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Topo Chico Hard Seltzers: Tangy, Exotic, Tropical...Good??? 

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@bobbyspivey3721
@bobbyspivey3721 3 года назад
I've watched this man, this KING, swish everclear in his mouth, but this is the first time I've seen him actually recoil and say "Oh, that's bad, that's really bad" about a drink.
@lordmuhehe4605
@lordmuhehe4605 3 года назад
You clearly missed the Mallort episode
@Sidetrackification
@Sidetrackification 3 года назад
Ahhh Malort, the sweetest Swedish liqueur. ..
@emuwarrior13
@emuwarrior13 3 года назад
When you crack open four Topo Seltzers to drink them all at once while trespassing in a model home, that’s called a Topo Quattro
@dpazavalos
@dpazavalos 3 года назад
Topo squattro
@jrn0320
@jrn0320 3 года назад
4 Topo
@calzone9033
@calzone9033 3 года назад
Uh. What.
@scrat9870
@scrat9870 3 года назад
Inspired by the greatest character in the history of all Gundam, Quattro Vagina.
@fire_fux
@fire_fux 3 года назад
Almost as good as quatro queso dos fritos
@chesterstevens8870
@chesterstevens8870 3 года назад
Every night is tuna-ramen night when you're an alcoholic working class divorced bachelor.
@wasatchdan
@wasatchdan 3 года назад
adding an egg, garlic, chili sauce, and green onions makes the ramen go down easier.
@chuckfinley6747
@chuckfinley6747 3 года назад
@@wasatchdan woah there Richie Rich. Not everyone can afford them fancy fixins.
@wasatchdan
@wasatchdan 3 года назад
@@chuckfinley6747 lol!
@davidcooper5177
@davidcooper5177 3 года назад
"8 Malorts" is the Blackstone keyword to activate a Borne-like hitman somewhere in Chicago. Be careful PVIII.
@mc_creates3499
@mc_creates3499 3 года назад
The shock at how bad Mango was 😂🤣 Onion scented body lotion 🤣
@vipersix3
@vipersix3 3 года назад
Lemon lime is like pinesol 🤣
@audimaster5000
@audimaster5000 3 года назад
6:50 🤣 haha
@eric3844
@eric3844 3 года назад
Field archaeologist. Can confirm. Sometimes you're so goddamn broke and tired that the canned stuff is honestly pretty appealing
@thomascollins5622
@thomascollins5622 3 года назад
Eric?!
@Dawson_
@Dawson_ 3 года назад
Thomas?!
@thomascollins5622
@thomascollins5622 3 года назад
@@Dawson_ I know him IRL
@lordmuhehe4605
@lordmuhehe4605 3 года назад
Ah, archeology, the field of miserable alcoholics.
@eric3844
@eric3844 3 года назад
@@thomascollins5622 TOM?!!
@ninjabreadman8166
@ninjabreadman8166 3 года назад
Every house is an open house when you have as great a personality as yours, PV3. Keep up the good work, and continue opening those doors, king.
@mikeoltmans9401
@mikeoltmans9401 3 года назад
Can we get this man on reddit again he needs to break that 100k
@aldo9923
@aldo9923 3 года назад
What sub was he on?
@laurusschluep7464
@laurusschluep7464 3 года назад
Tim, who handles all of Chadwick's real estate. For some reason he has a phone number in Panama and keeps going on vacation in Colombia. Tim really likes Colombia. Always brings big suitcases to do shopping down there.
@PaxIesus
@PaxIesus 3 года назад
"Unloved and untouched in the back of the fridge." Same here, mango; same here.
@angelicahuber5857
@angelicahuber5857 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@kevinschultz6091
@kevinschultz6091 3 года назад
Fun fact - "running a background check on the pineapples" is one of the proof-of-concept projects for justifying RFID tags. No, seriously - the Dole pineapple company did this back in the 2000's - stuck an RFID tag on all their pineapples, just to track them through their workflow, to see what kind of information they got. Turns out they were loosing 10% of their crop due to them sitting on the ground after being picked, but before they got put into the refrigerator trucks. Source: I wrote some programming docs for an RFID scanning application. This was one of the success stories. Other fun fact - putting a ruggedized RFID chip on your shipping pallet saves you a LOT of money....due to the ability to recover your shipping pallet. Turns out those things are expensive (they're big slabs of steel), and get lost all the time due to looking like every other shipping pallet.
@jesse6541
@jesse6541 3 года назад
Those were fun facts, Thanks Kev!
