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Tragic Horse Accident | Troy Bond Stand Up 

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Giddy up! From Helium Comedy Club in Philly 3/21, sold out entirely on horse money.
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TroyBondLive.com
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@user-po9bs6id2o
@user-po9bs6id2o Год назад
“Pocket full of oats”
@blueboystudios
@blueboystudios Год назад
I was there for this show and that KILLED me. xD
@pappiti123
@pappiti123 Год назад
So creative, and it’s off the cuff. Incredible.
@Purpurafran
@Purpurafran Год назад
Hahahahhahahah
@julianhorodyski6414
@julianhorodyski6414 Год назад
bucket lol
@kbanghart
@kbanghart Год назад
​@@pappiti123nah he memorizes all this
@alexandermclaughlin4742
@alexandermclaughlin4742 Год назад
2:52 Your horse is the 50 cent of horses. You can find me in the club *clickety clack* with a pocket full of oats 😅😂
@thatryanp
@thatryanp Год назад
So funny! And he gave it as a throwaway
@jay-tbl
@jay-tbl 4 месяца назад
3 separate jokes in 1 quick line totally improvized how is it possible
@twistsouth514
@twistsouth514 Год назад
This man needs a Netflix special. Where are the talent scouts?
@sleepybun908
@sleepybun908 Год назад
RIGHT?! he’s hilarious!
@OpenMawProductions
@OpenMawProductions Год назад
They're too busy getting offended by Dave Chappelle and Ricky Gervais to do their fucking jobs.
@GodOfLovers1111
@GodOfLovers1111 Год назад
Fuck netflix
@kennethguitarfiend4493
@kennethguitarfiend4493 Год назад
Absolutely
@pushpopLoC909
@pushpopLoC909 Год назад
They only care when they want to care. Doesn't matter how hilarious any comedian is, they somehow get mid stand ups non stop but someone like Troy is worth more than a netflix special. He's gotta have his own HBO special or bigger. But I get what you mean, the dude is hilarious and has the quickest mouth in the East.
@ThisDude234
@ThisDude234 Год назад
The 50 Cent of horses got it 😂😂
@chillones9574
@chillones9574 10 месяцев назад
dude I laughed so damn hard. 🤣
@mmaandfightadvisor6779
@mmaandfightadvisor6779 Год назад
Christ this guy is quick on the fly.
@jess8444
@jess8444 Год назад
Was sitting in the audience when this happened and I can confirm this was literally the most hilarious thing ever!! Had tears streaming down my face I couldn’t stop laughing
@NewerSwagger-gp3hj
@NewerSwagger-gp3hj Год назад
Brand New jokes, no stolen material!!!!! Give that man a Netflix spécial!!!!!
@colbs237
@colbs237 Год назад
That's awesome Jess!!
@jf7098
@jf7098 10 месяцев назад
Lucky! I don't think I could laugh like this in public without someone thinking I have a problem. I'm making laughs I did not know existed. This dude's as funny as it gets. Next level is death I assume
@buttholasaurus99
@buttholasaurus99 Год назад
You need to caption the audience comments
@MrJjRyBritt
@MrJjRyBritt Год назад
You need to stfu and listen to the content - mr 5sec spam ticktock brain 😂 - oh I can’t think without subs telling me to do so looking ass 😂😂😂
@pitiful27
@pitiful27 Год назад
Forreal
@cainguardian4693
@cainguardian4693 Год назад
Honestly lol
@ValRoyD
@ValRoyD Год назад
Commands don’t usually do well on the internet. Changing tactics could help you here, but I doubt it.
@buttholasaurus99
@buttholasaurus99 Год назад
@@ValRoyD what?!
@RedDragonde5
@RedDragonde5 Год назад
This guy is so quick-witted he could be good at anything. God bless him for choosing comedy!
@TSC-Detroit
@TSC-Detroit Год назад
You kill hecklers Amazing skills
@TLEawareness
@TLEawareness Год назад
He also hires them…
@bagenius5970
@bagenius5970 Год назад
No, he shoots them in the face... and they survive.
@SSS-rk1kb
@SSS-rk1kb Год назад
@@TLEawareness huh?
@hucqhucq4200
@hucqhucq4200 Год назад
@@TLEawareness Very common
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 Год назад
Even if he hires them, his responses are entertaining nonetheless.
