Trevor Noah's Snake Story Shows Who the Real Man Is | Netflix Is A Joke 

Mikhaila Reid nobody wanted to see this show

Couldn't agree more😅

Facts, but now I wanna see this sh#tshow

Very well put

nice catch

Snake charmer : closes eyes Snake : "I took that personally" 🤣🤣

At least it wasn't a spitting cobra

What Career😂😂😂😂

Literally! 😭😂😂

Did you not write life because the guy didn’t have one or ......

@@westinjohnson this is a comedy show tho, lighten up dud

As a french guy I did not laugh at that. It's a growing misconception. No idea where it came from. Check the "military history of France" on wikipedia.. "France is the most successful military power in history. " so I love you Trevor, but fuck you for propagating this nonsense

@@Nevenblue y’all just lost the most recent one is all...but you’ve got another opportunity coming up 👍🏼

@@maxphillips299 and which one are you referring to?

@@Nevenblue the upcoming one? China

I totally expected that twist and it was funny

I totally expected that twist and it was funny

Best plot twist😂

Right there with you... The contrast between my expectation and what he delivered had me uncontrollably ROTFL for 5 min. solid!!! Still ROTFL....

Philosefecal

Of course the snake hated life, it was a prisoner, poor snake. Should've used the chance to escape XD

dogggg doggg

😂😂

King cobras are monsters if you look at them in the wild up close with its hood open you would probably die of a heart attack.

........ and then the banker walked in. ;-)

@@dsaasd6300 as a culture black people are traumatized so they are much more likely to be like "ah fuck no" when shit gets real

@@dsaasd6300 if you search "black folks don't ask questions we run (this vid /PAqjAYxyQoI) you will find a video talking about a pastor who started running for no reason as a "game", and the result is what you'd expect, people got up ready to run 😂. There's a stand up video from Cedric as well which is mad funny too.

I mean of course I don't understand why it's a race thing? I'm not fucking with snakes either. Cuz they're snakes.

@@mermaidismyname good luck recovering from your traumatic brain injury.

Soft bigotry of low expectations af.

Oof. When I lived in Southern California, I had some encounters with some pretty big rattlesnakes. I will never forget them. I'm okay with constrictor snakes as long as they've smaller than me, but venomous snakes need a barrier before I'm willing to get close.

The challenge in Africa is that the most common snakes we encounter are also some of the deadliest... so by nature... I hear the word snake in the statement, I'm already on my way..😂

Perfectly?? Are u kidding me?

seif ben chiekh I’m kidding you.

That ain't French. I don't know what it was but it ain't French.

he didn't speak French

Idk what it was but it sounded french to me 😂

it's just a clip, not the whole thing =)

@@Mad9977 yup

But the special, with the longer version of this story, IS only on Netflix ;)

@@netflixisajoke sorry Netflix we have Telegram for your all shows

@@netflixisajoke 😂😂😂👍

The snake said “ awe shiiiit”. Profanity

@@michaeltigrett1793 No shit.

@@MTMF.londonyes shit actually

@@Toe_Fur You reckon?

@@MTMF.london I do indeed.

His humor is not for everyone. I'm always crying when I listen to Tre but my cousin says he's the worst. U have to be a little bright to fully appreciate his humor. He's a genius!

​@@SibusisoHlophe-dp5lq ❤️🤗 I'm so happy finally I found one who thinks like me. Not everyone can understand the depth of his jokes can't them?

@@SibusisoHlophe-dp5lq"U have to be a little bright..." 🤣🤣🤣 Way to throw your cousin under the bus.

@@polycarp9897 it wasn't me who said that. My RU-vid was hacked! 🙄

His humour requires high IQs

Yo it's cobra can strike homey

Can*

😂I would have blamed autocorrect

@@talkaborit3320 lol

r/yourjokebutworse

France wants to know your location

😂😂😂

Funny, but France actually has more military victories than any other country.

me too!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Team Apatow open an history book please

He’s not American.

