...And then there was this huge fire, and everyone needed to evacuate. But because 30 people were trying to crawl though this hole all at once, no one was able to escape and they all burned.
Fluffy Sebbert if you look at the bottom left of Windows Media Player, it says DVD. Likely there was protection on whatever DVD it was and they couldn't figure out how to rip it so they just recorded themselves playing it.
That makes no sense. There must have been another access point. How do you get couches and disco balls and band equipment and the like through that little access vent?