@A_SlyPolarBear
@A_SlyPolarBear Год назад
"You paid $28 for me to call you a bitch" Im fucking dead 😂
@Steventyrant
@Steventyrant Год назад
Love this set, man. I turned my barber on to your work. Really looking forward to seeing you live!
@souljaboy.6668
@souljaboy.6668 Год назад
Really good to hear you turned your barber on man
@kaceordb
@kaceordb Год назад
@@souljaboy.6668youuuuuu
@Tom_Van_Zandt
@Tom_Van_Zandt Год назад
@@souljaboy.6668 While he listened to this man's comedy, no less.
@keysncoffee7733
@keysncoffee7733 Год назад
@@souljaboy.6668yeah it’s about time. They always turning us left and right whenever they get a chance…
@IO279K4RMN
@IO279K4RMN 11 месяцев назад
I bet the session lasted long
@FizzyLemon12334
@FizzyLemon12334 Год назад
hey troy, absolutely love you. saw you about 6 months ago MC’ing at brooklyn comedy club (laughed my fucking ass off during your intro) and knew you were the next big thing, and you’re killing it! a word or criticism i’d like to give to help you elevate your content as you’re increasing your output: adding captions (more specifically with what the audience members say, your mic is very clear) would add a lot for helping to understand and keep engagement. it can be tough to hear the audience at times, but being able to read would absolutely help with improving the content. all love bro, can’t wait to see more from you soon 🥂
@DiGiTaLzxz
@DiGiTaLzxz Год назад
agreed on the captions! can almost never hear them lol huge fan as well :>
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 Год назад
Captions in general are helpful for the viewers with hearing difficulty, since RU-vid's auto-generated subtitles are not reliable (when they're an option at all).
@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
@@kingayy9267 if you have hearing difficulty i imagine you just turn the volume up, but are you talking about deaf people? Like how you gonna understand the cadence or just in general appreciate the joke if you can't hear how he's actually telling it?
@xarrived
@xarrived Год назад
@@codypriceRU-vidAddednumbers Don't matter, deaf or not deaf, we can barely hear what the audience says on a certain time. Sometimes, all of them would like to hear word to wood. Overall, having a caption would be nice. What if you misheard something, use caption and find out. That's simple. If you don't like caption, ignore it. That's all.
@marklar51423
@marklar51423 Год назад
Or you could sync your phone with a speaker... that's how I listen to content. I haven't used my phone speaker for anything more than a phonecall since the lockdown.
@Frankybroadcast
@Frankybroadcast Год назад
This kid is an up and coming star. Keep doing it bro. It's just a matter of time. If that's what you really want......
@ruthyvonne5240
@ruthyvonne5240 Год назад
He has no filter, which makes him hilarious 😂 funny 😁
@jehriko7525
@jehriko7525 Год назад
I'm glad this dude has found something he's naturally good at it's cool to see & the crowd work is great too.
@Jonas-km4qx
@Jonas-km4qx Год назад
Dude, love your stuff! Can you please post the full length set of the "Heckler calls me racist" I'd love to see it!
@haleydoe644
@haleydoe644 Год назад
"If it wasn't for my horse, your dad would be in jail." Missed gem.
@theendoftheworld9921
@theendoftheworld9921 Год назад
"Pocket full of oats" had me fucking dead
@shan5445
@shan5445 Год назад
Troy just gets loads of hecklers but is so sharp he knows how to deal with them
@RedWingedHero
@RedWingedHero Год назад
Saw the video title and thought this was gonna be a video about "Hands", I was scared for my life
@damonddailey349
@damonddailey349 Год назад
Oh God! Not that video!! Lmao 🤣 the most cringy video ever
@jonathankr
@jonathankr Год назад
His verbal iq is off the charts.
@irandude1655
@irandude1655 3 месяца назад
I love crowd work. Audience are so weird just shouting shit like that. 🤣🤣
@TrevWings
@TrevWings Год назад
The glue factory jokes always get me lmao
@NewtonSparetire
@NewtonSparetire Год назад
Shadow is a hard-core name.
@HighHolyOne
@HighHolyOne Год назад
The horse woke up to find a man head in its bed.
@haleydoe644
@haleydoe644 Год назад
Underrated comment.
