Traffic Reporter Who Doesn't Understand Helicopters 

Ok so first eh

Ryan George k

Ok

I see you 👀

Ryan George yes

7.5/10

Nice rating congrats

oof

That would be terrible

Way worse than a bug's life

That's brilliant. I didn't even get that.

Oh, wow... never noticed that

Most people in the real world are usually about your height too.

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I didn't even think about that lol 😂

Hi

We need a pt two that says that

Helecopters are tite!

But we can see outside of the helicopter!

@@LS-rp6yq hello there

7.15/10

It's supereasy barely an inconvenience for him

You might also like graenolf than.

@@guywhoratescomments7118 Being a nuisance and a spammer on every single comment of a video is how you get hated and despised not popular, food for thought.

I heard that antman guy laul rudd was doing this in his series. It must be intense because i think hes getting nominated for it..

Ooh thats hot

hawt weels

Little rectangles with ants inside must be TIGHT!

Free advertising

"Hot wheels only makes miniature size cars as far as I know"

The triple murderer racks up a fourth kill.

Oh no

Stepping out of helicopter is tight!

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7/10

underrated comment

It’s a tiny dog

I think he may be some sort of racoon with less fur

Ummm, no he's not. His head is like 3 feet tall and he's standing right behind my projector screen!

@@golfnz34me Well, I don't know what to tell you, his head actually appears to be about a foot tall, and trapped the box I keep in my living room. Not sure how to get him out. But once I figure that out, I've found some girls elsewhere in my box that are just... they've gone wild.

It was a bunch of liberal nonsense. I expect liberal nonsense from people who can't understand something as basic as distance.

@@fakecubed lmao are you fr?

​@@fakecubed average conservative argument

@@fakecubed he’s a fictional guy lol, the video’s meant to be secretly informative

@@Brosethorns I think you missed the point, he was joking

Same

"22 men running after a ball and when they finally got it they kicked it away"

Thats another video coming up

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same here, i mean if golf ends in bloodshed, imagine hockey

Mass transit isn't a solution so much as it's just a different kind of problem.

He has a unique perspective.

@@CaitlynWemyss Well, sure. So mass transit: - Reduces freedom of movement (people can only travel on designated routes) You can try to add more routes, but this increases costs. - Reduces cargo capacity (people can only bring home what they can carry, which is less efficient) - Shunts costs to tax base, instead of to those using the system. (So, instead of paying for your own gas, for your own trips, everyone has to pay for other people. What you think of such a system is probably based on your political preferences. I hate paying for other people, and I hate other people paying for me.) Now, buses of course have tickets, but they do not pay the entire cost of operation. - Rail systems require considerable capital to put in place, and mobility is even more limited than buses - People with motion sickness suffer when using mass transit. (This is more of a personal problem, but I'm not the only one.) - Costs are NOT generally less than personal transit. Example: I used the city bus in high school and paid for a (discounted) student punch card for it. After I bought a car, I compared the cost of gas week to week with the cost of the punch card. Gas was LESS. Now... there are some other costs with owning a car. But still... - Time costs for passengers. (In almost all cases, it will take you significantly longer to reach a destination. I use my own example again. To get to school by car was 10 minutes. It was 30-40 minutes by bus. One time, when my car was at the mechanic, I had to use the bus to get to the auto shop to pick it up. About a 20 minute trip with a car. Nearly 2 hours by city bus.) I hope this was informative. Some of these problems are solved with more routes and more buses per route. But some of them are more difficult, and all of them cost more and more money. Benefits also vary based on the size of the city and how congested the traffic gets. I live in a medium-sized city (~500k)with (to be fair, mostly) decent traffic. Edit: I have a more recent example of using a park and ride in Denver to get to a Rockies game. We paid to park for about $5, then another $10 for my wife and I to use the light rail. It took about 45 minutes to reach the game including rail time and then walking from the station to the ball park. Also about $5 for the dramamine I have to take to use a train. (We had some more fun getting back, due to some bathroom issues and missed trains, but that's a whole other story and not the light rail's fault.) But regardless of THAT, we could have parked MUCH closer to the station, paid $15-20 to park, and saved about half an hour for the same amount of money. And also not be time-strapped to reach the station before a train left, or encounter a full train and have to wait for the next one (which also happened).

@@CaitlynWemyss The problem with the argument "more people should use mass transit more often" is that the people saying it USUALLY mean "people other than me." I'm (mostly) fine with mass transit being widely available for those who need it. I am NOT for being forced to use it, which IS a goal of many behind it. (Seriously, their advocates have put forth their policies at transit meetings I've been to.) Anyway, motion sickness primarily stems from movement that the brain doesn't expect or can't process right, like an equilibrium thing. So, if you're driving the vehicle, you feel nothing. Passenger seat is MOSTLY fine, because you can see and anticipate most of the what the driver does. Backseat is... variable. Sometimes it's okay, sometimes it SUCKS. (Rumble seat, which I tried once... no. I threw up.) The key part is being able to see turns and hills, etc. (Air on the face helps, too.) The light rail trains and buses have ads on the side, though, that make it harder to see through (plus you can't see out the front of the vehicle at all). That makes me sick. And forget about the side facing or rear facing seats. Good grief. (I also can't (well, shouldn't) ride spinning rides or rides that go backwards at amusement parks. Basic rollercoasters are tolerable.) Feelings of motion sickness start as light dizziness, to persistent dizziness, to outright nausea, and then to vomiting. It often takes a good hour or so to feel better after it hits. Dramamine helps (usually), but only to a point.