@landonjackson6023
@landonjackson6023 3 года назад
Those facts were surprisingly fun…
@Revanavarice
@Revanavarice 3 года назад
I love how we finally got a product that he knocks offscreen out of disgust.
@TheTom951guitar
@TheTom951guitar 3 года назад
I feel like we've learnt a lot more of the PV3 lore today...
@CaitlinH555
@CaitlinH555 3 года назад
Agreed 100%. Loooots to unpack here.
@SirFancy
@SirFancy 3 года назад
Add B&E to the list
@Nerozard
@Nerozard 3 года назад
@@SirFancy Do you mean another B&E? He has broken into a lot of houses. The only place he recorded in that I am positive he owns is his car.
@ianvarney2112
@ianvarney2112 3 года назад
@@Nerozard """"owns"""" Pretty sure he's running from the repo man, too.
@Nerozard
@Nerozard 3 года назад
@@ianvarney2112 He only lost 86% of the Estate. I am sure Abby is not so heartless as do take his car too.
@ThePwned201
@ThePwned201 3 года назад
PV3 always looks so cute while he drinks his swill and reflects on becoming destitute and alone
@MrNotCreatlve
@MrNotCreatlve 3 года назад
I work at a grocery store's liquor department but don't drink any of the things we carry so these videos are of actual practical use to me. Thanks PV3
@derpderpderp123456
@derpderpderp123456 3 года назад
I’m in exactly the same boat. It’s interesting to recognize a lot of these products in the store I work at.
@eric3844
@eric3844 3 года назад
Why tf would anyone drink this when you could just take normal Topo Chico and make a goddamn ranch water like an adult
@J2HxxCHRISTOFF
@J2HxxCHRISTOFF 3 года назад
Tbh I’ve never had ranch water... is it like ... ranch dressing but drinkable. Sounds horrible.
@user54389
@user54389 3 года назад
@@J2HxxCHRISTOFF It's a tequila highball...tequila, lime juice, and Topo
@YearsOfLeadPoisoning
@YearsOfLeadPoisoning 3 года назад
How long until you're shooting in an Ikea kitchen
@Ir0nW01f
@Ir0nW01f 3 года назад
I've seen men in that 'moving around' situation before. Knew a guy when I was 22, an old friend from high school that I regularly played with online in MMOs. Turned out he was living in his car in a walmart parking lot and his day would consist of playing online games at the library, TCG at the card shop, and either begging or dumpster diving for food. He had been kicked out by his parents because he didn't want to go to the colllege they chose for him. I brought him a pizza once and he just cried for a good hour. Maybe I'm sadistic and like watching grown men cry, but I made him cry more when I took him in as a roommate rent free and helped him get his life turned around. Now he works crisis dispatch a security company and has his own place.
@wasatchdan
@wasatchdan 3 года назад
Sometimes a guy just needs help, and most don't know how to ask for it. You did good.
@Psy-Krow
@Psy-Krow 3 года назад
The internet is often a dark place, but these little gems of humanity keep it balanced. Thanks for making a positive difference in the world doing what you could with what you had.
@someoneelse878
@someoneelse878 2 года назад
You are a genuinely wonderful person. I hope your days are as bright as your heart.
@ttfu7886
@ttfu7886 3 года назад
PV3's Dentist:. Uh.... wtf have you been swishing with? Everything.
@ianschleh8488
@ianschleh8488 3 года назад
Ok, here me out... PV3 is the Jack in the Box guy. Picture that big round Jack in the box head on those narrow shoulders. Plus his ex is the type of girl who wanted to be with a “celebrity” in the beginning
@johnnycampbell3422
@johnnycampbell3422 3 года назад
Bump.
@ianvarney2112
@ianvarney2112 3 года назад
Oooooooooo... Nice one, Ian. I can totally see that.
@benjip9349
@benjip9349 3 года назад
Omg he’s a realtor who films in his own listings isn’t he
@trickyrichard
@trickyrichard 3 года назад
No his brothers a realtor i think. This guys a sommelier
@mikaelpalm2130
@mikaelpalm2130 3 года назад
PVIII: I used to own stock in Coca Cola. But i lost it. Me: In the divorce? PVIII: In the divorce.
@connoraylesworth5532
@connoraylesworth5532 3 года назад
Bare witness to the affects of a rigorous RU-vidr schedule upon a alcoholic menace of a man trying to make it in this shitty world. Keep it coming shit lord, we love you
@bunnyfoofoo6238
@bunnyfoofoo6238 3 года назад
When did Malort become a point scale? I dig it. I would like to rate dates on a Malort scale.
