"Travis' Onions" -MBMBAM Animatic 

Off to college i think

@@Drchef4ever No, according to Travis, "You were THERE!"

@@Drchef4ever Justin is I think 3 years older than Travis. I don't think Travis was selling onions when he was older than 14 so he probably wasn't old enough for college yet.

@@Drchef4ever at 2:15 griffin points out that he _"shared a bedroom with travis during these trying times"_ - i'm pretty sure they got their own rooms once justin was out of the house, especially because they were old enough to really *need* their own space by the time justin went to college 😹 (because of when his birthday falls, juice almost certainly started a few months before he turned 19, august 1999... and at that point griff was ~12 ¼ and travis was ~15 ¾)

Cause he’s the eldest 😈

truly Peak Trav

Thank Travis for Travis

Ye

Alas another homestuck

Thanks Eridan

Is that not how your childhood is?

It’s a very “older sibling to middle sibling” moment lmao

Oh the Kevin Kline incident 😂 What a bunch of silly rascals

Huntington isn’t that small. The town I went to jr high and high school had a graduating class in 2004 of 89 in a town of 7,000. That’s small (not the smallest) and there were many people I’d didn’t know by name or reputations

​@@deltaloraineyou know the core group that comes to the house but the rest of their lives are a mystery lol

Classic Juice

i did? at least i thought i did haha, the only parts i cut were the very beginning where it was just about girl scout cookies the “i thought it was just a bit” part is near the end

@@geothebio I know! I'm very glad you did! I worded my comment poorly. I love it as always. 🙂

well the mcelroy brothers did grow up in the 80s/90s haha

as someone from Virginia who grew up in the 2000s, the second you're in rural area these things just happen no matter the era

Travis has 120 boxes of onions. If Travis delivers 1/3rd of them... 🤣🤣

just like tony abbott

Don't forget Old Beef!

Old Beef lives rent free in my head

And every time they've talked about Travis' eating habits like he's some kind of world-devourer, but with, Like, Krystal or Olive Garden

Also him eating all the chocolate he was supposed to sell and making his parents pay for it

don't forget hot grapes either

😭

@@geothebio🧅

they're all animated my guy it's a cartoon

I mean onions go in a lot of food, so if you have a big family it could work

Onions also last really really well. I’m a single person who lives alone, and I’ll buy a big ole bag of onions and leave them in the crisper and I’m still using perfectly nice onions from that same bag a month later. They are like… a famously hearty and long lasting vegetable.

Right? Like I love potatoes, more than a healthy person has any right to love potatoes, and I still can't get through a whole bag of potatoes before they start to turn into little vegan hentai monsters.

@@azraelle6232 i feel you. i love pineapples so much. like, eat a whole pineapple for lunch kind of enjoyment. but i would have to turn down a box of my yellow bois if someone offered them because they just can't help but speedrun their way into brown mush.

I like to imagine the whole town just REALLY liked French onion soup

WV ain't even that south bro, it's appalachia that you're calling out

@@Alex-fn2hl that’s why i said southeast states not The South. reading comprehension bud.

@@sarahbearbabygirl he meant it borders states on the northern border, it is not south nor southeast

same, even though i'm thoroughly northeastern (am well and truly a vermont boye), i grew up in a southern baptist church and WOW, some of these stories just Hit Different for me. selling onions is indeed *real* weird, but there's a compilation of them talking church stuff (i have zero recollection of the title tho) and boy oh boy that vid just. summarizes and encapsulates like 90% of my experience with it... as in i've literally sent it to friends to explain the difference between growing up [insert other denomination here] vs southern baptist, and they've mostly responded "hey,,,, what in hecc???" but also understood way better 😹 it's truly a Wild Experience and whenever the good boys talk abt that it really just like.... idk, "makes me feel seen" is not at all the right phrasing, but it's the closest thing that comes to mind? but i think you maybe know what i mean

I sold Yankee Candle candles once for a catholic scout group my mom put me in which I thought was a little weird but onions seem absolutely unhinged

me on a daily basis tbh

i’m crying at this pls 😭

yeah dog! most people sell candy bars!

i was going for Babushka

@@geothebio Babushka is a very common breed of church goer.

Surely it's The "sweeter than an apple" vegetable

@@russell.bishop It is, but Travis is so excited to recount this story that for the first 15 seconds or so he's barely forming words, and Geo captures that essence perfectly on the side of the onion box.

200 dollars for 120 boxes of onions is literally less than two dollars per box. $1.66 recurring per box

@@gl00myharvester not only child labor but practically slave labor at those rates.

50. Pound. Crates. ...of potates. Sold by a children's choir? 🤣

@@DarlingMissDarling yeah, when I was in high school choir

@@kathansen6995 man oh man! I can't imagine the pressure of needing to move so much poundage! Lol I bet the parents just loved that time of the year 🤣

we had to sell tamales for marching band one year and my family ate tamales for six months lmfao

mATTRESSES?!

We just got a flyer last month about my old high school doing that! When did that become a thing?!

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this comment says it was posted a day ago for me and this video was only posted 52 seconds ago this is a new and exciting youtube glitch i’m so happy to have witnessed

"No Potatoes On the Bus" was a school rule they announced every day while it was multi-level marketing school-endorsed potato-selling season

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