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Top Gear news session from series 10 episode 3, enjoy!

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@maxkennedy8075
@maxkennedy8075 4 года назад
There has never been a sentence on television that had as much energy as “I object to the beige”
@Veyron722skyhook
@Veyron722skyhook 8 лет назад
"I had a bit of an accident on the cooker once..." "Sorry, this is getting worse!"
@nicknaoum7888
@nicknaoum7888 8 лет назад
Milk went in that bit at the back...
@nicknaoum7888
@nicknaoum7888 8 лет назад
+NissanDriver15 😂😂
@johnnyboy3949
@johnnyboy3949 5 лет назад
At least he didn’t say on the washing machine
@bmstylee
@bmstylee 4 года назад
Spillage
@michaelpeets7261
@michaelpeets7261 3 года назад
Yeah I agree Hammond this is getting worse
@AGKaiju
@AGKaiju 2 года назад
7:22 "Anyway, it has a 6.5L V12-" "🅱️12." "Yeah, whatever; it can do 200-" "Whate🅱️er." "Please stop! Stop that, it's very annoying. It can do 212 miles an hou-" "🅱️ery annoying." "LEAVE IT!"
@rollercoasterdude96
@rollercoasterdude96 8 лет назад
"I think I got away with that." I love these idiots.
@currencarlsen6720
@currencarlsen6720 8 лет назад
Omg I died at that part
@seanbrooksoday4518
@seanbrooksoday4518 8 лет назад
I died at that part😂😂
@hyperion1028
@hyperion1028 7 лет назад
CynicalExperiments what does he mean though?
@rad2
@rad2 7 лет назад
Hyperion vadge, look it up
@karlosbricks2413
@karlosbricks2413 4 года назад
@@hyperion1028 Badge = Vadge Vadge= Vag(ina) he means you'll get women(pussy)
@Whatevertv42
@Whatevertv42 4 года назад
I'm with James on the whole tampon thing. Another use for tampons is when I was in the army, one of my buddies said he'd go out on patrol with tampons in case of bullet wounds.
@futurecat
@futurecat 3 года назад
Those plus crazy glue can stop almost anything.
@user-up7nb6id1f
@user-up7nb6id1f 3 года назад
You do know that’s literally the reason they were created?
@the_bat_turtle
@the_bat_turtle 3 года назад
They’re also great for nosebleeds
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Год назад
@@the_bat_turtle Can confirm, I had a really bad nosebleed a few weeks ago and had to resort to using a tampon
@MultiTopgearfan
@MultiTopgearfan 13 лет назад
Jeremy's scream at 3:35 was so funny.... NOOOOOO!!!
@archangel9191
@archangel9191 9 лет назад
07:34 - "Bery Annoying", "Leave It!"
@skthejanner
@skthejanner 8 лет назад
If only Jeremy had replied with "Leabe it"
@alexroxhissox
@alexroxhissox 9 лет назад
I FUCKING LOVE JAMES MAY
@Inthatgoodway
@Inthatgoodway 8 лет назад
he is a great role model
@ThisDeservesAThumbUp
@ThisDeservesAThumbUp 8 лет назад
Lobe*
@FrostyTheTwinkie
@FrostyTheTwinkie 8 лет назад
+Alex Henderson They give him shit because he doesnt care, ive used tampons for nose bleeds and shit idgaf new uses for an existing technology, so long as it isnt used theyre literally cotton sticks with strings
@jonnnyren6245
@jonnnyren6245 6 лет назад
Well because he is the most EVOLVED amongst the American Duke Hamster of Birmingham and the Idiotic Obnoxious Orangutan...
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Год назад
@@FrostyTheTwinkie Yeah, at its roots, it's just a wad of highly absorbent material. They were originally invented to help plug bullet wounds, and I think the Army still uses them for that
@sorryinadvance5362
@sorryinadvance5362 4 года назад
Childhood is liking Richard Teenage is liking Jeremy Adulthood is thinking james is the best
@U2QuoZepplin
@U2QuoZepplin 3 года назад
I’m stuck somewhere between Richard and James, yet I haven’t quite graduated to the gloriously oafish Orangutan 🦧 that is Jeremy.