@mike82377
@mike82377 3 года назад
I wonder what their Nog tastes like.
@KaneMartin1
@KaneMartin1 3 года назад
I once joked about PV3's first kitchen being in a home for sale that he just kept breaking into/scheduling "showings" for. Now I'm curious if I was right, prophetic... or giving him ideas.
@HelloNNNewman
@HelloNNNewman 3 года назад
I love seeing PV3's subscriber count every time a watch a video. The numbers are climbing fast and now we have him rating in negatives with the Malorts. 😂 True masterpiece!
@jonathankleinow2073
@jonathankleinow2073 3 года назад
Me at the beginning: I wonder if he's starting to take free beverages as payment to do the reviews Me at 7:00: Guess that rules that out
@michaelb1761
@michaelb1761 3 года назад
"That's really bad" from the man who once drank Malort, that's saying a lot.
@Kalyst_C
@Kalyst_C 3 года назад
I like this Malort scoring scale. It should be officially recognized. PV3 should get royalties for that.
@Gleamblossom
@Gleamblossom 3 года назад
Is Ted/Tim an accountant 🏦 or an ✨accountant✨
@lordlemmingman
@lordlemmingman 3 года назад
You seem to find yourself in a lot of different kitchens, maybe we can get a video reviewing different kitchens?
@JKelly756
@JKelly756 3 года назад
Honesty the UnemployedWineGuy Universe is gearing up to be bigger than the MCU
@ChrisTallant
@ChrisTallant 3 года назад
I see the Mango has already given the thumbs down here...
@hopkinsjr436
@hopkinsjr436 3 года назад
6:00 I'm fucken scared of getting married after all this divorce jokes
@chuckfinley6747
@chuckfinley6747 3 года назад
You should be. I have a friend just coming out of a divorce and one going into one. At least PV3 and Abbey didn’t have any kids.
@ianvarney2112
@ianvarney2112 3 года назад
Yoda voice: You will be. You will be...
@dabndwgn
@dabndwgn 3 года назад
PV3: "What's in YOUR bindle?"
@jamit2u
@jamit2u 3 года назад
PV3 sure knows a lot about coke , empty houses and cheap booze
@jameshoopes6467
@jameshoopes6467 3 года назад
We’re getting PV3 up near 100,000 subscribers! Just a little more vaguely deadly alcohol consumption in strangers’ kitchens and we’ll get there! Go PV3!
@lovelessissimo
@lovelessissimo 3 года назад
Tropical Mango gets all the attention. I say High Steppe Mango and Desert Mango deserve their place in the sun.
@dofrobaggins1883
@dofrobaggins1883 3 года назад
Cauduceus cellars wine , gotta give it a try. Made by Tool, puscifer and A perfect Circle’s singer Maynard Keenan. Trying Celebrity made or branded alcoholic drinks/ products sounds like a neat idea
@tgd02
@tgd02 3 года назад
oh no a tool fan...
@chuckfinley6747
@chuckfinley6747 3 года назад
He’s been doing those. Did Aviator Gin by Ryan Reynolds, tequila by The Rock, and a wine made by Bon Jovi. He can only try those if Chadwick buys them.
@ringding1000
@ringding1000 3 года назад
Love the new digs! Even the Malort didn't get tossed off the counter. Oh, and say Hi! to Ted - I mean Tim when you see him.
@fernfairy312
@fernfairy312 3 года назад
Guys was PV3 in an Angi commercial??? He has to be the guy in the driveway wearing a blue and yellow sweater
@splatterkat3838
@splatterkat3838 3 года назад
He was in a commercial as a doctor I recall seeing recently. Not sure about the one you saw though.
@fernfairy312
@fernfairy312 3 года назад
@@splatterkat3838 imagine if he was a real doctor 😂
@lucadingman2857
@lucadingman2857 3 года назад
@@splatterkat3838 link??
@splatterkat3838
@splatterkat3838 3 года назад
@@lucadingman2857 If I can find it, I will link it. It was an ad on RU-vid a few weeks back.
@dofrobaggins1883
@dofrobaggins1883 3 года назад
Beans, ravioli , fruits, veggies, the works! For weeks lol
@martincooper3122
@martincooper3122 3 года назад
Good to see you back on the alcohol reviews, even if it is a new kitchen!
@arcron3
@arcron3 3 года назад
8 Malorts? Good God man have you no decency?!
@Debauchery_Tea
@Debauchery_Tea 3 года назад
I remember when I first moved out. I spent all of my money on rent and lived off rice & beans.