Trevor is South African 😊

@@tobieeck9676 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you could have at least changed the wording a little. You copied and pasted that right off google. 🤣🤣🤣. I was gearing up to drag out history books and school you but then I thought....why is this response so perfectly detailed and specific. Who would know france had a draw in 10 wars. It's the first thing that came up in a google search OMG! 🤣🤣 okay okay historically as in.... from the dawn of time yes france has won wars but more recently (still a long ass time ago) not so much. The U.S has saved them a couple times. I mean they lost to Germany and Prussia. The indo indochina war and algerian war. I the germans were better equipped for war yes. Napoleon led them right into that one with prussia too. Trying to restore the peoples faith in him I guess.... Algeria won its independence after France LOST that war too. 😂😂😂 I can't believe you copied and pasted the response! 😂😂🤣🤣

@@oprahwilliams8752 bruh I'm not even english so I'm too bored to go into detail, and even so... them frenchies did do a lot of winnin too

@@oprahwilliams8752 and why change wording when there is someone writin so nicely

I laughed. Cause the moment he said 'you lost all your wars', Agincourt popped in my head and I almost choked my water. (I know this is just one war but it's hilarious)Finding out about Agincourt and the Australian Emu wars at the same time was pretty memorable. lol

Oprah Williams I’m not sure if you’re from the US but we owe part our independence to France, I’m not sure if we’d of won the revolution w/o their help. Facts aside, bc in the last 150 yrs when our parents/grandparents/great grandparents etc were alive, they’ve lost their wars. I thought the joke was great. It doesn’t have to be 💯 accurate for me to laugh though. I’m not pedantic over jokes.

Me too

✊🏿✊🏿 .. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That and "Ha hah! Being black saved meeeeee!"

Exactly

Facts😂

Am Indian ( live in a city) but I totally agree with you. Bdw, there are no snakes in Europe, so probably that's why Europeans are casual about snakes.

@@adhirbose9910 thought they had death adders Europe?

@@adhirbose9910 Of course there are snakes in Europe but not as dangerous as in your country or in Australia. Only few species really venomous, which cause very, very rarely a fatal accident among human beings. More casualties with cows in our mainland and it's not a joke lol !

@@rosehill9537 Only "simple" adders, much less dangerous than the death ones.

i repeated that part several times

My favorite

Non pas vraiment, mais elle convainc et convient au public destiné, c'est l'essentiel.

@Soyel get off your high horse, mate

Frrrr lmao it sounds real but surprising isnt

Lol😂😂

Yo! My like added your total to 1k have funn💆🏾‍♂️

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i died being asian didnt prepare me for this

Such an important “like”.

That part was total genius

Same!!

Same!🤣😂🤣 I absolutely L♥️VE this set & Trevor Noah's humor!! He's Straight Up 🔥F🔥I🔥R🔥E🔥!! 🐍🐍Snnnaaaaaakkkkke!🐍🐍 👏😂

He's worth another watching

Me too! 😂😂😂

@dkfca Ah oui? Et le sacre Bleu vous le dites souvent ? Car il me sembles que les anglophones le disent se convaincant que nous vivons toujours au 18 eme siecle! Bordel! Et non il ne parles pas correctement le francais et surtout c est quoi cet accent de merde?

CELINE KARTER :en quoi le courage rentre en considération lorsque l 'on parle d 'accent. Nous avons tous un accent, si vous étiez au fait du développement du language chez les humains même malentendants ou sourds vous sauriez que l accent s'acquiert lors de l apprentissage du langage. Il n y a rien de courageux c est un processus normal du développement du langage de l' enfant. Une personne atteinte de surdité parlait avec un accent du sud de la France, vous allez me dire : ce n est pas possible et je vais vous répondre si ça l est. Le mimétisme ça vous dit quelque chose? Nous plaçons nos lèvres, notre langue de manière différente en fonction de notre langue parlée et de notre accent donc en regardant les lèvres être articulées de façon propre à l accent du sud la personne atteinte de surdité avait un accent.du Sud. En soit le processus est plus complexe mais je ne penses pas que vous le comorendriez. Imiter un accent dans le but de parodier une langue en particulier ça c est différent.. En tant que francophone je peux juger que l accent de Trevis n est pas français, d aucunes région de France, il n est même pas francophone du tout. C est normale car c est une PARODIE et de ce fait certains traits sereotypiques sont grossis de manière à faire rire. De plus le vocabulaire utilisé dans la parodie est, comment dire, soit celui d un enfant soit celui d un non francophone car on ne dit plus SACRE BLEU depuis très très très longtemps !!!! Et les prénoms du style prénoms composés ne sont plus à la mode depuis des années. Les Jean Pierre sont peut nombreux, espèce de Cuneguonde ( ce n est pas une insulte mais un prénom).. Comme vous avez bloqué mon compte, pour protéger je suppose, je vous réponds de sorte que tout le monde sache que votre commentaire n a pas de sens.