@straivalist8281
@straivalist8281 Год назад
This guy needs a big show. He is by far my favorite comedian out there right now
@VegasProfileStories
@VegasProfileStories Год назад
I can’t get enough of your sense of humor bro!! By far my favorite! Thanks for the laughs man. It’s therapeutic af
@ghostdogzx-1474
@ghostdogzx-1474 8 месяцев назад
To think he’s doing all of this ad-lab. This dude amazing!
@microtransactor6732
@microtransactor6732 Год назад
Quickly becoming one of my favourite stand-up comedians! Really funny stuff. The real shocker here is that gaming is so big now that a room full of adults actually gets video game references...and finds them funny!
@iceswallow7717
@iceswallow7717 Год назад
he’s my fav stand up honestly second to none
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 Год назад
Were you laboring under the delusion that only you and your friends are aware of video games until now?
@dannymoontattoos
@dannymoontattoos Год назад
@@kingayy9267 bro get some 🐱
@rticle15
@rticle15 Год назад
Video game systems came out forty years ago. Lots of adults grew up with xboxes, etc.
@kbanghart
@kbanghart Год назад
​@@dannymoontattoosI have some extra ones to give out
@mohammedredwan8451
@mohammedredwan8451 Год назад
Bro you are so fucking funny 😂😂😂
@EddieMerino
@EddieMerino Год назад
haha, "the 50 cent of Horses!"
@kinkokalikid
@kinkokalikid Год назад
you can find me in the club..clop clop clop clop🤣
@Minyadagniriel
@Minyadagniriel Год назад
Sent this to my horse loving friend in Wales XD
@Hoodratstuff15
@Hoodratstuff15 9 месяцев назад
I can't stop watching these videos. The comedy is gold and the crowd work is incredible!!!
@mrssmith1691
@mrssmith1691 Год назад
This kid is amazing, cannot wait to follow his career through the years.
@ramirospinelli6453
@ramirospinelli6453 Год назад
I love how he just explodes after hearing the horse got shot hahahahha
@Shiroiyoru743
@Shiroiyoru743 Год назад
"thanks for bringing all those red dead redemption characters" hhahah
@HDSAce
@HDSAce Год назад
Was awesome hearing you on YKWD, you're gonna blow up man
@likelemmyidabasest3882
@likelemmyidabasest3882 Год назад
Dude IS blowing up, had 19k subs when I subbed, not that long ago really.
@slavadenisov1926
@slavadenisov1926 Год назад
Damn, I just love randomly stumble onto a new awesome comedian on RU-vid. Gonna be waiting for that special
@MisterVyle
@MisterVyle Год назад
this guy is genuinely funnier than anything on netflix/hulu etc.
@marklar51423
@marklar51423 Год назад
You don't watch much of anything, do you? No shame in that, but Bill Burr will crush this guy in a heartbeat. Jim Norton... Patrice O'Neal (rip)... Louis CK... Santino... List... Hinchcliffe... Chapelle Lacy... Theo Von... I'll give this guy credit, for sure. He's funny... but so far it seems he gets material from the crowd and instead of telling funny stories, he just makes fun of people and makes funny references. I'll be listening to more of this guy... any suggestions?
@superdopehiphop
@superdopehiphop Год назад
@@marklar51423not naming Brian Regan or Sebastian Maniscalco (who at their best the last 20 years def 2 of the best) is suspect. Agree on Chappelle CK Burr O’Neal though.
@marklar51423
@marklar51423 Год назад
@@superdopehiphop can't remember them all... I enjoy them as well!
@reldrago
@reldrago Год назад
"Find me in the club "click click click click"" i've never laughed that hard at anything
@JS-zm7cs
@JS-zm7cs 8 месяцев назад
The improv of this guy? Why am I just now discovering him??? He should have his own Netflix special.
@MoluskToeCheese
@MoluskToeCheese Год назад
Lol damn dude youre smooth af with the words
@sambocap
@sambocap Год назад
This has gotta be one of the funniest horse stories I have ever heard. Shit this video deserves wayyyy more views. Love your stuff Mr. Bond!
@nickshamas
@nickshamas 11 месяцев назад
The comments sections of Troy's videos are like after parties for his shows, some good shit in here 😂❤
@supiferous9739
@supiferous9739 Год назад
Dude your flow is legendary. I love the tangents.
@VittoIB
@VittoIB 11 месяцев назад
Troy Bond is quickly becoming my new favorite comic.
@CurrySplice
@CurrySplice Год назад
How much you wanna bet... this guy is going to blow up even more than he is right now. Because I'm pretty sure in the NY comedy scene he's booking like crazy. 6-7 mos he's gonna be big.