@@Swiftbow Depending on how you live, gas can be heavily subsidized too. Sometimes A LOT. So fairly comparing bus fares to price of gas is not that easy. It's very possible that your government subsidize less for your bus fare than your gas, which by your own logic would mean other people are paying more for your gas than your bus fares.

You say that, but I've seen actual cars that look like hot wheels (like the brightly-colored glittery ones too) irl.

@@dynamicworlds1 thats because hotwheels actually makes real cars ! twin mill is one of their popular ones

how modern traffic and city planning almost everywhere in the world was developed*

Yeah tooootttallly just California there bud. Way to turn a meta-analyses on how redlining and the interstate highway and freeway system was used as a way to segregate every major city in America into California bashing for no reason.

Where is guy who rated comments?

Car and tire companies....lol. Smile more, talk less.

That explains a lot about LA lol

6.5/10

What are you talking about? They look tooootally different

welcome to the world of Prosopagnosia

More than once, after seeing a bunch of Ryan's videos, my mom has said "these guys are funny"

... I don't see it

@JGTB0PL a great compliment that I give many handfuls of appreciation to

The first guy to ever go skydiving?

You have to watch the Bill Burr helicopter bit. You just might love it.

@@TruthWiz aw man, now its probably gonna be good and this is gonna be like the 5th skit RU-vidr I’m subscribed too, dammit.

@@microlunchbox2657 He's one of the most successful comedians in the world. He's also featured on Breaking Bad and The Mandalorian. You'll thank me. 🙂 There's a ton of his stand up on Netflix and RU-vid.

He's right, they don't. They make little rectangles. Hey, they hold ants in captivity!

That's not true the have made regular size before but I don't think you can buy them

You can buy full size, workable hot wheels car. They Made a few. My dad has one.

@@flowerphotographyforfun4333 oh shit that's rad! That's like Mega dick energy to be like "Hey, what type of car you drive? Me, I'm the badass Hotwheels whip over there."

6.25/10

Lol

Lololololol!!!!

😶

It’s just getting closer

It's not magic, it's called a shrink ray. He uses it alongside his cloning machine

Yes

“You want to see it?” “Why would I want to look at marks on a paper?” “I just thought you might find it interesting. I mean these marks can tell a fun story or something”

@@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 *gets suspected of communicating with spirits when reading* Neighbours: *"¡Burn the wiza~rd!"*

Holds the paper up to his ear. "These aren't words. I can't hear them."

We need it

Nice to see someone's eating their cereal

Exo Maniac ah good to see another cereal eater here. May I ask what cereal you’re eating?

Oirich Entertainment true

@@HittMadd that's a very good question. I am currently consuming some Kellogs Cornflakes wbu

Tell me another one

No... no... that's a traffic accident and not a saving any days.

Can someone explain this reference to me?

@@yoshithebear7630 I'll explain it to you with a lie story

@@yoshithebear7630 So there's uhh a ghost...

6.85/10

6.85/10

No, Ryan has an extra set of limbs - it's part of the cloning process.

I mean we never see their legs so

And the face of Ryan George.

I am being controlled by an orange rectangle that lives in my void. By the way, dude, are you Indian?

@@thebombspayloadisexposed why would the orange square ne asking? Is this about the O-R-B?

RangerLeaf i think he means Trump

In the last two videos he talks about funny little rectangles, yeah, so that's, that's two points of data. I'm also gonna assume that that trend will last forever and he'll speak about them in every video from now to infinity. Man, figuring out long term tendencies is super easy, barely an inconvenience. I wonder how people manage to get it wrong!

Maybe Ryan is a fan of Flatworld?

Yeah it's all coming together.

Yeah, now they've got ant-men and (presumably) wasps, too.

I'm waiting for the big team up movie when they do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck & save the day.

When is there are reference to other videos

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be!

Definitely

Like longbeachgriffy and calebcity

You guys are getting payed?

Ok

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**cries in Matchbox** Oh who am I kidding, no one likes Matchbox as long as Hot Wheels is around

6.15/10

@Liam Roberts Same.

traffic reporter may have no concept of spacial perception, but they're woke af when it comes to how racism and capitalism has influenced urban planning

@sol1d gh0st yeah - if we did, we might not have time to care about the real racial displacement

@sol1d gh0st My man, you're making a fool of yourself please leave

@@manavsridharan3811 dude literally said jstor is unreliable. its a library....

sol1d gh0st You ironically sound like the guy in the helicopter lol

Can you start a wiki page on the timeline? I think you’d be perfect for it. Course I’m just a stranger so you don’t have to obviously

Royal Pain 1. That sounds like a fun idea 2. I don’t know how to make a wiki page

Tyler McDaniel just go on fandom.com

Lore keeper

We all need a Ryan George Cinematic Universe wiki.

