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Cut from the movie 'Top secret!'. "He's dead"

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@ORam...
@ORam... 2 года назад
"Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to ‘alive’.”
@geraldammons5520
@geraldammons5520 Год назад
Good one! Worthy of the movie!
@endaburns2121
@endaburns2121 Год назад
@@geraldammons5520 Its from The Simpsons.
@stans303
@stans303 Год назад
"Let me know if there's any change in his condition.... He's dead.."🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Ov3rshot
@Ov3rshot 11 лет назад
What..? "Let me know if there's any change in his condition" That's the setup..
@kpd3308
@kpd3308 2 года назад
No it’s the punch line!
@rebekahbullivant4616
@rebekahbullivant4616 2 года назад
Can someone please explain? I feel like I am missing the point 🙈
@heatherperleberg7816
@heatherperleberg7816 2 года назад
@@rebekahbullivant4616 Another comment said something about the punchline "let me know if there is any change in condition" coming first. I believe that _this_ comment was posted in a time before replying to comments was a thing, so you had to leave your own comment and hoped the intended person actually saw it.
@ORam...
@ORam... 2 года назад
@@rebekahbullivant4616 he has to know if his condition changes. It obviously won't, because he's already dead. But we don't know that until he directly lets us know. The joke is that normally you don't come back from death.
@etherospike3936
@etherospike3936 Год назад
Phone call from the hospital : The patient, after being stiff, now he started to stink !
@raymiller1753
@raymiller1753 Год назад
This movie is pure gold. I must have seen it 100 times, but I still laugh just like I did the first time.
@lionelhutz3142
@lionelhutz3142 Год назад
"Wait...don't forget your fake doggie poo." "What fake doggie poo?" 🤪😂
@MCRAIDER40
@MCRAIDER40 8 лет назад
I love Airplane and Naked Gun but this is by far their funniest movie!!!
@ja1799
@ja1799 4 года назад
Right?!
@christiangibbs8534
@christiangibbs8534 Год назад
Definitely.
@andrewgraziani4331
@andrewgraziani4331 Год назад
You might be right. Anyways pure comic gold.
@maximusjackassicus3042
@maximusjackassicus3042 2 года назад
I love this movie about a french resistance cell fighting the Nazis in east Germany during the cold war.
@johnlloyddy7016
@johnlloyddy7016 2 года назад
Yeah, it was full of sweet cakes.
@polreamonn
@polreamonn Год назад
I love documentaries like this as well.
@l337pwnage
@l337pwnage 4 месяца назад
I wonder why always the same fascination in the movies? Oh...
@jplay9710
@jplay9710 3 месяца назад
​@@l337pwnage there are a lot of films which aren't about beating up on you guys, you're just sensitive about being reminded that no-one likes Nazis.
@l337pwnage
@l337pwnage 3 месяца назад
@@jplay9710 Imagine being so disgusting that you have to pass laws to make it illegal to hate you.
@mauigio
@mauigio 9 лет назад
One of the greatest comedies of all time
@MizeryMachine
@MizeryMachine 11 лет назад
Love the inverted joke: punch line before the set up.
@TheFilipFonky
@TheFilipFonky 4 месяца назад
wut, how was it inverted..? Oh shit it's an 11yr old comment
@ClumsySandbocks
@ClumsySandbocks 3 месяца назад
@@TheFilipFonky Not OP, but the punchline is "let me know if there's any change to his condition", the set-up is "he's dead".
@peterbell3199
@peterbell3199 Год назад
Such an under-rated comedy classic. I have the DVD, and watch it at least once a year, along with Fletch, and Airplane.
@LordOfLight
@LordOfLight Год назад
The 9,392,437th time someone on RU-vid has proclaimed a film as "underrated".
@petertippmann7271
@petertippmann7271 10 месяцев назад
@@LordOfLightthis movie really is underrated though. I found it completely by accident and it’s rare that I find someone else who knows about it, even though everyone knows about Airplane.
@HS_Gomikubi
@HS_Gomikubi 2 года назад
To me what really makes this joke funny isn't that the general's line before hanging up the phone implies Kruger is still alive (only to follow up with a line contradicting that implication) What elevates it is keeping in mind that the soldier being discussed was literally depicted in the opening sequence as being so absurdly indestructible that he crashes straight through a stone bridge from atop a speeding train and he doesn't even lose his balance, he dusts off his coat after like it's just another day on the job. With that context in mind, "He's dead" suddenly doesn't sound contradictory at all. It's like they presume that this absolute juggernaut could simply decide to get up and leave the hospital in perfect shape at any point, no matter how 'dead' he may currently seem to be. There's probably an early draft of the movie or something where Kruger shows up again after this, and I'd be all for it. This character is obviously meant to be a parody of "the heavy" archetype from the Bond franchise and nothing quite says "hard to kill" like coming back from the dead. Would it be realistic? Of course not, but nothing in this movie is and I'll be damned if a 3rd Kruger encounter wouldn't have made for even more great laughs.