@davidwas77
@davidwas77 Год назад
I don't think he realized the irony of him saying a horse lived in South Philly 💀
@Danongorf
@Danongorf Год назад
Incredible flow. Love your humor!
@7oclockOnTheDot
@7oclockOnTheDot 4 месяца назад
😂The whole group of Red Dead Redemption joke was *chef’s kiss* 🤌🏻💋
@maphirotron
@maphirotron Год назад
Troy don't need any script. He just needs an audience :D
@Mad4400
@Mad4400 10 месяцев назад
I am yet to see him actually tell a joke. All I've seen is audience responses being transformed into "bits" on the fly, and watched hecklers get their asses back to them after he has dissected them with surgical precision. If this is the level of entertainment he can create at a moment's notice, I look forward to seeing something he's previously prepared.
@butchmcporksaw
@butchmcporksaw Год назад
If horses were carnivores there would be no other animals
@tbuckley2031
@tbuckley2031 Год назад
One idiom or phrase or whatever that makes your realize how much we underestimate them “Horsepower”
@dirtballmcnasty3582
@dirtballmcnasty3582 Год назад
Shot me in the throat Pocket fulla oats 😅😅😅😅
@MrSForbes83
@MrSForbes83 8 месяцев назад
This guy is the next best gift to comedy ever! I cant wait to see him live and I hope he picks on me 😛this guys a riot.
@chadmichael8021
@chadmichael8021 Год назад
God, $28 to see this guy. I'd love to live in a place where this is possible, instead of the minimum $150NZ to see a decent comedian.
@Nitaa__
@Nitaa__ Год назад
Crowd at Flappers Burbank waiting for you: 👁️👄👁️ Crowd realizing you weren’t gonna make it/spot was shutting down for the night: 💔 Hope to see ya live some day soon!
@call-of-thanos3364
@call-of-thanos3364 10 месяцев назад
Fuckin “Red Dead Redemption characters” lol
@davidf6567
@davidf6567 Год назад
I hope RU-vid or Netflix gives you a special dude is hilarious
@theyetti8811
@theyetti8811 Год назад
How dose you tube give specials?
@sentinel171
@sentinel171 Год назад
*...pocket full of oats...*
@zackw.9793
@zackw.9793 Год назад
Loved this show Troy. You killed it. Def come back to Philly soon!!
@emc555
@emc555 Год назад
I'm dying at the 50 cent part... insane how quick with it you are!
@stayawayunited3744
@stayawayunited3744 11 месяцев назад
Thanks for what you do. This dude makes me feel like I’m back hanging out with my friends while the funniest one keeps everyone else rollin.
@MrThankeesai
@MrThankeesai Год назад
kamala harris sent me
@noteworthyinsignificance
@noteworthyinsignificance Год назад
Sent you where?
@3Canibus
@3Canibus 6 месяцев назад
Dude I am fuggin laughin so hard my throat hurts. There's a good set up to get roasted but it's true. I'm rollin this shit is so fuckin funny.
@xthe.angels.h0rnsx582
@xthe.angels.h0rnsx582 Год назад
There's something about seeing comedians laugh their asses off Its like giving a depressed child some ice cream and watching him smile for the first time in a while
@boze-montana22
@boze-montana22 Год назад
I knew he was gonna say 50 Cent after she said the horse was still alive😂😂😂😂
@laney7929
@laney7929 Год назад
Horse girl Torey punching the air right now
@maceh8907
@maceh8907 Год назад
His jokes are so funny my legs shake when I laugh
@morgen3369
@morgen3369 Год назад
"ma'am thank you for raising this whole group of... red dead redemption characters" xD his improv skills are through the roof.
@johncool1
@johncool1 10 месяцев назад
He treats all his patrons like water..he flow with every persons plight or way of life and then he turns the water tap on full blast then he slows it to a snails pace..he has an energetic flow in his comedy which makes troy so special.
@PCGamesAndTek
@PCGamesAndTek Год назад
This is a master class in crowd work.
@lunnie1648
@lunnie1648 Год назад
im pretty sure i was searching for hot dominican lesbians on the other site, idk how got here... but im glad i did, this guy is really funny. keep up with the good work man
@aliengranpa
@aliengranpa Год назад
What's your horse's name? Shadow.😂😂😂😂 Fucking perfect!
