Tortuga: The Infamous Pirate Hideout for the Brethren of the Coast 

Stfu Luffy 😂😂😂

you do comprehend these were hardened killers right?

@@joshschneider9766 You do understand that this was a quote, right?

lol :P

Lame

take my thumbs up and c yourself out

No. It's "P". It's just like "R" but it be missing a leg!

Bruh who does this not have more likes

But their lost love is the i

well played.

Bout to be a bunch of new angels.

I heard that an angel starts whistling whenever Simon starts a new Chanel.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Overpopulation

Nobody: Simon: I hear you don’t have enough me on youtube yet!

All hail Simon of Whistler, King of forcing people to waste time lest he think ill of them.

@@cuttwice3905 supreme leader of the fascist platform called youtube!

He actually works for several channels, he seems to be in high demand.

He has four of his own channels and works for six or seven others

Soon, he will BE RU-vid. And on that day, we who hath loyally supported him will enjoy a fine reward: one beard hair apiece, which will grant us one wish (within Lord Whistlers power to grant)

The Spanish purposefully let pigs, goats, and other livestock go when they made landfall in a potential new territory. It was a source of food for later visits. Alexander Selkirk, the real-life inspiration for 'Robinson Crusoe', survived for years on his Pacific island because the Spanish had already left goats (cats and rats too) on the island. The pigs in the Americas are most certainly from the Spanish, as were the mustang horses so famous for roaming the western U.S. The horse culture of the plains tribes was only a few hundred years old when the settlers got there, there being no horses in the New World until the first Spanish explorers arrived.

nevyen - I always enjoy these little tidbits of history!! Thank you for sharing😉!

@@aprilvalleyvamp1334 You're quite welcome...it's nice to have the trivia clogging my brain be appreciated. There (too much) more where that came from.

@David Burgin Yea, um...I didn't bother to get into the New World ancestors of the equines, too much detail, but the rest is pretty much what I wrote.

Yeah, but the reintroduction of horses was a little less intentional than the introduction of boars....

I scrolled down for this exact comment, the moment he said it! Well done sir.

Well done, sire, but you owe me a new keyboard. I spat coffee all over it.

need a shirt

Monty Python???????????

@@barkingmadman1169 You got that right! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! ☺️

Allegedly

or it just shows the lock down is destroying his sanity.

How did pirates stay cool? Arrr-conditioning.

@@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas lockdown? Nah. It's the cocaine. Allegedly.

@@sibire8284 Yep. Coke. Allegedly.

💜Simon: He's going cheap, just a few €€€'s💜 💜!:-)💜💜💜

lol, I want more too, please, kind sir?

YES!! YES!! More pleeaasseee?!?!? :D

Well, if ya want more, you’ll have to pick a pocket or two 😉

I hope Simon is watching this thread slowly grow, pretty please!!!

Glad I'm not the only one who picked up on it

Was about to comment about that until I saw yours.

Thank you for noticing, I mean the greater Antilles goes Puerto Rico, Hispaniola/Haiti, Cuba

It totally has, his personality is showing

@@josecolon2717 u forgot one mate. Jamaica

It's also a chance to find out more about the happenings after the Golden Age of Piracy - A lot has been said about that time period, but not much about afterwards.

Captain Kidds ship is said to be sunk in the harbor, visible to the naked eye.

Hey ...Lord Pharez...yes Tortuga whas there island....but they were may others places in the Caribbean....One of them is the Island of Mona " Amona Taino name " ( a real Pirate hideout whit many Caverns to hide from 1534 when pirates take it to there hands from Spain and for almost 3 century's whas ldeal for repairing, supplying and watering there ships ) in 1593 Sr Francis Drake and John Hawkins encounter bad weather in the Mona canal ( between Puerto Rico and the Hispaniola ) and had to go to Mona for repairing there ships, many stories had that Mona has pirates good in some Caverns and in the Nearby shore Waters , one interesting note is that a native Puertorican Pirate name Roberto Cofresi use the island of Mona to atack the Spanish ship's that came from Panama whit some Inca gold in there way to Spain ( We all love a Pina Colada it is said that Roberto Cofresi made a drink whit run, coconut and pineapple for his man this are the ingredients for the Pina Colada. Officially the Pina Colada whas made in a bar some in the 50's or 60's adibate is still on where the Pina Colada was made and wen a hotel in San Juan also clame they were the ones )....a little history abaut the pirates of Mona island since 1919 is a wildlife and research island " some cientis call it the Galapagos of the Caribbean "

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He took your advice! @15:57

He should have done this on September 19th if he wanted to go with that joke!

I actually laughed (then again I'm drunk)

Nobody expects the Spanish relocation...........

He did!

Rained off aswel (roofer) been watching Simon's channels all morn lol

Sorry, Californian here; what is this... "Rain"? Was that the word?

Fort Worth Texas. Rainy and 38°F. But I'm still working lol

Same

Beautiful sweet rainy day here in Ohio. The air outside smells like fall leaves.

A large Booty is still a thing of beauty.

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...I like big booty and I cannot lie...

@@kirbyculp3449 Right there with you. More to plunder.

@@randybounds2244 My mood.

Haha yeah. Reminded me of Monty Python 😆

Me too.

Always looking for booty.

The term “Booty Pirate” makes sense now lol

Black Sails has that theme as well.

Everyones got their Jack at sea and they never let go

@Jessica Jujubean Sounds like the worst job on the planet.

I bet you could get a good headstart on the day if you started with the cocaine and then made coffee and had a smoke

I've got a shortcut for you. Roll up a smoke made from crack and tobacco and chug an energy drink while you binge all Simon videos all night on 2x speed. No need to wake up and do all those separate steps.

Trade tea for coffee and chocolate for cigs and it's the same here.

All localish products!

coffee doobie cigarette in that order every day lol

He doesn’t make enough pirate cemetery stuff imo (and Davy Jones agrees! Arrr!)

Surprised he has enough time for all these videos

@@djquinn11 Right? Haha he's organized apparently

He probably has a whole team working with/for him.

He loves blow

@@TRC2002 not on this channel

@@rickgrendel1 It is on this channel. It's literally the 2nd from the top.

@@supaleetkillah I linked it. It's on this channel.

@@padraig5335 this comment is part on why its there...

I'm in love me some ages rum

Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun** !

50 odd years later it's still one of those lines. There are probably people that know the line without knowing the source.

@@petergunn7039 : MP

I think he said relocation.

Gotta be the rum...

It used to be called Santo Domingo before they gained independence and renamed themselves the Dominican Republic.

@@angelitabecerra You tell him, Angelita! I was thinking the same.

Cemetery

@@ChuckNorrisIsGay1337 I said *pirate* cemetery 🤣