" Ma'am, have you ever heard about the Shish-ka-bot Nine thousand? Lemme show you it's features. One might think that this home defense droid is old fasioned because it uses melee weapons, but it's got some of the most durable ablative armor you'll ever see. The combat style pyrotechnic grapple pincers not only are made with tungsten carbide S-10 alloy steel, but they're cera coated for maximum heat resistance for when the blades go full burning drill mode. This model slices. It dices. It barbecues, grills, makes julien cut fries, and then serves your would be attackers up with a shot of whiskey. It's so mobile and fleet of foot that some people call it, dare I say... blazing fast. You got giant, radioactive mutant arthropods around your property? Nah. Not after you loose the shish-ka-bot. So what's it gonna be? Cash or caps?"
"We have a customer satisfaction rating of over ninety percent." I'm impressed. I don't think *any* company in Fallout can say that. 😅 This was excellent. Thanks for the audio, Nymph. And thanks to Lupus for the awesome voice of Uncle Vinny.