@dynamicpaintball
@dynamicpaintball 3 года назад
You should pair with NileRed, he made a vodka-esque spirit out of toilet paper, I'd be curious on what kind of person that'd appeal to.
@pe4958
@pe4958 3 года назад
3:20 How about those days when your only sustenance came from cans that said something like "ale" or "lager"? Am I the only one who's had a few of those? LoL
@davidp2888
@davidp2888 3 года назад
"Onion scented body lotion." Wow...
@DiamondCalibre
@DiamondCalibre 3 года назад
yeah. that's definitely been me. depression meals combined with completely broke college student meals is, uh, helluva drug.
@ianvarney2112
@ianvarney2112 3 года назад
The struggle is real, friend.
@dirtmonkey_14h2
@dirtmonkey_14h2 3 года назад
Holy shit I figured it out, he's a realtor. Delete my comment if Im right and you don't want to spoil the fun, Ill still love you dad.
@blueg6demon423
@blueg6demon423 3 года назад
Hard Seltzer tastes like somebody was shouting the name of a fruit at the can from four houses down.
@daedalus2253
@daedalus2253 3 года назад
Early 20s are Def like that. 3 weeks of living off a bag of flour. Biscuits are a godsend
@ianvarney2112
@ianvarney2112 3 года назад
And a bag of rice? Luxury!
@DanielPearson1
@DanielPearson1 3 года назад
Are these seltzer brands even trying anymore? Is it just a race to the bottom? Are these rhetorical questions? Am I just scared of aging and losing my understanding of culture? Am I 4 White Claws deep and instead of feeling happy, fun, energetic, I just feel old? Another great video, big daddy PVM
@TheADHDNerd
@TheADHDNerd 3 года назад
I wasn't quite sure, did he like the mango or not? ;)
@brianstocks8049
@brianstocks8049 3 года назад
I worked on 5lbs can of beans for a few days before, people really gave me some space that week
@chuckfinley6747
@chuckfinley6747 3 года назад
I’m still waiting to see a NightTrain Express review PV3. You don’t even have to take it out of the paper bag.
@justintr4888
@justintr4888 3 года назад
when that lemon-lime hits and your chin tries to go a different direction than the rest of your head
@daroofa
@daroofa 3 года назад
Tropical Mongo is just pawn in game of life.
@BrandonCaparas
@BrandonCaparas 3 года назад
You know it's gonna be good when pv3 has multiple cans
@braddonovan8097
@braddonovan8097 3 года назад
Nice haircut :)
@TheSirCal
@TheSirCal 3 года назад
Zoom in, zoom out. Zoom in, zoom out. Zoom in, zoom out.
@benkrickbaum3794
@benkrickbaum3794 3 года назад
At least Tim has a job, you’re just jealous.
@brianvinciguerra1934
@brianvinciguerra1934 3 года назад
Please review an U.S. Military Meal Ready to Eat.
@MetallicPyro
@MetallicPyro 3 года назад
I'm once again asking for some wonderful Baijiu to be reviewed :D
@ViviSectia
@ViviSectia 3 года назад
I'm asking for some awful Baijiu to be reviewed.
@tijmen131
@tijmen131 3 года назад
HOW MANY DIFFERENT KITCHENS ARE THERE
@Utubesuperstar
@Utubesuperstar 3 года назад
A summer when I lived on a desert island for a summer teaching scouts survival stuff I learned to open and eat canned fruit with a rock and a seashell lmao
@frosmane9041
@frosmane9041 3 года назад
my friend dewayne died this morning :/
@yungruuku
@yungruuku 3 года назад
Ive eaten so much soup straight from the can... I feel you PV3 , I feel you
@DoofFing
@DoofFing 3 года назад
Algorithm comment. Also because PV3 is my daddy.
@crashinto0078
@crashinto0078 3 года назад
I’m dying...8 malorts
@SteveMartinShort
@SteveMartinShort 3 года назад
Smacked the Shit out of that mango can. Great rating on it btw
@blizzardthesamoyed491
@blizzardthesamoyed491 3 года назад
Have you tried eating Military rations? Cause don't, just stick to the regular canned foods. Keep up the good work PV3!
@astroknott5263
@astroknott5263 3 года назад
Hey i made it, am i late?
@EliseLogan
@EliseLogan 3 года назад
PVIII - yes. Food in cans is...reliable and portable. Yup. Also, I've been watching too many Cash Jordan vids - I noticed right off there was a sink sprayer.