@ranxceroxcallixte9262
@ranxceroxcallixte9262 Год назад
To be able to come up w/ those responses on the spot was Cool to see. Damn youz sharp. 😆
@joey_dice4508
@joey_dice4508 Год назад
ill be honest i beat him on the 50 cent one, only because someone waas telling me about how they got shot 4 times today and lived lol. but for real he has the best crowd work ive ever seen.
@johnschroeder548
@johnschroeder548 10 месяцев назад
This is some of the best crowd work I’ve seen in years. I love it when he realizes he’s gone too far, it doesn’t happen often but I think it shows she genuinely letting his thoughts flow for the audience
@jacketyt6992
@jacketyt6992 Год назад
This is genuinely one of the funniest bits I've ever seen. Brother, I am crying laughing rn.
@HawSnowwhite
@HawSnowwhite Год назад
I picture Troy getting stalked by a horse in the future. He'll just be walking down the dark street,late at night and hear,clop,clop,clop,clop,behind him. Whirling around to look behind him,he sees...nothing. Shrugs it off,keeps walking,clop,clop,clop,close behind him again. Scared,he sees,nothing...now panicking,he yells out, "Shadow is that you?" Silence.....only the Shadow knows!!!MuuuuuHaaaahaaaa!
@Shade.85
@Shade.85 Год назад
That race-ist horse probably had it coming 😂
@gypsyjengypsydogs9320
@gypsyjengypsydogs9320 Год назад
The average age of a horse is 25 provided they don't get shot. In case y'all are wondering.
@Nigelrathbone1
@Nigelrathbone1 Год назад
Troy's best material comes from crowd interaction
@negadoge
@negadoge Год назад
I love this guy... there needs to be more.
@simonsan5271
@simonsan5271 8 месяцев назад
Thetes a good chance there will be since he does that for a living...
@JakeAdkinsOfficial
@JakeAdkinsOfficial 10 месяцев назад
Martha- i love you- stewart- love it. 😂
@clintonswaim
@clintonswaim 7 месяцев назад
As my grandpappy used to say, “Constantly screaming and bullying your audience is comedy!”
@joey_dice4508
@joey_dice4508 Год назад
dude you have the best crowd work ive ever seen. props man holy shit. so fucking funny.
@diversemusic1043
@diversemusic1043 11 месяцев назад
...." I'm about to kills 5 horses in this next joke " !!!! LOLOLL!!! and she say's her horse was shot in the face..!!! LOL !!! ..... love the content man , your awesome !!!!!
@Userbot444
@Userbot444 Год назад
This happens at all his shows. I think they are planed placed audience members to heckle for laughs. Its still hilarious though and very well executed!
@Faustvonholle
@Faustvonholle Год назад
Goddamn that was some top notch crowd work
@mackieincsouthsea
@mackieincsouthsea Год назад
Troy funny as hell, in the weirdest way I find him like a mix of chapelle and fuckin jerma 😅
@awabooks9886
@awabooks9886 Месяц назад
"50 Cent in the club... Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop" 😅
@Tech-bv9oj
@Tech-bv9oj 11 месяцев назад
The best part, "but I still don't fuck with horses" lol
@cerealhit555
@cerealhit555 Год назад
I'm not into stand up usually but man, this guy is hilarious
@joecorleone216
@joecorleone216 Год назад
Troy got me dead AF😂😂😂☠️☠️
@Blaine10024
@Blaine10024 Год назад
"Your horse is the 50 cent of horses." - I almost peed myself LOL
@roodleypoodleydoodley
@roodleypoodleydoodley 8 месяцев назад
"thank you mom for raising this group of.. red dead redemption characters" 😂😂😂
@catherineflanagan1587
@catherineflanagan1587 11 месяцев назад
Iv never laughed so mutch in my life .need cheering up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gid519
@gid519 7 месяцев назад
And we still know why he don't like horses. The amazing turn that shit took.
@forrest9881
@forrest9881 Год назад
Not the gaggle of RDR characters 💀💀💀
@forrest9881
@forrest9881 Год назад
Can’t wait for you to get to Denver at some point !
@GarrettsGear
@GarrettsGear Год назад
This shit is incredible
@vincentshanks4251
@vincentshanks4251 Год назад
this is really fucking good man damn
@BederikStorm
@BederikStorm Год назад
That song was fire. With horse noises just on point
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