@jh.72
@jh.72 3 года назад
This is literally the path I went on ahah
@robotbattler
@robotbattler 2 года назад
Seriously underrated comment
@adamtaurus7840
@adamtaurus7840 2 года назад
@@U2QuoZepplin same
@nobedz6688
@nobedz6688 2 года назад
Child: richard Adult: james Monke: jermy
@montyburns2335
@montyburns2335 9 лет назад
LOL 5:05 Richard's like DAFUQ???
@caboosemcgrief
@caboosemcgrief 6 лет назад
that moment when you find the comment you knew had to exist
@Redstoneprime316
@Redstoneprime316 7 лет назад
I love the part where James fights with Jeremys watch. LOL!
@adventure_F0x
@adventure_F0x 5 лет назад
Redstoneprime I agree with James tho so annoying when it’s only slightly off ... sure if it’s off by 5 or more minutes and you’re using it then that’s ok but chances are you’re not using it and it then is really annoying
@bahramoskooei2553
@bahramoskooei2553 3 года назад
I didn't get the watch part. Why james was being annoyed?
@Redstoneprime316
@Redstoneprime316 3 года назад
@@bahramoskooei2553 He has OCD
@bahramoskooei2553
@bahramoskooei2553 3 года назад
@@Redstoneprime316 now i get it. Thanks. I had missed the ocd part.
@mikaelmakinen995
@mikaelmakinen995 3 года назад
Love it how this video is over 10 years old, and this comment is over 4 years old, and you go to comment on it and you get an answer WHITHIN THE DAY!!
@buca9696
@buca9696 9 лет назад
8:03 engine light on, hmmmm
@WhiteBaron777
@WhiteBaron777 7 лет назад
tavi921 that's how you know it's Italian
@tehgzizlauw1787
@tehgzizlauw1787 6 лет назад
WhiteBaron777 Italian/German reliability
@skycobb1086
@skycobb1086 9 лет назад
That Lamborghini looks like your average Batmobile.
@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791
Schuy Cobb vatmobile
@alllllll1
@alllllll1 10 лет назад
"I object to the beige"... classic
@adysoferu
@adysoferu 8 лет назад
7:57 , engine warning light :)))
@LancerloverLL
@LancerloverLL 8 лет назад
+Adorian Kis That just means it's a proper supercar ;)
@mtp111391
@mtp111391 8 лет назад
I object to the beige - May
@disturbedrocks1996
@disturbedrocks1996 10 лет назад
Imagine going to dinner with those three. Just sitting back with a drink and watch them debate the newest supercar
@christopherdean1326
@christopherdean1326 4 года назад
Loved every moment of this show, but I have to say, when I was working in London, that pay by phone parking was brilliant. Once you were set up, it was quick and easy, and you could top up without having to go back to your car, very handy for a field engineer who might end up half a mile from wwhere he was parked, up to his ankles in bits of machinery!
@moltresjrcountdowns
@moltresjrcountdowns 8 лет назад
but with this you will get a lot of baj
@GoatzombieBubba
@GoatzombieBubba 8 лет назад
vag....as in vagina
@simonwu7250
@simonwu7250 8 лет назад
i thought he said badge like a ace pilot of fighter ket
@seriousgranpa
@seriousgranpa 6 лет назад
Simon Wu bag. He changed v on b.
@seriousgranpa
@seriousgranpa 5 лет назад
@Bilal Khalid i guess he choose baj, because there is already word bag exist
@siangetz8808
@siangetz8808 5 лет назад
@@simonwu7250 he meant vadge, which means genitals.
@berkkarsi
@berkkarsi 7 лет назад
7:34 leabe it 😂
@arxuia6865
@arxuia6865 5 лет назад
“I object of the beige” lololololol
@Smrf-qt5qr
@Smrf-qt5qr 8 лет назад
This is probably the funniest Top Gear news in the world!
