@norwegiantechnolover
@norwegiantechnolover 6 лет назад
The lady in the yellow dress behind Hammond... wow! I think they pick the most attractive girls and put them in front of the audience for the cameras to see.
@samwebber9069
@samwebber9069 6 лет назад
The Scandinavian Gaming Channel It is a well known fact that Jeremy always had pretty girls sat behind him. It was a request he made since the outset
@rippspeck
@rippspeck 3 года назад
If I recall correctly, Clarckson always made sure the most beautiful ladies in the audience were standing behind him to make up for his messed up mug.
@Shakes-Off-Fear
@Shakes-Off-Fear 20 дней назад
Ross Noble said they have a ‘lady wrangler’ who finds all the good looking girls and goes “Get to the front!”
@HikoSeijuroXIII
@HikoSeijuroXIII 5 лет назад
Load 'em up lads, it's handbag season!
@billysino
@billysino 11 лет назад
If your name is Keith, please skip 6:35 before you going to sue Jeremy
@nickkonkle541
@nickkonkle541 3 года назад
props to that guy for admitting to owning a jag even after the guys had mocked jaguar owners for a minute straight
@imbetterthanyouis
@imbetterthanyouis 9 лет назад
actually coming from someone who has 2 back problems ( shermans syndrome and ligament damage ) i dont like a hard bed but making friends with a hardwood floor is a fact of life sometimes
@stefanb5266
@stefanb5266 6 лет назад
Titbon
@KoeingseggCCM
@KoeingseggCCM 5 лет назад
A year late, but thats what I call any car made out of carbon fiber and titanium.
@cd9759
@cd9759 4 года назад
These series were peak top gear
@mortenu.5606
@mortenu.5606 11 лет назад
03.47: Drinking game...."That's a burning...."
@Ubique2927
@Ubique2927 2 года назад
Jaguars are the last remaining car that you can see a long way off and say "That is a Jag."
@paulbialluch2297
@paulbialluch2297 6 лет назад
Its a Jaaaag
@brianfalker7467
@brianfalker7467 11 лет назад
210 MPH, was the cop a Bugatti or a Pagani.
@VegitoBlueYT
@VegitoBlueYT 3 года назад
i was watching the video about the full scaled toy car discussion and then click on this and its right where it left off lol
@Super123456789Kuba
@Super123456789Kuba 3 года назад
1:28 This man surely saved the day from being a bit awkward situation xD
@RushBuzzing
@RushBuzzing 11 лет назад
Carbotanium!!!
@brendanderoma1849
@brendanderoma1849 3 года назад
Could've been cartit
@MODERNFLEX
@MODERNFLEX 5 лет назад
I did. You what? I, did.
@mohammednurul9380
@mohammednurul9380 6 лет назад
Jeremy really hates the name "Keith". I've noticed it on many occasions, I wonder why.
@redmr2na
@redmr2na 5 лет назад
As Family Guy once pointed out, Keith is the most unattractive name in the English language
@ianthomson9363
@ianthomson9363 4 года назад
@@redmr2na With two exceptions- when it's followed by 'Richards' or 'Moon'.
@josheee6123
@josheee6123 3 года назад
Hammond would know more about soap than anybody else in that audience
@billysino
@billysino 11 лет назад
"It's okay becuase he's got a jaaaaaaaaagggg" I terrible sorry I ran over your dog" (WOMAN GASP) "In my jaaag" "About 80% got a jjaaaaaaaagg" "I go warm up my jaaaaaaaaaag"
@technicplayer7299
@technicplayer7299 4 года назад
0:54 “Have a sea- no stand up.”
@vaughnsigal4560
@vaughnsigal4560 4 года назад
The new Zonda "sink" haha bloody hell hamster
@sylumgand
@sylumgand 4 года назад
Only the rich can get away with a $500 ticket, but you're forgetting the $500-1000 an hour attorney fee's to fight every other criminal charge you'd get. Reckless driving being one, that's $1000 and potentially 90 days in jail.
@tai2691997
@tai2691997 11 лет назад
Oh, sorry. But I have to go and warm up my "Jag" LOL
@911gpd
@911gpd 9 лет назад
is the 210mph 500$ fine real in the USA ?
@acrspeed
@acrspeed 8 лет назад
It is if its your first ticket, and you would have to only have a speeding citation. However, any speed over 100 mph can result in jail time because it comes with a reckless driving citation.