@CaminoAir
@CaminoAir Год назад
I'd never thought of that implication. Very well thought out comment.
@someperson8151
@someperson8151 Год назад
It's a silly movie. Don't over think it.
@MortonLuvz2drum
@MortonLuvz2drum Год назад
A third Kruger encounter after death. That made me laugh.
@grondhero
@grondhero Год назад
Not realistic? Are you telling me the underwater fight scene cannot happen? Dammit!
@Argumemnon
@Argumemnon 3 месяца назад
What do you mean "to me"? It's what makes the joke funny for everyone. It's the setup.
@mikem4557
@mikem4557 4 месяца назад
Underrated gem from the Zucker Bros. This movie is comedic brilliance!
@johndickson76
@johndickson76 5 лет назад
Knew the gag was coming a mile away which made it even more hilarious 😂
@Popepaladin
@Popepaladin 3 месяца назад
It helps that the punchline is in the video title.
@Sensekhmet
@Sensekhmet Год назад
"The patient is stable."
@XaviClot
@XaviClot 2 года назад
Here in my city a cinema played in a session Top Secret and Airplane. A fabulous evening. But I can tell you that people laughed more with Top Secret. EVERYBODY had seen the movie dozens of times so they started to laugh of a gag even before it was gonna start!!! XD
@victorjohnson7512
@victorjohnson7512 Год назад
Val's first starting roll, and he sings too.
@Flynnja
@Flynnja 12 лет назад
One of my favorite spoof movie scenes ever.
@SkinPeeleR
@SkinPeeleR Год назад
Jem from my youth. I loved those Sucker, Abraham Sucker movies. German lessons, "Der blitz ist auf der flagmanntüge.", "The pen is on the table."
@thewarroom6118
@thewarroom6118 Год назад
I remember seeing this scene for the first time… it took me a second to get it and I died laughing!
@MarzoVarea
@MarzoVarea Год назад
I suppose there was later some change in your condition?
@davederosa201
@davederosa201 Год назад
Driver this isn't the Howard Johnson
@balasmj
@balasmj Год назад
When your insurance doesn't pay the bills
@JohnMiller-oz7gv
@JohnMiller-oz7gv Год назад
I love this movie.
@someperson8151
@someperson8151 Год назад
I still chuckle when he says "he's dead".
@SkinPeeleR
@SkinPeeleR Год назад
Funfact, Deja Vu is the same as the butler in "Dowton Abbey"
@lionelhutz3142
@lionelhutz3142 Год назад
😮
@VTCharley13
@VTCharley13 4 месяца назад
He will always be Deja Vu to me
@trevertravis8963
@trevertravis8963 3 месяца назад
I knew I've seen him somewhere before.
@JESimsAssociates
@JESimsAssociates 4 месяца назад
That was sooooo funny. "He's dead."
@vuho2075
@vuho2075 3 месяца назад
No worries. The hospital will call if his condition changes
@gandalfstormcrow8439
@gandalfstormcrow8439 3 месяца назад
I'll never forget being the only 1 in the theater who laughed when they showed a Mercedes army truck. I didn't know it wasn't a joke, just a Mercedes army truck. We were all laughing together until then so the whole theater thought they missed a joke.😂
@nghakabeita3198
@nghakabeita3198 Год назад
One of the funniest movie ever
@rcschmidt668
@rcschmidt668 Год назад
A young Val Kilmer was great. IMO, for the best scene: what other movie will show an old west saloon fight scene at the bottom of a river?
@cinocage
@cinocage 2 года назад
The most underrated movie of decade.
@nkt1
@nkt1 Год назад
Finally! Somebody remarking that something is underrated when that really is the case.
@cinocage
@cinocage Год назад
@@nkt1 appreciate that bro, Thanks.
@WILLIAM1690WALES
@WILLIAM1690WALES Год назад
British actor Jeremy Kemp loved playing Nazi roles particularly high-ranking officers nice to see Val again as well.
@wannabehendrix
@wannabehendrix Год назад
Still the funniest damm. Movie!!
@JaimeWulf
@JaimeWulf 3 месяца назад
I've never seen this movie, I think I should...
@andersondalmaz1
@andersondalmaz1 Год назад
This is the best comedy movie I ever see.
@jdranetz
@jdranetz Год назад
Jeremy Kemp and Warren Clarke
@rascallyrabbit717
@rascallyrabbit717 Год назад
10 years ago!! what the hell RU-vid?