He's fluent in several languages, including french.

@@savannahm.laurentian1286 yeap but french is not one of those language he is fluent in.

@@savannahm.laurentian1286 no he doesnt speak french. I sprak french but what I heard was someone pretending knowing and understanding french. He does speak english, afrikaans zoulou, Xhosa, Southern Sotho, Tswana and Tonga. He doesnt speak any european languages. Why would he if he already know langages of ihis origin and english.

@Luca Casalgrandi bro calm down, they’re just trying to promote their soccer team. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Oh my gosh

😂

🤣🤣🤣

LOL!

@Pacho ...... I think he was just talking about the U.S.

@Pacho ...... Yeah .. I hear you, man. I really do. That's the thing with the States. The U.S. has just developed so much cultural, political, and societal influence on the world that whenever people hear the name "America" 9/10 times their first thought is the United States ... It's actually kind of annoying when you think about it. It's as if Mexico, Canada, heck, all of Central America, and South America are simply scooted off to the side like their American status doesn't apply to them (which it technically does).

@@DCFresh so how do you call people living in the US? mexico - mexicans Canada - canadians Cuba - Cubans US - ?

"Only on Netflix" Me, who watches this with about 200k other people on youtube: "Yes."

if there was a L between the S and the A the whole meaning would have changed

@@mohitjakhar4025 oof, that's really deep

Black Privilege

See this is ehy I can't be a parent. Whenever I see parents risking their lives for their children in movies I'm just like "fuck that kid, just make another one" lol. But I'd also be salty AF if my parents left me to die

why is this comment me as a person? 😂

This comment is underrated

This is why I can't become a parent because I would think that even as mom! XD leave his little dumb ass I'll grow another!

@@wendylott6920 so we definitely hope you don't have kids you would be a crappy parent

"My toxic masculinity is not that high to trick me into not being afraid of snakes" 😂 Idk man I'd like to see some manlier men touch snakes, for the greater good if u know what i mean

Lol

@@user-ze2jd5zg3z 2nd

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

😂oh

CONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSENT

"They say the cobra can't strike faster than a man can blink, but can a man move faster than a snake can think" Sounds like a dumb Instagram quote but am in🤣

Nneeeeehhh

🤣😂😂🤣

A big person like you is scared of a dog?

DOG DOG DOG DOGGY YOUR SCARED OF LITTLE DOGGY

This actually reminded me of people going to an African Safari on an open-Jeep(no cage vehicle) and the Lions are only meters away from them. The tour guide tells people, "It's ok, lions don't jump on the jeep."

As someone who spent a good portion of my childhood afraid of dogs oh, the best advice I can give is gradually exposing yourself to them little by little until you get comfortable. It also helps to expose yourself to different types of dogs, and preferably those that are super gentle and well-trained If you ever want to take that journey, I believe you can do it! It'll change your life 😄

Gosh you are me People don't understand when I tell them,I am so scared,i mean fully scared of Dogs I was nearly killed by one when I was 7yrs old,the fear is so real that it is incredible..... So whenever I say am scared of a dog and someone tells me something else.....I usually walk away.....

I gotta say, If someone isn't willing to die for their child, they are not a mother or human. (I know this will get grief from fathers, but I am a female and my references are female.)

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@@susanqtips Nah I guess there's no written rule people should love their children more than themselves? Also, with the example just now, I'm inclined to think the father dying would have more serious consequences

lol nnmmmmm kfngfhfjffhffhfjdjdndsn,)&,&&:;:&&:&:🤣🙂😇😇😇

Kritktototototototpttprprptoy

@@briz3988 what the ...?

@@jv-lk7bc lol I have a toddler. He probably typed those comments lol.

Classic!!!!!!!

😂😂😂😂

Yes, that was really good. A few minutes before that line, I wondered how he was gonna end the joke with the whole place cracking up since it had turned tragic then. But Trevor never fails 😃😃😃

I was wanting for him to do it

Best Part!!

even tho i saw that coming it was still super hilarious

Exactly! The way he suddenly makes it very serious to subdue your expectations and then delivers the punchline. Brilliant!

Shoes huh? I'll never leave them out. Thanks.