@spaxspore
@spaxspore 11 лет назад
how can one or two dislike this.. this is comedy gold.. spillage
@megalaplace4414
@megalaplace4414 3 года назад
7:23 Timmy and tommy in new horizons
@Mark64038
@Mark64038 9 лет назад
Lol, there is a ghost behind james may:)
@ThatGuy-te9wh
@ThatGuy-te9wh 4 года назад
*skips to further part of the video* "SIXTEEN GREASED NAKED EUNUCHS."
@thundertechmedia1014
@thundertechmedia1014 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bimboff
@bimboff 12 лет назад
great success!!
@23forrestgump
@23forrestgump 12 лет назад
8:00 look on the top left of the dashboard, the lambo already has a check engine light!
@scsutton1
@scsutton1 4 месяца назад
1:22 Jeremy envisioning his Bugatti arrival as he described it.
@sorenslothe
@sorenslothe 12 лет назад
8:33 - Priceless!
@lightsaberlordp373
@lightsaberlordp373 2 года назад
I object to the beige!! 😂😂😂😂
@x360ps2rulzz
@x360ps2rulzz 11 лет назад
Great Success!!!
@reinermiteibidde1009
@reinermiteibidde1009 9 лет назад
The "engine control light" in the reBenton was on
@4444Cipher
@4444Cipher 12 лет назад
Thank you Watson!
@manofnissans2611
@manofnissans2611 4 года назад
I saw a reventon for sale in the UK not that long ago for £1m. it was the hardtop and I went to see it and it was awesome. Didn't let me test drive it tho 😑
@yokie52
@yokie52 11 лет назад
We've only had really expensive repair bills with our foreign cars: Volvo and Subaru. Our Chevy Impala has ran and ran, same with our 2 Dodge minivan, our Saturn sedan. We recently purchased a VW and we've had it in 6 times for recall notices in one year... not boding well..
@j4cko56
@j4cko56 12 лет назад
Good work Sherlock!
@themightywrighty
@themightywrighty 12 лет назад
That's a great idea!
@NovaPheonix
@NovaPheonix Год назад
I’m sure this has been said, but tampons were originally made for bulletwounds. The nurses just realized they had.. Other uses too
@Hacker07Gaming
@Hacker07Gaming 11 лет назад
Thanks
@theodor12
@theodor12 4 года назад
8:00 the check engine light is on...
@themightywrighty
@themightywrighty 12 лет назад
8:01 "Your check engine light is on"
@TheFerrarifan458
@TheFerrarifan458 12 лет назад
Haha I never noticed that!!! Why did they not put those dials in the Aventador?! I understand that Lambo said they wanted to start from scratch so EVERYTHING would be new in the Aventador, but I personally think that if they put those dials in it I would love it even more. :D
@yokie52
@yokie52 11 лет назад
Mercedes are extremely expensive in the US. Our friends from England have commented on their surprise at the cost of them here. I test drove a used one, it didn't live up to the hype for my husband or myself. Happy trails, ohgodlemmein.
@nonegone7170
@nonegone7170 10 лет назад
GREAT SUCCESS
@TheSFMCreators
@TheSFMCreators 10 лет назад
StijnSpitaels Yeah, also at 6:11 and 6:18 also the same sounds.
@AlejjSi
@AlejjSi 12 лет назад
You see the small orange icon on the dash of that Lambo at 7:57...that stands for "control for amnout of emissoins coming out of the car" which makes me wonder what fuel they put into that car?
@herstoryanimated
@herstoryanimated 7 лет назад
Is it just me or do those brake lights look rather... well ... poorly shaped?!
@Twiee198
@Twiee198 9 лет назад
Omg, I just love James😂
@Mladjasmilic
@Mladjasmilic 6 лет назад
In Serbia, to pay for parking, you just send sms with your number plates to number given on parking spot. Bill comes with your phone bill.
@Koten4
@Koten4 11 лет назад
Thank you for explaining that, seriously i did not get it, lol
@PanagiotisFoM1989
@PanagiotisFoM1989 10 лет назад
I think Jeremy should try the Greek motorways and see if he could never brake... :P
@AR1G3
@AR1G3 11 лет назад
Clarkson is completely right about braking on the motorway.