@seapeajones
@seapeajones 3 года назад
This intro had me guffawing like an idiot. Can't watch PV3 while at work
@verdatum
@verdatum 3 месяца назад
Every time I see the Topo Chico label, with the 'h' inscribed within the upper-case 'C', it reminds me of the C-II symbol on highly-controlled prescription drugs.
@trevorn2969
@trevorn2969 3 года назад
This dude just says words
@bagger35e
@bagger35e 3 года назад
Canabis drinks next!
@brightnorris8572
@brightnorris8572 3 года назад
i bet ted/tims favorite is the mango ... if he were to drink
@HolyKhaaaaan
@HolyKhaaaaan 3 года назад
Mate, either you got to come out and be honest about your situation, or you got to take this up to 9,000 and start getting into anime-esque absurd situations that nobody would think of even on cocaine and LSD never mind believe.
@TBendez
@TBendez 3 года назад
Onion-scented bodylotion 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So disappointed they failed that taste, it's my favorite fruit otherwise.
@vipersix3
@vipersix3 3 года назад
These are nasty lol
@nappa0582
@nappa0582 3 года назад
"and for the mango I'm giving it 8 Malorts. *That's not a good score* " DID ANYONE ELSE PEE A LITTLE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD?! BECAUSE I DID!
@redeyestones3738
@redeyestones3738 3 года назад
FYI, strawberry guava, is a type of guava. There's also what are called pineapple guava. Also, this Chanel has lost all it's funny. Bummer.
@warbear55122
@warbear55122 3 года назад
I have watched every single video from you my new internet friend...just shock and awe... fantastic production. On your way to 1 million subscribers soon... when I am not watching existential crisis videos, I come here. Well done PV3
@NewBreedReborn
@NewBreedReborn 3 года назад
PV3 should do a livestream Q&A
@jhh-jiynks6568
@jhh-jiynks6568 3 года назад
Hahahah, omg. I literally can't watch your videos without actually laughing out loud. I feel so glad I stumple upon your channel Ty, pv3
@DanielLopez-ud6bj
@DanielLopez-ud6bj 3 года назад
Mango was horrible, pineapple was bad, lime eehh, strawberry guava decent. I was hoping for more
@iamcool544
@iamcool544 3 года назад
Commenting for the youtube algorithm, with such words as cool, fun, awesome, interesting, drink, review, and my personal favorites watch again want more video.
@addgohi2
@addgohi2 3 года назад
8 Malörts? Can't be! But how does the Malört scale work? Is it 8/10 Malörts where 10 is Malört, or is it 8 times as bad as Malört, or is it some kind of logarithmic scale where Malörtness grows exponentially?
@imaramblins
@imaramblins 3 года назад
At least he sums up the "lack of flavor" that accompanies the nonsensical seltzer craze... Ugh! And, here's giving a shout out to the true "original" Coke! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-cABZfkRcQ6A.html
@Bryceyboy93
@Bryceyboy93 3 года назад
Yep. Certainly had a day of eating from cans. Tuna. Beans/Lentils into a very quick curry. Lets be honest, what Millennial hasn't spent a day a week or even multiple weeks relying on canned goods hahahaha.
@Driretlan
@Driretlan 3 года назад
This guy probably knows peaches come from a can, and were put there by a man. Likely, from a factory downtown.
@chrismonge651
@chrismonge651 3 года назад
Just imagining PV3 walking into open houses with whatever alcohol he's about to review and his camera/tripod.
@belekjenkins2308
@belekjenkins2308 3 года назад
I get what you mean, living off of canned food. Like when you wake up hungover and all you think you can stomach is some broth. So you crack open a can Campbells "Chunky" to eat cold out of a can, and hey good news its basically broth... Im going back to bed...
@craigmiller1870
@craigmiller1870 7 месяцев назад
I have been told I am likeable, but also have a punchable face. Which one? Decide in the comments below...
@caret_shell
@caret_shell 3 года назад
I like Topo Chico mineral water for some reason, so I bought these hard seltzers. I really didn't like them. Too floral and just kind of gross.
@StreuB1
@StreuB1 3 года назад
"...suburban dinks" HAHAHAAHH!!!!!!! The funny part is there is a far more derogatory use for the word "dink" that makes this way more funny.
@theteapotato763
@theteapotato763 3 года назад
Shame, I thought the Exotic Pineapple was going be Exotic Butters.
@overit6012
@overit6012 3 года назад
All I want is Abby's perspective! Is he a narcissist? Does he have a feeder fetish? Are we looking at unwanted acts in the bedroom? What gives?
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