TRAINING ARC 

They’ve decided to fight off the loan sharks instead

I should really work out more than once a year...

i can't believe they had axel and hakka just record themselves bark and squawk for this. truly amazing

- Most of Tempus: *Jacked Anime Husbandos* - Hakka & Axel: *Literal birb & doggo*

Shinri getting irritated by someone being immediately good at something that took you years to master was a whole mood.

I love how Vesper decided to give up after seeing Shinri destroy a tree OMG that ending, the Grimace Shake came out

Vesper extending his face to grab the bow is going to give me nightmares. Also this was so visually cool and super funny

We NEED more bird Hakka telling us to subscribe in Spanish

1:52 Vesper's face going extendo caught me off guard

I can't believe no one is commenting on the sheer poetry of throwing Bettel into a pile of tomatoes.

Altare trying to have an intimidating drill sergeant voice is adorable

I cannot with Axel and Hakka part!! The way they enjoyed eating their meal at the end while Magni enjoying the view (misery of others)

Is very funny how the most competent of TEMPUS are "the pets."

Man this channel is actually a content goldmine, more people need to see these animations

Wait wait wait... THE Harutimu_415 is this episode's animator!? The comedic mad lad that has made some of the most cinematically hilarious Hololive animations out there!? A person who can match the chaotic energies of the Tempus boys!? *LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!* Edit: Vesper's, Axel's, and Hakka's training montages... Bruh 🤣

Man, those ring fit streams and animal crackers really did wonders for Bettel. Might need to get on that workout regimen 🤔

This one is my favorite so far. Vespers face stretch almost killed me XD

After all those ring fit streams he's finally Gabs Buffel

This is no longer just a skit, this is a masterpiece

just goes to show you dont have to high fps your animation when youre so good at storyboarding that you can have a ton of expressiveness with very few frames if you know what youre doing, masterful animation work

I love these pairings, they fit perfectly. Altare and Flayon, Shinri and Vesper, Bettel and Magni, and the animals (Hakka and Axel). 😂

Garlic Bread better be the strongest human in existence when this is over

For the record, Vesper's face stretching out to grab the bow and that chomping noise he makes while doing so makes me wheeze, 12/10

THEYRE ON THEIR TRAINING ARC.. YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE GOOD

I was lowkey expecting Vesper to use his spear as an arrow to assert dominance, the axel and hakka part killed me

Magni and Bettels part was so babygirl

Homie really said "why the long face" as he grabbed the bow and shot the three apples.

This hit really hard now...

El final con Hakka me traji una tonelada de recuerdos y nostalgia, me recordo cuando era chico y salia de la escuela todo apurado a ver el capitulo nuevo de "Vete a la Versh"

Axel and Hakka were surely a ninja, they were doing a Transformation Jutsu 😂😂

Some nutty summaries from me about this epic Tempus animation brought to life with Harutimu's help: Altare - Team Snake Bite Member Flayon - Studio Trigger Stormtrooper Shinri - Bullied Shounen Anime Mentor Vesper - OP Anime Protagonist at Low Power Mode Bettel - FINALLY, HE USES HIS WHIP! Dez - MAG Axel - Axel Hakka - Hakka Also, nice Magmite Prime cameo and Spanish plug at the end there.

TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 Start 0:04 Guild Meeting Time 0:41 TEMPUS TRAINING ARC! 0:50 Altare + Flayon Shooting Practice 1:25 Shinri + Vesper Archery Practice 2:10 Bettel + Magni Punching Practice 2:47 Axel + Hakka Mauling Practice 2:59 Tempus vs. Mag.02 Training Course 3:41 Goal! (+Feeding time) 3:59 Closing words by Hakka This whole animation is hilarious! 😆 (+Mixed parodies of shounen series from One Piece, the DBZ, JoJo, & Gurren Lagann) Seems everyone had fun doing the voice acting too. Looking forward for next animation!

