"Hoo boy I'm thirsty" *phases through windshield and pulls out engine from frame and attempts to drink oil straight from tank all while car is still moving*
type of -warts- blisters that I got over the years: blisters full of "water" transparent liquid under the skin - from concussion with a percussion instrument (firework) hot oil blisters: small solid yellow rised pores that scream at you "hey look im permanent", but you realize that its from months earlier when you used a hot oil pan without using gloves and the cover as a shield. (a hot oil burn, but only affecting that ONE PORE) burn blisters - (dry or wet) from trying to get the cookies out of the oven too fast, and only briefly hitting the iron sitting at 450F, luckily it was against bone, there was no liquid to be drawn, so it was only a dry wound.
This is Jerma in his prime, a game that doesn't have story or dialogue that he can just play while talking to chat, and every once in a while something happens in game he can react to. Classic
@@gordonf5553 no not really, minecraft doesnt have a set, singular goal to achieve - thats key to the best jerma stuff. plus, anything interesting you rlly want in minecraft you have to work hard to get or build yourself, rather than doing a simple task while doing a bit and then it just happens and then it works for the bit
"Patroling the Mojave waste lanf makes you wish for a nuclear winter" Breaking news crazy man who think hes talking to a chat (part of a fased out service called twitch). Had taken down the entirety of legion troops due to the fact he needed to gamble at the casinos found at the strip.
I love how tense 10:39 was with Jerma immediately dropping everything and getting in the car, and then he just backs up and accidentally runs over the monster lmao
Poor streamer gets stuck in toilet for hours once again, gets warts, gambles life away, breaks all bones in his body, all after his 35th birthday, really going down hill from here folks.
25:01 you left out the part where he got out of the car, walked around it once, tore off his car door, put it back on, opened it, then sat down in the car, and said “why did I get back in the car???”
40:15 i want this animated, i want jerma to be portrayed as a deranged maniac who kidnapped a random child off the street and calls him son, and i want it done now
This is the real reason why jerma always used to be late to streams. "Sorry guys I tried to fill up my car with 40% gas 40% diesel and 20% milk and got stranded at the gas station again."
I’m convinced this was the stream where he finally lost his mind. The hot sun of the Nevada desert numbed his last working brain cells and to help himself feel better started talking to his “son” in the back of the car which all along was the remaining but dwindling sanity of the man which he once was
the ufo is legitimately one of the scariest things to happen in a game imo when it's nearby, your car turns off and you can't start it, the radio goes silent and then you hear it passing overhead and once it's gone, you can get back to driving
I feel like Jerma crashing his car into a pole in the middle of the desert after looking in the rear-view mirror would be a scene in a 90s road trip comedy.
I'm actually impressed by this game. On the technical side, it's a kind of a piece of shit; but on the narrative/uniqueness side, it's pretty interesting
With some polish it would still be janky but it would definitely be kinda fun. Honestly the biggest problem in my eyes is the cars not stopping on their own. If the dev fixed that, added a bit more polish, maybe some more dangers to contend with, it would be on the level of signal simulator were its janky but it works enough to be fun.
@@spaghettivase4808 yeah My Summer Car but *only* driving and when starting a new game you don't need to rebuild the car or wait for it. Also no money gaining, no computers, no NPCs, just a big road and a desert.
@@gold_spin1639 I don’t hermano put them in park a thats most like 1/2 of the issue. I still agree with you though, a human body shouldn’t be able to push a 1ton car by simply grazing the front bumper
Yes, I watched Dazza's vod of this already. Yes, I have already laughed my ass off at 13:44 multiple times. Am I going to watch this whole thing again on 2ndJerma and laugh just as hard as I did before? *Damn right I am.*
I really love how these videos are getting longer. I feel like 40-70 minutes is the perfect amount of time for the average Jerma stream to be compiled into a singular video. I suppose it does depend on the stream though but this was a banger
my first time playing I spent atleast an hour in the house cleaning and learning basic mechanics and them walked outside at night, saw the ufo fly by and heard multiple screeches and went back inside. took me 2 hours after that to figure out how to drive in manual. 10/10 game of the year material.
I think I’ve watched this Jerma video maybe 10 times at this point. Everything from the gamer wart, to him fighting with the scooter and the drinking gas gag is unbelievably funny. Probably one of his best streams
This has been the worst video to eat my mac and cheese to. I start it and he's talking about warts then the game makes a bunch of puke and fart noises. I'll have to come back to this one in a minute.
I'd like to see this as a movie. I'm imagining it'd be like 127 Hours, but instead of being trapped under a rock, it's just a guy driving through an endless desert
I love these long-edit style videos, where you really get to *FEEL* the slow decent into madness. But how much lower can he go amirite fellas? ha ha because he’s so short! *laughter*
I actually cannot believe that this video is over a year old now, it feels like it was put out two months ago. Jesus christ this pandemic has fucked my internal clock.
Ah, the short lived gamer wart arc. Integral for understanding the yips and hollers from the Jeremiah985 specimen as it bursts out in emotional turmoil when said wart is too stressed