@AndorRadnai
@AndorRadnai 10 месяцев назад
It’s a sign of weakness. Especially when you are stuck behind a slow vehicle. Brake, and you will stay stuck for the rest of your journey because everyone behind you is absolutely not going to let you out. Lights on and away we go.
@elijahekiridzo8956
@elijahekiridzo8956 4 года назад
8:35 bage 😂😂😂
@MrForza98
@MrForza98 11 лет назад
THE LAMBO'S CHECK ENGIAN LIGHT WAS ON
@Miss65boo
@Miss65boo 10 лет назад
Poor James!
@corvetkidable
@corvetkidable 12 лет назад
Totally. I drive a Nissan and love it
@nunoalmeida21
@nunoalmeida21 11 лет назад
Engian... lovely!!
@moramento22
@moramento22 5 лет назад
1:55 For the first time I wondered, did anybody ever shouted no on Top Gear...
@MyAutumnFall
@MyAutumnFall 3 года назад
Jay is just sitting there “ I have “
@AaroMesa
@AaroMesa 3 года назад
Clarkson rocking the Razr V9
@Capesports4
@Capesports4 12 лет назад
You'd be amazed. Adult seal blood works too.
@deathrooster14
@deathrooster14 12 лет назад
Why does James' social awkwardness make me laugh? xD
@proubuntu
@proubuntu 11 лет назад
Stannah Stairlift.
@ohgodlemmein
@ohgodlemmein 11 лет назад
Well, the mercedes I'm talking about wasn't exactly expensive. It would be the equivalent to class C nowadays. It is called the 190D. And to put it into context, as I've said earlier, it was a cab for most of it's life (~20/30y) and has done over 2M km or over 1.2 Million miles. The engine is still the same it was built with. Honestly I don't drive it much these days, but it's an amazing car. For reference, it was acquired in 1958. Mercedes W120.
@riverdave7
@riverdave7 12 лет назад
lol check engine light on in the lambo
@CrysusDub
@CrysusDub 11 лет назад
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! hahahha
@thepreme123
@thepreme123 12 лет назад
IT is!
@SR71ABCD
@SR71ABCD 6 лет назад
So far I've seen over 33 Reventon in England, 2 in Cornwall.
@yokie52
@yokie52 11 лет назад
I was raised solidly in the middle class and no one I knew could afford a Mercedes, as they are prohibitively expensive in the US. Predominately everyone I know drives American cars and are mostly happy with their vehicles. I could give you many examples of American car odometers ticking multiple times, especially pick ups. Our Impala has 100k on it and we've only had to do basic maintenance. Everyone has their own reality, that's mine. You have yours.
@Fate8888
@Fate8888 12 лет назад
it reminds me more of a B2 Bomber then an F22
@TheTrytix
@TheTrytix 5 лет назад
And as usually, James is suffering from an industrial amount of OCD. XD
@ISirSmoke
@ISirSmoke 12 лет назад
who can understand what hammond&james are talking about @ 2:55 i think hammond says "he is always going for that" something
@buca9696
@buca9696 11 лет назад
He's a perfectionist
@nonofx31
@nonofx31 10 лет назад
yes it was, just take a look ;) 7:58
@borkokid
@borkokid 2 года назад
lmao, the lambo has a check engine light on
@themightyboush
@themightyboush 9 лет назад
I do the same thing with the bezel on my watch.
@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791
themightyboush vezel
@yokie52
@yokie52 11 лет назад
I don't know where you live. As I am an American, American cars are much less expensive. I'm 47 years old and between my husband and myself we've owned quite a few cars and like I said, all the troublesome cars for us were foreign. Growing up my family only owned American cars and they were good cars. But, then again, my dad took great care of our vehicles. "you take care of your car, it takes care of you."
@gorgonzo1a
@gorgonzo1a 11 лет назад
Any you like, The town car, corvette, even dodge viper.