Okay, this is going to be epic

It's not going to feel the same anymore...

Como latino, si Hakka despide en español todos los episodios yo me doy por satisfecho ❤️✨

Hakka and Axel as animals are so cute! I freaking love it!

Hire this dude again. The style is fantastic. I think the only real improvement needed would be someone to clean up the audio better.

I pour one out for my Magmite brethren who were very much hurt during the making of this video o7

1:03 Visual representation of Flayon Malding

I swear to god Holostars EN is a fever dream full of episodic shut post or top tier comedy

I know just a the word to describe this clip Perfection

This one might be my favorite so far. It perfectly captures what I imagine the guild shenanigans would look like. 1000% loving and looking forward to every animation!

That was the most intense training arc I’ve seen LOL Thank you for the beautiful animation! 💙💜🧡🖤💖❤️💟💛

😭 this is amazing! The "plot" is so silly and Axel and Hakka look so cute and the artsyle's so cool and Vesper and Shinri are so :D in the "Guild Tempus!" frame it's perfect! (And Bae's old ending music at the end caught me off guard lol) Everyone did so well VA-ing! Thank you (´∀`)❤

Axel and Hakka just being a dog and a bird sent me

Probably the best one yet! Phenomenal animation that manages to be both epic and hilarious! I also loved that Hakka pulled out his spanish at the end!

I remembered watching this clip like so many times. i lost the count. it's so funny and i just can't help but smile and laugh like crazy over it, i wish i could get those smile back soon.

Harutimu u mad genius, this was AMAZING! Also props to everyone's VOs, this was hilarious!

Gonna miss Magni and Vesper

The end bit with Hakka got me.

My god, I could not stop smiling this entire episode because it was so entertaining to watch. What really caught me off guard was Axel and Hakka's segment, they really showed who was boss. I did not expect that Harutimu would animate one of these episodes, but it looked fantastic, very cool. Also, great music choice at the end there.

Can't believe HakkaBirb and AxelDog are more crack than the rest of the guild, they finish the course before the other 3:42

Keeping this in mind when 3rd Gen Debuts

YES!!! The Shinri/Vesper section was THE BEST!!! Love to have Dad and Gramps together. 💛🖤💛🖤

2:48 Axel: rejecc hoomanity, return to doggo Hakka: **literally turns into Ozvaldo**

Harutimu is animating this episode!?! Let's goooo! One of my favorite holo-animators!!!!

Hakka haciendo el outro es algo muy adorable 😭😭

They should really have jp subs on this, I want his senpais to know them more and their shenanigans

This was incredible and hilarious! I can't believe we.. actually got axel to bark willingly and not at kobo hime's command... amazing. Thanks for your hard work and gorgeous animation harutimu!

1:58 this... this is waht peak performance looks like. i stan shinri's battlecry

Can't believe they all got grimace shake'd at the end

I need more Hakka bird voice in my life

I'll be missed this😢

Damn, animation by Harutimu? This gonna be fire 🗣️🔥

This is amazing. I especially like Vespers face elongating to eat the bow. Based on Vespers 2.0, the training really paid off.

3:47 HOLY MAGMITE PRIME, they actually used the magni lore from his 1.5 debut

1:54 is the greatest thing I have witnessed to date

Spotting the different shounen anime references from the poses alone is so fun.

THE VESPEAR IS CANON LET'S GOOOOOOOO

I like even offical channel is approving Vesper's spear LMAO

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ENDING. VAMOS HAKKAA

I love how Magni's equivalent of "ora ora ora" is "magu magu magu"

I knew i would love it but i didnt know i would love it this much. Harutimu really has the exact same humor as I do. I hope he makes it big ASAP! XD

I love those scenes bumps omg, feels like a legit gag anime series. Awesome animation and voice work all around.

This is absolute comedy gold and the Trigger like animation is amazing. You guys are crushing it. 🤣👏👏👏👏

This is actually goated. The Stars animations are SO GOOD. I'm impressed.

