That’s funny. My nan Mary refused to have a toilet inside for many years (thought it was dirty). I used to hate going to the outhouse at night with the spiders etc. I was really cranky with her when I was five and told her. ״You’re doing to die one day and people will plant flowers on your grave and guess what I am going to do? ״ “What?” she asked. “I’m going to dance all over them!!” She never let me live it down. 😅