@christopherg2347
@christopherg2347 3 месяца назад
To be fair, being wrongly declared dead is still a thing to this day. But brain activity measures helped a lot.
@pan2aja
@pan2aja 3 месяца назад
He is deader now
@twofiveb
@twofiveb Год назад
This sort of thing happened with Abe Vigoda a few times but he took it with a good laugh. 😂
@brianthomas2434
@brianthomas2434 3 месяца назад
I'm aware of Mr. Vigoda being reported dead once. My understanding is it hurt his career. Surprisingly, if people believe you're dead, they don't hire you.
@rogeriopenna9014
@rogeriopenna9014 7 лет назад
Sr Jesus Krueger
@styx5
@styx5 Год назад
Val is precious 😍
@TheAngelOfDeath01
@TheAngelOfDeath01 2 года назад
Let me know if there is any change in his condition. He's dead! Well, if there is any change in his condition, he's not dead anymore!
@heatherperleberg7816
@heatherperleberg7816 2 года назад
Congratulations! You got the joke!
@fds7476
@fds7476 Год назад
Congratulations!
@oriraykai3610
@oriraykai3610 4 месяца назад
I wonder what Germans think of the hoaky presentation of their military fashions and accents on American television for decades after the war.
@tintindb
@tintindb 3 месяца назад
They were gonna shoot him anyway. (The hair)
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 Год назад
I watch this movie little realizing that the author of *Hellsing Ultimate* would perfect this plot device of a small vanguard of Nazis planning restart their blitzkrieg.
@DarthCipient
@DarthCipient 7 лет назад
Funniest film ever.
@Silks
@Silks 2 года назад
How to ruin a joke with a video title
@toddkes5890
@toddkes5890 Год назад
Or make the scene easy to find
@fredlandry6170
@fredlandry6170 Год назад
Funny movie!
@overlordp.3758
@overlordp.3758 Год назад
What's somebody tell me that somebody just died I'm gonna have the same request
@lliamjurdom9505
@lliamjurdom9505 Год назад
No one will rent this film ... why are You Tube even bothering ...
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor Год назад
So this is a zombie movie then ?
@RogalloShaolin
@RogalloShaolin 8 лет назад
Any Change in his condition...Walking Dead?
@ElectroDFW
@ElectroDFW 5 лет назад
Moved him to a better hospital.
@Theigzorn
@Theigzorn 2 года назад
never played wolfenstein i guess XD
@etugarev
@etugarev 11 лет назад
0:26
@stefb8473
@stefb8473 2 года назад
The young man was that val kilmer?
@arpxdagoodone
@arpxdagoodone 2 года назад
yup
@stefb8473
@stefb8473 2 года назад
My God i did it now that hè plays in a ww 2 movie i saw him play in other movies like top gun with tom cruise and batman but not in this movie
@arpxdagoodone
@arpxdagoodone 2 года назад
@@stefb8473 it's a comedy, and he is starring in it
@aoushev1976
@aoushev1976 2 года назад
I think he played best in Tombstone. He is amazing in it
@charleshodgdon6168
@charleshodgdon6168 Год назад
This is his first movie.
@toddfranklin430
@toddfranklin430 10 лет назад
actually, this scene was not cut from the film.
@trje246
@trje246 Год назад
perhaps they meant "excerpt"?? 🤔
@sweiland75
@sweiland75 5 лет назад
German like hack
@lauriechilds6819
@lauriechilds6819 Год назад
Not that funny
@MichaelKingsfordGray
@MichaelKingsfordGray 2 года назад
Borked aspect ratio. Anonymous infant posted it. Instant thumbs-down.
@arpxdagoodone
@arpxdagoodone 2 года назад
Not that it counts so who cares? And who da fcuk are you....lol...You must be very clever by the way....NOT
@screamingfrogs7917
@screamingfrogs7917 Год назад
@@arpxdagoodone infantile response , good one
@tomshelton1447
@tomshelton1447 6 лет назад
I don't understand why this is considered funny. By "change in his condition" it simply means they're going to freeze his body until medical technology advances to the extent he can be brought back to life. These Nazis were ahead of their time. Very impressive.
@dodgemasterlex
@dodgemasterlex 2 года назад
Not Nazis. This film is set in post-war East Germany. They are commies
@speshulgurlee
@speshulgurlee 2 года назад
@@dodgemasterlex Based Socialist Republic discovers Juche Necromancy
@kpd3308
@kpd3308 2 года назад
I can’t argue that logic.
@Catonzo
@Catonzo Год назад
Death is only a temporary setback! Germans never make jokes.. only new procedures.
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