@911gpd
@911gpd 8 лет назад
p387t thanks mate :)
@vickiebonnici1915
@vickiebonnici1915 8 лет назад
I'd do that every day
@Timg1231
@Timg1231 5 лет назад
I got a $250 ticket for doing 73mph in upstate New York so my guess is no though I’m not sure about California
@ThatLaloBoy
@ThatLaloBoy 5 лет назад
@@Timg1231 I live in California and got caught speeding on the 5 where the roads are pretty empty. Officer was hiding behind a bridge and caught up really quickly. He just gave me a warning though. I only got out of it because I told him I was heading to visit my parents. He saw me in scrubs and felt bad.
@CYMRUKID69
@CYMRUKID69 4 года назад
This is still much funnier than the grand tour.
@timothysmith7478
@timothysmith7478 4 года назад
Some say that Lamborghini now makes McClarens. And that Richard Hammond would’ve witnessed and solved 1000 crimes if he was taller
@revengehunter0184
@revengehunter0184 10 лет назад
how would a cop keep up with a 210+ mph Bugatti? plus im not sure if it is a Veyron ill have to double check the video on higher quality
@revengehunter0184
@revengehunter0184 9 лет назад
quite possibly
@SynchronizorVideos
@SynchronizorVideos 7 лет назад
Seeing as how it's just a speeding ticket, I'm guessing the Bugatti driver didn't try to outrun the cops.
@Jake-ui4wz
@Jake-ui4wz 6 лет назад
RevengeHunter01 you'd run of of fuel and tyres.
@AVINIDE
@AVINIDE 6 лет назад
Maybe they have speed cameras, or something like that. On the ticket it says 'Bugatti 2D' - two doors. Clarkson said that he assumes that it is a Veyron.
@fuzzface8252
@fuzzface8252 6 лет назад
Well, seeing how since the 90's Bugatti has only made 3 production cars, all of them 2 door... There's only 2 things it could be, the EB110 or the Veyron. My money is on the Veyron, since 210 mph is at the very limits of what the EB110 could do.
@BiRDiEHere
@BiRDiEHere 6 лет назад
*BURNING GALARADO* (3:52)
@ilpuntodigf
@ilpuntodigf 2 года назад
4:35 "this is a Zonda SINK" I love you Richard but as an Italian I struggle sometimes
@MrGunsnrosesfan100
@MrGunsnrosesfan100 6 лет назад
I like how It ends with "good bye we're off."
@carlos1308
@carlos1308 6 лет назад
but he has a J A A A A G
@quasimodo8959
@quasimodo8959 4 года назад
Great video
@jakob9614
@jakob9614 5 лет назад
The Zonda Zink 😂
@Theredtail95
@Theredtail95 11 лет назад
at 4:30: Richard came.
@armando_alves
@armando_alves 6 лет назад
Zonda Sink
@stevesievers1248
@stevesievers1248 5 лет назад
That's true about the fine, but what you didn't mention is that getting caught at that speed, you get your license suspended for 6mos for the first incident, a year for the second, 3yrs for the third and permanent for the fourth. And don't forget, if you get caught driving while suspended, your car gets impounded. In Iowa, anything over twenty miles an hour over the speed limit is an arrestable offense. 145 over would probably get you three yrs prison and a permanent driving ban.
@firstnamelastname.7935
@firstnamelastname.7935 2 года назад
Might be a little late. But If your caught doing over 100 in a 65 in Cali the judge suspends your license. That kid with the 210+ is never driving again. We classify that as a "gross endangerment" of others and the self. And they just straight strip your license.
@sharper9164
@sharper9164 4 года назад
Shooting a hand bag in a hunting season 😂
@lew8042
@lew8042 3 года назад
I miss this so much
@callmecrix9602
@callmecrix9602 5 лет назад
8:41 Jim Pickens has a jaggggg
@catata4544
@catata4544 4 года назад
These guys need to make a podcast
@CMDWACEC
@CMDWACEC 11 лет назад
200 odd MPH?!!!!! He must have been late for work.
