this is fucked up Support me here (if you really want to) - ko-fi.com/cheltie Follow me on Twitter - / cheltie_ Originally Streamed on April 18th, 2021 #Jerma985 #StreamHighlights #Cheltie
i love how when asked what time he was born his #1 most pressing concern was that with this information people would go back in time and prevent him from being born, rather than it just being an intrusive and weird question
Plot twist: he's so paranoid he invents time travel, goes back to guard his mom the day he's supposed to be born, distracts the doctor and causes his baby self to be thrown into the trash compactor.
There was context to why they asked, actually. The sims assigns a astrological symbol to your sim depending on their characteristics and Jerma was talking about how he didn’t completely agree with his sign (Virgo) so some people in chat asked what time he was born so they could determine what his ruling planet was or something. Still kinda weird question but not without reason.
I think the most tragic part is Jerma's desperate pleas for her to go to her happy place. Almost as if he's an imaginary friend she made up since her only actual friends were dogs.
This stream really was just 'living in poverty' simulator. There's no money, there's no furniture, everything breaks down daily, they're not married, the dad is a schizophrenic who dies in a home fire, wild animals control the backyard, there's no lights, the kid has no friends and has developed a coping mechanism, people are just robbing them in broad daylight, everything's covered in thin layer of water and the mom has to work every single day just to pay for food. Truly, a modern day documentary on our most vulnerable members of society.
@@aturchomicz821before anyone calls you commie I want to point out that will wright was literally inspired by the experience of recovering from a housefire in a capitalist society when he came up with the idea for this game
jerma thinking someone wants to know his time of birth so they can go back in time and kill him as a baby instead of just wanting it for some astrology shit is so in character
on that long ass fictional character quiz, Michael Office was in the top 10 of his results... idk jack diddly about the office but im glad that the results of the quiz were seemingly accurate lmao
Imagine a roaring fire in your kitchen that causes your husband to burn to death and then when the Grim Reaper spontaneously arrives to come and claim his soul he catches on fire too
jerma telling Caramel to go to her happy place has the same energy as him going "English? uh....HEAVEN" to the dying fish fella in the seaman stream ;'-(
Imagine watching a generic sitcom in the background and it's just a family living in squalor and they keep peeing on the floor and breaking the cheap appliances and the dad burns to death halfway through season 1 and no one ever acknowledges it
@@rane3522 It kinda was apart of Hot Girl from season 1: Michael has to buy a coffee maker for the best salesperson but ends up using it himself. Honestly, Jerma's character would make a funny rendition to Scott's Tots; like he would literally do the whole joking "Sorry kids, I never had the money for your college expenses" and everyone would laugh, and then he would add "but no, seriously I don't have the money".
Jerma: my medical condition, I can't laugh a lot because it causes pain. Also Jerma: time to play a game from a series that has brought me minutes long bouts of uncontrollable laughter in the past. This is gonna be tight!😆😆
This man's near suicidal dedication to top tier comedy content is almost enough to make me forget that he once puked an entire sleeve of oreos into his mom's bed.
@@HomekittyL2 I swear that I will never again be distracted from the REALITY SHAKING TRUTH that Jerma985 threw up an entire sleeve of oreos onto his mom's bed
I'm not diminishing Jeremy's talent when I say this, but him being able to play off what chat says is what makes his content so damn funny. The people in the chat always have something hilarious to say, and they bounce off each other effortlessly like two friends chatting.
Your profile pic just reminded me: “Hey guys it’s me, just wanted to remind you never to give up on- OMIKRON -...Like even if you really want to just, like, don’t mm...”
The zerk off room has to be just a 8ft by fft square room with a leather armchair in the middle, with white walls, tile flooring, and a 2x2 skylight, with no lighting available.
Bro the shit about the break rooms at work is so spot on because at the place I used to work at there were all these appliances that would be useful and make working there suck a little bit less (like a microwave, vending machine, etc.) but literally EVERYTHING IS BROKEN and the only thing that works is the fridge which I can’t use because there is no space in there since it’s like a slightly big mini fridge. It felt like they just hated us because they have those things there to trick you into thinking it’s a good break room
It started out as a sitcom family but quickly escalated to depressing drama with two parents that aren't even together and a child that goes to their happy place with the season finale being her mother dying in a fire like her father did. Truly a work of art by Jerma.
Egotistical streamer puts hundreds of artists on payroll to make "fan" art of him, then has to lay them off due to crippling gambling debt In seriousness though, I hope Jerma doesn't get too down on himself about not being able to show as much brb art, we all wish him the best health-wise
Apparently Jerma cannot adopt caramel. BUT...I just hope he at least let's child protective services take here to a safe place instead of letting her suffer there. Poor her.
@@pringlescan9174 She then went AWOL during the Gulf War after killing her commanding officer during an episode of PTSD brought on by her traumatic childhood and military career and managed to board a cargo train to Siberia where she now finds refuge among the wilderness with the skunks.
@@F0X_H0UND She has become a deadly assasin, eliminating all kinds of targets if the price is right. Death does not faze her anymore. She was molded into a PSYCHO.
I would always build Peewee's Playhouse on this lot. it would be a lot with all the weird items and a prison hidden in the back, in the lower left corner down the hill I'd put a tree that was called the giving tree.
25:28 Honestly, with how much of a disaster this scenario turned out to be, I wouldn't be surprised if he had some mod that makes Sims act dumb as hell and forgot to turn it off
cheltie out here doing the lords work, i always end up missing the last hours of the streams (and i am actually very pleasantly surprised you kept the zack and wiki bit in the beggining cuz i was the one who suggested he play it, though i doubt he'll ever actually try it lol)
I joined the stream last night and the audio was playing twice with a 1 second delay which I though was a bit for 10 minutes but then realised I had the stream open on discord aswell lmao
Jerma: "Why the sink (in the kitchen) keep leaking? I'm deleting this shit idc." [His Sims began using the sink in the bathroom to clean the plate." Jerma: "Why you guys cleaning plate in the bathroom? Get out!" I cannot fathom how his brain work. Truly an enigma of some kind.
The tale of Caramel Sweets genuinely plays out like a Neil Gaiman book, and I'm not just talking about the obvious parallels to Coraline. A young girl born into a family who, despite being poor, loves each other. Slowly, one by one, her parents die, each to the same method. One day, after grieving her father's death, she finds a portal to a magical circus world where all of her dreams are true. After her mother dies, she is left alone in her house, surrounded by the ashes of her belongings and her loved ones, slowly succumbing to loneliness. The only difference is that Neil Gaiman books involving children usually have happy endings.
