Just...why did I imagine Click and One Topic as this 1950s middle class family about to have lunch and Oz as a grumpy baby throwing mashed peas all over the kitchen. *Click in a frilly pink apron never looked more disturbing*
That just means that hell will taken over us and will overthrow satan and march to the gates of heaven where god will cover before us and offer to us taller but we will refuse and instead start stacking up to assert utmost dominance over all.
Don't do it if you have even only a vague understanding about what "parmesan" is supposed to be: resisting the urge of telling him to screw himself was really hard, let me tell you.
Beregorn88 Wow, it’s almost like people who do things as a hobby make mistakes sometimes. You are getting worked up over a guy on the internet mislabeling a foodstuff. Log off for a few minutes, calm down, and stop being so toxic. It’s frickin’ cheese, dude.
"People with tattoos can't get into heaven" Well, my Catholic roommate with a cross tattooed on his shoulder is in for a rude surprise. As is my older brother with a tattoo of Michael the archangel slaying the serpent on his forearm. As is any other person with a religious tattoo. Bad news, guys.
tattoos aren't considered sinful in the catholic dogma by themselves, but they can be a sign of pride (which is a sin). Has your brother ever asked a priest about his tattoo?
0:49 Actually, the squirrel would just have to reenter the earth's atmosphere. No real terminal velocity in space and the atmosphere is thick enough that the squirrel would be vaporized in seconds. This means it would only have to fall for a mile or so to achieve terminal velocity, so falling from about 63-64 miles above the earth's surface to the Kármán line at about 62 miles would kill them. It could also fall from about 43,000 feet and potentially die from lack of oxygen, but the problem is that the squirrel might not die from that and instead regain consciousness before hitting the ground and survive the fall.
"People who drink alcohol will not go to heaven" "Short people will not go to heaven" Jesus was 5'2" and turned water into wine. Did he not go to heaven?
My take on the "Giant Floating Murder Hand" question is that we'd eventually find some way of killing it, we as a species are vindictive so we'd eventually get it in our heads "Hey, this hand thing is a bastard, let's get rid of it so nobody has to die for no reason"
Me: (reading library's advert) Ooh, I'm too tall. Hmm. Definitely not limber. I am trusting, though. _I HAVE read The Cask of Amontillado._ (yeets self under bed and calls authorities)
I wish my RU-vid ad algorithm was as reliable as yours. I haven't watched a single video about cancer or predatory scam tactics in years, yet I exclusively get ads for Raid Shadow Legends.
13:05 "Short people will not go to heaven." Me: "..." **googles how to unleash an evil curse upon one who has insulted your kind so that I may have my revenge**
12:23 I think I also recognize where that is. It's either near the Washington-Idaho border(kind of parallel to Spokane), or that is how all roads look in Idaho and I haven't been outside Washington enough.
is this a casual reference to the manga known as jojo's bizarre adventure created by Hirohiko Araki and made 7 said part of said manga and during the 4 part a character known as Okuyasu Nijimura with a stand/ spirit ghost called the hand named after 1964 rock band "the band". this took me way too long
6:09 Switching your roommate's devices from dark mode to light, and again every time they change it back. Watch their sanity crumble all because they ate the special cake you bought yourself without asking you. Right? Can we all agree?
@@snailuka 4 sounds better though 'cause it's an even number and at that point you MIGHT AS WELL go for 5, but then eh what the hell, round it up to a neat half-dozen. Don't order 7 though, that is cursed.
7:31 So.... I think he went to the wrong guy. That's the prince of Sloth. You can tell because he was mad about laziness. That said, Satan might also just be a title.
Me: chilling and watching RU-vid Noise in my roof which is most probably a person: walks Me: yo tf Noise in my roof which is most probably a person: you heard nothing, this is 100% not a person in your roof. Me: oh okay, thank you for the clarification. Me: wait hold up, hold the phone, wait just a godamn second. Noise in my roof which is most probably a person: Uuuhh. It's 5:52am I've been hearing noises all day so far So.. So like a bit of an update: it's the next day and I forgot to check, it's now 1:03am and the noises are back. I am in a very doodoo mood so I might just throw my chair at my roof. UP 👏 DATE: IT IS 3:05AM I HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT. I THREW A CHAIR AT MY ROOF (got in trouble for that ahaaa im stupid asf sometimes) THEN THE NOISES STOPED. IF THE NOISES COME BACK I AM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIIIIT
"Short people will not go to heaven" so wait if a baby dies will it go to hell? I don't know why but I'm honestly curious about the question my brain just made
7:58 "We have a confession to make. You see, we made those songs up on the spot." "We also killed a man together 6 years ago in Nebraska." "We wanted to feel like god!"
I’m in a group chat called ✨Pogchat✨ and the first few seconds of this video perfectly sums up the chaos we get into, and I am a combination of the guy for the marinara sauce and the bank teller as I have to be the mom of the group yet I still get myself into those shenanigans somehow
7:01 for the record he didn’t say that Satan looked like Jabba the Hutt he said Satan looked like a woman and that SHE turned HIM into the barfing hutt as punishment for his sloth.
Am I the only one that laughs differently when watching these videos, Like my normal life is normal it’s like ahaahhah but when I’m watching these videos it’s more like harjuglo and then I just start choking but I’m not actually choking I’m laughing..... just me? Ok
I have Soooo many family members who would absolutely take out garbage or something but would put a sign on the garbage bag that reads "Not a body" or "Not my wife" *PURELY* to mess with people and would have 0% shame doing so
Fun fact: there's only one case of a gorilla killing someone. And it involved removal of the mans head. A freakin wild silverback ripped a mans head off and just... Left him there. The scenario about the gorilla making your hands high five in the body cavity was disgustingly unecessary but points for creativity. Feels like a Mortal Kombat guest kharacter Fatality
4:42 Wait.. Wait wait wait, Gavin Webber??? I may end up in a rabbit hole of watching him late at night because it's sort of relaxing. I believe I know why they were so angry but still. :(
0:00 I absolutely love the way you read this post. It just cracks me up. Sometimes it'll just pop into my head and pull it back up to watch it. This is one of those times.