Trigger at home, but it's something I actually enjoyed at home

Shinri's growl tskr 🙏

Shinri going full power was an experience

Props to the animators, that was a crazy experience under 5 minutes. Next level animation 😭

I love that they put bae's outro at the end during the chaos XD

Im loving this Gainax/Trigger inspired animation. Its so silly and fun!

Hakka and Axel being animals brings this video home 😂😂😂

All the different art styles, jokes, and voice acting have my sides aching from laughing. This is so so good~

3:25 killed me omfg

Note for future recruits joining the tempus guild….it is not easy

The more of these I see the more I love the holostars staff.

Axel and Hakka were cute. They somehow made it to the goal in one piece.

I can't believe Shinri is fucking gone. Reduced to atoms.

Man so much references and memes that how you know it going to be the best plus I like the thumbnails it reminded me of Hakari the restless gambler in JUJUTSU KAISEN, CHAPTER 187

I love how Flay uses Lasers/Energy Weapons instead of Bullets

Harutimu the legend!!! Everything was so cool! I admit I had a soft spot for those Gurren Lagann inspired eye catchers! :) The JoJo art was awesome as well.

2:14 the way magni broke his dang hand on the dummy XD

Here's subtitles if anyone needs it. Altare: guild meeting time! State your name, pilot/private! Flayon: it's Machina X Flayon, sir! Altare: well, stand up straight crayon! Flayon: it's Flayon...... What is this... easy (?) Altare: if we're going to be a top guild, we need strength, charisma, and wit-! What do you think you are, being taller than me? Vesper: noir vesper of the adventurer guild Tempus, sir! Altare: and what do you think you're doing? Bettel: chicken strips, sir! Would you like one? Altare: if you don't want to end up like this, then get training!!!! Altare: look down the sight (?)... Now it's your turn! Flayon: easy! Wha.... Altare: here, watch and learn! Flayon: ahhh!!! Get this!!! (?) R-Trus!!!!! Flayon and Altare: Guild Tempus Shinri: pull the string back, rest it gently on your chin.. and release it like a slow stream... Don't worry if you don't get it on your first try. Vesper: that was exquisite. May I take a shot? Shinri: sure thing Vesper: let's see here... Shinri: alrighty then. With years of mastery and physique in mind.. only then can you rest- Vesper: ha, look at that! I think I'm getting the hang of this! Vesper: ...I think I'll practice with my spear. Vesper and Shinri: Guild Tempus! Bettel: Heya! Magni: I got this. Bettel: let's try this! Magni: looks like our 100% isn't enough huh. Bettel: that means.... Magni: that's right. A 120%!!!! The culmination of my Alchemy are cracked into these fists! Eat this!! Magu magu magu!!! Bettel and Magni: guild Tempus! Axel and Hakka: barking and cawing. Axel and Hakka: guild Tempus! Magni: This is the most dangerous training course in Elysium. Time to test your metal, boys. Altare: we'll do fine. Right guys? Everyone: bring it on! Axel and Hakka: cawing and barking. Magni: then what are we waiting for? Altare: flayon. vesper. Shinri. Magni. Better. Axel. Hakka. We have come so far. The top guild is not just a dream anymore. Our adventures will never stop-! Everyone: altare!!! Magni: how the mighty fall, ha. Everyone: AHHH Magni: HAHAHAHA. End scene.

The Guild knew if Axel and Hakka had opposable thumbs and no treat to distract them in this short that they would make quick work of Magni’s robot lol

But did Vesper ever practice with his spear?

Ok, i burst out laughing at the shinri and vesper skit.

I love that Flay is the Stormtrooper of Guild Tempus.

Efectivamente hermanos, es cine 👌🚬

>Hakka pide like, subscripción y compartir I sleep >En *Español* A LA ORDEN JEFE o7