😂🤣

It's not true lol)

Wars*

Yes! He's hilarious! 😃

Absolutely! There's something truly captivating about watching this guy, he’s so amazing. I pray God gives you lots of beautiful days, I’m David Greg originally from Spain Granada, I live in Austin Texas and you ?

Facts, like the California king snake eats rattlesnakes

That’s scary

does Kong eats other Kong?

@@sypulutlepa don’t think so

@@sypulutlepa No, dogs eat Kongs ;)

This sounds like a gay joke.

@@EgalitarianWoman lmao completely unintentional xD

@@Berries20 LOL. You can never be sure on the internet. Ironically, I'm a 34 year old woman and I have 3 pet snakes. I don't have any "toxic masculinity" to trick me into not being afraid of them, I just think they're really cool pets. Very cuddly.

What do u mean? Do u want them dead?

@@varunsubramanian5484 🤔🤷🏽‍♀️

Lol fraise is french for strawberry 😂

Wow rude. What if they don't want to learn English? What I it's not their first language?

🍓

Sugondese

@@typicalloco3199 English is my first language

You lucky fish we miss his stand up comedy in SA

For a moment there.. I thought you meant you were in Bali too. 😂

@@gulamelaka77 😆 🤣 😂

yeah, i was beside you at that time... :P

I WAS THE SNAAAKE

Long term debt 😂

As someone who has seen my fair share of spitting cobras, I can absolutely clarify. They MEAN mean

Ssnek

Is his book that good? Thinking of buying it?

@@hananea.7049 yup. i have read it . its amazing

@@hananea.7049 it really is.

I love him but him constantly talking about trump on the daily show is getting kinda boring

@@hananea.7049 It's really good and even better if you do the audio. He reads it.

The last part was halerious ......

@@hananea.7049 Yep

You thought he wouldn't while I was hoping he would... Wasn't disappointed ~~snake~~

@@eckstrem8379Yep, but most of his jokes feel like a part of Ted talk😂. So I didn't anticipate it.

oh, I saw it coming...sweet

Skekkkkkkk

My mother in law saw a snake sleeping while we were walking the dogs in the woods...she ran screaming and left me there, trying to figure out what happened...my dog found the snake, still sleeping curled around itself. The dogs and I finished our walk and I still give her a hard time about the viscous snake that almost got her. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis

No step snek, fear snek

@@tammystockley-loughlin7680 your mother in law is an asshole.

LMAO I SAID ABOUT THE SAME THING

Absolutely correct

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Rip George Carlin

"Iyooo don't bite me!"

😂GOODTIMES!!!

That was the best Trevor Noah show💯🙌🏽

"AAAAHHHH, I'M GOING TO BITE YOU!!!!" "Iyoooo don't bite me!" (I'm Kenyan but I miss it 😂)

"Culturally I'm trying to not die" That hits deep

Ever had of George Carlin?

@@johnnymiles6062 heard* ..yess i have..i know him before trevor noah..it was just a type of compliment that didnt mean literally..ofcourse there are more comedians that can do that geez

You should see him talk about when his mother got shot by her abusive ex.

Cobra:"Alright victims."

If you where in the front row otherwise you would be safe like Trevor and bounce, it's one of the reasons I always sit near the exits in every place being cinema or what not in case of emergency I don't have to deal with the crowd which is the worst.

I would have been calling the police to come save us from a loose killer snake

@@heatherlowe7330 In a small village in Bali? I like snakes, but running faster than the other people seems like a great strategy.

@@shannonbutler-williams7261 I live in Texas, home to most of the deadliest snakes in the world, and the first thing you learn is don't run from a snake. You calmly back away, find a hoe, and chop it to pieces. Repeatedly!

😆 🤣

Its crazy to think that the french have the most battles won. Napoleon was a G

Oh Yeah? Check out the Battle of Valmy, pretty well the last act of the French Revolution; they repulsed the Prussians and thus maintained their Revolution; this became the beginning of the modern era of republics overcoming monarchies in the history of the modern world. Check out facts before blathering! ( Are you a Trumper too? Lemme guess. yup, you must be- bold, bursts of outright Bull.... ;-)

And you as well. Thank you for this

...he wrote before he took his last swig of the old whiskey bottle, freaked out and punched his wife cause she didnt stop nagging about his drinking problem, even though he warned her every day for the last 3 months to leave him alone

You too 🤙

You too dude, girl on nonbinary pal, you too.

You too buddy