Exactly my thoughts. A Father Ted Classic!

Yep haha thought of that too :)

There's an old clip of I think The Day Today, where Alan Partridge describes the aerial view of a bike race as looking like cattle on bikes.

Same

Came to the comments looking for this exact thing!

Huh?

3:01 his glasses must show the light from the green screen and it glitches out

RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-VCNhzBB2aMU.html A short clip

Nightcrawler!?

Sounds like real life to me

Welcome to Portland, my local nbc station is channel 8, it’s pretty accurate to what this channel has on channel 8

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@@alfredromero4228 Wrong channel. Post this on LTT. You'll get a better reaction, I guarantee you.

Yes

criminally underrated !!

They drive hot wheels apparently.

@@AxxLAfriku Donald Trump is pretty? LOL

uuuuuhhhhh wut? talking about hair? lol

AxxL You okay, man?

Wow imagine if he did an entire tv series. Oh wait. Dee Bradley Baker’s already done that.

Didn't Seth MacFarlane do the same thing

Damn, living the dream

Dude same.

not many seem to be chewing on that end

He'll probably just get off from this weird machine they put him on, and that's when he'll have a big surprise.

The silent helicopter kind of hints that it is in free fall. Those ants should start looking like people real soon.

6.85/10

It was super easy barely a inconvenience

Wowowow. Wow

Okay, that's all the quotes.

Well, there isnt any more refrences here so... and he only used 2 percent of his power!

It did didn't it

Ahmed c'mon man dont do yourself like that 😂

Its not about the distance, but the performance you do with that distance.

Well I am fairly tall

Should we tell him?

@@IAmNobody451 let the kid dream

I bet the pilot looked just like the weather man

@@bestboi2945 yeah

@@billbill4444 he kinda does actually.

Should be this He's here He's there He's everywhere Who you gonna call? Screen rant tool! Ryan

Fair enough.

Nah, not even figuratively.

No

shut the up

No, usually ants cooperate

why

@@andrj8844 It might have something to do with that he was 3, and didn't really know better

It's at the same level as minecraft cave noises

Not as terrifying as you child Ryan, but up there.

7.25/10

Immediately clicking on a new Ryan George video is tight.

So. Brilliant.

So sports cars?

The distance between where people live and where they work has NOTHING to do with the car industry. People just want to live someplace nice, where they can own their home and have room to raise their kids. They don't want to live in crowded, crime-plagued urban areas and they don't want to live next door to factories and other industrial stuff. Cars simply give people the freedom to live where they want to live, and to work wherever the jobs are.

@@raydunakinI don't actually believe that it has anything to do with the car industry, I was just stating that I never thought about that. But, It surely does give them more business and a demand for cars.

You would have to spend billions of dollars to tear down cities and rebuild them into more people friendly places

@@raydunakin ok Mr. Ford we see you

@@chaosXP3RT You would. But you don't need to. Just limit cars, have bus lanes and bike lanes so fewer people drive. Then looking towards the future, provide more housing in and near cities in better apartments or condos. Basically, more mixed development so people can afford to live within a reasonable distance from work The amount of money saved from fewer people owning cars could go back into so many other things.

Yeah, that would be cool although dealing with merch is a hassle so I'd understand if Ryan wouldn't want to go with it

I'm afraid that you're gonna have to talk to Michael Pickleseller about that.

Hey I'm gonna need you to sanitize that and put it in this bag cause I'm gonna rob you now.

I know right!!! LMAO!

Yea okay except that that sentence isn't funny unless you are that character and what's funny to the audience is the character.

The Athiest Messiah you sound like you’d be fun at parties

@@apocalypseburger3298 I am sad

Apocalypse Burger no he’s just pointing it out... lay off im

Do you think a random serf would know what a hot-wheel is?

@@mnm1273 It was take your child to work day, and he saw somebody's kid playing with Hot-Wheels in the office on the way to the helipad, and inquired about them.

ur not dream

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@@CharleyCheno no he's dreams brother.

oh ok

@@CharleyCheno duh, I'm his bro

Lol

@Eugene Kendrick actually much of the rest of the world either had public transit reliable enough to not need a rectangle or is not yet developed enough to rely on either yet. Other places have rectangles yes but they are not a necessity like they are in the u.s.. you can do just fine without a rectangle in much of europe for example.

@Eugene Kendrick You are wayyyyyyy of. Most of the world have public transport.

@Eugene Kendrick Most of the world was built before rectangles were a thing, America not so much.

@Eugene Kendrick Nope. You're just illiterate about the rest of the world. Public transport is mostly used in places like Europe.

@@deepaparakkal4241 I hope you read my reply because RU-vid deleted my account 🤦🏽

Another one.

You can't gaslight Jonathan!

@@kendrajade6688 xD agreed

My disbelief is so suspended.

@@greta1614 Just like this helicopter I guess