@Matthewdoesmc81
@Matthewdoesmc81 5 лет назад
7:48 lol
@Sprungus
@Sprungus 11 лет назад
Indeed.
@jackyC712644
@jackyC712644 12 лет назад
6.30 a ghost behind james may!!!!
@aquateen77723
@aquateen77723 10 лет назад
You'll get a lot of badge with this car. Lol
@87654321j
@87654321j 6 лет назад
I love how they can throw stuff at each other verbally and each just take it on the chin :-)
@christopherdean1326
@christopherdean1326 4 года назад
It''s called being mates.......
@knlazar08
@knlazar08 11 лет назад
AGREED! I'm from the US and the problem is the hosts. One cannot just advert for three male hosts with chemistry. It may be true, what I believe Clarkson said, "The secret is we really loathe one another." Perhaps the US should hold casting based on that. Throw three men together at random until they find 3 that can fight while polite. Another problem is the US is slave to the corporations. They can never do the gift bits, the news, in fact none of the real show is allowed. No wonder it sucks.
@iustino
@iustino 8 лет назад
1:39 jeremy trying to be borat haha
@U2QuoZepplin
@U2QuoZepplin 4 года назад
I can confirm from my Spanish lessons that V’s are indeed pronounced like “B’s in Espanyol. That one isn’t a joke. It’s similar to the Spanish C being pronounced as a “th “ sound.
@bigassdawg
@bigassdawg 3 года назад
español*
@U2QuoZepplin
@U2QuoZepplin 3 года назад
deniz of course. Only I don’t have the wavy line accent on my phone ☎️. Lolz 😂
@NaderAmmar
@NaderAmmar 5 лет назад
Clarkson's been doing the B emoji before it was popular
@icykickflip
@icykickflip 4 года назад
the audience didnt even catch the "bag" [badge]
@ThatRagingScotsman
@ThatRagingScotsman 11 лет назад
And not a single fuck was given that day...
@sumairb9978
@sumairb9978 6 лет назад
ThatRagingScotsman .....Giben.
@TheDoctorMcGuinness1
@TheDoctorMcGuinness1 6 лет назад
Bery Good
@StijnSpitaels
@StijnSpitaels 11 лет назад
I hear always the same people laughing every single episode!
@streameant
@streameant 4 года назад
Revolution
@arabidllama
@arabidllama 12 лет назад
Makes me wonder whether or not you could get away with the "quite a lot of badge" crack on American TV
@007knick
@007knick 9 лет назад
That Lamborghini looks like the aventador
@Alex_4rex
@Alex_4rex 8 лет назад
a bit, they took styling elements for the aventador from it (its still from the murcielago era)
@LoogiTheDino
@LoogiTheDino 8 лет назад
+knick007 Abentador*
@DECCAS8
@DECCAS8 6 лет назад
*Burcielago
@jeremyfong5684
@jeremyfong5684 5 лет назад
the aventador used parts from the reventon and was inspired by it I think
@danieljrs507
@danieljrs507 8 лет назад
Bery annoying hahahahaha
@kineticdeath
@kineticdeath 8 лет назад
B12
@PK-qo1ww
@PK-qo1ww 7 лет назад
a lot of bag
@danieljrs507
@danieljrs507 7 лет назад
Patrick Keating hahhah i want the old top gear back, the new one is so bad and nothing like the old one
@danieljrs507
@danieljrs507 7 лет назад
***** so true
@llccaaa
@llccaaa 7 лет назад
These 3 weren't presenting a car show they were 3 comedians mucking around with cars for an hour
@arca9e295
@arca9e295 4 года назад
NOOOOOOO!
@NoYouAreNotDreaming
@NoYouAreNotDreaming 11 лет назад
in croatia you just send sms with numb of licence plates and that is it...you can do it on a walk...just type and send and that is it...or just put money in the machine and get a ticket...15secs tops
@Nizingur
@Nizingur 12 лет назад
But you would get a lot of "badge" ;D the most priceless of the lot
@revengehunter0184
@revengehunter0184 12 лет назад
It will get u a lot of badge :)
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