@joshiblabla1074
@joshiblabla1074 6 лет назад
I was thinkin ice too the first time i heard that xD
@yassenkostadinov8664
@yassenkostadinov8664 4 года назад
james cringing at 3:32 is hilarious
@machine2kc
@machine2kc 10 лет назад
ice lol
@ForzaGAMING101
@ForzaGAMING101 6 лет назад
Its funny how they pronounce Camaro
@rustypotato1884
@rustypotato1884 7 лет назад
think of one thing that is better hard the soft... Ice :D
@havrik2101
@havrik2101 3 года назад
When Jeremy said "that is made from camaro seats" who said yeeaaahhh. James said wut and richard prob can't get low enough make that noise lol
@ekynke
@ekynke 12 лет назад
It is not true what Jeremy is saying here: "Half of all plaincrashes are caused by pilot error. Planes can take off and fly and land by themselves. If you removed the pilot from the plain, you would half the number of crashes" That is insinuating that the computer would not do any errors that would cause crashes, which can not be assumed.
@U2QuoZepplin
@U2QuoZepplin 3 года назад
This sounds like a job for “James May’s Big Idea’s,” or maybe “May’s Car Stories.”
@goodninji8
@goodninji8 4 года назад
I'm terribly sorry, Officer, I actually did eat this dog whole...in the comfort of my JAAAAAG..
@sjfoster12
@sjfoster12 5 лет назад
“I’d like a Lamborghini, could I have one that’s not on fire?”
@JaceTan-90
@JaceTan-90 5 лет назад
I like the last one. cause they did go to the US eventually and now under Amazon! Deja vu
@snekky4456
@snekky4456 7 лет назад
I don't understand James' statement starting from 7:00 to...I think 7:06 or something.Did he say 'taxes' or 'taxis'?I'm a little bit confused.
@zacxedits1744
@zacxedits1744 3 года назад
This is the best tv show in the world
@archangel9191
@archangel9191 11 лет назад
05:47-ish - the James May "Cheeese" - notice how every time he says cheese, he always sounds like he chews on the word, e.g Big Wine Adventure S02, he and Oz Clarke met a winemaker and were invited to drink his wines "as well the local 'cheeeese'."
@flexvision2000
@flexvision2000 2 года назад
I don't drive a hooptie, I drive a JAAAAAG.
@cobrasvt347
@cobrasvt347 5 лет назад
Sit back and enjoy the view with a nice wine, cheese, and a BIDET about time there's no more panic stops if things get messy. Lol
@redmr2na
@redmr2na 5 лет назад
He said Baguette not Bidet. a Baguette is type of long skinny loaf of French bread.
@chromemustang
@chromemustang 5 лет назад
3:54 *tavarish intensifys*
@JackMorris14
@JackMorris14 11 лет назад
I love a jaasaaaaag
@TwilightHighway
@TwilightHighway 12 лет назад
Poor James, he seems so jaded in these clips :P
@ryangram5281
@ryangram5281 6 лет назад
based on those photos of the Gallardo I'm pretty sure its just the yellow or black paint job. get it in red youll be fine
@avalonjustin
@avalonjustin 3 года назад
There's so damn foxy women in the crowd. Didn't know there were so many in England!
@mathieuxpanacho6898
@mathieuxpanacho6898 6 лет назад
The zonda sync....
@JamestheAviator
@JamestheAviator 3 года назад
A. Pilot error doesn't account for 50% of all crashes, maybe in the 1980s but these days it's the instruments again. B. Planes can fly by themselves, can almost land themself but they can't take off by themselves. A few years ago a C-17 tried to take off without a pilot, it didn't even get high enough to raise the landing gear before it crashed and exploded. Some incredibly wrong "facts" there.
@MG-zx3px
@MG-zx3px 4 года назад
THE JAGGGGGGG
@ShogelsGiganti
@ShogelsGiganti 4 года назад
9:40 I'm in Australia and i got fined 622 dollars for 30km over the limit. Maybe I should move to california
@monke7929
@monke7929 3 года назад
I heard Californians are moving out so yeah you will have space on the roads
@handlesarefeckinstupid
@handlesarefeckinstupid 3 года назад
622 Aussie dollars is about 30p. 😂
@AsimAli-dm3gy
@AsimAli-dm3gy 4 года назад
Hammond nobody gives a pigs arse about all that diesel stuff😂
@kurtlagon2023
@kurtlagon2023 2 года назад
How many lambo's rear engines caught on fire?
@universalrandomizer405
@universalrandomizer405 2 года назад
James can be so dense when he wants to
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